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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TippuTip: 11:41pm On May 04, 2023
pope191:


I honestly like this your questions, since we Don beg make this matter go offline, they both no won gree. The question Fasasi really need to come clean on. When approaching Felicity, is he doing so in sense of help or business? Was the car a bad one? Why didn't he take the car to his mech rather then that of Felicity? The little relationship they share, what was his perception from the onset?

Even if na person mama, anyone who leaves their own daily hustle to assist someone else with a scheme of making money, expects/deserves to be adequately compensated in some manner. Anywhere in this world. The only exceptions are when someone is being assisted so that they can recover from a bereavement or an il!ness.

It's the same greedy naija mentality that makes someone expect another person to run around business-wise on their behalf, for free. That's why I will continue to say, we don't have a culture of being honest with each other in this part of the world. Every Nigerian grows up and starts looking for a mugu, we need to do better!

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Politics / Re: Army Rescues 2 More Chibok Girls With Kids, 2 Aid Workers In Borno by TippuTip: 10:43pm On May 04, 2023
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TippuTip: 7:07pm On May 04, 2023
Pearl1910:


If U say u want to sell ur property for 1m and I bring someone that will buy it for 2m. I will take the extra 1m ontop and the commission u r supposed to give me for facilitating the deal. That is not sharp practice or iligitimate.
If I decide to give u something or leave the agency fee that's my discretion.
The deal is bring someone that will buy it for a certain amount. Not someone that will come and price it down again o.

If u could sell it, u would have sold it.

Even in government and in corporate world their are portfolios like that. They help govts get loans, grants and deals from international organisations and foreign countries and they get their cut of it. Even guys that help u negotiate loan forgiveness, still get commission. People that help u calculate your tax still get commission. That's how consulting started

All such deals are brokered with full disclosure on all sides, everyone knows who is getting what, and how much. The Nigerian style where you start fencing one party from the other so they don't know how much you're making, is just a recipe for trouble.

There's such a thing as 'ethical behaviour' in business but very few Nigerians understand the concept much less practice it.

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Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men To Be Extradicted To US For Sexual Extortion Of A 17-Year-Old Boy by TippuTip: 6:31pm On May 04, 2023
Shokoloko:
Oh my! Such a beautiful child.
Any ways, I trust the men in prison to avenge the death of this child. Pedophiles and child murderers are "well taken care of" in American prisons.
These ones will be wheelchair bound after a few months of arrival

They wll rape those boys so tey, their nyansh will leak vegetable soup

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Celebrates Her 44th Birthday (Video, Photos) by TippuTip: 12:53pm On May 04, 2023
MrNotAgain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ39Lzih0xE

Nollywood actress, Genevieve Nnaji, on Thursday reposted a video of herself cutting a birthday cake.

The actress, who marked her birthday on Wednesday, May 3, also reposted some birthday wishes she received from her colleagues on her Instagram story on Thursday.

Nnaji was on Wednesday celebrated by her colleagues and fans despite her absence from social media.

But on Thursday morning, she returned to Instagram to repost birthday wishes and share a dancing video of herself with her birthday cake.

Source- https://twitter.com/MobilePunch/status/1654004701073924096

Shey she with Mikano Papay still dey kpansh ni? Backdoor things lol...those were the good old daysgrin
Sports / Re: I Am Not Igbo - Sunday Oliseh by TippuTip: 7:38am On May 04, 2023
muykem:
I AM NOT IGBO - SUNDAY OLISEH

"My name is Sunday Ogochukwu Oliseh. I come from a little village in Delta State called Abavo. If you are an Igbo here listening to me, I am sorry, I am not Igbo".

~Sunday Oliseh, ex-footballer

Olisedebegrin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TippuTip: 7:27am On May 04, 2023
Itsrm:


I understand where you're coming from but if you indeed agreed to pay him 50k commission, then you're owing him 20k.

The amount the actual owner wants to sell the car is none of your business. You could have looked for the car yourself. Agents try to do this all the time. It's not morally right but I'm no moral police. Business is business

I have a land I've been trying to sell and one of the reasons I'm finding it difficult is because agents are inflating the price despite the fact that we have an agreed commission. I have no choice or I can try to sell it myself. If you tell an agent to sell a house for 5m for instance, the agent will put it at 5.5m and if he's lucky to pull it off, the extra 500k is his notwithstanding the commission you already agreed to pay him.

This is likely not what you want to hear but it is what it is.


