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CareerRe: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by timpaker(m): 9:37am On May 21, 2016
ojeffo:
Nice work table...i need something like dt 4 phone repairs..can i get?
Yeah. You can order it from alien press or go to Hero's plaza, Wuse 2 and order one
CareerRe: SNAP A Picture Of Your Workspace And Upload Here. Simple!! by timpaker(m):
kiss

If I'm not working for government, I do this as my palliative

PoliticsRe: Bayelsans Are So Lazy - Governor Dickson by timpaker(m): 3:11pm On May 17, 2016
#TrueTalk

PoliticsRe: Protest In Bauchi In Support Of Fuel Subsidy Removal by timpaker(m): 1:42pm On May 17, 2016
Its simple.

Let them buy fuel for N145 while people from other state buy at 86.50.

#NoWahala cool
PropertiesRe: Five Reasons Why Buildings Collapse In Africa - BBC by timpaker(m): 12:17pm On May 06, 2016
sorepco:
A criminal endeavour is ur is ur biggest mitivation to date? Wao



Sometimes, our righteousness starts with a Crime
PropertiesRe: Five Reasons Why Buildings Collapse In Africa - BBC by timpaker(m): 7:57am On May 06, 2016
joseph1832:
LOL. You did, did you? tongue never knew you studied engineering. grin

Yea thanks. My roommate then was an engineering student. K.A Stroud was the name that struck me most.
Nah! I didn't. It was just a one time experience.

Back then in school, one of my friend fell ill 1wk to exam and was admitted. And bn the closest to him I was tasked to help him write that paper, I was given some texts to read by his coursemates (which seem like Arabic to me at first), they were like I should try to get an 'E' or 'D' by any means.
But I promised them I'd shock em and surprisingly, I got the shocker! I made a narrow escape 'C' grin. While one fail and 2 got 'E'.

Talk about the sins we commit for our dear friends.

That day remains my biggest motivation in anything I do till today.
PropertiesRe: Five Reasons Why Buildings Collapse In Africa - BBC by timpaker(m): 7:34am On May 06, 2016
joseph1832:
By K.A Stroud. Or fluid Mechanics...
K. A Stroud

I read that too.
tongue
PropertiesRe: Five Reasons Why Buildings Collapse In Africa - BBC by timpaker(m): 7:15am On May 06, 2016
It reminds me of that engineering course - Strength of materials undecided
FashionRe: Rolex wristwatch [Help needed] by timpaker(m): 8:38pm On May 03, 2016

Does the second hand stop at 12 O'clock wen you unlock the stem or crown?
If yes, then......

Open the stem like a screw clockwise, then pull up and wind for 2 minutes, pin it back and then screw or lock it.

If it doesn't work, I can service it for you here in Abuja but unfortunately this is not your base.

For your info, what you have is a copy of the Day-Date, a version of the Date Just series.
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by timpaker(m): 11:55pm On May 02, 2016
joseph1832:
The thing is people like Ramsey always get served in the end, and in most cases, they get served HOT.

Not my Ramsey. tongue

The dude obviously doesn't want to be crowed on and that explains why he acts before he's bn acted upon.

Well, this is GoT anything can happen but for the meantime, I'm enjoying his ploy.
PropertiesRe: Abuja: Many Houses, No Tenants • Changing Face Of A Federal Capital by timpaker(m): 10:53pm On May 02, 2016
Apo has the highest number of empty houses in Abuja, followed by Gudu.

Go to those areas and see porshe houses rotting away.

Even in my neighbourhood, I often wonder if the estates that surrounds us are just for deco. Infact, some security guards have started renting them out to corpers and other promiscuous fella who'd wanna do a quicky or a weekend getaway with their mistress.

The owner of one of the estates close to mine put his buildings up for sale at 40million for a 3bedroom bungalow but no one came until recently, when someone offered him 12million for that same prototype, the guy quickly told is agent to collect the money. Owu don blow the guy small. Heeheheheh

PoliticsRe: Phone Numbers Of Governors As Published By Sahara Reporters by timpaker(m): 9:37pm On May 02, 2016
Majority of them are on the MTN network... Talk about patronising your own.

