₦airaland Forum

ECOTERRORS:
this man wants us to port to Benin Republic

Did you read the article?

And oh - I just quote you again.

Cyriloha:
Bro tell them to sell anything all I'm after is the money and you go dey cure hiv. .staff syphilis and other small small pastor go dey cure fake blindness relationship breakthrough and heart attack. ....yes and nah me yes me go dey give pikin!

I handle the pikin part and we have a deal for Miracles on the mountain ministries

Randyhot:
leave her to her fumblings, all she can learn from it all is" LMFAO"

Dude...are you just here to argue?

DiiVictory:
I swear I had a similar experience in my high school then @FGC Okigwe. mine happened that I was dodging from going for the combined service/sendforth service for our immediate seniors in school then cos I had no neat clothes as per senior boy I be then due to the fact that many of my mates then were also nt willing to attend the service, this resulted in scanty chapel therefore the Vice principal decided to come chase the students out and eventually landed in my hostel and this took me unawares and I ran to the next block that had an open ceiling cos my dorm's ceilings were still intact. when I got there I climb up into the ceiling only to realize that my guy already de inside so I stayed close to the opening of the ceiling then we waited for the VP to pass soo we can come down but it seemed like an eternity and the ceiling was becoming hot it was around 11am so my guy said let's come down that the VP must have left after he didn't see anybody and I thought abt it and concluded it must be true so I had to come down cos I was the one close to the opening of the ceiling. immediately my leg touched the ground there is the VP in my front, I would have applied "Chioma ajunwa" (in a kegites voice) but behold the school's headboy was with him and unfortunately he is also a member of my hostel and there was no way he would nt give my name to the VP immediately he queries him, soo running became a bad option cos that would double my offence and also my punishment so I stayed calm and the VP ordered the Headboy to get my name and I should go take my bathe and meet him in Church if I want to soften my punishment but I still didn't go to church knowing the principal would be there and hoping the VP would forget but lo and behold he didn't.
what happened on Monday is what I will best tag "Gbese roo"
it was such an embarrassment for me
#proudlyFGCOkigweOjavascript:void(0);ldStudent

Na you be correct guy


* Drops mic*

shadowgwalker:
hahaha!!I can imagine! Hope u were not fatty oworkorwor.

No Babz...same slim me.

Looks like I was possessed.

Phut:
Apology accepted

Thanks hun

Phut:
Telling me to take a chill pill was definitely rude. Na me wey quote you aha *rolls eyes*

Sorry dear. I thought I saw a "frown" emoticon.

A thousand aplogies

Phut:
Your name fit u

In my tribe, it means "For God"

So take a chill pill and enjoy the humor.

One love


Lol

Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

Cyriloha:
may we join hand nah. ....I will the accounting officer handling all financial crises

True talk.

We ask the congregation to sell all their smartphones to build a house for the pastor - year after year.

nd07:
Mumu, r u an American?

My nationality is none of your business.

Next time, if you have nothing useful to say, NEVER quote me.

Regards,

Tim.

hisenjos:
I would give it a few more days and if it not showing up - contact UBA.
Paypal has done their bit.

They said 30days
A few more days to then

kaima1984:
When will u learn how t appreciate what u can not do?a creative hand is a million better than a creative mouth

Lmao...Google me.

And then don't ever quote me. Thanks.

When would Nigeria grow past this useless inventions and make a real thing.

*zooms outta thread*

Wait...Introvert is not here yet? Even LadyF?

*dancing Azonto*