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RomanceRe: How I Celebrated Tonight I Broke Up With My Girl Friend (pic) by timpaker(m): 1:14am On Sep 19, 2016
joseph1832:
LMFAO!. I was patiently waiting for you to show up to burst this open. grin


Lolz.
The traditional Rolex 904L rose gold chain gave it out. It's what is obtainable from his side I guess. It's actually bad flaunting a fake watch, you can get dissed for that... Ask AKA the South African rapper.
So as an artist, the babe on your wrist draws or put people away from you.
RomanceRe: How I Celebrated Tonight I Broke Up With My Girl Friend (pic) by timpaker(m): 11:45pm On Sep 18, 2016
Fake Michael Koor. From where I come from that piece would be seized at first sight.


Well Y.O.L.O
PhonesRe: Apple Fans React After Finally Getting Their Hands On Iphone7 by timpaker(m): 2:36pm On Sep 18, 2016
It's a normal thing and a thing of joy.

Just like when Rolex released the Rolex Skydweller and Seadweller timepiece people queued also at the Swiss HQ for it. And the price was around $40k

So if you are a fan of any product or brand you can do anything to own it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 18th September 2016 by timpaker(m): 2:02pm On Sep 18, 2016
joseph1832:
De ja vu. grin
tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 18th September 2016 by timpaker(m): 1:56pm On Sep 18, 2016
joseph1832:
In football, anything can happen.

Thanks for conceding.
cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 18th September 2016 by timpaker(m): 1:47pm On Sep 18, 2016
joseph1832:
In defeat or in victory, I remain forever UNITED. grin

Good, at least you're a bit better than Chelsea fans.

Well another goal just entered....

How's it that your world most expensive supermodel is yet to kiss the net? smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 18th September 2016 by timpaker(m): 1:39pm On Sep 18, 2016
joseph1832:
Bad belle is allowed. tongue

Don't tell me you're a fan to the aforementioned?

If you're, then I'm gonna put down your name on my very long list of haters
angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 18th September 2016 by timpaker(m): 1:30pm On Sep 18, 2016
Nothing gives great orga.sm like watching Manchester United lose...... Same as Chelsea. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Corruption And The Audacity Of Patience Goodluck - By Gbenro Olajuyigbe by timpaker(m):
huh
PoliticsRe: Swiss Firms Selling Dirty Fuel To Nigerians by timpaker(m): 7:57am On Sep 16, 2016
Nigerians also selling fake Swiss watches. Lolz.
Foreign AffairsRe: Michelle Obama: What We Will Miss Most About The White House by timpaker(m): 7:19pm On Sep 14, 2016
Mother-in-law kiss
CrimeRe: Girl Disgraces Ladies Who Stole Her Clothes by timpaker(m): 12:08am On Sep 14, 2016
Kaycee7:
So you mean I can't wear my Naruto jacket or my One Piece t-shirt? What of the Final Fantasy XV shirt I just ordered or my Assassin's Creed hoodie? Abeg park well make person wear wetin im want.
no mind am jare. I love animated/cartoon shirts. I have one Simpson and Riley Freeman's shirt made for me by my guy... each time I wear em someone must compliment me.

I even had one made for my boss and his family as a bribe. cool
Car TalkRe: Are These VIO Guys Doing Us More Harm Than Good? by timpaker(m): 7:10am On Sep 13, 2016
Thank God they aren't dressed as bee bug. I dislike seeing them in that yellow and black sweater.
EducationRe: Help A Nler Win A Job by timpaker(m): 5:34pm On Sep 12, 2016
Done!
Poems For ReviewRe: Before I Self Destruct (then Days Went By) by timpaker(m): 4:19pm On Sep 12, 2016
Another good one from Jigs!
My brutal opinion. Lolz.

First, I don't understand the word "Ds" .

Secondly, I believe the change in secondary rhymes in your second verse is intentional. I also observed you wrote as if the event has occurred and yet you used present tense(s) notable in verse 2 & 3 (especially verse 2 line 3 & 4).

Thirdly, I think there is a typo in verse 4 line 3, I guess you meant to write "brother" huh?

Lastly, the poem depicts a heartbroken fella, lonely and depressed that his lover left him... But seeing her in hell is suicidal....... Oops! Yeah, before I self destruct..... I get it.

Extra: I so much love your poetry collections on " Before I Self Destruct" and your writing style is dope and hood! cheesy cheesy cheesy
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RomanceRe: On Homosexuality... by timpaker(m): 12:59pm On Sep 08, 2016
joseph1832:
Now that's what they readily forget, that not all can be cowed same way they were easily cowed.

I find this set of Christians easy targets for my sexual overtures, they fall easily grin (the females oh, not the males)

Heheheheheheh. You too like woman. Kai!!! grin
RomanceRe: On Homosexuality... by timpaker(m): 12:05pm On Sep 08, 2016
joseph1832:
That's the standard by which almost all religious folks judge people.

