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kelvee:
I've virtually checked all d petrol stations I knw, pls I need a location where I can get PMS in alimosho ASAP.

Check First Royal around Egbeda, oando and the others around Akowonjo road. There are a lot of filling stations there.

Thread Closed. Thank you.

Rilwayne001:
I dey craze

Stop saying that to yourself. You are not crazy. Goodnight.

Rilwayne001:
Your signature is hilarious

What about my signature? It's real and working. You can patronize us if you want. Thank you.

ksbusari:
languages, sport and primary education aren't bad. the best gets employed.

No course is a waste of time and effort. You can get employed and Make your cool cash. Working and earning a living most of the time is beyond working in the office and saying sir sir... we can actually make money by doing some home services and delivery, we need to find what services are needed in our locality, needs and wants to be met. Put yourself together, learn the right skills, and go fetch clients for those services of yours. #PlanBPays

People are complaining that there are no jobs, and people are still going to school. Anyway, education is good but expensive. I wish you all the best.

Eddodoh:
I received my rebranded resume and I am overwhelm by d work done. Words carefully coined wit relevant keywords dat involve d industries I have interest to work wit all in one.

I appreciate it!!!!

Thank you Eddodoh, for the encomiums. I envy your profile, qualifications, work experiences and professionalism. It can only get better.

MissSugar:
If u resign den u dnt wnt to go far in life...........simple

You don't talk like that Miss Sugar... resigning does not mean DEATH or END OF THE WORLD. INNER PEACE is better than insults and ridicule. For the poster, stay put and try to understand your boss, likewise set and a boundary and know it right.

Your boss only need you when there is a problem to be solved and tasks to be carried out. He gets on you madly, when you are not giving enough or dying hard to solve problems for him and his organizations. Thats why you were employed.

Don't ever leave your job without a Plan B, C, D etc and work hard on yourself than you do on the job. I wish you all the best my dear. Stay strong and never give up. Thanks.

Good afternoon good people,

Please, if you know you sent your résumé to the email address above for rebranding, kindly fulfill your own part. Your résumé will not be touched if you do not genuinely attest to it that you will fulfil your own part.

For those of you who have fulfilled your own part, hope you have all got your résumés. Thanks for your patience with us. We love you all.

ShakurM:
If yes, you better give us jerking off breaks during office hours ohttps://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/segal.gif

Abi nau... hahahaha.... the post is very funny.

Ramwab94:
yea I'm very well and good. What's the motivation behind your adverts?

My brother lost over N10, 000, 000 contract because he does not have a Bachelor's Degree, Masters and other professional qualifications in his field of study (Elect/Elect).only have ND, and he was well qualified and experienced than the others that bid for the contract. You know what?.... he lost the contract because the others were qualified than him on paper (Certificates).

So, that is my motivation and I know there are a lot of people out there going through this plight too. A guy called Nigerian Info Fm, to complain how miserable he was because he could get employment, not because he is lazy or not willing to work, just because he does not have a B.Sc or BA. This guy got good skills that some graduates don't even have.

Another motivating factor is the fact that some graduates passed out of the university with a lower grade, hence cannot be gainfully employed. Mr. Ramwab, I can't exhaust my empathy for these people.

Thank you.

Estharfabian:
Bloggers would say virtually anything To Promote their dead ass Website!




LoL!;S Those Couples ain't related.
They're married Quite alright. but it ain't Incèst-related.


Bug geees! That Guy's face could kill cockroaches!

I think without even promoting one's blogsite, I believe this appalling act is happening everywhere. El fin.

Ramwab94:
okay sorry for the insults as earlier contained in my quote. I don't actually mean to say that. We're humans like you say, and we must really be respectful to eachother not minding the fact that we hide behind cyber networks. I really am sorry for the insult but I'm not for other wordings as contained in what I earlier wrote.

No problem sir. Hope you are doing well?

Ramwab94:
Brother abeg shutup!! Na by force to do? Abeg carry your Scam Adverts go another thread jere.

I think we human beings have the sense to think before we talk. You didn't portray that Ramwab. If you don't like the post, then you leave it and don't comment. Thanks for the insult anyway to someone you have not seen or heard before. I pity your life. Have a wonderful day.

Bloggz74:
There are three things I spotted wrong with the sample CV;
*Coloured mail address.
*poor formating(writing in italic)
*duration in your education not needed.(Ie 2001-2005)simply state when u graduated.

