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irunmoleaiye: i don't think dis is medically possible. but who knows, it might be the work of the holy spirit

It's medically possible!It's known as fetus in fetu...It's just like the engulfment of his /her twin and this isn't the first of its kind. There are some recorded live cases of this occurrence..some are detected early enough and others later in life.The fetus can be removed by surgical operation.

This is a wake-up call for us all!especially those that are yet to be gainfully employed.It's bad enough that our government has failed us,why should we fail ourselves by sitting home all day and claim we are looking for white collar jobs?There are many productive sectors that can be tapped into, agriculture being one of them...It's high time we started looking beyond the scope of office job!

Congrats to the man!I don't get why everyone is calling him an old man tho,he's 57yrs old. Moreso this isn't really surprising especially for someone who's been in education all along.It's an impresssive effort worthy of emulation by we youths though.

5.9

dymca: I pity u

What are you pitying him for?the man probably served some 10- 15 years ago and he survived. so what's with the pity?

Lara George- Rest of my Life
Shania Twain-From this Moment

flexya: Off all the 20yrs or so I stayed in UK, genotype was not a word I heard let alone considered in my relationships. Same was the case wit my friends and associates. When I returned 2 Naija, I learnt it is a big issue. So my question is, why? Do they av more advanced solutions 2 "genotype incompatibilty" in western countries or are they less concerned about welfare of offspring.

For those who come on NL just 2 yell insults, walk away. I am interested in being educated.

whites don't have the sickle cell trait..they are all AA.Even at that they've got advanced technology to detect a foetus with the trait early.But I think it's best to avoid it all the same.That's why it's best to know each other's genotype and other medical info before getting so committed in a relationship

op,pls take heart!your best is yet to come

3kay945: love eroded the society because the government imposed on them or chosen failed them.

I do not agree with that.Even in the 90s when Abacha and his cohorts were in power..love was still in existence

I know a family this happened to.The woman was involved in a ghastly auto crash few months to her wedding which led to the loss of her legs.The man went ahead with the plan and they got married!their marriage is over 30 years now and they still live in harmony.That is what I call true love. I know this family personally

freecocoa: Thank you
When are we reading yours?

me ke? It's a celebration of oldies..we newbies no get mouth for there.lol..ok to answer your question, probably 3yrs time. I should be a certified oldie then.

Tell us about your marriage - Seun
That's got my vote

Happy belated birthday to the first lady.She's not looking bad @55

I'm looking forward to reading Chaircover's,idowuogbo's,shollypopz's and oh that lady jennykadry's interviews...
btw,freecocoa your interview was interesting and you look lovely

Anyone seen the movie 'Somewhere in Africa'?.It depicts the true state of military regime,man's inhumanity to man!If you haven't seen it,it's a must watch !!!

beautiful!kids are amazing!!

To my friend who typed this,how many of these have you put into practice?

ItsModella: All this before the child is born? Then I wonder what will happen when the child hits adolescence.

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After all this is just a page full.A novel would suffice for adolescent-hood.That's what life,or better put Nigeria is all about now.

This is a very hilarious letter laced with some sad reality though.I had a good laugh reading it.You should too.


Hi dear, I do hope you are fine wherever you are..I do hope you are a boy, no girl, no boy, no girl, no boy ...okay okay a Girl.

I do hope you turn out hot just like your mum please hold on dear, I need to distribute cough syrup to some people here..ehen hot like your mummy but with some junk in the trunk sha.

Please don't take last when they are distributing asses sha..ehen...before they'll leave u with kpalasa.so ti gbo? Be there early okay? Oh oh oh and please also when they are sharing feet better ask for small size so ti gbo? Cause If you know what your mum is suffering because of this canoe wey dem call feet you'll pity her.

