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ojeffo:Yeah. You can order it from alien press or go to Hero's plaza, Wuse 2 and order one |
If I'm not working for government, I do this as my palliative
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#TrueTalk |
Its simple. Let them buy fuel for N145 while people from other state buy at 86.50. #NoWahala ![]() |
sorepco: Sometimes, our righteousness starts with a Crime |
joseph1832:Nah! I didn't. It was just a one time experience. Back then in school, one of my friend fell ill 1wk to exam and was admitted. And bn the closest to him I was tasked to help him write that paper, I was given some texts to read by his coursemates (which seem like Arabic to me at first), they were like I should try to get an 'E' or 'D' by any means. But I promised them I'd shock em and surprisingly, I got the shocker! I made a narrow escape 'C' . While one fail and 2 got 'E'.Talk about the sins we commit for our dear friends. That day remains my biggest motivation in anything I do till today. |
It reminds me of that engineering course - Strength of materials ![]() |
Does the second hand stop at 12 O'clock wen you unlock the stem or crown? If yes, then...... Open the stem like a screw clockwise, then pull up and wind for 2 minutes, pin it back and then screw or lock it. If it doesn't work, I can service it for you here in Abuja but unfortunately this is not your base. For your info, what you have is a copy of the Day-Date, a version of the Date Just series. |
joseph1832: Not my Ramsey. ![]() The dude obviously doesn't want to be crowed on and that explains why he acts before he's bn acted upon. Well, this is GoT anything can happen but for the meantime, I'm enjoying his ploy. |
Apo has the highest number of empty houses in Abuja, followed by Gudu. Go to those areas and see porshe houses rotting away. Even in my neighbourhood, I often wonder if the estates that surrounds us are just for deco. Infact, some security guards have started renting them out to corpers and other promiscuous fella who'd wanna do a quicky or a weekend getaway with their mistress. The owner of one of the estates close to mine put his buildings up for sale at 40million for a 3bedroom bungalow but no one came until recently, when someone offered him 12million for that same prototype, the guy quickly told is agent to collect the money. Owu don blow the guy small. Heeheheheh |
Majority of them are on the MTN network... Talk about patronising your own. Smh. |
Ever since Ramsey handled 'Reek' into submission I became his fan. Everything he does gives me joy, from the scene where he said "just give me 20 good men and I'm battled ready". The dude even went to war without body shield. Lolz. The dude is very unpredictable. Some said he went too far dethroning Lord Bolton by death and even eliminating a threatening heir, but that's Ramsey. He never leaves anything to chance. #teamRamsey |
Audermars Piguet Royal Oak offshore. My guy. ![]() |
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Come to Abuja and see. There's a bridge at Area 3 junction but people hardly use it. They'd prefer to cross the express even when the bridge is just 2metres away from them. Even when they fenced the road to prevent people from having access they'll still tear or pull down the fence. Everyday about 4 deaths/accidents are reported from that junction. |
Joshthefirst:I am earth's child, I have come running wild, Escorted with storms and hurricanes. I twirl, whirl, skirl and tame Queens to the beat of my glide. I've seen what he wrote On his note, his lines made me bolt. (Who dares forsake its king?) If they poke and joke, Then I'll smoke and choke Erm..Till they can't cope With my strokes Stripping them off their rococo robe. At my liesure i'll chew their fingers like carrot, This is how a god play and dine with a queen like a pawn, Then i'll watch erm speak like a toothless parrot After cropping their mouth's farm off its 32 white corns. I am earth's child, I have come running wild, Escorted with storms and hurricanes. I twirl, whirl, skirl and tame Queens to the beat of my glide. ![]() |
Joshthefirst, Where in Pete's name have you been? |
firestar:Sadist? Chai! Timpaker, See how your cheeks are punchured By the avowal of the word goddess - firestar. Does she know how many smiles you've nurtured, Poked, adjusted - erupted with laughter? I, a sadist? Chai! Timpaker. My poems of incongruous humour In its subliminal message on 'the shot' Is but a truthful rumour... Erm...Maybe a bit of my demon's rancorous thought. But... Should my heart not murmur About the unsung war being fought? But it is just a poem! I had no idea it'd persist, There's a story in every event That the ear and eyes can't resist. Show me a bird so dumb to tweet And I swear to Sango I shall desist. |
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Where is "Atukpa" in 'Ayamtanga'? ![]() |
joseph1832: Money? Since when? ![]() |
Dklef:Nah! i'm far from it. |
The Shot (Emotions) Far across the desert sea of Sambisa Lays an inland of crime bustling militia Wielding tools that coughs out death, To it we crawled with our four chained-legged monster On the wrinkled naked sands with a mask of bravery, Hiding the fear of failure that glows on our faces. Like a duck we caravanned into our mission Snipping a tattered militia in a ragtag 'danshaki', His head headed his heap of shield and his eyes glued To the wall behind; death was alive once again, As it took lives at ease in its theater of thunderous applauds. We shot into their defenses, causing a pandemonium which exposes their desperation and lack of control. A young lass in hijab as if immune to bullets Flung towards us crying, she seemed lost - Her steps steep the ground in a somewhat compass of confusion; Our guns stopped talking. Our emotions overwhelmed our gun's lips - It kisses pause! But she ran and hugged a soldier Whose waiting arms fell out the sky like a butcher's chop. Twelve soldiers were killed by suicide - Oh young lass! Again, our bullets sang our pain into their end, Their decimation became easy with a stain of anger in us. Then another lass sprouted out in the open, A modus somehow similar to the first. My comrades again hesitated and kissed pause. Private Oche dunt his rifle at her, she fell... And my trigger clinched my finger to let out a shot To her stomach pouring out her duodenum. We watched her struggle to breathe till her life was gone. But on searching her hijab, she had no suicide vest on.... My shot killed an unarmed girl............... |
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Diplomat... And I'm very much in line. But I never knew it would be changing home like an underwear ![]() Now, I wanna be a craftsman :- |
joseph1832:I've been around man making money. Dollar scarce, Naira scarce.... see familiarity ooo |
Great one peeps. |
prettythicksme:He even signed twice like it was a cheque ![]() |

never knew you studied engineering. 

Thy name art Timpaker!

