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CelebritiesRe: Denrele Wired Dressing At AMVCA 2016 (photos) by timpaker(m): 8:37am On Mar 06, 2016
No bra? angry

The real title should be "Derele bares it out in a see-through dress" cool
PoliticsRe: Yoruba And Hausa Fight In Mile 12 Lagos (Graphic Photos) by timpaker(m): 5:42pm On Mar 03, 2016
Almost the same thing that happened in Apo, Mechanic Village, Abuja on monday.

Why are people so quick to take laws into their hands these days?

I pity the residence of that area cuz the police (anti-riot squard, SRC, CTU) and other security men would make that area their base prompting holdups, traffics, and stop and search actions that would inconvenience the people of that area.

SMH
Music/RadioRe: Princess Vitarah Sings About Nigerian Vagina, Says It's Tighter Than Kenyan's by timpaker(m): 4:38pm On Mar 01, 2016
joseph1832:
And I thought I was the only one who loves women. grin LMAO.

My remix is just with the nice beat to her song. cool


PS: you still remain the only one that love women here. tongue
Music/RadioRe: Princess Vitarah Sings About Nigerian Vagina, Says It's Tighter Than Kenyan's by timpaker(m): 1:10pm On Mar 01, 2016
Remix on my mind grin
EducationRe: See This Creative And Mind Blowing Alliterations by timpaker(m): 4:13pm On Feb 27, 2016
Vanquay:
If one doctor doctors another doctor
Does the doctor who doctors the doctor
Doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
Or does the doctor doctor the way
The doctor who doctors doctors?

The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way
The doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.
Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.

That should shut them up aha angry
This is not alliteration, it is called pun
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Donates Musical Instruments To The Church Where He Started His Career by timpaker(m): 7:48am On Feb 27, 2016
money121:
"There's always something to be thankful for! I thank God for putting me in a position to touch lives positively with my music.
As you know the road to success is never ever easy, yet with faith, hope, determination and resilience it really is possible to achieve your dreams, goals and ambitions. It was a pleasure going to thanks giving service at my church, Church of God Mission in Enugu; where my love and passion for music grew from here. I'm grateful that I can now show and extend my gratitude to my church community." - Flavour of Africa #Thankful"


https://www.instagram.com/p/BCQkxddwh5w/
Yeah it is true!

Cuz of Flavour's music I now like big a$$ girls


#kidding tongue
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Donates Musical Instruments To The Church Where He Started His Career by timpaker(m): 7:46am On Feb 27, 2016
grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Buys Wristwatch For His Loyalist (Photo) by timpaker(m): 11:44am On Feb 25, 2016
joseph1832:
Hmm. I thought being vain and petty is the main ish now.
To them been vain and petty equates that you're 'balling' or means you're rich. But to me, it is simply a way of life.

Besides, my own definition of fashion lies on your wrist.

Been a lover of watches but showing it off online is childish expect for review or discussions which is what these peeps ought to be doing instead of telling us that one of their watches is equivalent to about 20 'keke napep' angry.



I think i will beg Seun to help create a section for watch lovers here. tongue
CelebritiesRe: Davido Buys Wristwatch For His Loyalist (Photo) by timpaker(m): 11:13am On Feb 25, 2016
I'm gonna post pix of my watch collections too online since that's the main ish now.
LiteratureRe: Letting Go By Audrey Timms by timpaker(m): 2:02pm On Feb 22, 2016
She's back! cheesy cheesy cheesy
FoodRe: My Horrible Experiences With Food Sellers In Lagos by timpaker(m): 3:25pm On Jan 28, 2016
smh
FoodRe: My Horrible Experiences With Food Sellers In Lagos by timpaker(m): 3:21pm On Jan 28, 2016
smh
FashionRe: Girls Blasted For Exposing Cleavage In Hijab [PICS] by timpaker(m): 3:08pm On Jan 22, 2016
It's just a badly timed photo. I know this lady doesn't dress badly like she's bn accused by her IG followers (don't ask me how I know), her posture of pose was what caused it.

So they should give her a break!

