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ladyF:
Awwwnnnn sweetie mi Happy new month to you too...

Thanks sweetheart.. You are always in my heaart..

Explorers:
8. Zheng Dong was taking pictures of a bunch of macaque monkeys at the Fuzhou Zoo in China when one of the wily monkeys snatched his phone away. Zheng jumped the fence to retrieve the phone when three of the monkeys surrounded him and scratched at him until several zookeepers came to his rescue and removed him from the cage. While Dong made it out alive, his cell phone was chewed up beyond repair. Instead of thanking the zookeepers profusely for saving him from being eaten by a bunch of monkeys, he sought compensation from the zoo for a new phone.

See the real fool here.. He is a true monkey

Wish Five Romancelanders a happy new month.??
That's too much for me ooo..
Well..
Explorers
Estimable
Ladyf (far bae)
Prettyjo (good bae)
mimzy (dream bae)
I wish you all a very successful June.
... I will update this list when I remember you guys.

prettyjo:
this month started with a heavy downpour so its definitely gonna be a very fruitful month.

happy fruitful month to all nairalanders .

peeparty
mexzysamex
philybuck
emusmith (unfortunately u deactivated)
joecutie (my long time friend,av not forgotten u).
applelady
diasyluv
tk4rd
jentilia

and others.

Thanks so much my dear.. Hw u doing dear.?? Sheeey u are through.? Or abi e still remain small.?

The Chimp story got me

Fembleez1:
I see. Thanks.

The war was officially declared, but it was not fought. According to the records, "Not a single shot was fired". Time went on like normal.
After 335years, the "peace threaty" was signed "amidst laughter and jokes", and that marked the end of the "war".
The joke that arose in the signing of the threaty being that they were about to end a war they themselves never knew that it existed; nevertheless, they had to officially end it, so that none of the warring nations would deliberately launch an attack on the other nation as a result of the war..

Fembleez1:
Tell me, what sort of war is this? Jaw War?

An unfought war. Hypothetical War

NobleAky:
what if after this defense you later get to know it is an erroneous mistake or intentional act not to demean his kinsmen from the presidency?

I would get him back to this very comment on this thread when the time comes

LastMumu:
After all these long story, how much is your salary?

Finding work is more important.. He can always improve later.

White007:
How did we get here in just 365days?

Eeehhmm.,, please blame Jonathan..
By the way, how is it possible that I am on FP on a topic that is on FP after 13hours of hitting front-page.?? E be like say the topic no sweet.
Meanwhile, LadyF, someone was looking for ur wahalla up there at the top.

johnydon22:
Hahahahahaha we can't even find an alien yet in all the vastness of the milky way

You know, at times, I wonder if there could be other forms of life out there in the galaxy that are not carbon-based..
I mean, aliens that might not need water and oxygen in their atmosphere to survive. These beings might be surviving on metabolic processes that involve other elements other than C, H, and O..
They can even survive in space, where there is no atmosphere..
The processes within their body systems might not even be the usual chemical processes we know, but nuclear processes.
You can never tell..
And if that is the case, then, these beings are supposed to be highly advanced, as a result of the high energy they generate within them. Their speed of operation would be very high too.
Their body shapes would be totally different from ours., they might be mostly spherical rocky beings that can change into any shape they want when necessary..
They can even be made of some other elements.. (dark matter even)..
What I am saying is that, scientists might be looking for aliens similar to us in almost everything, but it happens that the existing beings might be something totally different from what they seek.
You can never tell.

magabounce:
This brutality, I would never forget till maybe av had amnesia.
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Scorpion

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I don't think I remember others

bigtt76:
Football match go don finish like 30 minutes whilst on your phone it will still buffering the 5th minute of the match

Buaaaahaahaahahahaaahhhahahaaa

I love this...
But please,, I want to lecture some people on teamwork.. How do I go about it.??
What and what do I tell them.?

IT'S GANNA BE VERY COSTLY..
TRUST MTN..
YOU GO EVEN WATCH THE TV SMALL, AND UNSOLICITED ADVERTS GO STAND FOR QUEUE WAITING FOR YOUR CLICKING..

GOD SAVE HIS CHILDREN

whirlwind7:
This is rubbish!

So both herdsmen and community pay 500k each for the number of casualties on either side.
The community pays over 46k for each cow killed. What about the crops on the farmlands that were destroyed in the first place?

We absolutely have no government. This is setting a dangerous precedent, and is no way near a reasonable or lasting solution.

You just asked the first question that came to my mind.. The Farmers were badly cheated after the whole arrangement

girl4rmspace:
well there are lots of galaxies i havent explored so finding a new home would be easy.

