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lordthree:
she has helped me through a lot and i always ask her for advice when i have problems with my girlfriend she has been a good friend why her behavior now confuses me

She started loving u for real at some point, and she never realised all these while..
Maybe she had been afraid of letting u knw about it, or that she was thinking that she was not ready to date you all the while..
As for you, you have now discovered that she has feelings for u. It is left for u to tell her that u can't date her, and let her see ur reasons clearly.
Unless u have a thing for her too, then, u can go on.. But mind u, the babe u broke up with can come back anytime., and u won't forgive urself if u still love her and yet moved on wit another babe so fast

My Brother, that is eeeehn..

lolaxavier:
Now the ladies are speechless...

TheOtherview:
The devil is in the detail, as they say



Source

EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT NIGERIA IS SO STúPID AND SILLY.
I JUST NEED TO RELOCATE FROM THIS COUNTRY

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Binotinto:
According to Punch, Seven year old Iretioluwa is like every other children, but what makes her different is her spiritual proclamations, which makes her an extra-human being. When Punch was invited by her parents saying “our daughter wants you”. It was like a call not too clear. But upon enquiry made by the editor of Punch, it was discovered that it was not just a call but a diving call that requires a diving response.

Ireti-Oluwa has become a friend of Jesus Christ upon whom she resides and proclaim messages for the world.“Most times Jesus Christ appears to her and tells her lots of things especially hidden things which He (Jesus) wants us to know” declares the mother.“But the most shocking of all she has been told is about men of God whom we reverence in this country and she told us to look for a Christian newspaper. In fact, she wrote the name of your magazine and we started looking for it” – the father cuts in.

We were ushered into the spacious living room of the Ifedayos when Iretioluwa was taking her breakfast. We waited for her to finish and we settled down for the business of the day. Iretioluwa, a primary three pupil was so bold as she declared what she said was told her by Jesus Christ.

According to her, my Lord and saviour saidi should declare to Pastor Adeboye of the Redeemed Christian Church of God that he cannot make heaven. Though he started very well in spite of his works, he has compromised.

“He has missed me a long time ago. I am only honouring my name in his life. He no longer has a place in me. Tell him to go back to his first love and drop every load of compromise he is carrying.

“Tell David Oyedepo that his hands are soiled with human blood. His name is not in the book of life. He has missed it a long time ago. Tell him what will profit him if he gains the whole world and end in Hell fire.

David Olukoya of Mountain of fire and miracles is encouraging evil and doesn’t want to repent. Tell him to stop living a double life. He knows the stones in his hands, tell him to drop them if he MUST enter heaven, he has to live a complete life of holiness.

Ayo Oritsejafor is not my servant. He has gone astray in the pursuit of fame, power, money. Warning to repent before he ends where his boss his.

T.B. Joshua is an advocate of Satan in Nigeria, he has sold his soul to the devil and he knows hell is awaiting him.

Christ Oyakhilome made a vow to Satan and he has succeeded to win souls for Satan. He is the front runner of the new age teachings in the world.

Many pastors that hoist flags of different churches know why they are doing so. Beware of such gathering.
Evil altar has reached an alarming rate in Nigeria.


http://www.naijaurban.com/top-nigerian-pastors-candidates-hell-fire-7rys-old-girl/

SHE JUST MENTIONED ALL THE POPULAR PASTORS IN NIGERIA.
THAT MEANS, NON-POPULAR PASTORS ARE IN HEAVEN ALREADY

Misogynist2014:
Help move this thread to lalasticlala .

Aaaahahahahahahahahahaahaha... So, Lalasticlala has now become the name of the prestigious mansion.?

Answer these questions..

1. You happened to buy three sealed cartons of indomie from the market and carried them home.
Then, one day like that, when the first carton finished, you opened the cellotape-sealing on the second carton to collect some indomie, but lo and behold, it was stacked full with bundles of N1,000 notes. And the first good thing that came to your good mind was "Return it.. Return this money.. They owner might be looking for it..."... So tell me.. To who do u return the money.??

