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Romance / Re: just for fun by TimT: 9:38pm On Dec 31, 2023
CANDYDADDY:
OK my first giveaway on this platform, it obvious country hard no doubt

To celebrate new year, what 10k can do for u this coming days

Doing 10k for just 10 people

Qualification :

1 Your account must be 2 years old

2 Have tangible reasons for the 10k

3 You must have 30 old comment on this romance thread


4 Screenshot ur account having anything not Less than 1k

5 Your 30 old comments mustn't contain trolling, badmouth, or any negative vibes



picking randomly 10 people

Please consider me.... I've dropped my details
Romance / Re: just for fun by TimT: 9:37pm On Dec 31, 2023
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Politics / Re: Who Do You Think Should Be Nigeria's Person Of The Year 2023? by TimT: 5:04pm On Dec 31, 2023
Peter Obi... Coz he was quite the most popular person in the year 2023

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Crime / Re: Calling A Man ‘bald’ Is Sex-related Harassment, UK Employment Tribunal Rules by TimT: 7:56am On Dec 30, 2023
dangermouse:


Do you have small priik?😁 pele.

Its only a lady who has slept with you that can determine that. So it won't fly.



And I'll sue her... If she say's it to my face 😂
Crime / Re: Calling A Man ‘bald’ Is Sex-related Harassment, UK Employment Tribunal Rules by TimT: 6:25am On Dec 30, 2023
Good ... This is a welcome development...
Next is issue of "Small priik"....
That one sef suppose be "Sexual Harassment"....
I'll, sue you, collect "Mental damages" money, then I'll go buy "Peniiis Enlargement drugs/cream"...

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Health / Re: Please Help I want to gain some weight by TimT: 3:15pm On Dec 28, 2023
SayNo2SmallPrik:

SUCK A BIGGER CUCUMBER
Hey God na wa ooo
Travel / Re: Beware Of Phone Browsing History When Traveling by TimT: 1:19pm On Dec 28, 2023
Me wey get porn plenty for my browsing history nko? If dem ask me, I go say I wan try porn business for there.... grin cheesy grin

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Health / Re: Please Help I want to gain some weight by TimT: 12:05pm On Dec 28, 2023
Tribalbigot:



Tell your husband to be banging you steadily and you should make sure he deposit enough Akamu inside you, within 3 months you will put on more weight. This girl with inferiority complex.
Shut it... If I have nothing to say just view and pass.... What an irresponsible thing to say
Health / Re: Please Help I want to gain some weight by TimT: 12:04pm On Dec 28, 2023
YourGFsnatcher:
Suck a big cucumber
What's the meaning of this?? Seun come see dis?
Politics / Re: Nigerians Visit President Tinubu’s Ikoyi Residence For Xmas Goodies (video) by TimT: 8:19am On Dec 27, 2023
Segxydube:


So wetin govt don do make dem no condemn them?

Abi e make sense for ur eyes make citizens dey go president residence dey beg for food?
Lol... E no make sense, but let's be honest, since 1999 you don hear of better government??
Politics / Re: Nigerians Visit President Tinubu’s Ikoyi Residence For Xmas Goodies (video) by TimT: 1:14pm On Dec 26, 2023
Lol... Chop I chop... If dem collect chop clean mouth, dem go still come back online to condemn the government ooo

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Family / Re: What's The Origin Of Boxing Day? How Is It Connected To Christmas? by TimT: 1:12pm On Dec 26, 2023
Simply for unboxing of gifts gotten during the previous day which was Christmas day

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Health / Re: Penile Erection Beyond 30 Minutes Is Harmful To Men - Expert by TimT: 1:32pm On Dec 23, 2023
Fryx:


lol.

I no be jigolo na. Just trying to rebuff the professor. He is trying to make me feel unhealthy.
🤣🤣... At least now u can now rest since we all know you are very healthy 🤣
Health / Re: Penile Erection Beyond 30 Minutes Is Harmful To Men - Expert by TimT: 12:02pm On Dec 23, 2023
Fryx:
Lol…

I don’t think so. I am naturally a very agile guy. And I have a kind of heart that easily get triggered hold on for long (either in anger, or pain, or happiness)


And since the penis is supplied by blood from the heart. Naturally, I will retain my erection for longer since my heart can go on pumping blood for hours without stopping (it’s genetic.[/b] My parents are warriors)[b]

So, having sex to me is usually very intense and can go on for hours. I only stopped when the girl I am with is no longer feeling it. I can also retain ejaculation for as long as I want. Coupled with the fact that I rarely get tired (even when working). I usually just keep going until it no longer makes sense.

But even after releasing. My thing will still remain standing until I lie down to rest or focus on something else.

