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Literature/Writing AdsRe: Let Me Help You Publish Your Book by TimothyNkenu(op): 6:58am On Jan 06, 2016
Mizquote zenopee

Please send me an email: timothynkenu@gmail.com
BusinessRe: See This Ridiculous Charge By UBA (africard) by TimothyNkenu(op): 5:52am On Jan 06, 2016
olumide81:
Uba! Won't move close to their ATM, talk less of banking with them
Thank you.

I emailed CBN with this screenshot as well.

Thieves.
BusinessRe: See This Ridiculous Charge By UBA (africard) by TimothyNkenu(op): 5:46am On Jan 06, 2016
zinachidi:
do pple still bank with UBA??
I'm not in Nigeria so Africard was my best bet.
BusinessRe: See This Ridiculous Charge By UBA (africard) by TimothyNkenu(op): 5:43am On Jan 06, 2016
brunofarad:
angry grin sad
Walahi e no funny
BusinessSee This Ridiculous Charge By UBA (africard) by TimothyNkenu(op): 5:26am On Jan 06, 2016
So yesterday I did a PayPal transaction of $8 (for a subscription and UBA (Africard) fee was almost 50% of the transaction itself.

Cc: Lalasticlala
Seun

Mynd44

UBA is a big scam!

CareerRe: Mathematics/stastistics Vs Mechanical Engineering by TimothyNkenu: 5:56pm On Jan 04, 2016
calculator123:
the above.courses am comfortable with,presently am in maths dept in one of the federal uni around,going to 200lvl next year,pls classify them under prospects,chances of being self employed e.t.c by the way i will be 18 next year
Congrats on your making FP
FamilyRe: Why Are Cases Of Infertility Common With Wealthy Families? by TimothyNkenu: 12:38pm On Jan 03, 2016
Griffon:
The poor understands the position he is in. It irks him so much that he boinks the wife with venom, which results in immediate pregnancy and eventually a child.

The rich on the other hand also understand his position. He's got business deals to attend to, awaiting contracts etc. He's got all these in mind while shagging the wife, which makes it a bad sex and almost difficult for the wife to conceive.

I hope y'all would buy this theory, it's that cheap cheesy
Mad man grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: FUNNY MEME'S On The Don Jazzy , Olamide , Headies Saga by TimothyNkenu: 5:32pm On Jan 02, 2016
PrettySleek:
Lol! But this whole thing is childish tho. I was actually looking forward to a collabo with Olamide and Don jazzy. I guess i hv to kiss that goodbye!
They have a collabo.

Skelemba (2015)
RomanceRe: Why Do Very Beautiful Girls Make This Mistake??? by TimothyNkenu: 2:12pm On Jan 02, 2016
Estharfabian:
I don't want my kids looking like A painted sculpture...cool

In other Words...Too cute is the new fake!cry
grin grin

Damn you're good with words.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do You Follow The Nairalander(s) You Are Following? by TimothyNkenu: 9:39pm On Dec 27, 2015
I follow estharfabian because she's my type. wink
PoliticsRe: Ex-president Goodluck Jonathan Advice Nigerians On Sunday Service(screenshots) by TimothyNkenu: 6:37pm On Dec 20, 2015
Kayoski:
rubbish
!!!!

nice speech
nobel award for best speech loading indeed..


After spoiling our dear nation with corruption,
crippled economy e.t.c.

This is what Yoruba people call " Ejo gutter " meaning " the gutter is dirty, i.e irrevelant talk "
And exactly what has Buhari done?
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Let Me Help You Publish Your Book by TimothyNkenu(op): 4:23am On Dec 18, 2015
Still on
BusinessRe: 1.4trn Fine: MTN Takes Nigerian Government To Court by TimothyNkenu: 9:04pm On Dec 17, 2015
cramjones:
Then we should expell MTN from Nigeria! Simple! If you must operate in a country you must follow their rules. Who is MTN? We have many other companies that want their customer base so bad! PMB expell these people, they have plundered Nigeria for so long!

-CramJones
"Lol..."

- Abraham Lincoln,1855
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Let Me Help You Publish Your Book by TimothyNkenu(op): 7:24pm On Dec 17, 2015
OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Abdulhakeemthronekido@gmail.com


Reach me, please.
Okay
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Let Me Help You Publish Your Book by TimothyNkenu(op): 2:58pm On Dec 17, 2015
Cc: safarigirl
Literature/Writing AdsLet Me Help You Publish Your Book by TimothyNkenu(op): 2:56pm On Dec 17, 2015
Hello Nairalanders,

I've read quite a number of stories here and I'm beyond impressed. I've been on Nairaland (but with a different moniker) since the days of Irawo Nylon Bag by Ishilove and Barrack Boy by Flow1759.