I simply don't think the duration on your résumé will kick you out of the interview. As an HR Practitioner, I am concerned about what the person says, the dress sense, your grammar and comportment. Its just beyond your résumé. What if your résumé does not depict what you say when you appear at the interview?

I will be like.... THEY DID THIS RÉSUMÉ FOR YOU... Abi?

Moridiat:
Hello, I just finished from D.s Adegbenro ICT polytechnic and I want to do D.E but I don't knw d sch to choose. I studied business administration

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CONTACT US VIA THE EMAIL ADDRESS ON MY SIGNATURE BELOW. GOD bless you real good.

angels09:
I think marriages are made in Heaven and a few mistakes here and there by our partner need not be blown up to mar our relationship. Why do we not ponder one second over what great things he or she had done in our lives? And we are not angels either. So it is better to forgive and move an inch forward than one foot backward

You are right dear.

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charming1111:
In your search for employment, it is vital for you to know the information that is useful to your employers and present same on your CV.

Without further ado, outlined below is the list of 3 things employers hate to see on your CV.

1. INAPPROPRIATE EMAIL ADRESSESS: Email addresses such as tega2fine@yahoo.com and tinasexy4lagos@hotmail.com, should not be found on your CV. These email addresses does not portray you as a professional and as such, employers hate to see it on your CV. An example of email address that should be found on your CV is adebayojarvis@something.com.

2. DON’T ATTACH YOUR PHOTO TO YOUR CV: Please do not attach your photograph to your CV. Employers are always looking for reasons to screen out applicants; a photograph on your CV might create room for you to be screened out.

However, the exception to this rule is if the employer makes it mandatory that all applicants must affix their photos on their CVs.

3. POOR FORMATING: All the information on your CV should be typed using the same font. A combination of fonts like century gothic, arial black, times new roman, etc, on one CV, should be avoided because, it won’t look attractive to your employers.

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Another point is that, applicants should never write Curriculum Vitae at the top of their Résumés.

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FIVE DON'TS ON YOUR RÉSUMÉ

Having gone through different résumés for more than 5 years now, I have discovered that people can never be called for an interview. Its not all about your qualifications or experience, it's all about how you place and post them.

THE FIVE DONTS ON YOUR RÉSUMÉ

1) Do not use personal objective, rather use career objective
2) Do not use different fonts and sizes
3) Do not use more than two colours in your résumés, that is if you are printing it out in color format
4) Don't make all your fonts go unnoticed. You have to make the sub-header go bold
5) Do not remove your personal information or data in your résumé

I appreciate those that have sent in their résumés for re-branding. Do enjoy your day and put a smile on someone's face today.

dozzynet:
I'm impressed with the modifications your team made on my C.V. You did a wonderful work and I must commend you for that. And to my friends on this thread, I must tell you that you will be amazed at the wonders he will do on your work. The 1k is honestly worth it.
Thanks.

Thank you Dozzynet! Hope you have made your payment? and what is your name?

Please, to everyone that have sent their résumés to the email address here, please send us your Nairaland ID, so that we can recognise you better.

For other interested persons, send your "NAME" using NAIRALAND and ID as the subject of your email.

Thank you all.

Due to massive résumés and paid subscribers we have from all over the world, I thought it was going to be free for all of you here, but our HR Department are not taking it likely. They have decided to release the first three (3) entries tonight for free, because we work by first come, first serve basis.

If you want your résumé to be branded or re-branded, please you will need to encourage some of these guys that are doing these résumés for people like you. Thank you all.

Wishing you all the best.

nuggybabe:
Na wao, people re just lookin fr means to get money. I thought as much dat this is too gud to be free.

Yes... it's too good to be free, and it's actually free. My team members will send the résumés to the owners, but some will be passworded and I am still asking the WHY and they said because good folks here have actually appreciated them with some Thousands.

So, it would be nice for the others who have given. Anyway, It's going to be fine.

Thank you all.

austinosita:
Yes we got the email, asking us to pay #1000 into your personal account.

You for tell us for here, from the beginning, say u go collect money

Thanks bro, if you check the main thread, you will see that I said... at "ALMOST" no cost. I think N1,000 is not too much for my team members. If your heart is telling you to give it out, why don't you do it, and if you feel you can't... it's still okay and good.

Have a wonderful day ahead, and God bless you.