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DeeBlacque:
Well, after me and the other 119 have resumed, I doubt our organization (The NLNG) will have more people on waiting list or other batches.

When I was asking the question, I was concerned about the 121st person., because I already knew I am among the 1st 50.. Other people may trust human beigns, but I trust God..
But then, I trust that God will have mercy on the 121st person (at least up to the 130th person), and wipe their tears too..
They have tried too..
NLNG is a good firm. I know they will consider.

artmedia:
sure safe to say ACs are over now. The real wait begins... #nerveRacking #GodSpeed

#Shalom

And thus, let the sharing begin..
Any new thing we need to know.??
..
After these 120 pple are taken, are there going to be waiting-lists and other batches.??
Any idea please.??

Oyetboy:
what's so special about the three idiots movie? everyone keeps talking about it

Just watch it.. You will confiirrmm..

okeyjames:
Lol....bruv 14 years is real o.

No be dat kind of love oo.

okeyjames:
I don't know what's going on here. Most people are looking for an avenue to insult or belittle another in the name of correction. what's the point? simple issue, someone will just write a full page insulting another. it doesn't go down well with me abeg. If you insult someone trying to correct him/her then you need to evaluate your communication skills. Going forward, please let's learn to make our point without insults. Na beg I dey beg.

A FULL PAGE OF INSULTS... I LOVE THIS GUY..

dway4ward:
First off, are you in engineering, sciences or arts? As you thinking is suspect. Can you not make informed guesses? This is an enlightened forum, don't bring tribal thinking here.
If the dry dockyard is sited in Bonny, how many ships can it service easily? You guessed it, NLNG ships solely ; not even ones from Onne port. If sited in Lagos, services thousands. Now that's an economic decision. The dockyard will be run as a revenue making entity hence needs maximum traffic to be profitable.
Please reason constructively on this thread because for one reason or the other you will be in a decision making position soon and cannot afford you spewing laced hate it tribal sentiments.

The issue now is how to make the N.D guys understand the importance of the decision.. If possible, sit with them and discuss some other alternatives on how to settle issues with them.. Maybe, a smaller branch at Bonny can settle the issue.

kaka22:
Thanks... After I collect the passport. I will confront him and let him know what he did was wrong...

He was acting on orders from above..
You have to go straight to the main oga of that branch and inquire from him, then, you can start your sparking on top of his head (at least, the oga wey u dey see) if the order is really from the toppest top, that is, Abuja main office.

IF YOU APPLY ONLINE, HOW SURE ARE YOU THAT YOU WON'T PAY EXTRA FEES AT THE IMMIGRATIONS OFFICE WEN YOU GO TO COLLECT IT.?
BY THE WAY, IF THE ONLINE OPTION IS A BETTER OPTION, I MIGHT GO FOR IT.

kinggenesis:
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and
reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can
make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship
with a LADY.

6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs #20 instead of #10.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final
expression.

9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.

10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class
but not taking the attendance.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his
parents.

15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is
having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.

17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

#Engineers_rock_joor......

Guy u no well..
Nos. 7 and 17 got me rolling on the floor

kblaze111:
guys can we confirm that ACs are officially over and the waiting game has began.

Is it confirmented.??

HungerBAD:
At the end of the day, we ordinary Nigerians are better off than these big men.

We don't owe debts, our property's are not held as collateral for loans, we make and use our money wisely.

No wonder they will kill to hold political positions, it is the only way they can pay their debts and maintain their lifestyle, which would be to loot Nigeria.

Thank God for Buhari, let us see how these thieves will pay their debts. An attempt to Okonjo Iweala's Nigeria's purse again, is a one way ticket to Kakuri prison.

Our banks are working.

Buhari is working.

All these BIG men debtors should pay up.

They either pay up, or die poor-at-heart.. These guys are just living false lives..
A debtor is the poorest living person. It's better he is dead.

Dfavouredone:
My brother if you want to give info, give; if you dont want to give, then forget. Stop the name calling and the way you wrote that your former post was like you were coding the message (from your own future colleagues in no more than six months ).

Makes me remember one of my classmate (abeg, not you o), that will always like his own classmate to be lobbying before he let out info. Me and na neva agree one day.

Abeg, nor be like that o since we will be colleagues soon.

Caveat: I wrote in Pidgin so that you will understand the tone of my msg, na joking tone o.

Fear don catch dis my guy

gretmeks:
After the AC, during the discussion, we were told we should start getting feedback in about 6-8 weeks. I don't understand this ' February date' you quote. Any ideas on resumption?

Feedback is around September/October..
Resumption is around January/February.

That is N380,060.00 excluding food and other miscellenous expenses... Ok naa.. We thank God.. That means, e no even reach N500k..
Yet, Unizik engineering graduates full every company sef dey make noise as if dey spent more dan a million while training in school

Abugab:
Rape ke?
This is a serious one oooo
With this the Egberi Papa 1 might shun US for the time being.
Just hope this is not another attempt to drag him down like most ladies do to celebrities.
But our celebrities need to be careful too
Let's see how this plays out

Did u teleport from another thread into this one.?

afolwalex20:
All dis 1 no concern me..

