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Nairaland / General / When They Say You Are The Best English Student by tinziemaine(m): 11:17pm On Feb 12, 2016
Lolllllz
Nairaland / General / Re: Packaging!!!! See The New Way At Which Garri Is Sold by tinziemaine(m): 12:41am On Feb 05, 2016
Oya lalasticlala do your work make every bdy see am
Nairaland / General / Packaging!!!! See The New Way At Which Garri Is Sold by tinziemaine(m): 12:34am On Feb 05, 2016
Lolllz naija and all this their small small packaging

Religion / 50 Life Lessons Advice From An 80 Year Old Man. by tinziemaine(m): 3:44pm On Jan 06, 2016
1. Have a firm handshake. 2. Look people in the eye. 3. Sing in the shower. 4. Own a great stereo system. 5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard. 6. Keep secrets. 7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday. 8. Always accept an outstretched hand. 9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. 10. Whistle. 11. Avoid sarcastic remarks. 12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery. 13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out. 14. Lend only those books you never care to see again. 15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have. 16. When playing games with children, let them win. 17. Give people a second chance, but not a third. 18. Be romantic. 19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know. 20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and- death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems. 21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for our convenience, not the caller's. 22. Be a good loser. 23. Be a good winner. 24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret. 25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go. 26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born. 27. Keep it simple. 28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose. 29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. 30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets 31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did. 32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them. 33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you. 34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you. 35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes. 36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music. 37. Once in a while, take the scenic route. 38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific.' 39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice. 40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m. 41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job. 42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later. 43. Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you. 44. Become someone's hero. 45. Marry only for love. 46. Count your blessings. 47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home. 48. Wave at the children on a school bus. 49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people. 50. Don't expect life to be fair.
Literature / Re: Pleasure And Pain - A Short Story by tinziemaine(m): 3:18pm On Jan 06, 2016
Every story line was a hit from pleasure to pain to marriage... streeti take ova
Literature / Re: Pleasure And Pain - A Short Story by tinziemaine(m): 3:18pm On Jan 06, 2016
Every story line was a hit from pleasure to pain to marriage streeti take ova

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Jokes Etc / When You Mess Up With The Wrong N*gga by tinziemaine(m): 7:07am On Dec 28, 2015
LOLLLLLLz falz Is the badtguy is now scared of viconfidence

Events / How Does Your Family Celebrate Christmas?? by tinziemaine(m): 4:23am On Dec 25, 2015
Its a wonderful moment and a great day for every family and friends to be together and celebrate Christmas on this very day the whole world celebrates the birth of our lord jesus christ so Let's know or share how you wish to celebrate this year christmas ?
Jokes Etc / END Time!! See Photos Of A Pig Trying To Have Séx With A Goat In Enugu by tinziemaine(m): 8:45pm On Dec 23, 2015
Wait, a pig is trying to hump a goat? Lol…
This was spotted at new site River raine wonderfulOji-river in Enugu State…
Wetin Eye no go see… Small time, They will say
Jonathan is responsible for this
http://www.9jabliz.com/2015/12/23/end-time-see-photos-of-a-pig-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-goat-in-enugu/

Romance / Since She My First Lover Left I Swear Not To Have A Long Term Relationship by tinziemaine(m): 3:53pm On Dec 22, 2015
She left me on a bad note after 3 years of relatioship she really broke my heart she tells me she loves me but she is keeping a secret from me for a long time I started to notice when she start to act funny she don't stay long she calls me and tells me to call back while we stayed together she was telling me she love me and next she travelled she didn't tell me I found out and ask her why she said she didn't want to bother me next after 2months she text me about her traditional marriage I didn't call her I deleted her number I swore I will never keep a long relationship since then I have been havin an in and out type of relationship but its not enough to heal that pain she inflicted on me.

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Health / In A Hospital Still Bitten By Misquito Badly by tinziemaine(m): 11:50pm On Dec 21, 2015
I can't understand my sis just gave birth thank God but my experience in the hospital two night was terrible when mosquitoes bit me bit the patients and they nurse still don't know what to do I can't sleep well its very bad for a hospital.