Smh.
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by timpaker(m): 9:27pm On May 02, 2016
Ever since Ramsey handled 'Reek' into submission I became his fan.

Everything he does gives me joy, from the scene where he said "just give me 20 good men and I'm battled ready". The dude even went to war without body shield. Lolz.

The dude is very unpredictable. Some said he went too far dethroning Lord Bolton by death and even eliminating a threatening heir, but that's Ramsey. He never leaves anything to chance.

#teamRamsey
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji's Boyfriend Ogbonna, Kanu Nwankwo's Younger Brother (photos) by timpaker(m): 1:24pm On Apr 17, 2016
Audermars Piguet Royal Oak offshore.


My guy. cool
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji's Boyfriend Ogbonna, Kanu Nwankwo's Younger Brother (photos) by timpaker(m): 1:22pm On Apr 17, 2016
undecided
CrimeRe: Use The Pedestrian Bridge Or Get Bounced (pix) by timpaker(m):
Come to Abuja and see.
There's a bridge at Area 3 junction but people hardly use it. They'd prefer to cross the express even when the bridge is just 2metres away from them.

Even when they fenced the road to prevent people from having access they'll still tear or pull down the fence.

Everyday about 4 deaths/accidents are reported from that junction.
LiteratureRe: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by timpaker(m): 10:23am On Mar 31, 2016
Joshthefirst:
Lol. religion section, and now I am returned for your dissection. grin

We meet again paker, brown king, proud flying king.
You left me with wounds dealt by your flying wing.
You abandoned me to firestar, princesa
They banished me to realms devoid of tesla.

Times passed and I wandered in unknown lands
I fought and was plundered by unknown bands.
And I nursed my wounds and felt my throat become sand.
But I am strong, the stuff of legend, fathers mighty hand.

My pain became strong gain
For I conquered those flux realms
And I became the hair of the unicorn's mane
And I learned the secret of flight and fame.


Come at me again paker, fiery brown king
come, and let our word swords dance and sing.
I am earth's child,
I have come running wild,
Escorted with storms and hurricanes.
I twirl, whirl, skirl and tame
Queens to the beat of my glide.

I've seen what he wrote
On his note, his lines made me bolt.
(Who dares forsake its king?)
If they poke and joke,
Then I'll smoke and choke
Erm..Till they can't cope
With my strokes
Stripping them off their rococo robe.

At my liesure i'll chew their fingers like carrot,
This is how a god play and dine with a queen like a pawn,
Then i'll watch erm speak like a toothless parrot
After cropping their mouth's farm off its 32 white corns.

I am earth's child,
I have come running wild,
Escorted with storms and hurricanes.
I twirl, whirl, skirl and tame
Queens to the beat of my glide.


grin grin grin grin grin
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LiteratureRe: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by timpaker(m): 11:48am On Mar 30, 2016
Joshthefirst,

Where in Pete's name have you been?
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LiteratureRe: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by timpaker(m): 11:42am On Mar 30, 2016
firestar:
Lemme go the way of the Sadist sadThy name art Timpaker!

Thou art rouse the temptest
On a midsummer night
Bellows ought to blow furnaces
Not brag inna fight

Methinks he lacks something
That he stirs the undead
What could that possibly be
At to what extent?

Abi, im no wack korret 404
Togeda with gbemus and kpoms?
Or shey im dey roast ni
Instead of korret baffs with fronts?
Sadist? Chai! Timpaker,
See how your cheeks are punchured
By the avowal of the word goddess - firestar.
Does she know how many smiles you've nurtured,
Poked, adjusted - erupted with laughter?

I, a sadist? Chai! Timpaker.

My poems of incongruous humour
In its subliminal message on 'the shot'
Is but a truthful rumour...
Erm...Maybe a bit of my demon's rancorous thought.
But... Should my heart not murmur
About the unsung war being fought?

