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Politics / Re: Meet Fatima Ganduje, The Prettiest Governor's Daughter In Nigeria (pics) by tjfulloption(m): 5:23am On Dec 05, 2016
FATIMA gimme love oh
Na you dey catch my shot oh
For your sake I dey come KANO oh
We go drive around for my HONDA oh

Baby Pana
They say you like SHAWARMA oh
I get plenty SHAWARMA oh
Baby pana
anywhere that you go
I will follow you dey go
Baby Pana
They say you like SWEET POTATO
I get big POTATOE

Baby Pana
My love for you will never die, never die
Iffa iffa oh baby iffa iffa
Baby you too sweet fajaba
My baby dance to the lagbaja
I go take you to gwagwalada
Iffa iffa oh baby iffa iffa
Baby you too sweet fajaba
My baby dance do the lagbaja
Let me take you to gwagwalada

ABEG WHO HAS HER CONTACT SHOULD
HELP ME WITH IT. I DON SEE WIFE O, AM GOING STRAIGHT TO KANO STATE.

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Politics / Re: Meet Fatima, The Lovely Daughter Of Kano State Governor by tjfulloption(m): 5:59pm On Dec 04, 2016
FATIMA gimme love oh
Na you dey catch my shot oh
For your sake I dey come KANO oh
We go drive around for my TOYOTA oh
Baby Pana
They say you like SHAWARMA oh
I get SHAWARMA SHOP oh
Baby pana
anywhere that you go
I will follow you dey go
Baby Pana
They say you like DENKELI
I get big DENKELI
Baby Pana
My love for you will never die, never die
Iffa iffa oh baby iffa iffa
Baby you too sweet fajaba
My baby dance to the lagbaja
I go take you to gwagwalada
Iffa iffa oh baby iffa iffa
Baby you too sweet fajaba
My baby dance do the lagbaja
Let me take you to gwagwalada

ABEG WHO HAS HER CONTACT SHOULD HELP ME WITH IT. AM GOING STRAIGHT TO KANO STATE.
Crime / Re: PHOTO: Teacher Rapes 13-year-old Girl As Punishment For Not Finishing Homework by tjfulloption(m): 5:46pm On Nov 26, 2016
he needs to be castrated ASAP!
Romance / Re: This Cocunmba Will Marvel You (pic)!!!!.... Warning highly erotic by tjfulloption(m): 8:22pm On Nov 19, 2016
gemale:

As u hv said only African salad, doesn't dt mean she wld hv access 2 big cassava?
let her use cassava at her own peril, in fact a bigger cassava sef. (in orubebe's voice) YES I WILL TAKE IT.
Politics / Re: Badmus Dolapo Becomes Certified PR Personnel (photos) by tjfulloption(m): 5:04pm On Nov 19, 2016
jmoore:
Foundation, foundation everywhere.




With makeup, any lady can be your charming queen- Mary kay
devil is a lier

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Romance / Re: This Cocunmba Will Marvel You (pic)!!!!.... Warning highly erotic by tjfulloption(m): 4:12pm On Nov 19, 2016
QueenthDee:
Lmao !

grin cheesy grin

tjfulloption don vex cheesy
WE WONT TAKE IT!! (in orubebe's voice)
Romance / Re: This Cocunmba Will Marvel You (pic)!!!!.... Warning highly erotic by tjfulloption(m): 1:19pm On Nov 19, 2016
LET US KILL CUCUMBER BEFORE IT DETHRONES ALL OF US, THE MEN!

"National Assembly should urgently intervene in this Cucumber matter. This fruit is a threat to men's relevance and dignity.

They should pass a law to restrict the purchase of Cucumber by single unaccompanied woman below 50 years of age.

It is in the interest of all men of all creed to act fast otherwise, we will all lose our bragging rights and relevance to a common fruit.

Some naughty Igbo girls have publicized the misuse (of this hitherto innocent fruit) as cheap but effective woman happiness-assuring instrument.

Cucumber when wrongly used is fuller, stronger, longer and even more steadfast. It is also handy and ever ready to be used, reused and be used again without complaint or sagging. It can also keep secret.

Let's us all join hands in fighting this wicked fruit that would do to men what the discovery of computers has done to typewriters.

With cucumber, who needs a man?

I have warned my wife that I don't want to see the evil fruit around my house. In fact, to avoid any chance occurrence, I have banned European salad dishes in my house. Only African salads are allowed henceforth.

Instead of discovering cure for diseases, these small girls are busy inventing man-humiliating devices.

Cucumber is a threat to mankind!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Common Mistakes In Prayers (solat). by tjfulloption(m): 11:58am On Nov 18, 2016
masha Allah, may Allah reward you and the entire Muslim ummah. jumaat kareem

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Romance / Re: 11 Things All Girls Do After Sex But Never Admit To by tjfulloption(m): 8:13am On Nov 18, 2016
EricSmallz:
DONT even understand Anything here

haaaa! I tot it was only me ooo

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Car Talk / Re: My Car Has Been Packed For 4 Months- What To Do Before Starting It Up Again by tjfulloption(m): 6:44am On Nov 13, 2016
check the radiator water, change the engine oil and also if the battery is weak charge it, with this you can drive your car and we that have not buy car, may God Almighty give us the strength to do so. amin

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Romance / Re: How My House Maid Raped Me In The Night (pictures) by tjfulloption(m): 10:32am On Nov 12, 2016
grin that's what we called KANZO in Hausa
Davidsylva:
Did u seriously notice the similarity between ur hair and burnt rice
Romance / Re: How I Ended Up Having S*x With My Wife's Young Sister In Her House by tjfulloption(m): 9:51am On Nov 12, 2016
it beta u keep ur mouth close, and where do u think you are moving on to with her? is either she kills you, kill her sister and kill herself join. my brother let the sleeping dog lie.