My beautiful unborn daughter... I almost don't want you to be born into this cruel world of ritualists, NEPA, heart breakers, bad belle,natural disasters,liars cheats gossips, disappointments, rejection, failure,hit and run men, stupidity. Don't get me wrong I want you, I want you so bad... And yeah there's a lot wrong with the world but there's also a lot right with it. And anyways wouldn't the world be a snooze fest if you just woke up and everything went your way? But we could do without the ritual killings though. Don't be scared dear mummy is here.

Now dear here are several things mummy wants you to know and keep close to your heart

1. Always iron when there is light. To put your trust in Nepa is to set out to be disappointed. Do not procrastinate on that dear.

2.Do not talk too much, flee from people who can give a parrot a run for its money. Try not to engage in malicious gossip it doesn't add anything to your life. Try as much as possible to mind your business and do away with iranu talk. Stay away from drama.flee from it.

3. Eat healthy... Life's hard enough. Harder when you are fat. People are mean dear.

4. Rejection well will happen. Its not the end of the world. Doesn't mean you are not good enough. Its just one of those things that happens to all of us...you will reject people too...

5. Educate yourself. Be pretty but be smart too. Let your conversations go way beyond what colour of powder you use.

6. Men are..... Hmmmn... Men are wonderful but also not wonderful at the same time. Take your time before you decide to give yourself to anyone. No dear I mean it. Take your time. Get to know this person. Please don't rush. Take your time. Not promising all will go well...but see it this way if it does all good..if it doesn't its one more experience to learn from.

7.Have fun. Good memorable fun with good friends. The kind that make you feel good about you and you make feel the same way. Go out, do stuff. Create memories.
Don't be in such a hurry to grow old.

8.Be street smart dear.... Be cute and posh but dear your street smarts will take you a long long way #dontdull axe ur grandmummy I was always streetsmart...well not always but at one point it became a blessing.

9. Try and be kind/nice dear. There are no rewards whatsoever for bitchiness. Its not a good look, doesn't make you look tough or feared it just makes you a bitch. Be nice but don't take nonsense.

10. Ahh music. I do believe you will fall in love with that. It will help you deal with life's fuckery (pardon my french) sometimes,oh yeah and laughter.. I cannot tell you what that has gotten me through. Stick to funny people. Whatever makes you laugh is your friend.

11. Enjoy sex. Well when you are old enough to... So ti gbo? Please do not let any man... Whether brad pitt clone or whoever is hot in your time make you do what you don't want to do. There's nothing wrong with virginity too.So whatever you choose

12. Please dear people will talk. They will say all sorts from what they know to what they don't. Its hard but try not to let it bother u. They will say you did this, did that. You are this you are that. But when you think about it they are just humans... Just like you..they have no extraordinary power whatsoever dear so who died and made them judge. Nobody! They can't kill you with their words. They are not God. What they think about you...really is their business not who you are.

13. Please read novels ooo! So you won't use english like 'more better' or 'coal slur' or 'modeler' please please please...face your studies oooo!

14. Be yourself, try. Its not very hard.... Please run from peer pressure..flee as much as you can. You will realize there's nothing as spectacular as having a mind of your own.

15. You are not perfect, you will have faults. Infact I imagine you will give me wahala sef. And I am already storing your pankere for you, you cannot kill me because I didn't kill my mother.I had many faults though..many! Made many mistakes.

16.You'll make mistakes but learn from them.

17. The police is not your friend but please respect them.. Ka ma ri accidental discharge.

18.Have the kind of fun you won't be ashamed of the next day. Seems kind of boring...but believe me taking risque pictures with your friends can be fun but you don't want your naked picture on the internet the next day do you? Ehen! Ko ya ara e brain.


19. Live life like no one owes you anything. Do not wait for a man to take care of you. You have a head and he has one... You have hands. Get to work o jare!

20.Know God. Not church. Rev sister. Brother Abraham or pastor Maximilian. Know God.


You'll learn more as you grow, the trick is to try and stay level headed and have self-respect.These are just a few tips I thought I'd pass on to you dear. Mummy loves you.

