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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 3:16pm On Jul 25, 2015
scarletdp:
In other news. Who's that nocturnal in NLNG that credited my account around 11.30pm last night?
U mean the reimbursement.?? The nocturnal "creditor" is supposed to be a bank worker, and not an NLNG Staff..
Gaming › Re: Remember This MORTAL KOMBAT Game.?? by tk4rd(op): 8:57am On Jul 25, 2015
ladokuntlad:
stil play it on mai Tab. using ps3 pad
Chaii..!! You must be very addicted to it by now..
Gaming › Re: Remember This MORTAL KOMBAT Game.?? by tk4rd(op): 4:07pm On Jul 24, 2015
ladokuntlad:
Brutalities:
Rain: Press X(2), B, C, Z, B, C, Z, B, X, A.
Reptile: Press X, B, Z(2), B, X, A, C(2), B(2), A.
Stryker: Press X, A, Z, C, X, A, C, Z, X, C(2).
Jax: Press X(3), B, A, X(3), B, A, X.
Night Wolf: Press X(2), Z, C(2), B(2), A(2), X, Z.
Jade: Press X, C, X, A, Z(2), C, B(3), X, Z.
Noob Saibot: Press X, C, A, B, C, Z, X, A, B, C, Z, X.
Kung Lao: Press X, A, C, Z, B, X, A, C, Z, B, X.
Masked Sub Zero: Press X, A, X, B, C(2), Z(2), A, X, A.
Human Sub Zero: Press X, C, Z, A, X, Z(2), X(2), A, X.
Mileena: Press X, A(2), X, B, Z, C, Z, B, X, A.
Kano: Press X, A, B, A, X, B, Z, C, B, Z, C, Z.
Sonya: Press X, C, B, X, C, B, X, A, B, Z, C.
Sektor: Press X(2), B, Z, B, C, B, A, B, X, B.
Kitana: Press X(2), B, Z, B, C, B, A, B, X, B.
Ermac: Press X(2), A, B, Z, C, B, X, A, C, Z.
Scorpion: Press X(2), B, Z(2), C, Z(2), X(2), A, X.
Cyrax: Press X, Z, X, Z, Z, X, Z, X, Z, C, A, A.
Shang Tsung: Press X, B(3), C, X, A(2), B(3).
Liu Kang: Press X, A, X, B, C, Z, C, Z(2), A(2), X.
Human Smoke: Press X(2), B, C, Z, X, Z, X, Z, A, C.
Robot Smoke: Press X, C(3), Z(2), B(2), A(3), X, B(2).
Sindel: Press X, B, C, B, C, Z, B, Z, C, B, A.
Kabal: Press X, B, C(3), Z, A(3), X, A(2). For dose wu still needs it
Ooohh Boyy..!!! You Still remembered all these.?? Or abi u still dey play de game.??
Gaming › Re: Remember This MORTAL KOMBAT Game.?? by tk4rd(op): 6:11pm On Jul 23, 2015
ladokuntlad:
subzero unmasked and cyraz are d guru in dat.
u fit see 16 hit combo from sub zero
Jeezzzz.!!! How was dat possible.?? Tell me please.. I mean, subzero-unmasked and Cyrax..
I used to get 10hits from Kabal. Only 33% damage.. 10hits from Jax.. 45% damage.. 9hits from Liu-kang.. 32% damage.. But for Cyrax, only the XXZXZ(Bck)Z I dey do
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 10:45am On Jul 23, 2015
princewealth:
Going in, please don't forget to say a word or two on my favor to Baba God.

I'm I prepared? I think, I believe.

is my preparation good enough?
only favor can see me through.

looking at presidential from my hotel room.

you can't bet the Presidential treatment ahead.

the best achievement for you today is.
pray for my success.

