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alaric saltzman: Oya, gwan roof ur ous nah

chatroom is a better answer than mushroom.You cannot deny the fact that the cap of a mushroom is shaped like a roof.

Happy birthday OGUGUA!

musKeeto: Mushroom

but a mushroom has got a roof .the top

alaric saltzman: Riddle me these:




3. Which room has no door, no windows,
no floor and no roof?

A chatroom?

alaric saltzman: 1. If you were walking on an airplane that was going as fast as as the speed of sound, would you be walking as fast as speed of sound?

No!like muskeeto said,your pace determines your speed.

alaric saltzman: 2. There were three dudes: A black man, a white man and a Chinese man. They found a magical genie and they each got one wish.
The black man wished he was a bird so he
could fly. The white man wished he was a
plane so he could fly. While the Chinese man was thinking, he tripped over a rock and said "Crap!"...what happened??

He became a pile of shit(one wish =crap)

alaric saltzman: 3. There were 2 black birds sittin on a wall...what were dia names??

Walls can't be sat on.If it were a fence ,would have said their names were peter and paul.
the trick is the nursery rhyme
"there are 2 black birds sitting on the wall,both make P square"

InesQor: LOL yep! Correct

yayyy!I knew the riddle.

InesQor: This one is a real cracker.

I am a rebel, a friend of Spartacus

The Romans captured me and gave me the Gladiatorial Test. I am to say a statement, if it is true I will be ripped to shreds by ten wild animals. If it is false, I will be beheaded and my body will be cut into 9 pieces. If I don't say anything, eight gladiators will kill me off in the Arena to the cheer of the crowd

How did I escape?

Take note: Spartacus / Gannicus or any of the rebels didn't need to come to my aid. I simply beat the Romans at their own game.

lol@take note
ans: you said to them 'I'll be beheaded and my body will be cut into pieces'.This left them in a confused state and they just had to release you.

exp:either way the authenticity of the statement and due punishment would always conflict.

Will you guys quit quoting the 'hahahaha' guy . Quoting him doesn't make you any better.

Public proposal isn't my thing. I hate it!

So glad she's looking better and responding well to treatment.Wishing you a speedy recovery dear!

InesQor: NO


If the Chicken is telling the truth, then the Chicken is a liar. If the Chicken is a liar, then it is telling the truth. This riddle gets interesting if we are assuming that all liars never tell the truth, or that all truth-tellers never lie. In which case, we will be faced with the Epimenides paradox.


Assuming the president was born by 1975 , most likely his name shouldn't have changed at all. If you're in the United States, his name is Barack Obama.

(The question didn't ask: "in 1975, what was the name of the President?"

You are good!got 1 and 3 but 2 isn't right

yertyr: norwegian

Not a riddle you want to solve,it's brain tasking.By the way, the question has been asked and answered before

InesQor: You are lost in a forest but fortunately you have a cigarette lighter on you so you decide to make a fire and get some sleep. While collecting branches to make the fire, you suddenly find a long water pipe running East to West. How will you find your way to the nearest village?

set the pipe on fire,that'd cut the water supply to the village causing the villagers to trace the source of the problem to the forest.

These riddles have been said to be the most difficult riddles ever.Let's see how good you are


I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you answer this riddle?


If a chicken says, "All Chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?


What was the President's name in 1975?

yertyr: Good day friends... Really love this thread... Let me throw this : wen I was 2 my sister was twice my age... Now am 30... How old is my sister?

32..Actually,real riddles are posted here

Sike: I wish i could but, Nigerian league is a "NO NO" for me... Sorry!

There's no reason commenting then .

Happy birthday nairaland!
Representing class of 2011

So sad *sobs* RIP dear.

I bless the name of the lord for your life..He is worthy of all adoration!
Yet a fool says in his heart,'there's no God'.

Thank you

banttieman: NICE

CAMEROONPRIDE: near perfection

Here

3. Language..
There are only three words in the phrase the english language.therefore the third word in the phrase is language

Hebrews 12:2
"Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith; who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God"

Romans 8:18
"For I reckon that the suffering of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us"

This baby is adorable. .most of you guys are just pathetic beings
Oh my! I love her hair.

so so sad.RIP

Cobhams is an inspiration and his boy is just his replica .cute boy!

Truckpusher: OP you don't sound married to me at all.If you guys were married that long with a pregnancy that resulted to a child and you're talking abt it as if it's some kind of soap opera, that means you're not a serious person just like the picture you're trying to paint abt him, because i don't just see the emotion attached to your story.... after passing through hell like you claimed there should be some level seriousness and emotions or is this another cooked story deliberately prepared for NL's gullible members?

so because she went through all that she should be moping around nairaland for what reason exactly?,This is a woman who has been through a lot, been able to pick herself up, dust herself and move on with her life.She is a strong woman who isn't here to garner pity but share her story for others to learn..I'd say that she's in fact a successful woman in that regard

OP..I'm glad you're back on your feet and doing well for yourself.

Here's mine..happy valentine in advance to all of una