They forget their ways are not the ways of those they judge. That's why I often call them myopic individuals who revel in shoving their opinions and beliefs down people's throat.
Walahi!!!
These set of people aren't real Christians, they just want to cow you into their ways without bothering to understand other people. They just act like the Abuja Federal High Court judge and make pronouncement as if they are God.
RomanceRe: On Homosexuality... by timpaker(m): 12:04pm On Sep 08, 2016
brightalo1010:
I never preach to you about my believe before so do not come and preach to me about been a gay because I am not the one that give the 14 years jail term against it.

I never one day start preaching to you about how been straight is better either,so why preaching about been a gay?.

Without posting your been gay online wont you still do your thing? tell me the excess of bringing it online.

Heheheheheheheh. So going contrary to your opinion has made me gay right? Your kinds are quite funny! Heheheheh.

Yes, it is not you that gave the 14yrs penalty but your kinds did, and they acted based on your perceptions by criminalising the sexual consent of 2 adults as a crime subject to over a decade imprisonment.

It's a good thing no one should preach to anyone about anything, can't we just live and let others live too? They didn't choose to be who they are just like you and I didn't choose to be straight, they too didn't choose to be gay. Kapish?!!!



RomanceRe: On Homosexuality... by timpaker(m): 11:16am On Sep 08, 2016
brightalo1010:
Like I said do not tell me not to believe in my own and also want me to believe in yours.

Good. Then learn not to judge people based on your beliefs because it's not everybody that shares that belief of yours. Religion is suppose to teach you about tolerance but ya'll are all 'judgey' and condeming. Is that the love Christ talked and preached about?
Poems For ReviewRe: The Shot by timpaker(op): 10:59am On Sep 08, 2016
The Shot (The Damned)


One shot and a boom awakened my dead fear,
Bravery rolled down my cheek in a tear
That is bedevilled with a loss I can't bear.
From a mortar to a landmine,
My platoon reduced to a meagre wounded nine
Trapped in a theatre of shreds,
One step, one boooom!!! Many deaths: Brothers sleeping on enemies deathbeds.

I and the last nine made a daring retreat
But found out it was a suicidal retreat,
We were trapped in one of death's greatest cheat.
With a heart, heavy and a sweaty palm
I imagined how death couldn't be anyway calm,
Must it really stare at us with no option?
How daring! No sign, no caution.
But we aren't going down with no action.

For two days we waited on a single spot
Under unfavourable weather both cold and hot,
Picturing how our last fight would be fought.
My bullets were all engraved with "Fucktards",
Each for anyone of those _bastards
It stings - my feet held tight to my booth
So it wouldn't run when pain escapes from my tooth,
Then in convoys they came like a weed without root.

Dust glued the air and painted the cloud,
Their coming was daring and loud
Like a buzz from a soldier ant crowd.
I smelt the flaring fragrance of their fury
And felt the tinge of fear unknown to me.
Suddenly, the air smelt different like a grave,
Having dug plenty for my friends, the brave;
I know. We sure aren't going to be saved.

They stopped at about a kilometre away from us,
We wondered why they paused,
Are we that cursed?
Don't we both deserve an honourable death?
We're ready to be committed to mother earth.
"Common you _fucktards!" we screamed.
But they turned and left, it was like a dream.
I guess they know we're dead already for real.
It's just a matter of time we're blown for real.
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RomanceRe: On Homosexuality... by timpaker(m): 8:35am On Sep 08, 2016
brightalo1010:
As a christian I never read in my own Bible where God condemned Blind or deaf.And I don't expect you to start telling me to forget about my Christian believe on that.

The question should be have you seen someone with 2 eyes start making a choice of becoming blind?,but some gays has been banging ladies before the stupid idea of fuvking there fellow man came up .

Some lesbians said they started it because of heartbreaks caused by men,so can someone with 2 eyes suddenly chose to become blind just because of bad things he/she sees?

Why using Blind and deaf to compare gays?smh,Does blind and deaf people has jail sentences ? undecided

Hmmmm...
So because Christians see such practice as bad then everybody must therefore adhere to it? It's funny how Christians think that just because they're against a certain belief others must also be against it just because it was written in a holy book?

I have nothing against Homos, I see them first as humans before anything. What's my concern with someone's sexual preference for me to judge them?
CrimeRe: Balogun Oriyomi "Jpron" Arrested In Lagos By Police (photo) by timpaker(m): 1:37pm On Aug 25, 2016
To think that I grew up with that guy is something else. He was very quiet and peaceful when I was still sharing a hood with him.

What changed him? Question of the wind.
LiteratureRe: 9ja Poets Competition Lounge. by timpaker(m): 1:24pm On Aug 25, 2016
Poets or writers you mean?
Poems For ReviewRe: Arugba by timpaker(m):
What a great piece of traditional poem!

I love cultural and traditional poems like this because I learn from it.