Noticeably, most of the stories never get published despite the fact that they have such huge followership and potential buyers of those books (if and when published.

Well, I'll help you get published (both eBook and paperback) if your story has signs of profitabilitpy (I will handle payment for editing, book cover and formatting while I handle uploading and distribution).

Let me make it clear that I am not a marketing OR publishing person - I work with POD (print-on-demand) services and eBook distribution companies so your book will be printed when ordered for.

What will I get? Nothing goes for totally free. So, as my take-home part of sales, I will take 6.95% of book sales.

If you are interested, please comment below and I'll inbox you my email. PLEASE DO NOT SEND PM HERE

Read about the other project I started: http://howafrica.com/17-year-old-nigerian-in-uganda-begins-a-project-to-bring-together-young-african-poets/

Note that marketing your book is up to you.

Thanks.
RomanceRe: Should She Be Beaten And Battered Or Abandoned To Her Fate by TimothyNkenu: 1:53pm On Dec 16, 2015
micayo:
Addressing the ish of you being older than me, how sure are you that you are older than me?

There are some women that are stonger than some men. Note the 'some' though. Some women would beat a man to stupor and leave him half dead if need be. For example, I wouldn't dear go and fight a woman who is a professional wrestler; I no wan die yet.
Estharfabian was talking 'bout me.
RomanceRe: Should She Be Beaten And Battered Or Abandoned To Her Fate by TimothyNkenu: 11:30am On Dec 16, 2015
Estharfabian:
LoLgrin

I get what You're Tryna say...I Really do! Buh the though seem almost Impossible... Probably due To my Inexperience? Okay?


Anyways....Cutehector, PushMusic, daxlasaint, micayo, Misspicy, TimothyNkenu...Scrap that last name! I'm older than You!grin cool

..does the idea of A Woman Beating a man, To the point of death seem plausible to You? And the man made no attempt to defend himself In Any way? Not even one punch? he just stood there smiling n grinning....the, later ran away!.Does this story seem Authentic to You...Y'all should p!ease help An Inexperienced Young Lady!cry
Esther I'll kill you grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: NFF Pays U-23 Team $500,000, Each Player Gets $12,000 by TimothyNkenu: 9:55am On Dec 15, 2015
$12,000 well earned.

I pray they invest wisely and not give into the vague desires of the youth
PoliticsRe: Graphic: Picture Of Bleeding Sheikh Zakzaky With Bullet Wounds And Swollen Face by TimothyNkenu: 9:02am On Dec 15, 2015
tunjion:
Wen the yeye military see Boko Haram, they will run and wen it comes to Cameroon, they will remember international law and surrender their weapons to Cameroonian Army. Not to mention USA or UK

However, wen they see unarmed civilians, OMG!

Them done turn lion be that.

This man is a grand father, what threat did he pose? He has been around for a very long time and never harm anybody.
Ignorance. Do you know who Zakzaky is? Please read before you comment next time.

Thank you.
Christianity EtcRe: What They Won't Tell You At The Abortion Clinic. by TimothyNkenu: 9:00pm On Dec 13, 2015
Estharfabian:
undecidedWell, Abstinence still remains The best way!undecided

There's No Excuse for having to Kill An innocent life!! it's totally Inhumane....


Just Ponder on this..."Would i be here if my Mom had Aborted Me?"
What a loss if she had done so.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Algeria CAF U23 Championship Finals (2 - 1) On 12th December 2015 by TimothyNkenu: 7:42am On Dec 13, 2015
Brytawon:
So what difference have you made from what I saidhuh
A black can be racist against a fellow black - you disagree with that.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Algeria CAF U23 Championship Finals (2 - 1) On 12th December 2015 by TimothyNkenu: 6:27am On Dec 13, 2015
Brytawon:
It's called marginalization not racism.
Discrimination from the same race is called MARGINALIZATION while discrimination from different race is called RACISM.
No.

Preference of one race against the other - now that's racism.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Algeria CAF U23 Championship Finals (2 - 1) On 12th December 2015 by TimothyNkenu: 5:03am On Dec 13, 2015
meforyou1:
they are our brothers bro. And they are not racists. We are the same race
They hate other blacks - and yes, you can be racist against your own race.
PoliticsRe: Throwback Picture Of Fayose And His Wife by TimothyNkenu: 12:23pm On Dec 12, 2015
Ugomba:
Why are they dark?
Colonized prick.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by TimothyNkenu: 5:24am On Dec 12, 2015
Estharfabian:
One yam legged Pained Nigga spotted...lipsrsealed
You got no chill at all I swear grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by TimothyNkenu: 7:24pm On Dec 11, 2015
Turn ons: Intelligence, strength (not physical, more of mental), sound command of the English language, beauty should be medium or above average, must not be too religious or too unreligious, not dependent of boobs, ass and men for money, hardworking, principled.

