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tolutweety:Thanks my very good friend.... |
ShawttySoFyne:Birthday mate |
Joseph1832 See your kind of poetry here |
Wait a minute.... You didn't add "No worry" on it? That's my favourite track mehn... ![]() |
Was a fan of comic books those days... I like the graphics and I am tempted to get one if reachable |
Donald Duck |
Even one of the World's popular watch brand, Zenith has that star logo |
Souljaboi1:Come to Abuja |
The Rolex DayDate is among the cheapest model in its collection. I will take him serious when he give out a Rolex Yatchmater II (ask Adekunle Churchhill), Skydweller (Davido) or Seadweller (me, lolz) not to talk of the vintage Rolex Daytona (Freeze). By the way, let's see the lug for the serial number. Last week I saw one of those celebs in a party and he was forming that he bought his Rolex (a Day Just) for 10mil and that he want to sell it for 8mil, I checked the watch and told him to sell it anyone for 60k amd the guy almost broke my head with bottle. When I schooled him for 5mins the guy just humble. ![]() |
tolutweety:Lagos na wa! ![]() |
I went to Lagos last year and stayed with my friend at Bode Thomas somewhere in Surulere, one night I couldn't sleep cos' almost everyone had their generator on, so I got up, went to the 4 generator set and started peeing into their fuel tank one after the other. The next day while dressing up to leave for the airport, I heard the neighbours complaining about one strange happening about all their generator set getting faulty and refusing to start.... Me ...... *lip sealed* Yeah. Call it childish but I was happy |
llaykorn:You a quite right. Modern poetry has evolved into various "strange" forms in the 20th century as the notable form of expression has always been the free verse form, and I think poets are mostly influenced by its ability to allow one pen their thoughts without constraints. Also, going by the recent happenings and outright criticism by poets on how the world view poetry, some opined that poetry has lost its uniqueness as many prefer to write without beautifying it with hundreds of forms nor evoke the reader's thought. It is on this fact that Adrian Mitchell said most people will ignore poetry as long as poetry goes on ignoring most people. But in truest fact, poets now justify their poems by the happenings and norms of poetry that they see is acceptable, an instance is the Noble prize award of literature to Bob Dylan which is an oblique view of how some poets view things. Its clearly different from the orthodox approach as modern poetry sees literature itself in a very large form. These contemporary poems of literature are judged based on lyrical content than style or skills with some strange forms of poetry found music, films, and even paintings. |
joseph1832: I'm fine Bro. Joe. Just busy with lots of research and office work. About enjoying a very long break from it and I'm guessing spending some part in Lagos (on the condition that traffick jams won't last more than 5mins at any stop and no much crowd). How is the poetry section? |
I use to think that one adds (grow) an inche on every birthdays, so on my birthday I will mark myself from head to toe on the bed only to wake up and see that the marks erased itself .... To me then, I have grown. ![]() |
A whole AIG riding a non-armoured vehicle with just few orderlies? Like seriously? ![]() |
Why is it that only the young girls are always declared missing? ![]() |
And I have been wearing the vintage Patek Phillipe for ages while Davido just had his with diamond studs. Indeed, diamonds aren't girls best toy anymore. |
Did they force them to watch it? Cos' the last time I checked, you'll have to call DSTV to activate the channel after which they would have verified your age through your email and phone number. Why do some people think they can force culture and tradition down our throats ? Some of us don't like all the African Magic channels cos' of the voodoo/juju things they do there. Is that also portraying Naija in bad or good light? So nobody has the gaddamn right to tell me what to watch with my hard earned money that I used in subscribing for it. And if they calm to be educated as they seem to portray themselves, they'd notice the "18+" rating to know that one must be matured enough to watch it, and in case they can't control their wards, they should lock the channel with just a 4 digit password. Abi that one hard to do? Please, they should save us the ranting and stay away from their DStv till April. |
joseph1832ng: lolz.. My runaway hommie... Happy new year! |
Eyah.... Rest in Peace risk taker! ![]() |
***clears cobwebs**** ![]() |
That Lambo is owned by a Niger Delta Bigwig - about 2 years ago photos of the car bn pulled down from a car truck went viral on the internet. |
After I Followed You |