*People will always judge you like they have better reasons like you do. *
Christianity EtcRe: Is Glo Blackberry Subscription On Android Sin Before God. Pls Read This. by timpaker(m): 9:19pm On Jan 19, 2016
If them use cuz of you stop this stuff for Android phones eh... . angry angry angry angry


Why bring the topic here, don't you have a pastor, priest or imam to talk to? huh



Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by timpaker(m): 8:21pm On Jan 19, 2016
anyimontana:
hublot is most badest


Hublot isn't. Try using an AP Royal (oak offshore limited edition) or a Richard Miller and come and thank me later.

I've got 2 Hublot watches. One a Big Bang Ceramic Titanium and the other a skeletal Big bang Turbilion(Ferrari limited edition).

I don't do Hublot or Audermars anymore I want something similar though that's why I specifically asked for those aforementioned two cuz of the screwed design on the bezel.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by timpaker(m): 7:44pm On Jan 19, 2016
Leyelanre:
Mechanical watches, skeletal watches, minimalist watches, casio g shock. Let's talk bbm pin: 2B677CA7.
I don't do Casio or any of its edifice collection except vintage.

Skeletal watches? Do you have any Tag Neuer or Richard Miller collection? If yes, post it pick then we can deal.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by timpaker(m): 7:03pm On Jan 19, 2016
Leyelanre:
Hit me up. I might have something for you
Hmm mm... hope it's not a Rolex?

So what do you have?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by timpaker(m): 3:18pm On Jan 19, 2016
I'm addicted to wrist watches and the internet


But thank Jheez for work mehn...
HealthRe: Lassa Fever Spreads To Ekiti As Nursing Student Is Diagnosed With In The State by timpaker(m): 8:44am On Jan 19, 2016
undecided

EducationRe: 94% Would Miss This. Prove Me Wrong!! Pics by timpaker(m): 9:14pm On Jan 18, 2016
5 cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: 9 Types Of Intelligence - Howard Gardner by timpaker(m): 3:55pm On Jan 17, 2016
So I'm number 6. cool
Poems For ReviewRe: A Sonnet For My Loveliest... by timpaker(m): 2:16pm On Jan 17, 2016
joseph1832:
Well her moniker is hidden in the poem. grin figure it out. Lol.
Yeah. The 'M' comparison huh? cool
Poems For ReviewRe: A Sonnet For My Loveliest... by timpaker(m): 2:12pm On Jan 17, 2016
joseph1832:
LOL. You really wanna know? LOL.
Yes ke.

Hope it's not one of those your Nairaland babes wink
Poems For ReviewRe: A Sonnet For My Loveliest... by timpaker(m): 1:46pm On Jan 17, 2016
Great one from Bro. Joe. cool

10 syllabic word count per line. cheesy

And the analysis is topnotch. cool

Who is the mystery girl? wink
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FamilyRe: Too Hard To Believe Marriage Break Up Stories by timpaker(m):
Two in-laws caused the divorce of my friend's (colleague) wedding of 2 days.

The father-in-law of my friend refuse to shake hands and pose for photographs during his wedding. The father-in-law of my friend stated that my friend's father refused him a contract in the now defunct NEPA in 1978 even before my friend and his wife were born.

The beef continued at the reception when the bride and groom were dancing and both father-in-law were spraying money on their kids and my friend's father mistakenly stepped on the girl's dad shoe... .. see serious beef... . They started calling each other names like "ritualist"...." 419er" and that was it. The groom called on the men to respect his day and that was it....

The father-in-law grabbed his daughter and left the reception saying the groom would use her for rituals.


I just taya for Dia.... A whole best man like me. huh undecided
Poems For ReviewRe: The Shot by timpaker(op): 2:05pm On Jan 15, 2016
The Shot (Part 2)

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Khaki and silk,
With a mask of shame
I stand before you
As a victim, a coward,
A caricature and a loner.

A body of scar and pain,
Deserving and undeserving,
They're now mine to live with,
Even the air now mock me
As it caresses the bullets in my bones
Like a flute it sings out my betrayal.

