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Celebrities / Re: 'Soft Yansh To Press' - Tiwa Savage Shares New Photo by TissuePaper: 4:14pm On Oct 27, 2019
What would one expect, afterall isn't that all they have to offer.

This is the only thing an average Nigerian lady thinks about...dumb hoes

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Romance / Re: I'm 21 But My Dick Is Still Growing. Why And How? (photo) by TissuePaper: 8:54am On Oct 27, 2019
iammo:
6.5 or 6.8 is not even average 7 inch is average.. so why are you disturbing us
exactly, we can't blame him tho, he's still a small boy, recently i tried penetrating a girl but had to stop because of her crying, sometimes big deek can be a curse.

So mr bigpreeq u are still in your growing process, and like i said if you can try to get to 8 inches then you can come to us for advice smiley
Romance / Re: I'm 21 But My Dick Is Still Growing. Why And How? (photo) by TissuePaper: 6:21am On Oct 27, 2019
Your dick is not all that big, i'm on 7.5 inches when erect, u can come back when u reach 8 inches, no cause for alarm now
Celebrities / Re: Diane Russet Received By Hadiza Balarabe, Acting Governor Of Kaduna by TissuePaper: 9:55pm On Oct 26, 2019
BOOOMNAIJA:


U better don't start wat u can't finish, u dirty looking slut...by d time I'm done with u, ur family elders will come knocking on my door for forgiveness and I won't listen....u dirty pig from d pit of hell.
lol mods for this nairaland sha, so they banned you but they didnt ban the girl
Celebrities / Re: Cee-c Bares Cleavage As She Rocks Fabulous Hairstyle by TissuePaper: 5:42pm On Oct 25, 2019
What exactly is so special about this farm tool, that nairaland mods keeps shoving her useless pictures in our face everyday undecided

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Gets New Sparring Partner Ahead Of Rematch With Andy Ruiz Jnr by TissuePaper: 1:42pm On Oct 25, 2019
Truth234:


He will win. Boxing is 85% psychology.

AJ wasn't even sure of that first fight after Bigbaby Miller failed three drug tests. Andy was last minutes replacement and he was coming off a good win against a perfect opponent, Alexander Dimitrenko, just like AJ. While AJ was training for heavy bag Bigbaby.

But those adjustments have been made now, coupled with the pain of losing and media attacks. Andy wey no wan take rematch until Hearn stated threatening him? Baba that boy fit no show up at all and fake injury. Until he enters the ring, I no believe am.

Tyson Fury did the same when he was scheduled to rematch Klitschko, fear drove him to seek comfort in hard drugs. Don't forget if the fight happens, win or lose, AJ take home is about 100 million pounds, his highest ever. Saudi Arabia pay scatter to have the fight in their country.
wow you are very enlightened in this sport ...good work

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Gets New Sparring Partner Ahead Of Rematch With Andy Ruiz Jnr by TissuePaper: 8:12am On Oct 25, 2019
Truth234:


Na so easy? He lost simple, he underrated Andy and couldn't recover from the punch to the head (concussion) in the third round.

But he wins the rematch hands down, even Mike Tyson says it was just a bad day in the office and he doesn't see Andy repeating it. A big very good guy will always win a small very good guy. A similar thing happened to Lewis against Douglas, that Douglas almost refused a rematch (like Andy until Eddie Hearn, AJ manager, threatens him with a lawsuit) until Lewis forced the rematch clause with a lawsuit.

AJ will now use his size, reach and power. Don't forget he knocked Andy down with a punch in round three (Andy has never been down until that round three), while Andy couldn't take him out even with a concussion until the fight was stopped in round seven.

A fit, ready AJ beats Andy 9 out of 10 all day.
bro i hope your analysis is correct o, because i really want him to win

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Who Searched For A Job For 6 Years Dies A Day Before His First Salary by TissuePaper: 7:09pm On Oct 24, 2019
francisisking:
they'll be judged by how they lived their lives...
most of them were serving idols, how is god going to judge that
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Who Searched For A Job For 6 Years Dies A Day Before His First Salary by TissuePaper: 7:05pm On Oct 24, 2019
Tina26:
Life is a scam. God is using us to play grand theft auto. May he be judged grin
don't know why i laughed so hard at this grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Truck Crushes 3 To Death In Uyo, Injures Many (Disturbing Photos) by TissuePaper: 4:42pm On Oct 23, 2019
EastGold:

Just look at you?

You go school so?

Lose not loose

Stop jumping on my comment

Eeediot
you are the ediot here
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by TissuePaper: 12:45pm On Oct 23, 2019
emmaak2:
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Amazing
Phones / Re: COD Mobile Or PUBG Mobile? by TissuePaper: 11:53am On Oct 23, 2019
sigidi5:
I have snapdragon 845 phone
that COD na bomb but I stopped playing it because they just dey shoot me like bush meat anyhow
Samsung?
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by TissuePaper: 10:49am On Oct 23, 2019
undecided undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha: Why I Tattooed Davido’s OBO On My Chest by TissuePaper: 9:04am On Oct 22, 2019
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by TissuePaper: 11:56am On Oct 21, 2019
austino677:
I'm a trader for now buying and selling (shop) well via punting i got the capital for the business too
this is quite insightful ...i hope to achieve this feat one day
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by TissuePaper: 11:37am On Oct 21, 2019
austino677:
check your account...
bro i just have to ask, do u have like a salary job or is it via punting that u get all your revenue ?
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by TissuePaper: 11:27am On Oct 21, 2019
Someone quote smiley

Final lap
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by TissuePaper: 11:25am On Oct 21, 2019
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Religion / Re: Pastor Wilson Had Sex With His Wife's Best Friend's Daughter - Pastor Thaddeus by TissuePaper: 9:49am On Oct 20, 2019
Toks2008:


Ofcourse my broda...clean infection free pssy is bliss. I can eat it from morning till night especially when the lady sabi grind am for my mouth talking about serious face sitting...

