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BusinessRe: Naira Falls To 363 As Dollar Scarcity Continues by timpaker(m): 4:42pm On Jul 15, 2016
Bought it at 380 naira yesterday from Wuse zone 4 cuz most banks complained of scarcity.
Jokes EtcRe: A Collection Of Funny African Pictures (just For Laughs) by timpaker(m): 3:51pm On Jul 15, 2016
When you have a degree in amebo technology cheesy

PropertiesRe: High Build Epoxy Floor Coating Paint by timpaker(m): 12:02pm On Jul 14, 2016
Hello,

Do you guys have this Permatex 84107 PermaPoxy 30 Minute High Strength General Purpose Epoxy?

Your swift response would be highly appreciated.

Thanks.

TravelRe: Images That Perfectly Describe Living In Abuja!!!! by timpaker(m): 9:09pm On Jul 12, 2016
damsy01:
When u r new in town and driving and goin to central area frm wuse2 but just one wrong turn and u met urself in maitama.. .. . U b lyk kilode nw?? ?

Happens to my friend alot and he'd be like "guy, i just pass that big mosque near one estate"
cheesy
Science/TechnologyRe: What Kind Of Snake Is This? by timpaker(m): 11:58am On Jul 06, 2016
Op. You should go for an IT programme at COAS, Buratai's snake farm. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by timpaker(m): 6:26pm On Jul 05, 2016
"The moon has been kidnapped by unknown gunmen who invaded the sky but investigation is ongoing, the people are urged to go about dia duties". ---- COAS. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Signature, Does It Mean Anything To You? by timpaker(m): 6:11pm On Jul 05, 2016
Yes it does (although, it's a quote I designed for one of my poems here but that quote has been my motivation and a reason for my success).

When you're no longer comfortable with what or where you are, your dreams becomes your hope.

Just one of those propitious events.

So believe me when I say I'm chasing dreams cuz I don suffer small (before). grin
PoliticsRe: Eid-el-Fitr: FG Extends Public Holiday To Thursday July 7th by timpaker(m): 3:46pm On Jul 05, 2016
Nice one from FG. One full week of flexing. cheesy


Chai! I would have travelled..... Damn! shocked

The next holiday is around October. shocked
Foreign AffairsRe: Suicide Explosions Rock Saudi Arabia Days Before Eid-el-fitri by timpaker(m): 10:22pm On Jul 04, 2016
This has proven my assertion - not all terrorist are Muslims.

To think they had to wait until the end of fasting to carry out the attack on a sacred land like Medina shows how animalistic and inhuman these suckers are.

LiteratureRe: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by timpaker(m): 11:22pm On Jun 29, 2016
One of my favourite writer gone again? I so much love his book, the Concubine (emenike was my favourite character)

Abubakar Gimba abeg stay oooooo.
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Christianity EtcRe: Biodun Fatoyinbo Poses With His Porsche Car by timpaker(m): 1:31pm On Jun 29, 2016
kiss

PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-Madueke Reacts To Al Jazeera Report by timpaker(m): 10:39am On Jun 14, 2016
It pains me that Journalism has recently bn poorly done.

So, are they trying to say that someone who has worked in Shell at its apex level, served in various government as minister and also someone from a rich home can't afford those properties?

Meanwhile, our Vice President owns a house abroad and has over hundreds of thousand of pounds and dollars in his account (according to his asset declaration form? and no one is talking about it cuz his is a SAN and as a SAN he can afford it but Diezani who has worked for shell, Nigeria and other firms can't huh?

I must say our journalist or whatever they call themselves at EFCC are shallow minded.
FamilyRe: 11-Year-Old Boy Maltreated By Stepmum: See The Highest Order Of Child Abuse by timpaker(m): 9:50pm On Jun 10, 2016
Shame on you Op.

Report the damn woman to the police.

Last year something like this happened in my friend's Estate. I reported the woman and her husband to an army officer who gave both of them the punishment of Dia miserable lives. I still have the tape in my Dropbox as I intend to show it to there church members (they now claim to be pastors) any day my head gig.
CrimeRe: Julius Alagwu, UNIZIK Student Stabbed To Death by timpaker(m): 11:15am On Jun 08, 2016
loomer:
When you enter school last?
grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Jide Kosoko cries: “This is the third wife I ’ve lost, what will people say?” by timpaker(m): 10:46pm On Jun 07, 2016
Reminds me of one old novel - The Concubine
Poems For ReviewRe: Sojourning Mind by timpaker(op):


ONE (Diminished Hexaverse)

Who will scratch our back
When our own hands leaves
Our body to ache?