2. You happened to be an innocent seller in the market. And one day, an unidentified customer returned a carton of indomie back to you and started explaining that he/she was supposed to buy indomie but you gave him/her a carton stacked full with bundles of N1,000 notes., and that he/she was returning your money back to you.. What would you do at that point.?

doug:
You have a point there all am saying is that some people do right just because it is right. Mind you we seem to have more moralist these days that even Christians or muslims

You have a point too.. But dat doesn't make my point wrong. That doesn't make my analysis wrong either

doug:
Criminals trying to analyze good behaviours, shameful. If we ask now you will shout that corruption is killing Nigeria and yet you believe only fear can make men do good.

Most men are avoiding evil, not because it is evil, but because of the fear of what might come after the evil, or for the fear of hell... So, what are u saying.? Can the lady that returned N12m swear that she had not taken small money like N1,200 that is not hers.?? She was afraid of the big money jarre.. Stop calling me a criminal for saying my mind..
If you think you are a saint,, then post the picture of heaven for me, make I follow u see am.

fatdon2:
Josephine Agwu recently went viral after she returned N12m to the owner at the Murtala Mohammed Int Airport, Lagos. The Lagos State House of Assembly plans to honor her soon. According to reports, Josephine earns N7,500 monthly.



www.lailasblog.com/2015/02/photo-meet-josephine-agwu-lagos-airport.html?m=1

N7,500 monthly.? So poor for an airport cleaner.. Wow.. She got so terrified and afraid of such amount of money.. She had to return it

terza:
Out of pressure, i had to go see this movie, when I came out I was like "thank God its just a movie". Not all movies have a good moral lessons and happy ending and believe me those kinda movies are what brings you closer to the realities in our world. Take heart op the worst is yet to come

Things like that do happen in real-life too.. The movie was just trying to depict the violent type of love that people exhibit and see as normal.. They left the movie without a happy end so that the viewers won't be any biased in judging such kind of violent influential love.

soldierdollar:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-vcX3fCEuV6Y/VOyG0dZy3wI/AAAAAAAAAps/h4jsgux1TBc/s1600/ebonyi.jpg[/img]

Abakaliki is in chaos after unknown men burnt down the Ebonyi state House of Assembly complex to the ground in the early hours of today.

The fire started in the Accounts department and spread to the media section of the Assembly complex.

The fire according to a source, destroyed some property including sensitive documents of the House. there is however suspicion of foul play as the state accountant general is gearing up for some external forensic auditing before the incident occurred this morning

As at the time of this report, policemen with Amoured Personnel Carrier, APC were seen stationed at the gate of the Assembly complex as journalists and other workers were not allowed into the complex.

SOURCE: http://www.latestnaijabeats.com/2015/02/editorial-picture-of-ebonyi-house-of.html

Am waiting for somebody to blame this on President Goodluck Jonathan

menesheh:
Lies and propaganda

Forseen near future (probably before 28 march) where every sane Nigerian both educated and uneducated will be fully aware that all these silly lies are propaganda and desperation for power by same old people using the slogan

#Change

Am still questioning the plausibility of the existence of any certificate cus if there was any, he supposed to have dog out one all these while.


The Court case was rescheduled for final verdit on 18th march, one question that comes to mind is "what do you feel will happen if he(Buhari) is later finally disqualify from running for the office of the President"

If he gets disqualified, many APC supporters would then wake up and go for an Appeal. They won't vote in the elections. And they would blame the court and PDP.. Then the whole "Dogs and Baboons Bloods" drama would start even before the elections.... All these things would be averted only if somebody showed his certificate.

May God Forgive me oo.. I am busy looking at de lady's hips oo.. I no even read de post

Kachisbarbie:
See as girls dey mumu?

If it were two girls fighting, lemme hear that a homeboy would stick out his neck and become involved in petty talk.