But it's wrong na. Any agent who does that is in breach of contract already, no be until we sign paper. Once an agent does that the principal can also decide to shaft him when it's time to pay commission, it's simply two playing the same game

A lot of the dirty games we play with each other and accept as standard are actually criminal acts that should be punished in a society, if it aspires to growth

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole, Gbajabiamila, Wike, And Ayiri Share Light-Hearted Moments (Video) by TippuTip: 5:46am On May 04, 2023
itsene:


Election was just conducted for God,'s sake and people voted.
What waking up are you guys crying for again?
For better and for worse , ALWAYS accept the winner.

Look, your idiocy is your own personal choice, you cannot force a hundred million other people to toe your path of perfidy with you.
Politics / Re: APC Would’ve Lost To Atiku If Osinbajo Got APC Ticket – Igbokwe Counters Sanusi by TippuTip: 11:25pm On May 03, 2023
Politics / Re: Tosin Saraki Graduates With A Degree From UK University (Photos) by TippuTip: 11:14pm On May 03, 2023
TMSMedia:
Nigeria's former Senate President, Bukola Saraki, has taken to his Twitter handle to celebrate one of his daughters bagged a degree from a UK university today May 3, IGBERETV reports.

The excited dad shared photos of him and his wife with their daughter and her husband, Olatunde Olukoya, with the caption;



https://twitter.com/bukolasaraki/status/1653753894013485056?s=20

That's probably her Ph.D...meanwhile agbado monkeys are still doing nairaland warrior work and abusing their own parents in exchange for 30k per month, with their useless B.Sc from Lead City University

Animals

Worthless animals
Politics / Re: Governor Oyebanji Pays Courtesy Visit To His Wife, Ekiti First Lady by TippuTip: 11:06pm On May 03, 2023
StagethemTVee:
Ekiti State Governor Oyebanji pays a ‘courtesy visit’ to his wife, the first lady at her office.
The visit seemed like a surprise to the First Lady as she appeared excited and pleased at the gesture.


Ekiti State Governor Oyebanji pays a ‘courtesy visit’ to his wife, the first lady at her office.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C96NF_IsRes






So he should give her doggy across that mahogany table na...his useless aides can be watching and clapping till he ejaculates. Bunch of cursed mongrels
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole, Gbajabiamila, Wike, And Ayiri Share Light-Hearted Moments (Video) by TippuTip: 10:56pm On May 03, 2023
oikirodah:


Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah reports live from Port Harcourt.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/whose-your-guy-oshiomhole-gbajabiamila-wike-and-ayiri-share-light-hearted-moments-at-government-house-video/b

Source iReporteronline.


Indeed? After eight years of retrogression, these three deranged beasts are in the vanguard of APC's Renewed Hope agenda?

Nigerians had better wake up before these animalistic, criminal creatures run them into everlasting bankruptcy!
Crime / Re: Young Boy Purchases Freezer For His Mother After Cashing Out (video) by TippuTip: 7:42am On May 03, 2023
Why should anyone blame this boy? the outgoing president and all his ministers, the incoming president and all his associates are career, lifelong thieves and drug-addicts/barons. All the governors, legislators and politicians are thieves, even the professors and billionaire pastors, are all criminals. So how can, or why should the younger generation be different?

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Family / Re: A Nairalander In Dilemma by TippuTip: 12:56am On May 03, 2023
Kobojunkie:
1. So if your daughter were the Lagos girl, you would actually advise her to marry OP? undecided

There's nothing seriously wrong with OP so far I can tell

It's purely human nature to want stuff we think we cannot have much more vigorously than stuff we know is already ours for the asking, so what I'd do is teach my daughter to keep better control of her feelings to avoid being treated like crap by fellow humans...that type of low-quality behaviour isn't peculiar to OP.
Family / Re: A Nairalander In Dilemma by TippuTip: 7:26pm On May 02, 2023
Smokeybrain:
Happy workers day. Since am at home I decided to voice out what is bordering me. First let me give a preamble about myself. I'm an introvert, I don't take alcohol and I have never been to the club. I work with a commercial bank as an ABO and from Niger Delta. I leave in Lagos. I have two ladies in my life and I kind of confused.
The first lady is base in Abuja, 30 years old and an extrovert. She's unemployed and I have knw her for sometime now. This lady is the type that was perfection in everything. I have told her about my intention that I want committed relationship. She didn't say yes and she didn't say no. All what she did was ask me series of questions and I answered. She hardly calls and check on me. I do the most calls and initiate conversations. She can comfortably stay for days without hearing from me. I invited her to Lagos, she came spent few days and left. When she got home, she sent me a text that she didn't get the vibes she was expecting. I was confused. Vibes! What do u mean? She said connections and vibes was not there. Maybe she expects me to be gisting with her till midnight I don't really know. Sometimes I come back from work late, I will talk little, eat and sleep. I don't really know the vibes and I connections she's talking about. This is the lady I spent on, the her flight ticket I paid for it...am still confused.
The second lady, a Fulani Christian from the north, 24 years base in Lagos. A graduate and a fashion designer. She's just the opposite of the first lady. I don't give her much attention like the first lady but no day will pass without her checking on me. I spend little on her unlike the first lady and she doesn't complain. I will like to get married next year. I'm financially okay. Which of these two ladies should I go for am 31yrs.

