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I remember in secondary sch ss1s i think, we were writing our final year exams in one of the command sec schs in Naija, i cant even remember the subject we were writing on that day but i know say the thing been hard small. Anyways the invigilator sat at the front of the class, the room was so quiet u could hear a pin drop. Then all of a sudden your guy released a trumpet-like fart. Oh boy i was caught between embarrassment and fear. The invigilator, one sgt major asked "who did that?" i raised up my hands and he told me to stand up . . the whole class bust into laughter.

zealot4me:
TI*t SQUEESZ!!!!

madam how bodi

@ saga

omo u mean say u miss two toto in one night . ah otio i no fit. I once took a girl home for some yanshing, on gettin home the babe no gree. Ah i quickly drop the girl for bus stop drive back to the club and pick up another for some proper yanshing.

In all seriousness these pics actually make me feel angry, angry at the extent to which the country has been ra.ped by its own people. Yes those Brits also came to rob and steal, they also left foundation that would have made Naija really great today if so called leaders had built on those foundations. Now na every man for himself.

Switch ur phone off if u receive a flash from naija . If the flasher tries it again they will be charged . It doesn't wo work on landlines tho.

i really dont give two fu'cks about human rights or whatever they call it, this is an outright thoughtout and well planned and executed abuse of the national health service. For 4uk sake man!!! this woman has to be the worst parasite living. Let the babies be given out for adoption if she does not want to take them back home. She needs to be sent home, but alas she will stay and take advantage of the benefits available, heck she is probably applying for council hse and child tax credit right now. With those kids she will get no less than £1500 child tax credit a month. 

he will be kicking bananas to the touchline. let him ask roberto carlos wat happened to him while playing for his russian club a few days ago

v7 miss Bauchi looks like a horse

that list is a joke. where is Friday Ekpo and Ndubuisi Okosieme and why is the great Etim Esin only at number 49

Uyo

Is that not what they said about Ofunneka untill she showed her true self by getting fing'ered in full public view

Am sick and tired of having to strain to read poorly constructed sentences. Brush up on your grammer!!!!!

Judging by ur name u must be from Akwa Ibom or Cross River. My guy i dont think u should try that, our people are very narrow minded when it comes to marriage. Its easy to say do ur thing its ur life but trust me when ur parents find out its a completely different story. I have been there

maybe the guy is just testing to see if he can get both of u at the same time. i had a similar experience a long time ago, shagged two sisters and they were both asking me how good the other was. I used to tell em the other sis was crap to keep the pu$$ys coming.

i would normally clean the house from top to down and then do it again then move to the car and give it a cleaning of its life. My friends know so whenever they visit and see my house sparking clean they'd be like ' guy don begin hin depression again' lol

lol I no fit laugh. . . wetin Italian man dey find with Naija passport abi Edo girls don stop to dey go Italy

if he was to call everyday would you not accuse him of suffocating you ? i tire

definate rantings of a frustrated lil girl. . .next!!