As for the black holes, i travel in a cosmic bubble shield, and this shield is an anti blackhole means of transportation, so black holes wouldnt be a problem as i can navigate through space anyhow i see fit. That's how i got here.

As for whether or not the place would be more civilized than earth? Well i dont know yet. I guess i would have to find out when i eventually leave

In that case, take me with you.
I've fallen deeply in love with you already

johnydon22:
1 out of billions .....

PLEASE OPEN A WHOLE THREAD ON DARK MATTER AND DARK ENERGY.. LET US LEARN MORE FROM THE GURUS

classicada:
I saw them myself around Queens Suit Hotel...along the road that leads to St. Joseph The Worker Catholic Church.

You live in Awka?

Dollyak:
The whole civil design looks ugly and designed by an inexperienced university graduate.

The drawings in the post are hand-drawn sketches for illustration purposes..
The job itself is so untidy. Maybe they were cutting costs, or they were done without design, or they were sublet to subcontractors who are more-or-less roadside artisans

THIS IS SO BAD..

Dollyak:
The whole civil design looks ugly and designed by an inexperienced university graduate.

The drawings in the post are hand-drawn sketches for illustration purposes..
The job itself is so untidy. Maybe they were cutting costs, or they were done without design, or they were sublet to subcontractors who were more-or-less roadside artisans.

Kaira333:
Waoh Thank God. The dog tried shaa.

THE DOG NEEDS AN AWARD THEN

Lumidizzle:
@tk4rd I wouldn't know o! But I guess every one that has been invited so far is writing on the 28th.

Thanks so much my brother.. We Pray God for the very best.

infoscope:
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My Brother, the link above is not working.. It is showing 404-Error

Lumidizzle:
@decibelz95 Yes the date is confirmed for 28th May. Please anyone with recent workforce past questions should kindly share. Thanks

Only 28th is the date.? Are there no other dates for other candidates.?

ValentineMary:
Have u heard of gravitational lensing used to measure d mass of dark matter?? if not, just shut up let others see space to buy land.

Have Scintists discovered or explained why the voids in the universe are spherical.? (with the galaxies and nebulae positioned at the spaces inbetween these voids, and some few at the centres of the voids, but almost none within the whole expanse of these voids)..
Well, if you know everything about gravitational lensing and the constituents of dark matter, then, I will be your student for today.. Teach On master.. I need to know more.

johnydon22:
The galaxy has more dark matter than ordinary matter

The universe literally has more dark matter than ordinary matter... in the universal scale.

Dark energy is up to 68%
Dark matter is up to 27.8%
And ordinary matter (conventional matter, stars, nebulas and every other normal matter) is less than 5%

-What is Dark matter?
Dark matter is an unconventional unknown type of matter that is blind to electromagnetic spectrums and therefore cannot be seen (which mostly is because our sight is dependant on light - electromagnetism ) it can nonetheless be detected by the distortion of light and it's gravitational effects.

Our galaxy is surrounded by an enormous halo of dark matter that exceeds the normal matter which adds a humongous mass to the entire mass of the galaxy.

Since dark matter is invisible to us it is also speculated that the earth is even surrounded by it
https://www.space.com/images/i/000/042/802/i02/milky-way-halo-blue-edit.jpg

Cc. lalasticlala

Dark Matter.? Dark Energy.? They cannot be seen or felt physically, yet it adds a humongous mass to the galaxy.? It even surround the earth and occupies every voids that are not occupied by physical matter.?
...
Scientists believe that dark matter exists, and it is invisible and immaterial; yet its has more mass than the existing physical matter..
...
Wait a minute..
Am I missing something here.?
What is it exactly that exists in the nothingness of nothing that scientists call Dark Matter and Dark Energy.?
How can "Voids" have more mass than the things that already exist.?? (Bearing in mind that these Voids consists of "Total Vacuum"; not even stray gas molecules exist in them).
....
And scientists believe it.??
That Vacuum is heavier than physical matter.??
They must be MAD...
...
Scientists don't believe in any other form of existence other than the physical, they base all their theories on the physical; yet this so called physical existence accounts for only 4.2% of the universe.
They so much believe in the invisible "Voids" that are so "Heavy", yet they don't know what it is, neither can they describe or explain its "heaviness"..
Very soon, some mathematically generated theories would be proposed and put forward in an attempt to solve the paradox..
#PITY

greatgod2012:
Most likely.
I've been thinking about how they will brainwash someone and he/she will agree to kill himself along with others. Now, I know better.
These people are wickedly wicked.

And some people are seriously pleading for amnesty on their behalf

ladyF:
lol...I take it that you were expecting bae by 7?

No sweetheart.. Two-days Church Vigil.