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Crime / Re: Abdulkareem Tunde Abdulrahman Killed In Father’s House In Ilorin by tjfulloption(m): 3:12pm On Nov 02, 2016
‘O Allaah, forgive and have mercy upon him, excuse him and pardon him, and make honorable his reception. Expand his entry, and cleanse him with water, snow, and ice, and purify him of sin as a white robe is purified of filth. Exchange his home for a better home, and his family for a better family, and his spouse for a better spouse. Admit him into the Garden, protect him from the punishment of the grave and the torment of the Fire.’

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Politics / Re: All I Need/ask Is A Place On The Nigerian Army Front Line(photo) by tjfulloption(m): 4:38am On Oct 28, 2016
guy you are good for the job and I wish you well, but I hope you have not exceed the age limit in joining the NA? your passion for the NA shall not fade. LALASTICLALA pls do the nidful.

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Webmasters / Re: Top 10 Most Visited Websites In The World 2016 By Google by tjfulloption(m): 6:29am On Oct 25, 2016
totally disagreed, NAIRALAND.COM should be included.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: First Details Of 2017 Budget Emerges by tjfulloption(m): 6:14am On Sep 16, 2016
may this budget have a positive impact to us all.
happy birthday to me.
Romance / Re: How On Earth Is This A Pre Wedding Photo Shoot ( Pics) by tjfulloption(m): 5:31pm On Aug 16, 2016
Ori awon eleyi se wa buru bayi cheesy
Religion / Re: Northern Christians Form NNCA, As They Break Away From CAN by tjfulloption(m): 11:12pm On Aug 14, 2016
Why is everything under this administration breaking into two: NDA=RNDA, PDP=Sherrif PDP, Boko Haram= Shekau&Murbawari faction, and now the CAN=NNCA , even the IPOD Yoots i heared will soon brake into two

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Religion / Marriage And Voodoo by tjfulloption(m): 8:41pm On Aug 14, 2016
Beautiful nairalanders, please i want to know what are the Negative effects of using charms(voodoo or juju) a lady in marriage
Politics / Re: Jonathan Vs Buhari In Military Uniform, Who Rocks It Better? by tjfulloption(m): 2:16am On Jul 14, 2016
Oga jona I salute you because the uniform e fit you well well.

Politics / Re: Buhari’s Advisers To Testify Against Saraki And Ekweremadu by tjfulloption(m): 11:19am On Jun 25, 2016
this is pure executive rascality, our dear senate president saraki has no hand in this forgery case, that its an order from the leadership of 7th senate as been practice since 2003, 2007, 2011, and 2015 according to the Deputy Clark of the senate MR. Ben Efeturi. so tell me how will the 8th senate get in touch with what is yet to be given to them. this is just equivalent to waec student coming into exam hall with the exam question paper before being serve by the invigilator. pls the 8th senate knows nothing about this and should be leave alone. angry angry
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Gets Cozy With Justine Skye In The Studio by tjfulloption(m): 5:52pm On Jun 24, 2016
CallMeeTimi:
waiting for Airforce1 to get to this level

oneday oneday Airforce1 go reach that level that the likes of 2face, wiz khalifa, Kayne West, sample ekwe, Rara, Sani Danja, weird mc and the likes go dey beg him for collabo... insha Allah
Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: I Won't Step Down For Sherrif - Markafi by tjfulloption(m): 9:00am On Jun 15, 2016
in summary.

Celebrities / Re: What Is This Attractive Young Lady Scratching In Public ? [photos] by tjfulloption(m): 4:29am On Jun 14, 2016
Yoruba people call it KURUNA grin
Romance / Re: Nairaland House Party In Germany....and She Stole The Show!! ((watch Video)) by tjfulloption(m): 5:33am On Jun 07, 2016
kini gbogbo katikati yi na gan, can you just imogin? angry
Travel / Re: Engaged Man Dies In Accident In Kebbi State by tjfulloption(m): 10:48am On Jun 01, 2016
inalilahi wa ina-alaihim rajun.
Crime / Re: Graduates Rob And Rape A Woman In Lagos (photo) by tjfulloption(m): 10:06am On Jun 01, 2016
good that nemesis has caught on them, a broom stick should be inserted and remain into their phallus for 5hours each, later, get them castrated.
but does it mean that they stole all these phones from the lady?
Politics / Re: Buhari Receives South-East Group For Change by tjfulloption(m): 6:35pm On May 31, 2016
Senator Ken Nnamani is a man of good character, also Ikedi Ohakim is also an upright man whom I respect among the Igbo's nation. Ndigo Kwenu!
mark my word by 2019 5% will increase to 35%, Nigeria sai Baba.

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Politics / Re: Tambuwal Shares Keke, Pumping & Tiller Machines To Mark Democracy Day(pics) by tjfulloption(m): 8:43am On May 30, 2016
while a governor somewhere was sharing four four liters of kerosene to mark democracy day. smh

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Crime / Re: See Comments A Man Made About The Little Boy Who Was Brutalized By His Step-mum by tjfulloption(m): 10:08am On May 26, 2016
foolish Oku igbe Theophilous this is for you

Crime / Re: See Comments A Man Made About The Little Boy Who Was Brutalized By His Step-mum by tjfulloption(m): 10:06am On May 26, 2016
foolish Oku igbe Theophilous take this

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