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I got more than i bargained for when I abused a driver at NNPC petrol station in Zone 1, Abuja. The lady scratched my car while trying to break the queue and was forming British accent for me, I didn't know what came over me and I said "See as you be like your car, get out joor" The lady drives a Toyota Corolla 2003 model and has a pint-sized stature. The lady got out from her car, spoke some words that sounded like and incantation and hurled her phone at my windscreen, giving it a crack. People just gather dey hold and beg the lady instead of me.... |
wildchild1: I wonder oooooo. And Golden Spring Estate Lokogoma and Brains and Hammer too was left out |
He should change his malaria tablet asap. ![]() |
I see Trump winning the US election. Americans need a bully. ![]() |
The Shot (Elephantman) Beneath a blanket of surprise With the cold wind of death Blowing, the night unending, A sun sets and refuse to rise - A small giant perpetually sleeps Yet his candle snubbed his snuff. Griefs overflood the desert, As we put him into earth's care. Our voices spoke in breath-like tunes - silence, And for once our guns lost its voice too. How can death butcher our trunk? How do we console its giant shadow That weeps, weeps and weeps? The elephantman, the true king of the jungle, Was ushered into his funeral in a bird, Like a true-born king No widow's groan, no soldier tears, As tears aren't for heros, for he'd say: "If anyone must die, let it be me" Words that makes God cry, And men smile for he gave us all honour Knowing he has lived a reason to die. Comrade! Now lets take our shots... Special Dedication to Late Lt. Col. Muhammad Abu Ali (the Elephantman)
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Recall: The Shot (Lieutenant Yakubu's Wedding) Fitted grassy suit Lights are at its brightest We've seen your Lover, And the 21 concubines that salutes your guests Relax, they knew why you chose her... She's by your side Always, like your heart to your head Lay with her with pride Beneath the flag on your boxy bed She's still like a steel She is, sexy under your arm, The world that we feel, Remain safe in your palm. See how her mouth Is rustling away - Needing kisses above your numb pout, Please kiss your bride As we end today in stride. |
llaykorn: Hehehehehehe. Thanks for stopping by. That particular poem is a true story and it happened in Borno early this year as reported by one of my friend and today he's MIA. Oga Noble4D where have you been hiding? ![]() |
The Shot (Assault Team - Eulogy of Private Abubakar) On that hilly bush That we're to crawl and push Into the defense of the enemy A place known as 'death colony'. A very loud wail Stops our trail. The wail travels with pain That could make any eyes rain. Our faces foams foggy cloud As a serpent stood proud It stung again and made a hiss; A king cobra kiss. Abubakar writhes and cry He knew he's about to die. He still struggled to kill it But it was fast; and about twelve feet. He tried to aim its head With his dagger to have it dead But fails and his face went pale, His hands were shaky and frail Like a parkinson patient, His breath becoming deficient. And a hole lays three foot Beside his bushy boot. In it hosts a bowl of snake Whose sight could make a heart quake. He wondered which pains the most, A bullet hole or poison in blood's hose. There was no room for bravery - No, not in nature's treachery. Death was already his guest It was knocking on his chest. So he unpined his grenade from his vest And grabbed the snake to its nest In two seconds life locked its sight That was Private Abubakar's last night Now lets pop a shot of whisky To him who made our journey to victory less risky. |
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gimbayaro:Thats not a Rolex watch. It's an AX |
BS!!!! Davido owns a Diamond custom Rolex Skydweller and not this. Kcee's watch from the customization does not cost up to 23milla. These peeps should stop over-hyping and over-exaggerating the cost of customizing or owning these collections. ![]() |
1. Afraid of losing my PS 3 2. Afraid of always waking up with the same person. 3. Afraid of not being selfish. I.e about nobody but my self. 4. Afraid of someone always expecting me to call to inform them of my movement/itenery (monitoring spirits). 5. Afraid of losing my privacy. 6. Afraid of being romantic when I'm in no mood for that BS. 7. Afraid of always looking for my stuff in my own house. 8. Afraid of missing some important social gathering cuz bae is lonely or bored at home. Etc. |
The Shot by me ![]() |
Marvel1206: Damn! ![]() Why buy a striker and bench him? ![]() |
Finally, Perez is gonna play today. I hope he delivers |
I think Cross Country company has one of the worst drivers on our roads. ![]() |
VikingsOO7: Hmmmm... this your comment is similar to those Chelsea peeps... I guess their sickness has started rubbing off on you guys ![]() |
This is an 'embarassmentation' of the highest order ![]() |
joseph1832ng: Fingers crossed |
Another lose for Manchester United. The Chelsea/Mour virus must continue... ![]() |
AFOLABISUG1:If you're in Abuja, go to GSM village at Wuse Zone 1, I saw NIMC's bus and their staff there registering people this week. |
Happy birthday bro. Joe. Wishing you many more fruitful years ahead. Better late than never. ![]() |
Blue? ![]() |
Here we go again.... And the blame game continues. ![]() |
I'm pissed already ![]() |
Like they say "diamonds are ladies best friend". Most female celebs own em. From Selena Gomez to J-lo. I still don't get Nigeria's mentality with luxurious watches... if you can afford to own one, get it and damn what anybody says! I have observed that the Northern ladies rock one of the most expensive watch brand. Recently I saw a lady rocking a TAG Heuer Carrera Calibre Heuer 01 chronograph Titanium that is worth more than the price of A G-wagon, the only person I know who owns such aside her is Cristiano Ronaldo. |
joseph1832:With experience I have been taught to identify any major Swiss and German brand. From Rolex, Blancpain, Audermars Piguet, Ulysse Nardin, Jaeger-LeCoulter, Patek Philipe and others at first glance. Thanks for giving me an expo, I won't be wearing any either |
Custom Rolex Skydweller... Courtesy Jacob and Co. UK. ![]() |