Good morning Nigeria.
I smell fear in your post..
Excess fear for that matter..
Are you sure you are psychologically prepared for today.??
By the way, tell us how it went..
Gaming › Re: Remember This MORTAL KOMBAT Game.?? by tk4rd(op): 10:01am On Jul 23, 2015
Jaymaestro:
fine game .very addictive . Practically , I used all characters to an optimum excluded the cheats Rain and Noob . Hardly used special attacks except when necessary ` Just combos .
You are the game master jarre.. U hated the cheaters.. Aahahahahahaaa.. No wonder u were addicted... You must be among those players that would combine combo for ground, jump up and beat de opponent for up, come down and continue beating the opponent.. Total of 13-Hits, 53% damage..
Jokes Etc › Re: Not Only Girls Dey Form. Guys Dey Form Too. by tk4rd(op): 9:50am On Jul 23, 2015
Lilyomi:
U cud av offered to get her fud for her.
Na Forming things naa.. And as he dey woo the babe, he was busy saying sweet-nothings, and forgot to be a helping gentleman
Jokes Etc › Not Only Girls Dey Form. Guys Dey Form Too. by tk4rd(op):
**Copied From Facebook..
...
Guys.,, don't behave Iike dis...
..
I went to a child dedication reception last Sunday.
As a guy-man that I had always being, I decided to sit close to one beautiful and charming young girl I met there... I started by introducing myself to her and trying all that I could to get her attention.
Still on the matter, the MC announced that it was time for refreshment, that we should queue up to the buffet and demand any meal of our choice.
To maintain my big-boy level, I pretended as if I didn’t hear the MC, even though I was seriously hungry. I kept toasting the girl and as well praying in my mind that she should go for the food first so that I can join later.
Thirty minutes passed and she was still not showing concern about the food.
What threw me off-balance was when the guy close to me came back with a plate of fried rice with big chicken garnished with salad. The aroma was everywhere but I still pretended like I don’t care.
Before I know it o o, a handsome guy came with a plate of fish pepper soup and gave it to the girl. I asked the girl who the guy was and she said he is her Fiancé.
My eyes cleared immediately.
I rushed to get mine but the queue was a bit long, but as a guy-man, I meandered to the front.
There was no plate again to serve food. I looked by the corner and saw plenty people struggling just to get dirty plate they will wash so that they can be served with it.
I wanted to give up but the aroma of the food can’t just let me be coupled with the level of hunger in me.
I swallowed my bigboyism and rushed to get a dirty plate but to my greatest surprise, there was no dirty plate again.
“My enemies will never succeed”, I said to myself.
As I was there thinking of what to do, I saw a small boy coming with a heap of dirty plates. I positioned myself well so that I will be the first person to collect... Before he could drop the dirty plates, I grabbed one and washed it very fast not sending anyone.
On reaching the bufet to get my own food, I started hearing another supper story. That the food has finished.
At this time, I became frustrated.
As I bend down to drop the plate, I saw a covered plate under the buffet table. As a fast-guy that I am, I cornered the plate one side. As I opened the food for me to download it, my head sparked. The food had been eaten half way by someone else. I wanted to dump the food but the remaining meat there was tempting me badly.
I decided to weigh the environment and check if anyone was looking at me before I eat the food. I looked at my right where my seat was and I saw the beautiful girl laughing uncontrollably at me... I was pissed off and felt like a monkey wearing suit.
For the second time, I swallowed my shame and started eating the meat.
As I raised my head up again, I saw the camera-man not so far away, with his camera pointed at me.
I fainted...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 6:49am On Jul 22, 2015
Delgado47:
I dont know what you stand to gain by lying. I myself know someone (a very close "was my roommate in final year" friend) that just came back from paris having completed his msc in petroleum engr, knows Babs on a "i'm the son of your close padi" basis, that asked Babs, not to give him employment, but to give him a slot at the AC where he can compete on "level ground" with us, and the MDs response was "he can't do it even for his own child"..to show you how hard it is to influence this process unduely.
You are here yarning dust how somebody retired and put NLNG in his will for his kids.
I no dey comment, but this lie vex me, like what do u wanna achieve fam??
Thanks for the good news bro..
I am now Liking NLNG more and more..
The integrity inside that place na "CONFIRRMEDD"..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 5:39pm On Jul 21, 2015
freaknik:
its ok sir..i understand. I was thinking you said it was not possible at all.

my 'candidate's" father retired from NLNG, his elder brothers (2) are also in NLNG.
So,, NLNG is their family business.?? And Hey, the guy don enter be that too.?
Ok naa.. By their three same surnames,, I can fish them out myself when I enter there. (And I go confirm this gossip by trying to find out if such surname retired sometime ago)
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 5:31pm On Jul 21, 2015
mertconsulting:
"Results/scores of an Assessment centre should/must be exclusively from the Assessment centre" -MertConsulting

However, recruitment, final selection and/or offer of employment can/will be made by taking into consideration many variables ranging from age, course of study, sex, nationality, state of origin and sometimes even religion, depending on the employer and her preferences.

