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Romance › Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by Timoleon(m): 7:09am On May 17, 2015
If you have been married to your spouse for 10years and you have not seen the spouse poop or they even feel reluctant to shave their pubic when you are around, divorce that cheating spouse...they hav more to hide than meets the eye, Pastor Adeboye, Rev Oyedepo, et al 1996.
TV/Movies › Re: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by Timoleon(m): 6:59am On May 17, 2015
All of you dat have memories of these tv series and are yet to marry, there is God o!
TV/Movies › Re: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by Timoleon(m): 6:54am On May 17, 2015
shumuel:
kikiki, Lol Jumbo! Jumbo!! Jumbo!!!
jumbo the lil jet
TV/Movies › Re: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by Timoleon(m): 6:52am On May 17, 2015
thebigspock:
Who watched The Bear, The Tiger and the others? and Pingu
bros i hail o...Ow your children? u av tey....the stories from the b3ar the tiger n the others were captivating, the pinguins were also fun too.
TV/Movies › Re: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by Timoleon(m): 6:47am On May 17, 2015
drylman:
Op you should add, Sledge Hammer(Trust me i know what i am doing),
Rental Ghost , Doctor WHO and Robin hood.
Yet to marry o
those days nta taught us patience, u just wait patiently wen its four n d rainbow colours comeup, hume d national anthem n u r gud to go.
Politics › Re: 19-year Old Stabs Father 30 Times Till He Died by Timoleon(m): 10:26am On May 14, 2015
picture naa da? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Self-service, Selfless-service And Nigerian Christian Morality. by Timoleon(m): 2:15pm On May 11, 2015
austinesteve:
and u think we should treat humans ( women) like cars also? huh
you shud av submitted this before submitting the previous one.
Christianity Etc › Re: Self-service, Selfless-service And Nigerian Christian Morality. by Timoleon(m): 9:30am On May 11, 2015
austinesteve:
now see why i becomes a sin, just like u said " when u see a nice car u look at it admiringly, wishing it was urs"...now when u look at a pretty girl also wishing she was urs..do u stop at that? and probably after having her u see another pretty one u'll also whish u had her too. contention is lost here as a result of lusting...don't really have much to say on d thread but just want to share my view on ur comment .
now dis response fall my hand.....if u see a 2012 model n u admired n acquired, if d 2013 comes out, does it den become a sin to admire n want that?
Health › Re: At 29, She's Still Bed Wetting Please Help Her!!!!! by Timoleon(m): 10:15am On May 10, 2015
where is MFM when you need dem?
Crime › Re: Angry Mob And Police Beat Up A Robber Who Steals Car Parts Wit SUV In Lagos(pics by Timoleon(m): 8:22am On May 07, 2015
nemesis!
Politics › Re: ‘boko Haram In Zimbabwe En Route South Africa’ by Timoleon(m): 9:53am On Apr 30, 2015
Boko haram protecting their monopoly to terrorise nigerians.
Phones › Re: How to flash a Lumia, Windows, IPhone, BlackBerry, Android by Timoleon(m): 8:03am On Apr 30, 2015
bros na so u dey do? na wetin some men dey take feed dier family be dis na!
Politics › Re: Major Events And Dates In Nigeria's History (timelines: Pre 1960-2000) by Timoleon(m): 8:59am On Apr 27, 2015
zigger:
Sorry but i dont speak german
thouught so too...still funny though!
Politics › Re: Major Events And Dates In Nigeria's History (timelines: Pre 1960-2000) by Timoleon(m): 7:32am On Apr 27, 2015
zigger:
I tell u say i wan go who wants to be a millionaire. Dis country has come a long way. We started from the bottom and we are still @ the bottom
o ti funny ju....the 'truthest' truth though!
Health › Re: Don’t Let Me Die, Lady Bathed With Acid By Ex-lover Cries. by Timoleon(m): 11:29am On Apr 26, 2015
when a beautiful lady is turned into a female version of terminator.....God if i will becapable of doin this to another human abeg no let me marry!
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Ways Nigerian Churches Drive Youths Away by Timoleon(m): 10:35am On Apr 26, 2015
humilitypays:
Very interesting article you wrote except number 5 point. I do not support the use of bible verses installed on tablets in place of traditional Bible. You may have porn videos, images in that tablet or phone which you are using as your Bible, doesn't that make it unholyhuh Can you use the bible installed on your tablet or phone to drive away demon like you would use your traditional Holy Biblehuh

Church shouldn't adapt some technology, especially that bible on tablets and phones. You can install them for your personal Bible study but don't take them to church in place of your traditional hardcover Holy Bible, its not accepted by me, reason I don't take my phone nor tablet to church....have even dashed my tab out though. Well done
this is where d hipocrisy really lives...if d bible isnt in your heart, you wont chase any 'demon' away....whoever watches porn has it in d heart and not d physical thing u see on their phones...do u say because dey use dier hand to self-service, when they touch the bible, it becomes unholy? it is not the bible dat saves you, it is d knowledge of d bible dat does....my people didnt perish because dey didnt av traditional bibles my perish because they lack knowledge....stop peddling this fallacy!
Christianity Etc › Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by Timoleon(m): 9:56am On Apr 26, 2015
After reading this post...i still wont go to church.
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Picture Of Lola Omotayo In 2006 by Timoleon(m): 10:16am On Apr 24, 2015
atilla:
Nice pic