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Romance / Re: She Was Cryin Since December 1st Because She Fears I Might Break Her Heart by tinziemaine(m): 10:42pm On Dec 20, 2015
misspicy:

It is very obvious that you are dating a teenager....and you have been molesting her,I just need your face and you are a gonna

desist from the act of pedophilia undecided
she is 19.what you guys pointing at?
Romance / She Was Cryin Since December 1st Because She Fears I Might Break Her Heart by tinziemaine(m): 4:46pm On Dec 20, 2015
Nsogbu! Guys make una see ooh I have told her she have nothing to worry about am not leaving her for another girl only thing for her to do is to trust me we are going to be together. Any time we meet she will be crying and be asking me do I love her and I will keep on saying yes but I became worried because it is too much I ask her why the other day she could not say a word I persuaded her to tell me because my mind was not at rest whether she don carry for me na where my mind go, I became curious and anxious to know why she was sheding tears anytime I visit her or she does visit me during last week she later explained and said this is festive period and we have dated for just two month that I might leave her for another girl and break her heart I just told her not to worry. But is this is why she was sheding tears? I became suprised.
Jokes Etc / When Your Hustling Brother Send You $100 And You Exchange It For N280 by tinziemaine(m): 2:44pm On Dec 20, 2015
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Travel / Re: Air France Flight Forced To Land In Kenya After Bomb Was Found In Toilet by tinziemaine(m): 1:57pm On Dec 20, 2015
End time plane
Sports / Re: Fan Quits Chelsea, Burns Jersey After Mourinho Sacked...Returns To Arsenal (pic) by tinziemaine(m): 1:52pm On Dec 20, 2015
iliyande:
On hearing the news of Mourinho's sack, this embittered Chelsea fan burned his Chelsea jersy kit, denounced his support for chelsea and joined Arsenal.

Below is what he posted along with this photo

I'm fed up of Chelsea's sacking expedition. Now that Jose Mourinho has been fired. What am I still waiting for? Time to return to Arsenal, my first love afterall they never chased me & they will be proud to have me back. Goodbye Chelsea ! Goodbye Stamford Bridge ! Au revoir Roman Abrahamovic. Thanks for the memories..time to return home #Change

http://www.genechy.com/2015/12/chelsea-fan-quits-chelsea-burns-his.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Lalasticlala
Now chelsea has sort themselves out you are leavin fool!u are not even a chelsea supporter self I know you only watch our matches from behind if we lift a trophy you will celebrate mumu
Fashion / Re: Mireia Lalaguna, Crowned Miss World 2015 Contest Winner by tinziemaine(m): 8:18pm On Dec 19, 2015
sirthisthickkal:
at least they should have taken a close picture of her showing her full form so that we also can assess her tongue
even if u assess her what difference will it make?
Romance / Laddies Pls And Pls Do Not Sit This Way If You Are Not Putting On Paties by tinziemaine(m): 7:57pm On Dec 19, 2015
Our ladies have currently changed their mode of
dressing. Some of the them have changed or the best while the rest Have no words. Here are some photos of some Women dress code. Men, would you take one of these ladies for an
introductory visit to your parents

Romance / Nigerian Guy Calls Out Guys That Desperately Beg Women For S–e–x by tinziemaine(m): 2:50pm On Dec 17, 2015
Lollllz dis kin tin de happen

Romance / Girls: Can You Woo A Guy You Like? by tinziemaine(m): 11:41am On Dec 16, 2015
This is the 21st century, the acclaimed jet age. I believe some girls have gathered up the liver to woo a guy that they find affectionate. But not all girls can do it. Infact, statistically, I will say 85% of girls can't do it, who are the brave 15% girls? Civilisation on course!
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj’s Manager To Olamide: 'Stop Stealing Our Songs' by tinziemaine(m): 2:35pm On Dec 11, 2015
Honestly dis is rubbish but if you are waiting for reply from olamide expect it from a track which might turn to hit which everyone will be singing everytime even in dbanj's concert lolllllllllllllz

