₦airaland Forum

Hamachi:
Noted. I have been using them for the past one month Oga

goodluck to you then

AskNgige2:
D guy MBA self mumu..

He never heard of cart forgery b4?
So he was not read the b4 going into politics

he fvck up big time

twilightdreams:
I hope you wake up to read this smiley ;

You will look for joy in your life and never find it, Zonefree

You will wander and roam aimless until death takes you

For everytime you have come for me unprovoked, may evil descend upon you.

Guilty fingers will judge you and you will be counted amongst the accused and accursed. Everything you lay your hands on will never succeed.

Whoever you are behind the account, God will make you cry for the misery you spread.

invalid/vain talks are usually cheap.

Who are you to curse, when you aren't the father or mother?


Western religion is actually the opium of it's followers

juman:
Yeah. Sent the husband to guard room many times.
The guy was even afraid to run away from her.

Wahala be like wetin

na like dis spies dey take know sensitive stuffs about a nation's military strength.





Who we offend for dis nation?

...and we expect allies from Mexico, Colombia,Chicago etc

Mbah is gone already.



certificate forgery is a big criminal offence in law

This is a stale script.


Everyone knows the tra..itor is already in apc since 18BC

Hamachi:
Una no dey like better thing.

what is good about boarding a taxi with a stranger in a terrorist infested country?

they will be shocked, when the stolen mandate is restored

goldstar25:
guy I don't need your approval on my looks. only people with low self esteem seek approval from other people. think what you want, you are not important

gals that talks this way are usually fugly and reeks of esteem issues

vibrant40:
Okay. I met this girl in an exam hall, we were both writing exams, so we did the student things, she asked me a maths question which she was kind of afraid of and me being a maths person answered her question and moved on with with my exams. After the exams she search for me to say her gratitude and we moved on. I think after the results was released and she got an A in the exams was when she had to find me and got me on Facebook. She chatted me and introduced herself, so we began chatting from there and that was how I got to know she is my kind of woman.

I asked her out, we started dating or lemme say I started dating her because at a pint she told me we were only friends during the time, be she do come to my side, we do touch and kiss but no s*x. Down the lane I got to know she had a guy whom she was dating but she could not marry because she has so many revelations and dreams that he is not the one and according to her, the guy had so many red flags. At a point I put it to her she should choose what she wanted on time, the guy or myself.


According to her she choose me. Along the line, she told me about another guy disturbing her for romantic relationship, because no matter what she will tell me anything even if she knows I am gonna hurt by that, although I do take it that she is trying to literally tell me to do quick and pop the question if I really want to marry her. All of a sudden I observe she was receiving a Seyi call till like 12midnight, and I would want to call her only for her to be busy on another call for a lengthy period.


She will not stop talking about this guy whenever we are together, how good the guy is to her, she even was like we have the same character but only that the guy is taller than I am and she had also never shy away from talking about the physically height of her dream children.


I saw all these as competition and keep letting her know how much I love and want to marry her. One afternoon, she just rang me and said just a sentence, 'I will marry you'. Well that gave me the assurance I needed, I met her mother (dad is late) and I must confess she has a very good mother, the mom checks on me everyday (infact she did while I was typing this epistle). I popped the questions and she said yes. We had our introduction and currently planing on getting married.


The problem now is, she would still not stop talking about this Seyi guy. She even called me one to tell me she went to his house, that the guy called home to come, I confronted her so many times to tell her how I felt about it, she kept saying sorry and keep repeating the same thing of no cutting loose from the guy, she even claimed that at least she is not having s*x with now that they are just talking..


Some days ago we had a serious argument about this matter and she was like maybe we should even end the relationship if I don't trust her (and this has always been her anthem whenever we have serious arguments, she would say maybe we are not compatible). She later apologized and promised not to let that happen again that she would cut loose of the guy, only for us to be talking via whatsapp last night around 11:40 for to receive this guys call and they spoke for like 10mins. I ended my call, she called back later and was like it was just an innocent talk they had....


Seriously, I am tired and confused, what should I do? Please help me with your candid advice. So sorry for the long epistle and some bad grammar.

OP,you sound like someone posse..ssed by a wit..ch.


All the red flags no do you


Seyi,is the one oiling the kpekus at present and will continue even after you married her.

She already made it clear about her specs in men if which Seyi ticks more than you(height-wise).


Make no mistake, Seyi isn't serious about marrying her,else she wouldn't consider you.


Flee! before it's too late.

STEWpid:
Chai..

A new innovation that will help to jointly pay for Uber/Bolt/etc.

The only disadvantage is for a cool headed lady to share a ride with a very useless moronn, unknown at the beginning.

rest!


We still have useless moronnic ladies aswell

Time for dem one chance operators to cash out massively

goldstar25:
no i haven't. people always like and favor me because of my small voice and as for looks i know i am beautiful.

let's see ya pics first

Samantha124:
No, I've never been discriminated before, but each time I go to the salon I get questions like "are you a coloured? Do you have a mixed or a white family background? How sure are you that you don't have a white ancestry?"

All these questions can be really tiring sometimes because I always have to explain myself.

I've got a 4A hair texture and sometimes people question it because I'm also fair in complexion.

I've been told that I look like an Ethiopian, one girl back in high school once told me of how I looked like those illegal Pakistani migrants here in SA.

Nice PR

saphiere:
Please I need a job (mostly tailoring work) that pays minimum of 35k within Woji axis in Port Harcourt.
Send me a DM if you have. Thank you
Life is very hard in Nigeria especially for a girl child.

hmmm

Westerhoffe:

Man's inhumanity towards man.
What a painful exit for the little soul!

But why did I feel he was under a spiritual demonic influence?

the court should hang his head alongside the stvpid demon.

As usual,chestbeating...even their elites aren't left out



Make I laugh in Kwale...kikikikiki

Hezzyluv:
My girlfriend's salary was 150k per month. The day she told me she has bought iPhone14 and showed me the subsequent day, it became down on me that I'm her deputy boyfriend already.
Because, no way her salary could buy such phone and me know sey she no get side hustle.

why are you telling us,or should we tell you?

BluntCrazeMan:
Haaaahahahahaaaa..
🤣🤣😆😁😁

No wahalla..

dey just called you craze man, and you dey laugh like mu mu

Salary increase for politicians?



While the civil servants remain in hardship

Very wrong move by arsenal

Zxcvbnmghtr:
He did a very wonderful job in Lagos State. He is an achiever. Now I understand what Tinubu meant when he said it is his life ambition to become President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. All his life he has been nurturing men and women for this very ambition. Look at how he has competent men and women on his finger tips.

make we hear word abeg

Genetically, it might be true,but logically it's difficult

Don't stand any member of her family too.


If she makes more fuss about it,don't stand her presence around you also.




Some ladies are truly venomous serpent

You can't downplay genetics

BloomingDale:
Go give your mummy a doggy first.

why not mind ya biz,abi the guy mentioned you for im post?

maasoap:
Keep it up, your parents are proud of what you turned out to be.

and who cum be proud of ya phoolishness?