The head will cry,
The neck will drown,
The heart elopes;
And the legs... strained.

Why go when
We can all
Come... to aid?

We're you,
You're us...

Being!


Dedicated to all Nigerians, the true believers of unity.
The poem is quite symbolic.
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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Takes Selfies With US Marines & Navy. PICS by timpaker(m): 8:36pm On Jun 06, 2016
Reward Nsirim - one of Nigeria' best writer.

His book "Fresh Air" is one of my best Nigerian story book.

Those days of book jam at silver bird library.
PoliticsRe: Presidency Unveil ‘aso Villa Demo Day’ Youth Enterprise Initiative by timpaker(m): 8:04am On Jun 05, 2016
Good idea...

Though, quite similar to YouWin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shows Off Rolex Watch Alongside His Alleged Girlfriend by timpaker(m):
Untill both of them rock a Rolex Skydweller 2015 edition before I take em serious. So far, only Wizkid has the best Rolex among all Naija celebs. The only difference is that Davido's own has diamond stone custom.

But if they truly wanna ball, Let em rock a Richard Mille mechanical tourbillion or any of its watches. That's why Emmanuel Adebayor better pass them all.

That niccur is freaky kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Which Church Do You Attend? by timpaker(m): 8:23pm On Jun 02, 2016
Jehovah Sharp Sharp international Limited
Car TalkRe: Amazing Transformation Of 1970 Volkswagen Beetle Car (photos) by timpaker(m): 11:19am On May 29, 2016
I was expecting this.... cheesy

Christianity EtcRe: Anita Ebhodaghe: I’m Still Divorced, Not A Part Of Christ Embassy by timpaker(m): 11:15am On May 29, 2016
Yet, they preach about forgiveness and tolerance.

Smh.

What's the crime that both of em can't come to terms with?

Well, Christians should know better.
CelebritiesRe: Caroline Danjuma's Husband Called A Dog By A Follower, Actress Reacts by timpaker(m): 11:00am On May 29, 2016
She said "we celebs..."

Is she a celeb?
huh
TravelRe: Nigeria To Sign Visa-free Pact With 8 Countries by timpaker(m): 10:52pm On May 26, 2016
fados4sure:
South Africa & Egypt will be among but, it isn't going to be for economic migrant but instead, for reputable businessmen like Dangote, Jim Ovia, Elumelu, Otedola, Igbinedion & Others
Well, I'm among the "others". cool

It's kind stressful getting visa to SA without using Official or Diplomatic passports. And those dudes processing visas at Wuse 2 are very rude even with Note verbale.
TravelRe: Nigeria To Sign Visa-free Pact With 8 Countries by timpaker(m): 3:49pm On May 26, 2016
if South Africa is not there then i'm not interested. angry
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Ponmile Pelumi, OAU Student's Painting Goes Viral by timpaker(m): 3:54pm On May 23, 2016
I like it.

I don't mind buying it from him.
CareerRe: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by timpaker(m): 3:48pm On May 23, 2016
joseph1832:
Heeeey! How come you never offered to give me a wristwatch FOC eh, and I thought we were buddies. grin
You came to Abuja and left un-noticed. tongue
CareerRe: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by timpaker(m): 3:40pm On May 23, 2016
tolutweety:
I am serious. I know before now that you are a fan of good wristwatches- I just dint know you loved it so much you had a tech work space for it.

I mean , I would even love to pay for it- A sport wrist watch.

Sport watches are usually digital and are quite useless when they get bad and their repairs reduces their lifespan, or do you know how to use a tachymeter? A watch with a tachymeter (mostly chronographs) features acts as a great digital timepiece. Hope you still remember your elementary physic> grin

Okay, I will get you one FoC! cool

By August when i'm done with one tasking assignment.
CareerRe: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by timpaker(m): 2:36pm On May 23, 2016
tolutweety:
Get me a wristwatch , brother.

I so love your workspace.

Pm?
Don't worry. You'll get one soon cool
CelebritiesRe: Nnenna Nwabueze's Husband, Okonta, Is Dead by timpaker(m): 2:35pm On May 23, 2016
clefstone:
Andy okeke don die.
Really, I was thinking the same way too. I was like "Kenny ke?"

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