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Don't worry Omo-Baby...
You will be featured in the Part-2 of "Zuckerberg In Lagos", since them don already release the Part-1 without you inside am..
(They may decide to call this Part-2 "Zuckerberg in Abuja", or "Zuckerberg Vs Jidenna", or even "Zuckerberg And Omotola" ).
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See thread of Part-1 here by-the-way..
www.nairaland.com/3328241/new-movie-zuckerberg-lagos

ladyF:
Lol

Baby just call Lalasticlala to come and see what these guys are making Kenyans prophets and prophetesses

Zuckerberg was still in Nigeria around the time they released this movie..
Immortal Films Ltd ...... una dey try shaa.

Please listen to the song and tell me how you see it..
Both the sound production, the beats, the rhythm, the intrumentation, everything..
I need tough criticisms..
Make no person criticise me ooo, because the song is not done by me..
Rather, I need you to criticise the song itself.

If you are here, and your name is Amaka or Chiamaka,, then, this song is sweetly for you......
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"AMAKA"... By The KING..
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CLICK TO DOWNLOAD..
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https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/122933/by/uWEFbhJLH3

YES.!!
They are not criminals..
THEY ARE BUTCHERERS.!!!

youngalex:
Seriously,The rate Naira is crashing calls for Urgent action cos at this rate it will surely get to #1000 by december
WAHALA DEY

When IFEANYI UBAH said that the cause of Forex Scarcity was Forex Hoarding,, people thought he was joking.. Now, BDC just started confessing.

Ishilove:
This submission by Facebook user Vivian Adaeze is timely, and I agree wholeheartedly with her. Guys who kiss and tell are weak, spineless, cretinous and are not fit to be called men. I feel nothing but contempt for such weak specimens of manhood.

Guys hate being told that their rod is so small, or that they just enter and pour, or that they are not good at it.. So, the lady would have replied the silly guy instantly and shamed him in front of his so-called friends.

This topic is on FRONT-PAGE for a whole day, yet it is still at Page-Zero.?? E be like say the babe no fine after-all.

9inches:
Hunger is in the land. The people are suffering from Buhari. Ask any of them there, they wish P Square sprays money so their daily manna for the week can be assured.

You know,, I'm having this feeling that this song will be talking about "money no dey"..

OoniOfIfe:
God didn't make us Nigerians, it's unfortunate we landed here, I can't be proud being a Nigerian

Then quit quietly my brother.. Sack yourself already.. Why all the noise.?

sade1994:
Yeah the gateman does that! But the gateman had to run coz they don't pay him on time and the errands they sent him was just too much!
We don't do that water cost thing here o cuz every house has It own borehole.

Yeaa.. We have boreholes over here too, but the pumps are connected to seperate prepaid electricity meters, so that we can adequately share the bills between the users in the compound.

sade1994:
It baffles me how people have this "I don't care" attitude towards other people's property. And here I'm talking about occupants of rented apartments.

There is this compound of eight flats beside where I live and people occupying the flats are all adults.

Guys, you can't believe that for the past two weeks their pumping machine had been pumping water continuously stopping only when the light is ceased( I'm not exaggerating) . And here we enjoy constant electricity at least 20 hours per day.
They come out of their flats, see the compound filled with water and they don't care.
The drainage is filled with their refuse and water and it's pretty annoying.

What kind of life is that? The thing just dey pepper me! Just because they don't own the house!
As I'm typing now, water is running continuously!

Chei! This man house don suffer ooo.
Why are people life this sef?
Person property!

Please change your mentality if u are guilty of this kinda attitude! Coz one day one day you'll become a landlord and you'll know how it feels.

N/B.. Their gateman ran away about a month ago!

Maybe the Gateman used to operate the pump.. Ooh, and again, they don't have a seperate electric meter for the pump, if not, nobody should teach them how to minimise the water-cost.

GoldenJAT:
very vital and necessary information...some people will stil ignore it

Yess.. It will be ignored because of the time, money, and long procedures and protocols involved..

It's useless talking about her being in a relationship when she was not even proud of the relationship.. She was seriously hiding her guy..
I said it that time the pictures flooded the internet, that the guy was trying all his best to see if he could fit into the babe's fantasies. I wished him the best though. But e be like say the babe's demands are too much for the guy.

Those Hay Days..