Nysc's pay should beta b increased as promised

For real.? To how much sef.?

We are the favoured ones..
May God almighty complete the good work He had started in us. Amen.
..
More than 34,000 were shortlisted for the first test.
About 11,000 were called for the second test.
Now.. About 600 were called for this exercise.
....
We are so grateful to God for bringing us this far.
The rest is in His hands.

scarletdp:
Then I'm sure you don't even know anything about our nicer guy, When the mails for AC stared dropping, one dude said he got the success mail after the shl but didn't get the invite for AC and in about 5mins , Nicer asked what's your email, the guy dropped it and he said "Oh I see the problem now and in few mins the guy got the mail..... Coincidence? No way in hell

Gathuso.!!!
Then, I am coming over to join him there...
February here we come.!!
I wil be among the 120 Aaamennn.

Wow... Ok ooo...
Now make I ask oo..
How did u guys deduct that the last insider information is a genuine insider.? Or abi because he said the things we wished to hear.?
Answer as quick as possible..
Your time starts now.
Oya ooo..

masagoody:
having read through all the comments in the last two pages, I can't see how the comments will affect my offer letter. therefore, you guys can continue.
#IJusDeyObserve.

Guy.. tell us how ur test went.

Me and all my family, we all hate ICAN

HE TREKKED ON POORLY DONE ROADS - AND THAT'S THE RESULT.
...
But then, de guy is dirty. His bed is dirty. His room is dirty. Everything around him is dirty.

p4all:
I don't have time for arguments. my friend was also scheduled for 31st. They sent him another mail and he did on 28th. AC finished yesterday take it or leave it. Bye till offer letter.

So, to be on the safer side, let us assume that it will end Friday..

GUYS.. I SMELL VICTORYYYYY ✌

scarletdp:
If it was God preserved, then there is no way they will be denied.

Well.. May God help us all..
Now.. I am not being pessimistic...
But I want to know more about how their waiting lists work.
Do they apply the waiting list theory to G.T recruitment too.?
Or only to experienced hires.?

DeeBlacque:
Inasmuch as I quite understand your opinion on the issue, I think you're somewhat as guilty for the offence you're accusing the gentleman of, though in a different context this time. "lack tact and decorum"; "business saavy of a garage tout"; "disgraceful and I wouldnt trust u as far as I can throw u"... these were expressions that obviously indicated your crossing the border line, taking due consideration of the CSR (Consideration, Sensitivity and Respect) doctrine. Howbeit, you've got your reasons for being so "straight" and I totally respect that. But in my opinion like I said, the "straightness" could have been coined in more subtle terms. As we move on, even after the conclusion of the NLNG recruitment process, we must at all times consider the very essence of emotional intelligence in our dealings with people, be us on the same side of the divide or not. If you must criticize, do so constructively, without resorting to slandering or character assassination.

Having said all that, remember... the mirror is where that beautiful face has been hiding all along.
Now, look into the mirror and tell me what you see is beautiful

#AllIsWell #Ubuntu #IAmBecauseWeAre

The reason he was being so "straight" can be easily deduced.
He was at Jurus' preparatory exercise, and to him, it was not bad.
And here, someone came late and was using a different marketing technique (which to me can be seen as "last bullet approach" ), but the commenter took offence in the sense that Jurus' marketing approach made more sense to him..

But the truth is, if this guy happened to be here around middle of May, the same commenter wouldn't have minded combining both Jurus' exercises and the guy's advertised preparations, no matter the approach he used.
Note: MY USE OF THE WORD "JURUS" WAS DELIBERATE.. THANKS.. ..

scarletdp:
You just dey worry yourself on "what has always been, what will be and what will always be"

If you were asked, Do you think NLNG has been run all these years by the best of the best, hence their sustainable development?

If your answer is yes, then you should understand that there must be something working with this their zoning process and take a Chill pill.. Hehehe

Well.. Let me beleive that the zoning is perfectly unbiased.., although, some better candidates in other zones would be denied their God-preserved opportunities.

Empress2014:
all of them no well.....immature women,one of them can't just keep quiet,they keep saying trash for the whole world to see

If instagram is dis open, den, I think I'm not going to subscribe to it yet.

SimpleVili:
Op u serious so? I was expecting to see him eat frog

Or Chinese worms..

I personally hate this kind of stupid celebration..
Come to think of it, when should one celebrate.? After writing his last paper.? Or after defending his project.??

Ok naaa.. No wahalla..
The next thing is to save a copy of this and cram it off-heart, so that, whenever Police or FRSC stops me and talk nonsense wey no dey for the rule, we go argue am well well

prettyjo:
wooow its my birthday again.



I just celebrated my graduation on Friday,and today, am celebrating my birthday.##so much blessings this month##.


As you celebrate with me ,I pray that all your daysis shall be elongated and we shall live like Methuselah.I also ask for more blessings cos I know that more will definitely come.

Happy birthday!!! super Leo.

Happy Birthday D-Lady...
Woowww..!!
You are now a graduate..
That's good news my dear..