₦airaland Forum

NoFavors:
That's why you will never get that boy

See Vex.!!

BigSarah:
He Prolly sent that cos he wanted to knoW who I'm

Then why exactly are you hiding yur identity from him.??
You want him so much and at the same time you don't want him to know you.??
This case is so complicated.

DISCIPLINE..

fastgyal:
The men who wrecked these boobs have no mercy

NOT MEN.. BUT GRAVITY

So,, by finding a boyfriend, she don find work.?? Salary ke..

jashar:
Guy, leave story. That's why I added the 2nd paragraph anyway ...

I don't know why this guy is trying to be right on all sides..
He brought a case to the table,, people started suggesting,, and he is defending the same case again.

QuietHammer:
She knows I don't have one. I know she'll feel very bad if I tell her to stop. She does it with a passion.

You don't have a girlfriend and you are not attracted to this lady who is into you with all passion.??
My guy,, do you really love ladies.??
I don't think you do oo..
I am somehow confused here.

If 9ice sue this guy for performing his song,, he would be bastardly rich

This is why I don't do "Best Friends"..
U can imagine someone boasting with "having all my life secrets"..
Meehn.!!

adajoe555:
which girl will do that, just visiting for the first time then sex?

I wonder

It happens.. So chill..

R2bees:
you mean bags of rice?

You are a manifested definition of "Monitoring Spirit"

mdokaba1:
It was a very stressful week for me as it involved lots of travels and all. So its a Saturday and I was paid for a project I did for the month past.

Going by my tired nature, I knew deep down me that there was no way I could have made it to church the next day and I was hell bent on paying my tithe because of the inherent blessings therein and the last thing on my mind would be to give it to my nebor to pay it for me. (The guy broke and besides I didn't want him to start calculating my take-home (Na sharp man). And I knew deep down that if I keep the money till the next time I would be in church, I was sure I would spend it. (God have mercy on me sha)

So I decided even before getting home to package my tithe and while in the market on a shopping spree I package my tithe and dropped it in the plate of an old beggar. (A mulsim beggar precisely)

Instantly, I saw 50 shades of shocks on her face as she looked at me for a few seconds and I could read her facials more like "For this Buharia?" Lols. And before I disappeared into the crowd, I could see/read her lips mutter prayers pointing towards me. And deep down, I felt blessed and fulfilled.

But was I wrong to have given my 10percent to a beggar instead of to the alter?

Opinions please.

It's like I missed something or what.??
Please come again..
What again was the reason that made you decide not to go to church the next day.?? (because you were not "tired" to go for shopping spree.. So,, how come the "tired nature" when it concerns church.??)

This is wat we call "BLOOMM"

OneLazyGirl:
I already have a boyfriend = no vacancy, move along.

Why not tell him "No Vacancy" direct naa.?? E no clear to my eyes oo..

damjane:
it simply means that you came late.

Na waa ooo. Just like that.?

MaritzaNL:
Not that am rejecting them, I just can't date many guys at same time, its freaking stressful and tiring and I don't fathom double dating.

Sure.. You are just letting the guy know that "double dating" is a big problem to you,, and you can't just cope..
I am now even understanding the main topic better

MaritzaNL:
When the relationship is over with the boyfriend, then he has a chance, I don't cheat. One boyfriend at a time.

That's all I needed to know..
At least, that is not a rejection..

dingbang:
a lady can't love every guy that asks her out na

Yess naaa.. But she can deliberately end the relationship with the first guy if she likes the second guy better

MaritzaNL:
If I tell a guy that, it means am automatically moving him to friendzone, there are no two ways about it.

And he can never ever get out of there into the love zone.??

Someone once told me that,, When a lady tells you "I already have a boyfriend",, it is not rejection.. Rather,, she is just letting you know her problems.
...
Now,, I dey ask the ladies in the house..
Is it True.??

senier007:
They don't have bein 11-13 which aired in English
For now it's only Arabic dominated bein

They should try and include them naa.

THEY SELL THEM OFF LATER.??

Spacitto est la booké

DieBuhari:
Very poor pitch. Shame on the governor

Rojenny Stadium is not Government Managed.. Why are you saying "shame on the governor".??

He still walks under this hat.??

Explorers:
Everything bro

Equivalent to....
Jack of All Trade..
Master of None.

Americans think more about the people.. Nigerians think more about what.??

Mynd44:
Shows how much you know. When the rains come, most of these nomads go up north due to the return of vegetation up north and the presence of tsetseflies down south and with the herdsmen, the criminals among them hiding and disguising as herdsmen move.

The struggle between herdsmen and farmers can only be solved when herdsmen are able to source for food without going far away. Which was why Audu Ogbeh suggested importing high quality grasses which can survive the dry season up north which prevents herdsmen from going south to bother farmers or even farmers in the north.

Putting cattle in ranches is just going to cause meat scarcity in Nigerian. Ranch them up north, no food for 6 months each year.

Ranch them in the south, tsetsefly kills substantial amounts of them. Only solution is alternative feeding
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If I understand you well,, you are saying that the herdsmen killings will resume again during the dry season.??

Florblu:
The babe must be queen Elizabeth's daughter

And which church gave a Devil a post?

I can bet my fingernails..
The lady is just a normal ugly kezaiah.

nochio:
She's talking about her eye brow not the hair on her head.

The Lady in the picture was preaching to other Ladies about natural eye brows.
Now,, the Ladies are trying to remind her that being natural is not only about eye brows...
Thus,, they want to let her know that she is not different from the other fake-ass Ladies..

And her hair is "Natural God Given" Hair.??
Because she rocks natural eye brows with her dyed hair,, she thinks she is qualified to preach natural beauty

tbagjames:
The 5 is without a corresponding 7

Please bro,, was that actually supposed to be a "5".??
Then,, it's one hell of a sick crippled 5.