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Oge...i love you ooo but your make-up artist no try oooo. you look 53

God forbid that i should go back to my ex.....

JOOHEL:
Pls help me out!! I WANT TO MARRY Ooo!!! I'm planning to marry PRECIOUS but HALIMOT is more beautiful... MODINAT has a nice character than TOLU but BARAKAT is a nice girl, But come to think of it i still love DAMILOLA but ASAFUNKE loves me more and now TITILAYO is also in love with me but she's too harsh and i don't like RHODA's character but HADIZAT is manageable only that she's an Hausa girl and her father will not allow her to marry me... I remember that i promised to marry TOKE but ELIZABETH says i must marry her and FUNMI will never let me go even when TOSIN insist she loves me and OMOSEEKE is still chasing me... Mean while i love TOYIN but she wont let me in cos she's seeing me as a cheat and i don't really like IKEOLUWA cos she's too fat and AJOKE Is too brave... Wait o! BASIRAT is beautiful but the girl is too sharp jare and i can't marry AISHAT cos she's smaller than me, OMOWUMI and YETUNDE likes wearing trousers alot which i don't like even KEMISOLA and OKIKIOLA who wears skimpy skirts is better than HELLEN and CHRISTIANAH who likes three quarter jeans but BUKOLA's father is rich or should i go for TAIWO that always call me everyday but SOFIYAT too text me everyday... Oh God! BLESSING is my type of girl jare but i can't stop thinking about ABIGAIL even if i ignore all of them and marry DASOLA what will i tell TOMILOLA cos her father is a soldier... Please what is ur Advice?

Lol.....you are have the disease called COFUSSIONSYMBIOSISM!!

I see nothing wrong with getting married despite your paycheck. The only thing wrong is geting married to a lazy,non-prudent woman and a woman who lack understanding. if you are lucky to find one then go ahead. But to make it easier marry a working class woman!! my 2cent tho

Spydamannn:
your Case is Dismissed...what's Tinalex? Its a moniker come on,I'm not spider man,Its spy da Man aight

lol....either "spydamann"" or "spy da man" what's the difference? I reiterate it- pot calling kettle black!

Spydamannn:
LMAO...Lest I forget why do Nigerian girls even the pretty ones write Am Fine,Am Good,Am Ok instead of I'm Fine,I'm Good,I'm Ok...Nobody should Quote me saying its the kind of Girls I meet...I've Communicated With Yoruna,igbo,Fulani and Tapa Girls

The same reason why you wrote your moniker as "spydamann" instead of "spider man" . pot calling kettle black!

mtschheeewww.....mumu thread. At least your mum and sisters are guilty of same!!

God biko ooo.. though not married, give me the grace not to cheat on my hubby and vice-versa (amen)

I see nothing to be happy about being a last born cos they are mostly irresponsible....they can hardly plan their own life or fix anything on their own!!

welcome back from your hibernation MAMA BEAR...you never cease to dissapoint!!

lol...this is very funny!! watching shaaa

I see communicating with an ex or exes as a medium to flirt nothing more!!!

whoever the Op is.. let me say this point blank: you c'nt have religion and have total freedom. religion is like a rule book which you must abide by. you are a christian,you also made being gay synonymous with sin; you are now trying to justify your sin by saying sin is sin just like being gay and stealing. Being a christ like will never have anything to do with being gay or any other sin. so think again my dear...you can sin but being sorry,ask forgiveness and forsaking that sin is what makes you a follower of christ and a child of God. God help us all!!

No human can increase his life span by just 1cubit, and its just a minute that's between life and death. The sooner humans have a sober reflection; about who we really are and our purpose in this world the better the whole wide world. God i thank you for being hale and hearty in the land of the living!!!

Despite the prophesy,she did her own wish now. So she should stick to and be happy with her hand chosen choice o!!

just that most of her songs are kinda shallow...i hope this new single is ok sha.

I pity this Op ooooo.....marry your friends now!!!!

you just said it "it doesn't feel right to you". stop trying to break a happy home all cos the man is bored doesn't mean you 've to be the play toy! i believe you are a smart woman; do the smart and right thing.....

My dear...its not only your friend ooo...i know of a friend in the same dilema too. i will beesech your friend to chill and listen. he shld tell the chic too...so that he won't be like he betrayed her. any new chic as from now...if he still want the spiritual tutorship; he should first seek the spiritual guideance before getting on serious mode thingy!! I wish him the best

guys c'nt do without fiddling with their penis in their briefs in a week!!!

For me;communication,respect and understanding!

The lady besides Eja nla...is that an armpit fold or boobs fold?

[quote author=emperorchedda post=33990293]Is the VEHICLE done ranting?? I think you need more gas to charge you up because obviously your tank is using the reserve gas.

When you need to get serviceD I know a qualified mechanic that will handle you perfectly because I don't touch worn out dilapidated, scrab VEHICLE like you.

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Your brain ain't functioning right for real... who wants to touch who?. May God bless that sweet lady that dumped your sorry ass which turned you into this raving loon!

Eco2580:
Hey chill out!
Its a joke o,
No defamation intended

I get you but this your joke is a crazy one, pls not all women are vehicles as suggested by your "joke". Some of us actually work honestly for a living and not wait for a boyfriend to be our CBN.

emperorchedda:
Yes a vehicle popped him out but does that stop you and your fellow from continue being that vehicle?? No!

Deal with it

Dnt you ever in your miserable life refer to me as a vehicle. if all the women in your family are vehicles and your person brain has refused to process rightly......deal with it and stop spewing your stupid tongue on this forum.
This is a warning- quote me again and die!

Lawd!!! Did the Op just equate women to vehicles? Well its ok sha cos i know a vehicle popped you out and possibly you have younger/elder vehicles in your family.

Nah...i dn't believe the person has made it until the toilet paper is in dollars or Euro

@ Op...in this your story 2 things are involved. It's either you are lying or the woman you alledged you are married to is holding you in a bottle some where or at Okija shrine!

Chai!! Time is everything ooo...Beyonce is gradually joining her counter part "Madonna". I wish her well tho

I really dn't get why some boys cos its obvious the Op is not a man; think the world revolves around them. who gives a Bleep; you wanna cheat? then go ahead: and stop disturbing nairaland 'bout how "public your penis is"

I really dn't get why some boys cos its obvious the Op is not a man; think the world revolves around them. who gives a Bleep; you wanna cheat? then go ahead: and stop disturbing nairaland 'bout how "public your penis is"

I really dn't get why some boys cos its obvious the Op is not a man; thinks the world revolves around them. who gives a Bleep; you wanna cheat? then go ahead and stop disturbing nairaland 'bout your "public penis"