I loved myself more than the people
I swore to protect, I have only one life
And I was selfish then and I ain't now,
Air no longer smells soothing when inhaled
As my breath suddenly makes no perfect sense.

Two terrorist held a family hostage
With guns pointing to their heads
They were fretting in bondage
And they seemed serious in shooting them dead.
My thought suddenly elope with fear
While my team were far from near; Kpa!!!
My decision cost all their lives -
That family and the two terrorists.

While I shot myself on my hand, hip and leg
To escape 'super' questions on the mise-en-scene,
My lies won me the Oscar for deceit
With a misdemeanor in impatience.
I spent weeks nursing my wounds
But the bigger wound rest in my conscience.

Today I appear before you -
My uniform in a mess,
My rifle rustling away in a box,
My conscience on per second pinch
With laughter and smiles hard to make -
Like a stoned face; with guilt
Making a fountain from my eyes
In regret on many strings.

Yes I fumbled with my duties
And I can't pay for my deed
Because suicide is painfully expensive!
Besides, honour rest in thee who wields a gun,
I bestow that honour in you.....
Let me have my shot!
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EducationRe: Do Nasarawa State University Keffi [nsuk] Offer Part Time/wkend Degree Programs? by timpaker(m): 12:24pm On Jan 15, 2016
jayitanasara:
please Sir, do you have an Idea of the Duration?
About a year and 6 months probably. They are very fast (aside strikes which are at times unavoidable).

I also know that they are about closing on the sale of forms so whatever you wanna do i suggest you do it fast or else ABU Zaria (very far and it is full-time) and Unibuja (very slow programme) might be your last resort and it ain't comfortable if your work in Abuja.


Finally, My friend recently collected his degree certificate late last year.
CelebritiesRe: OAP, Freeze Blasts Governor Ikpeazu Over 1k Gift To Old Woman by timpaker(m): 2:24pm On Jan 13, 2016
joseph1832:
LOL. Care to spread some love? grin (no homo)

Cc: s eun as I was posting this comment your website temporarily went off line.
Nah! I'm cutting cost and managing this year man... the economy does not look too good and so man gotta adjust (but not for booze and other luxury things i cherish cuz i can sell Abuja off in other to continue enjoying em) wink .... you know what i mean na grin
CelebritiesRe: OAP, Freeze Blasts Governor Ikpeazu Over 1k Gift To Old Woman by timpaker(m): 2:11pm On Jan 13, 2016
joseph1832:
Mr Tim. Happy New Year and a Merry Xmas. grin
Same to you bro. Joe grin

Man gotta enjoy his leave outside this tensed domain. cool

Back with lotta ice that can sustain an ice block biz for 12 months in Mushin. tongue
CelebritiesRe: OAP, Freeze Blasts Governor Ikpeazu Over 1k Gift To Old Woman by timpaker(m): 1:48pm On Jan 13, 2016
At least he gave out something....


But you (Freeze) would rather buy one 18 karat gold Rolex Daytime of about $18,000 and wear on a wrist...


grin grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Dark Tears Of Babylon (A Short Story) by timpaker(m): 10:38am On Dec 29, 2015
Oga Larrysun is back with a bang.

I'm sticking on this one


Following bumper to fender grin
LiteratureRe: Revamping Our Dying Literature Section... I Nominate Divepen1 And Llaykorn Mods by timpaker(m): 8:53pm On Dec 28, 2015
johnwizey:
IMO I think seun thinks he his doing the writers a favour by allowing them pass their message to a wider audience maybe that is why he feels less concerned but I know it's a 50:50 cos he gets more people signing up and the writer gets appreciated too. A story actually made me register and a couple of others too. The likes of frank 3:16, Kayemjay, flow1759, coolval22, petokey etc are nowhere to be found even if they are still around, they just pop in once in a while cos their work is not being appreciated. I don't see seun heeding your advice jare
I saw him reading the thread and he disappeared swiftly after that. I guess he went to view one of those Instagram post or those post with "Graphic, viewer discretion is advised" grin

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