The second girl on the left has what u call "mammalian glands."
nigqa u just had to notice dat unh?
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Picture Of Lola Omotayo In 2006 by Timoleon(m): 10:14am On Apr 24, 2015
what is a lola omotayo?
Education › Re: 4 Of The Most Beautiful Train Stations You Won’t Believe Are Real (photo) by Timoleon(m): 8:04am On Apr 22, 2015
Yustash001:
One day Nigeria will own railway stations which are as standard as these...
i get your enthusiasm, however, by d time nigeria gets dese kinds of stations, dese would no longer be 'standards'.
Politics › Re: The "Backwardness" Of Nigeria After Hosting FESTAC 77, Myth Or Reality? by Timoleon(m): 9:39am On Apr 19, 2015
At this point, i am forced to wonder what is the relationship between the ghosts of festec77 past and the personal accounts of our lraders? cos to me, the wealth of this nation didnt dissappear spiritualy, men simply made it personal.
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Born Again Give A Head During Sex? by Timoleon(m): 5:54pm On Apr 16, 2015
shumuel:
hahaha Lol @bolded another Topic for another day, but you know God don't like uncleaness in any form, reasons why our mums wash/cleans their hands after wipping the butts wink
i doubt u av not head of tooth paste and mouth wash? we just give ourselves too much double standards...d hands can be washed n its alright, while d mouth cant b alright even when washed.
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Born Again Give A Head During Sex? by Timoleon(m): 2:20pm On Apr 16, 2015
shumuel:
hahaha Lol, My mum is an Educated British woman, she isn't that Local. Sorry to have disappointed you cause i know you have a good point building in there but...
no qualms, u get my point though....our mothers do a lot of disgusting things to kip d family....for instance, the same hands they use to hold d bible is what they use to wipe our butts!
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Born Again Give A Head During Sex? by Timoleon(m): 12:21pm On Apr 16, 2015
shumuel:
It just doesn't feel right, The Bible says and i quote ''It is not what goes into the Man that defiles the Man but what comes out of him''

Just think of it, the same tongue you use in Praying ''communicating'' with your maker is the same tongue you use to lick sper.m or cum, these things are meant for reproductions not Ice-creams.

But because the world has gone A wire, if you must, please protect the tongue. I heard there are Tongue Condo.ms now, use it.
pls hide dis post....as a baby, your mum probably used d same tongue she uses to communicate to her maker to suck the cattarrh off ur lungs! as an adult now, i bet u think muckus is disgusting?
Romance › Re: Guys What Will You Do?[photo](must See) by Timoleon(m): 2:43am On Apr 16, 2015
calk my friends and family to prepare for burial!
Science/Technology › Re: Fish Rained In Thailand (photos & Videos) by Timoleon(m): 8:45pm On Apr 14, 2015
mmmmmmm
Politics › Re: How Prophet TB Joshua Prophesied the Emergence and Victory of APC (Video) by Timoleon(m):
y'all neegggahs shud at least watch the video or ignore the thread totaly....its not compulsory everyone likes d man.
Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You Were In My Brother's Shoe by Timoleon(m): 4:09pm On Apr 12, 2015
somcherry:
Now, this is what I call laziness grin cool
True word!
Christianity Etc › Re: The Messages Of Grace And Hellfire: Which Has Had More Impact In Recent Times? by Timoleon(m): 12:14pm On Apr 12, 2015
Ezibless:
You clearly didn't comprehend my illustration Mr.smiley

I shoul let God answer him?
God won't come down from heaven to answer him o cheesy
Y'knw,not everyone hear God audibly.
So people just have to get the message through others,his word e.t.c
and your message 7s dat god created man to suffer cos only through suffering can man appreciate god? clap for yourself!
Christianity Etc › Re: How Some Ladies Attract Spirit Husbands by Timoleon(m): 12:06pm On Apr 12, 2015
[quote author=RedBenson post=32629263][/quote]pls d clothes u wear, the fone u typed withbare heavenly ba? Delussions!
Christianity Etc › Re: How Some Ladies Attract Spirit Husbands by Timoleon(m): 11:57am On Apr 12, 2015
efonat:
U dont wanna believe it cos u dont wanna give away fashion. What everyone go after is what d devil uses as a tool to put some of us in bondage. Weavons, minis etc. Bibe said be moderate in all things. Be guided
pls are you saying babesbcan b moderate with their lipstick, bum short, jeggings, pancake, mascara, without inviting spirit husbands? i tire for una o, in one post, una go say all these things dey cos spiritual spouse in another, una go say make we moderate...the things people love the most is what the devil uses... i winder why d devil come dey use lipstick...when people both make and female cant do without food? him no see food use, na weaveon, lipstick n miniskirt him dey use....him try!

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