But it is just a poem!
I had no idea it'd persist,
There's a story in every event
That the ear and eyes can't resist.
Show me a bird so dumb to tweet
And I swear to Sango I shall desist.
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Jokes EtcRe: Compilations Of Funny Ads by timpaker(m): 9:14pm On Mar 24, 2016
tongue

TV/MoviesRe: Photos: Most Terrifying Creatures/Characters/Villains In The History Of Movies. by timpaker(m): 9:01pm On Mar 24, 2016
Where is "Atukpa" in 'Ayamtanga'? angry
LiteratureRe: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by timpaker(m): 7:31pm On Mar 21, 2016
joseph1832:
I'll have you know my good man, that sex doesn't motivate me, only money does... grin grin

Money? Since when?
lipsrsealed
Poems For ReviewRe: The Shot by timpaker(op): 1:23pm On Mar 21, 2016
Dklef:
Damm! This is art man.

Tim Pee are you a journalist?
Nah! i'm far from it.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Shot by timpaker(op): 1:18pm On Mar 21, 2016
firestar:
grin

Sadist.
Haba! I will repent henceforth cheesy
Poems For ReviewRe: The Shot by timpaker(op):
The Shot (Emotions)

Far across the desert sea of Sambisa
Lays an inland of crime bustling militia
Wielding tools that coughs out death,
To it we crawled with our four chained-legged monster
On the wrinkled naked sands with a mask of bravery,
Hiding the fear of failure that glows on our faces.

Like a duck we caravanned into our mission
Snipping a tattered militia in a ragtag 'danshaki',
His head headed his heap of shield and his eyes glued
To the wall behind; death was alive once again,
As it took lives at ease in its theater of thunderous applauds.
We shot into their defenses, causing a pandemonium
which exposes their desperation and lack of control.

A young lass in hijab as if immune to bullets
Flung towards us crying, she seemed lost -
Her steps steep the ground in a somewhat compass of confusion;
Our guns stopped talking. Our emotions overwhelmed our gun's lips -
It kisses pause! But she ran and hugged a soldier
Whose waiting arms fell out the sky like a butcher's chop.
Twelve soldiers were killed by suicide - Oh young lass!

Again, our bullets sang our pain into their end,
Their decimation became easy with a stain of anger in us.
Then another lass sprouted out in the open,
A modus somehow similar to the first.
My comrades again hesitated and kissed pause.
Private Oche dunt his rifle at her, she fell...
And my trigger clinched my finger to let out a shot
To her stomach pouring out her duodenum.
We watched her struggle to breathe till her life was gone.
But on searching her hijab, she had no suicide vest on....


My shot killed an unarmed girl...............
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EducationRe: When You Take Class Photograph In The North by timpaker(m): 4:14am On Mar 18, 2016
grin
CareerRe: What Were Your Childhood Dreams And Have You Lived Up To Them? by timpaker(m): 6:53pm On Mar 15, 2016
Diplomat...

And I'm very much in line. But I never knew it would be changing home like an underwear undecided

Now, I wanna be a craftsman :-
Poems For ReviewRe: NPC Cypher: Compassion by timpaker(m): 5:35pm On Mar 15, 2016
joseph1832:
Oh boi see oga tim dey flatter himself oooo. Shoooooooo

Heheheheheheheheh. Walahi
grin
Poems For ReviewRe: NPC Cypher: Compassion by timpaker(m): 4:59pm On Mar 15, 2016
joseph1832:
And where in the name of Anubis have you been?
I've been around man making money.

Dollar scarce, Naira scarce.... see familiarity ooo
Poems For ReviewRe: NPC Cypher: Compassion by timpaker(m): 2:38pm On Mar 15, 2016
Great one peeps.
CrimeRe: Boy Dumped By His Girlfriend Commits Suicide,Left A Letter To Say Goodbye(photos by timpaker(m): 1:13pm On Mar 09, 2016
prettythicksme:
He even put number grin make she call u to say hi in heaven or what?
He even signed twice like it was a cheque grin

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