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Phones / Re: See The Airtime MTN Sent To A Nairalander by tinziemaine(m): 6:17am On Dec 06, 2015
Endtime credit
Jokes Etc / Who Dey Provoke U Pass For Nigeria? by tinziemaine(m): 4:04pm On Nov 29, 2015
1. MTN 2. NEPA 3. APC 4. PDP 5. POLICE 6. ATM 7. TRAFFIC 8. NTA Lets see which of this dominate the votes?...
Romance / My Friend Got His Girlfriend Pregnant And His Parent Disowned Him by tinziemaine(m): 6:12pm On Nov 27, 2015
Actually this happen out of carelessness between him and the girl they both were virgin their first sex destroyed their future.My friend is a final year student and he was about to conclude his studies when all this happen he didn't defend his project and his father was planning to send him to the UK for his masters in law when his parent heard about this they left him instead of supporting him they disowned him the girl parent agree on looking after the girl while he complete his studies but his parent had left him to do everything himself.pls what advice can you give my friend on what to do because right now he is in the middle of nowhere he tried several to commit suicide but I didn't let him do it I can't go out without him being by my side I have told him that this is not the end of the road if he commit suicide he is now leaving his girlfriend also in the same trouble dropping out in year one. pls what should he do to start up a new life?
Politics / Nigerian Roads Are Dead - Buhari by tinziemaine(m): 3:52pm On Nov 26, 2015
President Buhari yesterday acknowledged the fact that many Nigerian roads are in deplorable states. Buhari said this during the interactive dinner session he had with some Senators yesterday night “The roads are dead. Those who drive between Lagos and Ibadan will have a lot of stories to tell you. Those who drive from Kaduna to Jebba may have more stories to tell. The same thing is applicable to the East West roads” he said. www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/11/nigerian-roads-are-dead-buhari.html?m=1
Cc:lalasticlala make FP

Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke’s Message To Nigerians Praying For Paris by tinziemaine(m): 6:01pm On Nov 16, 2015
does mumu people
Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke’s Message To Nigerians Praying For Paris by tinziemaine(m): 5:58pm On Nov 16, 2015
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Family / When All Trust At Home Goes Away by tinziemaine(m): 4:43pm On Nov 15, 2015
It's funny... how all the trust goes away when you can't find the remote... And you ask "are you sitting on the remote control?" "No." "Stand up!" "I said No!" "Stand up first"

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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke’s Message To Nigerians Praying For Paris by tinziemaine(m): 3:59pm On Nov 15, 2015
Nollywood actress Daniella Okeke wrote a strong
worded message about Nigerians showing
solidarity over Paris attacks but not for daily
attacks by Boko Haram......
How many times have you offered prayers for
Nigeria, shown support for the country in this
trying times or changed your dp to the Green
and white national colours to identify with your
country on the Boko haram insurgency that
has been on for over 5 years now?
In what way have you shown concern about
the plight of people in the north east?
What about the missing ChibokGirls?
Why didn't you pray for them? Instead ye all
went saying #bringbackourgirls targeting #
GEJ...
Did you see any individual, political party or a
group in France calling a press conference to
blame their President/Government for the
tragedy? If it were to be here (God forbid bad
thing) ye all should have been blaming #PMB
and #PDP /#APC by now.
Now ask yourself......
How many times has Mark Zuckerberg's
facebook given you the opportunity to change
your profile picture and show support for the
boko haram victims in the manner they did for
France today or are they less humans?
Ain't saying you shouldn't pray for Paris or
show your support for them but just DON'T BE
STUPID and try changing your dp to the
Nigeria flag or pic mix your photo with the coat
of arm as we ain't gat an eiffel tower here,
show support for the North Eastern people and
remember to pray for them too.
#Pray4Nigeria
May the souls of the Bokoharam victims, ISIS
victims and that of the faithful departed
through the mercy of God rest in peace.
#PrayForYourLeaders
#PrayForNigeria
#PrayForAfrica
#PrayForTheWorld
Source:www.emmeonmedia.com/2015/11/daniella-okekes-strong-worded-message.html?m=1

Cc:lalasticlala
Celebrities / Daniella Okeke’s Message To Nigerians Praying For Paris by tinziemaine(m): 3:58pm On Nov 15, 2015
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Politics / Re: Photos: Pro-biafran Protester Shot By Police In Igweocha, PH by tinziemaine(m): 7:52am On Nov 11, 2015

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