Oh yeah and one very important one.NEVER SHAVE OFF ALL YOUR EYEBROWS...never dear! If this is the only thing u heed to. NEVER!

21.Now this is the grandest rule of all.You can ignore every rule , even the eyebrows shaving but this MUST NEVER be taken for granted! NEVER EVER MARRY SOMEONE FROM ALUU.If you sight them from 1km away, jo omo mi, take a run for your life. Don't even make friends with them.Olorun o ni je ki n sukun omo!


http://www.exschoolnerd.net/2011/03/to-my-unborn-child.html

ID,you mustii post those your pishures again o.

Happy birthday dearie!I wish you all the best things in life .Do I need to say 'enjoy your day!'?you are already.God bless

@ghettodreamz I'll report you to your fiancee
Gree-die!!!! thank God I opted out when I did ..welldone
Idowubabes..ragamofied the wooing

omg! :ogirls ain't smiling at all..did I see my name there?Abeg!I no fit..I'm ready to cede victory to my competitor. laberry,I'm sorry but not to worry ,you remain my strawberry errm you can ping me on my blackberry

alaric saltzman: tym 2 ask my own:

1. The office team is out racing at the skating rink during a long lunch hour. Samantha beat Jim. Louise was not last. Dennis was beaten by Jack and Louise, in that order. Jim was not first. Jack lost to Jim. Who won?

2. When Jim was taking a stroll one day, he met his father-in-law's only daughter's mother-in-law. What did he call her?

3. You bought 2 antique lamps for $50 each. Later, you were offered $60 for one and you sold it, changed your mind when you saw its duplicate being sold for more, and bought it back for $70. You then sold it for $80. The first one didn't sell at all so you reduced it by 10% below what you originally paid and managed to sell it. Did you make or lose money on the deal, and how much?

1) Samantha won
Samantha-Jim-Jack-Louise-Dennis

2)Mum or mother
His father-inlaw's daughter is his WIFE and his wife's mother-inlaw is his MOTHER

3)profit of $15
treating each sale independently,
I made $10 from the first sale
made another $10 from the resale
and made a loss of 5 from the sale of the other lamp
so gain of $20- loss of $5 = gain of 15

^^^ Wow!!!Brilliant

alaric saltzman: 1. queue
2. simple...cos the man is short!!!
3. "where is the road out"
4. jennifer is 20...cos the ages are in twos...
5. 23 and 42

1)right
2)right but explain
3)explain how the man will get out with that question
4)wrong..it's been answered by someone correctly
5)not entirely correct.try harder!

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wiegraf: A = false
B=true

Ask A, "would B say B is the liar", yes
Ask B, "would A say A is the liar", no
So ask anyone, if he says yes, you're talking the liar, else the other one.

Each syllable is 5

You are still missing the point.the answer you have provided has only helped in identifying the two men and not the way out.In other words,you'd have to ask another question to get out of day and the riddle does not permit that.
Now, I rephrase the question: What one question can you ask the guards(good and bad) to know the way out?

wiegraf: Edit:36 and 19 ... I suddenly can't count..well not so sudden, have good reason *wink*, anyone?anybody?meh never mind

not entirely right

wiegraf: Gotta run...
3 is popular...
Who would your partner say is the liar? If he says the partner would say himself, then the partner is the honest one, else reverse

5
Is pages and leaves? 36 and 21

2 looks juicy, I'll be back for it

4, you've not told anything about jennifer, I'm missing something?

Edit, oops, no 3 corrected

3)wrong,you can ask one question only and the question you asked won't get you out of there
4)That's the essence of the riddle..you have to think.(Clue)the answer is in the question
5)Wrong

musKeeto: He's the janitor? First floor to sign attendance, tools are stored on the seventh floor

Wrong

wiegraf: 4, Jennifer is 15

explain

wiegraf: He stops on the 7th floor to do something he doesn't want others to see, which won't take place when it rains? Solo master?

wrong