Bro! e be like say Abuja-base extrovert sabi Bleep well well. She dey dance on top ya dick shey?grin I sabi the cruise broda. And she's probably olocho.

Marry the Lagos girl who cares for you bro, the Abuja girl will send you to early grave if you put her in your house
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TippuTip: 4:47pm On May 02, 2023
FASASI1:



You can dick ride all you want like a said I don't have any business with you

Dude you don't even have a brain

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Politics / Re: Big War On Fake Products In Nigeria by TippuTip: 7:04am On May 02, 2023
How can a fake human being wage war on fake product?

Someone whose identity is fake, who 'won' a fake election? With fake health status?

gtfoh OP you're the fool of the yeargrin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TippuTip: 11:47pm On May 01, 2023
FASASI1:


I have nothing to discuss with you

Same here dude. I only passed a comment because it's a public forum on here, you didn't have to respond

Meanwhile look at the horrible pile of junk you were trying to sell for 1.2 million yet you call someone else greedy. You're the King of Greed yourself

https://www.nairaland.com/7527715/benz-c180-sale#120092839

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Politics / Re: Soludo Threatens To Cut Salaries Of Workers Observing Monday’s Sit-At-Home by TippuTip: 9:46pm On May 01, 2023

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Politics / Re: Okey Wali Regains Freedom 2 Weeks After Kidnap by TippuTip: 9:05pm On May 01, 2023
fergie001:


SOURCE


Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7657409/okey-wali-kidnapped-nba-appeals#122591368

Dem for done flog am taya

And I bet his people paid serious money too

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TippuTip: 8:59pm On May 01, 2023
FASASI1:





If you love yourself please avoid this greedy, chronic liar

Everyone is super-greedy this part of the world tho. I know nothing about the lying part

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Politics / Re: Ngige: My Monthly Salary As Minister Is N942,000 Monthly After Tax (Video) by TippuTip: 8:48pm On May 01, 2023
Naijalarry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xjImL-Xnbo

Labour Minister Chris Ngige has said that his salary is N942,000 monthly after taxation, adding that he takes no allowance.

Ngige made this revelation when he spoke on Channels Television’s Politics Today on Tuesday night.

He said: “My salary is N942,000 a month, with my PA, gross total after taxation.”

When asked if he is calculating the figure with the allowances accrued to his office, he said: “Which allowances? My feeding, my transport, the salary of one PA, the salary of my gardener, my cook, they are all consolidated and after heavy taxation, they pay me N942,000.”

Source- https://twitter.com/channelstv/status/1653105775911358464

Who gives a shit how.much you earn you stunted bastard

I swear these guys are so fúcking unreal

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Politics / Re: Sense Of Entitlement Syndrome In Nigeria Too Much – Ngige by TippuTip: 6:14pm On May 01, 2023
Antimandatethie:


Daily Post

Everybody dey talk this idiot midget sef dey put mouth
Travel / Re: How Arik Air Became Moribund Under AMCON In 5 Years — Vanguard by TippuTip: 3:21pm On May 01, 2023
dre11:
••• operational aircraft, staff strength dip 81%, 85%



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/05/how-arik-air-became-moribund-under-amcon-in-5-years-investigation/

Alaba turn Arik company to im workchopgrin
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Celebrates Labour Day With Nigerians (Photo) by TippuTip: 10:53am On May 01, 2023
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Politics / Re: FG Introduces New Taxes On Beer, Imported Vehicles, Plastics, Others by TippuTip: 10:50am On May 01, 2023
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Business / Re: Abel Omoruyi, CEO Of Iyare Motors Is Dead! by TippuTip: 5:42am On May 01, 2023
imagrg:
He was my inlaw.

He died last night.

Go tell it on the mountain dude, everybody got to die one day
Politics / Re: Tinubu Leaked Cabinet Lists (picture) by TippuTip: 11:48pm On Apr 30, 2023
Yourprick:
Is this the progressive team ,even if it doesn't look real at least 9 out of 10 on this list are getting an appointment

Jokers and fools

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