The professor knows nothing. I am as healthy as I can be. It’s pure genetics.
😂😂😂😂😂😂

....."my thing will still remain standing"....😂😂..
This one na advertisement o... Lol

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Family / Re: Married But Lonely by TimT: 8:21am On Dec 23, 2023
Cromagnon:
mention one that supports the nonsense you're spewing

One

Just one
Ok
Family / Re: Married But Lonely by TimT: 11:01pm On Dec 21, 2023
Cromagnon:
is that what your Quran says
I'm not a Muslim either....
Besides, there are lots of religion existing besides these two...
Oya rest
Celebrities / Re: Happie Boys Appeal For Help As Partner Remains In Turkish Prison (Video) by TimT: 7:21pm On Dec 21, 2023
U

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Romance / Re: Man Divorces His Wife Because Of UK Visa Sponsorship by TimT: 7:20pm On Dec 21, 2023
Lol... When mad person writes, only mad people will understand it....
Which Kain writing be dis?
KingintheNorth:
Copied from Facebook
[/b]A man divorced his wife because she got pregnant immediately they arrived in the UK[b]
That's not an issue, coz he as the husband is responsible for it...
KingintheNorth:


[/b]But the man, as the dependent, stayed for a whole year without being pregnant,[b]
Can a man be pregnant??

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Family / Re: Married But Lonely by TimT: 9:30am On Dec 21, 2023
Cromagnon:

Is that what your bible says

I'm not a Christian
Events / Re: Celebrating A Decade Of Excellence: 3chub's 10th Anniversary Extravaganza! by TimT: 1:58pm On Dec 18, 2023
dibunotion:
They will soon pack up and leave the zoo soon
Na you and your family in the zoo

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Many Nigerians Are Not Actually Employable Like It Or Not! by TimT: 12:45pm On Dec 18, 2023
Wallade:


Which hand? You for ask me to join leg ni. The same Nigeria that our politicians and elites have bastardized and are still holding hostage.

Stop deceiving others even if you wanna deceive yourself.
Okay o...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Many Nigerians Are Not Actually Employable Like It Or Not! by TimT: 12:25pm On Dec 18, 2023
Wallade:


We are ready to do any job abroad because of the economic power derived from the exchange rate upon conversion to naira.

I would rather be a caregiver, working 70hrs per week, in the USA than working as a manager earning 300 - 600k per month in Nigeria.

Can you see the picture.
If that's the case, then there wouldn't be any point going to university here in Nigeria...
After waec- just travel out...
Coz if they(you) are ready to travel out, then your educational certificate are moreorless useless...
If you don't join hand and develop your country, nobody will do it
Family / Re: Married But Lonely by TimT: 8:42pm On Dec 17, 2023
Greatmind653:
How do you handle loneliness in marriage?
There's no intention of cheating, but lonely.
Like a very deep space between you and your partner, due to the fact that he has a particular lifestyle (addiction) inflicting stress on everyone in the family that you don't like, [/b]but he has refused to change.
This has removed love, intim.acy and affection in the marriage, thereby making it look so empty[b]
. Like you both can stay months without touching each other.
How do you manage such home/relationship?

If there are kids, then develop care, attention and time to them..
If there are no kids then divorce and leave the marriage...
For a loveless marriage can lead you depression...
Marriage is not bondage....
There are a million people out there that can give/make your life a sense of direction and give you joy... Don't die slowly in a loveless marriage

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Many Nigerians Are Not Actually Employable Like It Or Not! by TimT: 2:49pm On Dec 17, 2023
marienl:


You took it out of my mouth many of them cant even do simple task
They cant even put mind to learn practical things
And yet despite we cry unemployment many people would rather sell their house to send children to school
Children who will end up unemployed or getting paid peanut because they failed to maximize the advantage of their education because of little to no practical experience.
We all keep shouting no job, unemployment, yet we have no entrepreneurial skills....
And worse, when we finally travel out to western world, we are ready to drop our certificate and do "Any job so long as it pays"...
But here, nobody wants to do anything without certificates... They aren't ready to drop their certificate...
It's just a matter of time, we'll get there...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Many Nigerians Are Not Actually Employable Like It Or Not! by TimT: 1:58pm On Dec 17, 2023
We put more effort in academic papers, and less effort in practical skills...
That's why it's easy for us to rush and finish secondary school, university, masters and PhD .. and yet end up not gainfully employed for long .. but funny enough, we can't spare like 2 or 3 years learning a particular skills....
And it's easier to cheat and bribe your way just to get certificate than defend a particular skill..
Many Nigerians are UNSKILLED...
If "Developed" countries sees the needs for and are looking for skilled immigrants, then Nigeria that is "Developing" are under valuing skills, then we still have a long way to go

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Grandma For Drugs, Recovers South Africa-bound 1.5m Opioid Pills, by TimT: 1:52pm On Dec 17, 2023
Yoruba amaka...
Education / Re: Professor Ijeoma Uchegbu Elected Cambridge University College's 7th President by TimT: 1:51pm On Dec 17, 2023
TheBTCinvestor:
She looks like a crack head
na wa oo.... Can you just listen to yourself...
Someone who is academically higher than you in life .... Na wa for you

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Education / Re: Professor Ijeoma Uchegbu Elected Cambridge University College's 7th President by TimT: 1:48pm On Dec 17, 2023
Igbo amaka... As e go be tribal thread🤣

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Romance / Re: How Much Did You Save This Year by TimT: 1:00pm On Dec 17, 2023
Nigeria economy na , Save money today , tomorrow the money save you... grin grin
I save ooo...but e get one time sapa wan kill me, na the money save me grin grin

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