BlackSeptember:
welcome to the change you preach

Something about this o.p... He is tooo straight. He thinks everybody is as straight as he is

halfricanadian:
for real no reasonable woman will leave d arms of a man that truly shows her love

nd for my type dat stays during thick nd thin if i shd leave a guy it means volumious pains is wat i feel i wish any one Good luck

#smiles i cant force any one to love me

i hold onto God

a man marries nd treats very very well d woman he truly loves

if u are being maltreated nd treated like trash he doesnt love u

u are an option he needs till he finds d woman he wud giv d white wedding gown to
#no hard feelings

Hehehahahahaaa..
Some ladies hate guys that love them so much. They see such guys as fools., and they would start complaining and be treating the guy like a fool.. (Naturally, guys tend to be a little silly when they truly fall in love, but ladies hate it).
Ok naa.. But when the guy wisens up, the first thing he would do is to start seeing other good things in other ladies, and thus, his love for his lady drops a little..
By then, the same lady would start complaining that her boo has changed totally. You can imagine.. Just a little change, and she don dey cry again.??
That's women for us shaaa..
That's the fun afterall.

dickrider:
The igbos hatred for Buhari is second to none. How will a sane person give a dog a whole president and commander in chief's name? This is the after effect of the negative messages Nnamdi kanu preached on his useless radio. He taught most of them to disrespect the president all because of their useless biafra agitations. I suggest this man be locked up and the keys thrown into the Atlantic Ocean. This will serve as a lesson to other unpatriotic IPOB yoots who found mentorship in Nnamdi kanu. How will the Igbo's feel if one names a goat Ojukwu? Biafra will never come

I have seen a dog whose name is Obama.. Also, there is this neighbour of mine. His dog's name is Barrak..

ladyF:
Lol women of nowadays.

I suggest hubby calls her, asks her where she is. Women that lie like that, dem no dey fear. She will still tell him that she is as work. Then hubby should ask her to send him a sexy picture of her at work that he's feeling mushy and needs to **** If she refuses, cut the call and just call her on Skype.

Thank me later.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

Hehehehehehe.. No need of any other long process.. Just a short call like "Darling, how is work going.? I just felt like buzzing u". "she would reply that work is fine",, BUSTED.!!

hakunajay:
I don't like showing myself... Moreover, I don't drink Guinness so I won't want to partake in their shows...

No be mouth oh...

Guinness World records is not a show for Guinness Medium Stout or Small Stout drinkers.

Explorers:
4. 73 Days Living Underwater.


The Jules Undersea Lodge, off the coast of Key Largo, Florida, was billed as the world’s only underwater hotel. We included it on a list of undersea facilities you could actually live in a couple years back.

In late 2014, biologists Bruce Cantrell and Jessica Fain completed a 10-week stay at the Lodge, barely besting a 22-year-old record set by NASA astronaut Richard Presley at the same facility, and he at least had the excuse of preparing for a long stay in space.

Biologists in Love

hakunajay:
Bros, seems you're lazy? I can do this for 6 hours non stop. No be joke o...

Then, go and break the Guinness World records.. No be joke..

Very soon, the question would become:
"DO PEOPLE STILL USE BBM.??"
or better still..,,,
"DO PEOPLE STILL USE BLACKBERRY PHONES.??"

Pamelayoung:
Nice job bro, hope I can contact u to build 4 me in Awka, but I'm still looking for land.

There are many experienced engineers and builders in Awka naa.

If you didn't write JAMB this year, or let's say, you don't have anyone close to you that wrote JAMB this year, then, you might not relate with most of the pictures here.

Explorers:
Even if is a trained swimmer, is that not amazing? This boy is not up to a year old.

In Delta state, there are people who live near the river (they play their normal football on the level grounds near the river, while those that are watching them float in the waters and wait for their sets).. For people who live in water environments like these, water is part of their lives. Their kids should involuntarily learn how to float safely on water even before learning how to sit straight.

ladyF:
lol this topic na

You come dey say "none of your topic don ever enter FP",, and I come dey ask whether u get topic at-all at-all.?? Or abi na for another moniker you are talking about.??

ladyF:
hehehe...when I saw the topic on FP, I was like Tk4 will be very happy o...

Even me ma sef, none of my topic don ever smell FP. I will display some Orubebe tins for the mods soon.

Yeeaa.. I was so so happy..
But then,, Which topic u dey talk about.?? Or abi na for your alternate moniker.?

costello212:
So happy that he is now known.... He need encoragements from people.... He stays at aroma junction awka.... The guy is really good at his work... Controls traffic with joy... I love seeing his moves anytime i pass there.....

A lot of people that saw the video were asking if motorists and road users understand his dance-moves and road control gestures... And the simple answer is ...... YES.!!

ladyF:
Tk4rd come and see ooo.... FP tins. Congrats dear...many more FP to come

Heheheheheheheee.. Thanks dearie.. Two of my topics have been on FP before shaa.. Thanks for the mention dear..

Booked

Lalasticlala