Turn offs: The opposites of the aforementioned
PoliticsRe: Nigeria, Now A Research Field For Corruption? by TimothyNkenu: 5:29am On Dec 11, 2015
asEdeyHOT:
That is Jonathan for you

Jonathan institutionalized corruption in Nigeria

The title should be Stealing is not Corruption
SMH
RomanceRe: Men. by TimothyNkenu: 8:05pm On Dec 10, 2015
Estharfabian:
Well, I certainly can't help You...


Buh lemme call on the Nairaland girl magnets...undecided
Cutehector, Obiorathesubtle, TimothyNkenu ,JoeCutie, Pucaxo, PushMusic ...


They'd answer all Your questions...wink thankme later?wink
Some things are in-born sweetie
BusinessRe: The Poverty Line In Africanomics - Nkenu Timothy by TimothyNkenu(op): 7:14am On Dec 10, 2015
Cc Seun
BusinessThe Poverty Line In Africanomics - Nkenu Timothy by TimothyNkenu(op): 5:38am On Dec 10, 2015
The Poverty Line In Africanomics


I am an African, and I’m very egoistic about it. This means that I’ve gotten used to the daily media coverage of Africa — hungry, poor, cursed, diseased and everything negative. I’ve also gotten used to people referring to this continent of over 50 nations and 2000 languages as “the nation of Africa.
The amazing part of the media’s coverage of Africa is that I get to see hungry kids (with bones showing) on the T.V. — and never see any close by in real life! Amazing isn’t it? Anyways, this article is not meant to fight the false (negative) media coverage, Chicamod.com is doing just that. This article is meant to discuss what the word ‘poverty line' means and what it should mean. Please note that I am no expert at economics nor do I have enough patience to write this piece sequentially — paragraph by paragraph.


The global standard used to determine who is poor is put at $2. What this means is that if you do not spend at two dollars a day, you’re poor. Based on this standard, an amazing 40% of people living in sub-Saharan Africa are poor. What a really poor continent right? I mean, what can two dollars do for anyone a day? Well, let me introduce you to what I call Africanomics.


I grew up in a Nigerian town (more like an emerging town) where the living standard was and still is low. During my high school, there was a restaurant where food could be gotten (good food I mean) for 50 naira which is currently two cents — I believe the restaurant is still there. We bought water daily from hawkers at 20 naira for a 20-litre-jerrican. That means I could (and still can) get 3 plates of food and 40 litres of water all for less than a dollar in Wukari, where I grew up. Despite eating three plates of food and using more water than I can finish, according to the poverty line, I’m still poor! Amazing right?


There are apartments for as little as $45 a month as well. Transport within town should cost you $0.70 a day (at most). I guess it’s safe to assume that the middle class bachelors who live in Wukari are all poor as most spend less than two dollars a day. In Uganda where I currently reside, a lot of people live below two dollars a day yet, are satisfied and have a roof over their heads — I can bet my thumb that cannot happen in the U.K. or the U.S.


Now I won’t go on and on giving examples but then, that should give you an insight of what it’s like to be satisfied in Africa, yet viewed as poor by ‘the rest of the world’.


What am I driving at? Using a particular global standard to measure who is poor and who is not, is not only grossly inaccurate but drawn out of ignorance for varying world costs of living — country by country. A varying standard of measuring who is poor and who is rich should vary from town to town (yes, there are ridiculously expensive towns in every African country). Only, and only if this is done can the true (and not inflated) number of poor Africans be ascertained.


Welcome to Africanomics.


Source: https://medium.com/nkenu/the-poverty-line-in-africanomics-6b3637e2a86d#.yjww15fes
RomanceRe: Categories Of Ladies Who Do Not Deserve 'No-Sex Relationships' by TimothyNkenu: 10:14am On Dec 06, 2015
Estharfabian:
LoLgringrin

***lemme do my own*angry**I stay in Nigeria....Studying teethistry..wink i'll probably come to Uganda when i'm done..cool

PlUs---I'm A comic writer..(to myself), A Paint artiste(could draw a little), I'm An intern in a Radio station, And A tutor(A girl has to make moneywink)

don't mind me, I tend to be very vainglorious whilst describing myself...wink

Nice to meet You...tongue
grin grin ;DD

Lmao...don't mind me.

Alright. We'll talk some more.

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