But it should be done only with your wife.
hahahaha i see u are a man of culture as well ...pussy is bliss smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Is Zionshine Heavenly Creations Ambassador (Photos) by TissuePaper: 7:05pm On Oct 14, 2019
deebrain:
When you look at it, its women that loose more when they don't protect their dignity.

I mean just look at this beauty of a woman. Some guy will be on nairaland just gazing at her picture and self serving himself.

Meanwhile a Mr Iceberg will be like "there is nothing there", and after enduring her own for a while is now probably hunting for some other lady that is sweeter.

No matter how this generation puts it, the dignity is the pride of a woman. Don't ever give it outside your marriage.
foolish talk
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edoho's Life Decision Now Having A Toll On His Present As He Ages! by TissuePaper: 12:37pm On Oct 14, 2019
timelessaproko:
Just doing my job honey moreover is not jean and polo he wore!
My father still wear jean supposedly so read undertone
!!

foolish talk
Crime / Re: I Rape Underage Girls To Ease Tension – Teen Suspect by TissuePaper: 12:22pm On Oct 14, 2019
What happened to using your hands

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Frodd Kisses Juliet Ibrahim At An Event by TissuePaper: 12:21pm On Oct 14, 2019
Richiez i see u bro....never thought I'd find you here grin

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by TissuePaper: 10:13pm On Oct 13, 2019
austino677:
i withdrew 35k this morning they paid... Waiting till tomorrow morning to withdraw this new one
Godspeed smiley
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by TissuePaper: 9:45pm On Oct 13, 2019
austino677:
We done
very commendable smiley

I hope merrybet will pay without any hassle
Romance / Re: Girls That Easily Give Out Their Numbers Are Usually Hard To Get? by TissuePaper: 3:58pm On Oct 13, 2019
True, just the same way girls that wear skimpy clothes are usually hard to f*ck

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TV/Movies / Re: 'Submission': Patience Ozokwor Caught In Bed With Son-In-Law (Throwback Movie) by TissuePaper: 7:45pm On Oct 12, 2019
Patience ozokwor's looks is still the same after so many years that have passed smiley

Mama G

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Celebrities / Re: Fake Ass: Mercy Eke Reacts To Rumours by TissuePaper: 3:21pm On Oct 12, 2019
ola33t:
shocked


I still remember how it all happened last Sunday evening, when I mistakenly came across a post by NwaAmaikpe. In the post, where he took time to eulogize the Almighty God first, then after, asked God vehemently for something on behalf of and in the common interest of his tribe world wide. And that is - God should make Mercy the BBN winner above all other tribes in the contest, same way God made Daniel won above all others in Babylon. One of the rare times I've ever seen NwaAmaikpe's post so serious. He wasn't joking.
At first I hissed at what manner of parody, bigotry and ridiculous post that was. But, to my greatest surprise, not up to three threads from there, came the thread of Mercy emerging the winner of this year BBN.
I mean, that was so fast. I hardly believed my eyes. NwaAmaikpe's prayer answered by fire within a moment. I stand to be corrected but I think that will be my first time ever to see a live miracle on social media.
One thought after another and on and on, then i realize that life has been really good to all. Everyone getting satisfied with what they want. Life keeps granting some people the BBN wins they desire, while some keeps getting the presidency they want. One dominating BNN since the beginning, another dominating presidency since the beginning.

BBN belongs to one, presidency belongs to another.
Reasons why we should thank God for what we have and each should stick to it's area of blessing and not critise or covet what belongs to another.
The ones BBN belongs to shouldn't drag presidency with those presidency belongs to and vice versa.
Seems life has always been fair. It's humans who don't pay attention.

A week is gone, but we're still in the mood of celebration.
Once again, congratulations to Mr NwaAmaikpe, congratulations to my people world wide. More BBN wins in the years to come. While the presidents keep winning their presidency, we keep winning our BBN.
nice piece man smiley
Food / Re: What Happened To La Casera? by TissuePaper: 12:41pm On Oct 11, 2019
MrNipplesLover:




which year Smoov came out grin grin



lacasera wey don dey with us tey tey is no where to be found.


hope u know say na lacasera company dey do smoov, one wing of lacasera don dey cut small small [by Bigi],


na so e go dey go if dem no stand well well for the competition.
lol yeah they really have to gear up

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Food / Re: What Happened To La Casera? by TissuePaper: 12:33pm On Oct 11, 2019
MrNipplesLover:
even, if Smoov Chapman is not careful, Bigi go send it out of market.


smoov Chapman is a unique brand dont see them going under anytime soon
Religion / Re: Bad dream about my friend, should I tell her? by TissuePaper: 8:20am On Oct 11, 2019
Anty for the past 1week i have been dying in my dreams but i still wake up after every episode and smile because it is what it is....just a dream

Its okay if u dont want her to make the trip for safety reasons, however, i think it is preposterous to deprive the lady if she really wants to go, on account of a dream u had.

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