For NigeriaLNG with her mission statement of helping to build a better Nigeria, you would expect things like -federal Character/Quota system to help encourage unity, meritocracy to ensure sustainable development of the company and her persons, excellence and care to sustain positive public imaging and openness where candidates can ask for information about the process.

Summarily, in our view, the outcome of this assessment centre will definitely be the top priority in making selection before other parameters are utilized. In the end, every candidate who did well (to NLNG standard) at the Assessment centre most likely will have a chance to work with the company. There may be something like a waiting list to accommodate candidates in the nearest future as the company is growing.


We at MertConsulting wish every candidate success at this Recruitment campaign and we look forward to a professional business relationship with you and your company in the nearest future.


Go and Excel!!!

Warm Regards,

Training and Personnel development Team.

MertConsulting..........
Your words are encouraging..
Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 5:17pm On Jul 21, 2015
MarvellousGod:
Hi,
When you scroll to nlng thread, just click on that 'new' icon beside the topic. It's in a coloured rectangle. .. . It will take you to the last page you were the last time you visited. . This applies to every topic you follow. . If the icon isn't there, then no new comments since you last visited. ..

Cheers. ..
Thanks.. I have seen it.. Wooww
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 9:55am On Jul 21, 2015
enito:
PWC guys......nawa for una......they really flooded the recruitment......... smiley
YOU MEAN,, THOSE GUYS THAT AUDITED NNPC ACCOUNTS.?? HEHEHEHE
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 9:46am On Jul 21, 2015
NPComplete:
There is a "follow" link, u know.
Somehow,, the topics I am following don reach 13,596.. (including ones I no even know de time I started following them).. And wen I scroll to the "nlng" thread and click on it,, it will take me to the zero-page of the thread..
So, I prefer bookmarking.. It wil take me to the exact page where I stopped reading., even if I had forgotten the page number.. (145 or 146 or so)
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd:
okeyjames:
Me on nairaland these days: visits the website, click followed topics, check Nlng thread, read till the last letter, comment where necessary, close the website. wink
Haahahahahahahaaaa.. I no more go to Romance Section dese days.. I've even forgotten their names over there.. All I do these days is just to glance over de topics that made front-page, click the ones that are news items, glance over them; then, click on my bookmark, select nlng thread, read to the last post, comment where necessary, bookmark the current last page, remove the old bookmarked page, and exit..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 8:33am On Jul 21, 2015
ladyF:
wow and I'm complaining when we were about 3 females on my own floor. cry

But we shouldn't say this recruitment has been strictly on merit. Someone who scored higher than me in the SHL from another state of origin that didn't make it to the AC may exist. All I'm saying is since they are already awarding based on state of origin, they can as well extend it to gender... Even GEJ used that as part of his achievements during his campaign.
It is called Gender Consideration, or Gender Accommodation.. (More or less, Gender Partiality).. If it were to be pure equality, then, both gender should be judged with equal amount of strictness..
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Responds To D’banj’s Dedication Of His MAMA Award To Him by tk4rd: 8:13pm On Jul 20, 2015
Ok
Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala Denied Presenting "GEJ Corruption" Document To Buhari by tk4rd: 7:59pm On Jul 20, 2015
kelechiodo:
Former Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala has denied reports that she has presented a document containing former President, Goodluck Jonathan’s alleged corrupt deals to President Muhammadu Buhari.

Okonjo-Iweala, speaking through her media aide, Paul Nwabuikwu, stated that the story was created to make her regret working for Nigeria. This was contained in a statement released by Nwabuikwu on the ex-minister’s behalf.
It reads in part:

“Recent reports that former Minister of Finance, Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala has handed over a “dossier of corrupt deals” perpetrated by the Jonathan administration to President Buhari is completely false and without foundation.”

“This sponsored lie is part of the political attack by the pay masters against Dr Okonjo-Iweala. These attacks will continue given that these individuals are bent on a political and personal vendetta against her.”

“Why are they angry? It is simply because she tried to bring integrity and transparency to the management of Nigeria’s public finances which obviously did not suit their interests.