Nigeriatraining: You did not understand my comment. I never defended anyone, I only justified to need to do the little or whatever we can with our own resources. I'm not a fan of the aforementioned pastor or any pastor for that matter, I only said his way of life is no different from the person he is accusing. Yes Mr. Freeze may own businesses that fetches him money to foot his love for watches (mind you, I and Freeze share the same interest in watches so I understand such love as it is my passion too to always trend with the latest timepiece). Akon is also a businessman with juicy endorsements but he is transforming the lives of millions in Africa through his project. Mr. Freeze, with all his business deals and profit can be assumed to be selfish 'cos he would rather use his profits or income to buy a timepiece to satisfy his insatiable need for high end watches rather than give back to his society or impact in the lives of his people (except he wants to do it for show). The pastor too, from what I have learnt owns several published bestselling books to his name and can comfortably make a living from it too. I don't think anyone owes anybody any explanation on how one decides to spends his money. In this case Freeze doesn't have any moral right to accuse or criticise the pastor 'cos he does exactly the same thing too. |
So says a man who's as extravagant as a pastor. Let him sell his watches - he owns about 4 Rolex watches starting from the Rolex DateJust, DayDate, Day Tona and Yatch Master II (4 of them combined are worth about 25million not to mention his Tag Heuer, Zenith, among other people watch collections ). He's telling someone to sell off one of his jets to better the live of mankind in his community while his collection of watches is around 100 million (yeah you read /heard me right). The fact is, you mustn't be very rich as a modern day pastor, or a businessman to help the needy, like he said Akon provided electricity for about 2million people in Africa.... So Mr. Freeze, what have you done for mankind or for the people living in your community? Or are you waiting to become a pastor or a musician before you do anything? |
The Shot (Snipper's Gaze) Sweating, from a distance, Palm blistering still My rifle seeks a chance To lock a perfect kill. Striking the photographer's pose Amid sandy sweats Waving on the fountain of my nose Steaming my lens wet. My arm still-steady Like a robotic mannequin, Eyes yet not ready, Prey visibly unseen. So I stood still as silence, With a squinting stare Submitting to the jungle's ambience And my instincts utmost care. A glint passes by My target was locked, Making my patience sigh And my blink knocked. I bit my lip And lowered my finger, Taking a sip Of breath for the trigger. Kposaar!!! Goes the thud of hell, Silence awakens. A head shot and he fell, His skull broken. Attack!!!... |
The Shot (Survivor) Many bodies decaying in the bush Some manuring dead trees to life And a soldier wanders into its track of dangerous rife, Knowing he could be them in a second but further he pushed. His gun grew hungry and his dagger thirsty And his tongue swam in flooded desert. He walked, he crawled and rolled Till sleep dressed up in death's garment And tried to seduce him. He could no longer smell life But he had to survive, If not for anything but for the tale. Night came and the cold crept in, Death seem closer to him As he stares at his dark picture on the ground, The moon flashed its teeth and the bush dimly glow, Allowing him take another look at his surrounding... Still nothing... Help seems to have absconded.... he mused. Tired and hopeless, The music in his heart began to loose its beat, The dreaded door of death began to open With a billowing cold from heat, But one sound was confusing to him, It was like the earth was falling down... He closed his eyes to surrender to death But it fled, its cowardice amused him And that he wondered till few saving hands grabbed him. He decided to wait for death's return And stole a peep from his funeral. He had been nicely dressed but his beret was tilted wrongly, His signature dark glasses glued dusty dust, So he lifted up his hand to mend them For even in death his handsomeness shouldn't be tainted. He made a move, He heard a voice, He opened his eyes And he was in a chopper Being airlifted to his base. |
The Shot (Parting Prayer) Obedient gun, Honour me, Show me your loyalty isn't for fun Musical gun Entertain me, Sing me that "ta! ta!! ta!!" sound of pun Pretty gun Attract my preys So I can charm them one by one Smoking gun Protect me, Let my trigger make death run Coughing gun Are you now sick? Or has your enemy refuse to rise like the sun? Crying gun Wipe your arm, For your sweat will soon be gone Talking gun Humour me With the victories we have won Faithful gun Don't betray me Squirt death turn by turn Feable gun, Don't stop.... (...............) Oh see what death has done Silent gun Deafen me Let my fears get lost to never return Loving gun Lay with me Till my bones are worn Mourning gun Weep not Loving you was fun Saluting gun Call me at my grave The hero that i have become. |