Imagine placing herself on the sales rack @can you afford a girl like me?
Only classless girls say that shii

She is targetting Tania.. If Tania even as simply as sneezes, she wil forget wizzy and face Tania

texybaby:
Lwkmd ahhhh sorry ooo op...but It won't b out of place to say that person is a guy using female moniker.....thats wat is reigning abiiii..very funny...keep trying shaaaa.....good luck..

Unto Mugu thingss..

She will love u more after seeing dis thread.?? Answer me.

cokacoola:
but am serious on this i would have mention her moniker but thats childish

She knws dat u are de one already, moniker or no moniker

"He was consequently detained by EFCC for a period of 19 days before being released by EFCC when they had interviewed the customers the loans were actually granted to"........ That was the part that got my attention.

AlpineSnow:
Thanks. I guess you might say I'm literary inclined. My mom was a librarian/teacher and that's how my interest in literature began. Yeah, I'm definitely going to wait till you folks sort out this election thing. And I'm definitely not going to Maidaguri.

U said u are from where.??
I am nt going to buy that lie jarre.
U are a nigerian. Haba.

Judechukwu5n:
1.Think big
2.Find what you love to do and do it well
3.Learn how to balance life
4.Do not be afraid of failure; failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently and to discover new ideas
5.Introduced new ideas
6.Have a resolution to succeed
7.Be a man of action and sincerity
8.Believe in your capacity to succeed
9.Know your limits
10.Don't let discouragement stop you from succeding
11.Work very hard
12.Avoid comparing yourself with others
13.Don't just dream but make it happen

That's nice.
Hoping it pays really soon

crazysaint:
1. When a boy says sorry even though he didn't do anything wrong.

2. When he cries because he still love you or miss you.

3. When he still tries to get you back.

4. When he still love you, no matter how much you hurt him

5. When he stops his argument with you, just to save his relationship.

6. When he continously make you feel special and tries to make u happy.

7. When a boy is upset but doesn't tell you as he think he is annoying you.

8. When a boy wants to leave you, because of your rude behaviour, but he is not able to do.
Dont let him because you'l never find someone like that ever again.

Trust me!

Sharrapp.... Such guys full everywhere.. Dem plentyyy...

obailala:
The Agric minister happens to be the only shining light in the entire Gej's cabinet.

We need more people like him in the Cabinet

babs01:
Buhari no get money but him wife get so what?

Are they not living in peace.? Why the seperate dealings.?

BUT SHE IS NOT A NAIRALANDER....
SO, CASE CLOSED

klassiquette:
Read it in context by map I meant direction not a literal map please

The question needed a simple literal answer and not a contextual answer.. So, u still failed

shadowgwalker:
no! and you?

At-all at-all

shadowgwalker:
oh yes!yes!!yes!!! yey!!!!yes oh!
I'm a male
light -dark in complexion
tall and mighty in my both heights
speak English, German and Hausa
I'm from west Africa
I hate smoking and drinking and womanizing
I fear God
I like you
I'm a school drop out with 2.1 and working with **** bank as the head of i-t
I luv mathematics and physics more than buhari and apc
I sabi dance well well, especially breakdance




to know more please kwantac my whatsapp or bbm...
thanks! muaaaaa!!!!

U must be very borriinng in real-life

Zohan:
The mumu knew the crime scene na. Ok op i have a question for you.
You need to measure one gallon of oil Out of a barrel but you only have a three gallon container and a five gallon container. How do you do it?

Fill up the 3-gallon container, and empty it into the 5-gallon container.. Then, fill up the 3-gallon container again and top off the 5-gallon container wit it.. You will have 1-gallon of oil remaining in the 3-gallon container.

dharyour93:
[size=14pt]HOW DID HE KNOW THE CRIME SCENE?[/size]

I use this technique to get the truth out of people a lot.

plss elaborate more on how to use dat technique on pple.

klassiquette:
He knows the crime scene without a map

Map.?? Wetin concern map for dis matter.?? U failed it jarre.

I need to Marry u as soon as possible.. Don't tell me dat u are taken oo.. (If so,, den, I don dey jealous somebody seriously)