Welcome brother. cheesy
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Poems For ReviewRe: The Dying Poet by timpaker(m): 9:42pm On Aug 19, 2016
llaykorn:
Interestingly horrific? The strange way poets use words.

He's not back yet. This is only a flash of lightning - on a sunny summer day. Haven't you now finally lost your pen, Tim?

Nah. I still write. Just too lazy to type. cheesy

So you're partially back huh?

Poems For ReviewRe: The Dying Poet by timpaker(m): 12:29am On Aug 19, 2016
llaykorn:
The dying poet was not eager to live.
Nor death to make his reprieve.
But to lie somewhere in between
Death and the life you seek.

His soul cried emotion for love of both
So he tried once to kill his soul.

But soon the love of good and that of bad
Found their places in one single man.
The colors of light and those of dark
Painted his blood in white and black.

To redden what white and black was ever not.
He tore his skin and licked the blood

The exaggeration and personification here is just interestingly horrific. cheesy

Just highlighted my favourite lines.

Great one Lake! (he's back!!! grin)

FamilyRe: Can You Identify The Mum In The Midst Of These Twin Sisers, Picture by timpaker(m): 8:19pm On Aug 16, 2016
They're all mums. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Every Nigerian Atheist Should Be Outspoken by timpaker(m): 5:20pm On Aug 16, 2016
firestar:
Timpaker.

Warm greetings. Try to look in between the lines of his. There's a familiar thread that undos the entire article.

smiley

Firestar,
Good day (longest time).
Please can I get the link of such thread?

How have you been? Missed ya'll.

TravelRe: Major Dark Spots In Abuja (photos) by timpaker(m): 10:17pm On Aug 15, 2016
What about Area 1, Garki?

Truth be told, walking on or around that bridge linking the famous Yar’Adua Centre and the National Mosque in the early hours of the morning or early evening is the most crazy of all.

Finance bridge linking Wuse zone 7 and Wuse is another dark spot, no wonder people prefer to cross the expressway than use that pedestrian bridge.
TravelRe: Major Dark Spots In Abuja (photos) by timpaker(m): 10:14pm On Aug 15, 2016
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Celebrity-Bullying: Can We Use A Little Compassion? by timpaker(m): 7:28pm On Aug 14, 2016
Jarus:
When you're a public figure, you're in the spotlight and what comes with it is people saying all sorts of things.

It doesn't matter whether you're a celebrity or a politician, people will scrutinize you. It comes with the status. Don't be surprised some of them actually enjoy the controversies and scrutiny.

So can we have Politician compassion too?


That's true. Most of them benefit from the negativity being spewed on them as it help them sell their brands and in some cases they build their persona from it.

Some of them enjoy being referred to as "controversial.... Bla bla bla." take Beverly Osu and Karen Igho of BBA for example, they're famous because of one controversy or the other and that made them celebrities.

Truth is, becoming a celebrity comes with a price and they should be willing to pay a stone who make them can break them, that's why it is advisable that they live lives worthy of emulation.

Christianity EtcRe: Every Nigerian Atheist Should Be Outspoken by timpaker(m): 6:49pm On Aug 14, 2016
plaetton:
Poetry that only exalts a religious belief is far from being poetry.
Real poetry is rich in free expression, not restricted to religious praise or exaltation of doctrines.

To prove my point, kindly name one female Islamic poet that you know or have heard of.

Even the so-called Islamic art is completely devoid of life and soul.
How could it, when Islam is aversive to love, merriment and joy ?

[b]That's not true.
The female poets may not be that popular like the men, but there are quite a number of them. At least I have about 3 of them as friends on the most popular social media hub. But we are talking about poetry in Islam and not Islamic female poets.



Just incase you're not satisfied with what I am saying and would want to argue further, here is a piece of poem by a Muslim lady, her name is Jenne Zaghloul (a Convert) and her poem is tagged "I am a Muslim Woman"

I am a Muslim woman
Feel free to ask me why
When I walk,
I walk with dignity
When I speak
I do not lie

I am a Muslim woman
Not all of me you'll see
But what you should appreciate
Is that the choice I make is free

I'm not plagued with depression
I'm neither cheated nor abused
I don't envy other women
And I'm certainly not confused

Note, I speak perfect English
Et un petit peu de Francais aussi
I'm majoring in Linguistics
So you need not speak slowly

I run my own small business
Every cent I earn is mine
I drive my Chevy to school & work
And no, that's not a crime!

You often stare as I walk by
You don't understand my veil
But peace and power I have found
As I am equal to any male!

I am a Muslim woman
So please don't pity me
For God has guided me to truth
And now I'm finally free!

There are countless of them, just because you don't know one does not mean they don't exist.

Even little Malana (I hope she forgives me for calling her that) writes and speak poetry (though I can't find any now, not as if all poetry are written).

Lastly, the religion is not aversive, just that they are mostly conservative. Permit me to ask, have you listened to there songs or you are just basking on your perception about them?

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