“But the lies will never stop Okonjo-Iweala from loving her country or make her regret serving it, not once but twice. As always, we are confident that the truth shall prevail.”

http://pulse.ng/politics/okonjo-iweala-ex-minister-denies-giving-buhari-report-on-jonathan-s-corrupt-deals-id3991475.html
I saw the headline of that report.. It was carried by Sahara Reporters. .. I didn't even read it.. Sahara Reporters news are always mostly fake news
Christianity Etc › Re: To Those With Spiritual Husbands/wives by tk4rd: 11:18am On Jul 19, 2015
God has the final say in our lives
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 4:59pm On Jul 16, 2015
prelinctus:
Read pages 142 and 143 of this thread carefully.
They are just projections and possible guesses.. They are not certain..
Education › Re: Twitter Reacts To New JAMB Cutoff Marks by tk4rd: 8:50am On Jul 16, 2015
Those early days, even up till 2006, JAMB used to be of high standards.
What is happening these days.??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 8:37am On Jul 16, 2015
prelinctus:
Okay then, keep giving yourself high hopes. When you get heart attack in October , don't say I didn't warn you.
HOW DID YOU GUYS EVEN ARRIVE AT THIS OCTOBER STUFFS.??
Politics › Re: RIVERS ELECTION: TRIBUNAL DISGRACED DAWARI, ODILI …Declares PDP winner by tk4rd: 5:32am On Jul 15, 2015
God help us
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 9:22pm On Jul 14, 2015
kblaze111:
LOL,
I have done my best, infact I couldnt have done any better but when I think of the caliber of the present competition (fellow applicants) especially those on my group/day, "afraid they catch me".
hmnn, if you see smart, brilliant chaps from all the best schools in uk on all d top scholarships (shell, mobil, nlng etc). no one needs to tell you to pray.

infact I have prayed, vowed, prayed, sowed seed, asked my pastor to pray, vowed again and again, it almost looks like am trying to bribe God.

@tk4rd. you want make i pray harder, the next thing is dry fasting oh
hehheheh
dry fasting till NLNG sends the reply
My Broda,, any thing for NLNG,, I go do..
I keep telling mysef, "Bonny Island.., I'm coming for you.. NLNG,, wait for us, we are coming".. And it will happen by God's Grace..
As for the high capacity brains,, "we are all gonna be colleagues in a matter of months from now"
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 9:15pm On Jul 14, 2015
CHM11:
Very funny
But it's true naa..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 6:52pm On Jul 14, 2015
brightsparks:
I want to know if the AC in abuja and lagos where the same, since everybody is on a lowkey. Why is everyone mute about this AC sef? I go spill my beans ohh...
It's no more necessary.. Spill or No-spill, it's just useless.. What they want is the true personality inside your true person, and not Just "Answers"..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 6:39pm On Jul 14, 2015
okeyjames:
;DWhat does it cost you to think positively? absolutely nothing!!!!! But you chose negativity....Change. I don't think that's the reason. Don't put fear in people's mind.....lol
Heheheheheheee.. Make de guy pray harder naa
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 6:37pm On Jul 14, 2015
chuqqym:
I believe within the 1st week of September, we would know where we stand in this recruitment. Fingers-crossed.
Or maybe next year.?? September is too early naa
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 6:25pm On Jul 14, 2015
kblaze111:
I received my transportation allowance
the next week monday after doing my assessment on a tuesday.

May it be the beginning of many more NLNG alerts

@NLNG, just continue with that my GTBank acct, hr recruitment team should just transfer d details to Hr payroll.
grin grin grin
**Just thinking aloud though..** "But what if it happens that those they have refunded are those they have to discontinue with.?? That is, "OUR BUSINESS WITH YOU ENDS HERE."??"
Gaming › Re: Remember This MORTAL KOMBAT Game.?? by tk4rd(op): 6:10pm On Jul 14, 2015
Lalasticlala: ... Cc Ishilove cheesy cheesy
Gaming › Re: Remember This MORTAL KOMBAT Game.?? by tk4rd(op): 2:43pm On Jul 11, 2015
jamex93:
BABALITY

Jaks
Subzero
Goro
Luken



I no fit crack my brain pass this one abeg
Those days were fun.. Thumbs turn red after combining the Combos and Brutalities
Gaming › Re: Remember This MORTAL KOMBAT Game.?? by tk4rd(op): 2:38pm On Jul 11, 2015
londongal03:
Finish Introvert!....I Drink straight from the bottle so put the glass away.
Nothing concerns Introvert with this thread naa.. This thread may not even reach fp to start with

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