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3RNEST:
I need help on this what the CODE?

lalasticlala seun etc..
please, make una help us know the codes.. pleeeeaaase ooo

RIZLER:
I don't understand was I drunk wen I voted for APC Sometimes I wake up in the morning and look at myself in the mirror and wonder if I was hypnotized

You are a true citizen. You were not hypnotised. You did what you thought was the best at that time.. Stop blaming yourself.. Just try and learn from past mistakes

Adaure4ever:
One Of My Deep passionate dreams is to see a well developed South East Geopolitical Zone.
South East comprise of 5 states, Abia, Enugu, Imo, Anambra, Ebonyi and for this states to be developed, they need to be centralized and united in planning.

Number 1
Setting Up A South East Developing Cooperation(SEDC) that will be sponsored by the 5 SE Governors and will have their branch offices in every states in the south east.

Number two
Opening Up A Joint saving Account Of The 5 SE States where
a) a deposit of atleast 200million per state governor will be made every month.
200million x 5 states=1 Billion per month
b)50million per month by the 15 senators in South East.
50million x 15= 750million per month
c) 10million per month by the 30
Federal house of reps from South East.
10millionx 30= 300million per month.
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NOW ADD THEM UP TOGETHER= 1 Billion plus 750million plus 300million= 2 billion,50million naira.
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Then if SEDC realise approximately 2 billion per month, multiply it by 12month= 24billion naira.
Multiply the yearly 24billion naira by 10years = 240Billion naira.
Thats means that 240billion naira will be in South East Development Cooperation(SEDC) account in just a span of 5years upon establishment.
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- With 240billion invested in South East, will it not develop the Geopolitical zone the more, make it a hot investment zone and attract Igbo business men back.
For example,
- 1. If Akwa Ibom state completes its seaport, SEDC can build a Light Rail project from Aba to The seaport in Akwa Ibom, in order to boost up a close importation and revive south east economy.
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- 2. SEDC can build a multipurpose industrial park in Nnewi, investors are on ground to key into the project.

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- 3. SEDC can pull investors to invest in Enugu Coal inorder to Power up the South East. Enugu coal can serve the 5SE states in constant electricity for up to 100years.

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- 4. SEDC can launch and build an Agro-industrial and processing zone in Ebonyi state inorder to tap into their Agricultural potential and create jobs.

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- 5. SEDC can turn Owerri into an Educational and Tourism base in SE.
A University that will be international standard can be built in Imo and the tourism potential of the state harnessed like the oguta lake.
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- 6. SEDC can fix SE federal roads by itself.
IGBOS, We are a unique people, let us look inward and develop the south east.
We are on our own in this country- Adaure4ever

The problem with Nigeria (South-East inclusive) is NOT the inadequacy of funds for embarking on development projects, but the mismanagement of funds that are already in abundance.
You see, you are busy quoting billions, but you forgot that the SEDC you are talking about is made up of same nigerians that are cursed with the disease of embezzlement..
We know where the problem is.
It is us the citizens that are our own problems.
Find a way to cure our selfish embezzling nature, and the whole of Nigeria will be a very developed nation.

MissHatey:
None I'm perfect

Iyaaaa.!!! Iffa hear.!!

horlamelekan:
copy n paste crew

Sharing is prohibited in your world.?

MY ISSUES WITH MODERN LADIES...
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-You find a beautiful one, The brain is empty.
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-You find a brilliant one, She looks too serious.
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-You find an upgraded one, She's always after human hair and flashy things.
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-You find a rich one, She lacks manners.
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-You find a hard-working one, She is a career woman.
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-You find a serious one, Her EX keeps calling.
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-You find a humble one, She doesn't look presentable.
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-You find a responsible one, She's not romantic.
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-You find a cultured one, She refuses to embrace civilisation.
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-You find a simple one, She never takes you serious.
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-You find an educated one, She feels she's always right.
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-You find an illiterate one, She always gets angry whenever you correct her.
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-You find a devoted one, She reports you to her religious instructor each time you have an issue.
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-You find a fat one, All she knows is eat and sleep.
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-You find a short one, She hardly gets over issues.
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-You find a smart one, she lies every time.
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The best thing is; find someone you like, and endure every other thing you don't like about her..
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Source: .....
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I would like someone to come up with the counter-thread as soon as possible.

The guy has total FAITH in Messi.
He is so obssessed with him.
He loves Messi more than his own girlfriend...... (that is, if he has a girlfriend)

FOLLOWING.!!!

aboyaji:
6.You know: Some people cannot talk for a minute without saying ‘you know’. You know, I just bought a car, you know this and that. They keep saying you know, even though you don’t know.

Gavnọr Obianọ should "you know", he should see this very one.

Explorers:
Area 51.

You need to create a very sweet thread on this.

mickeyenglish:
......as old as time, in fact, it is timeless and ageless for it is not bound by earthly physical laws infact it is bound by no law.
This is the greatest source of energy ever to exist in the universe....

Christians are very familiar with these words already.

menxer:
Hahahahahahaha
Did I say it was held captive?

It is assisting them in what is called reverse engineering, that is adapting alien technology to meet our level of development.

Has it occurred to you how rapid scientific and technological "discoveries" have been from 1947 till date?

Those are just the techs that have been declassified for civilian use.

Let me get u well.
Are you saying that any alien technology which these hidden scientists at Area 51 cannot explain with the current mediocritic science theories would not be released to the public.??
And thus, more studies are carried out in wider areas of science in order to modify the current science theories, so as to explain the alien tech.. And then, it would be released to the public..??

Ranchhoddas:
Imagine that I 'supernaturally' possess the ability to teleport to any part of the universe that I choose in an instant (Like X-Men's Nightcrawler). I slay a dinosaur on earth at 5PM and I teleport a distance of 65million lightsyears (distance not time) at exactly 5:01PM. If I look back, what will I see?

If you had such powers, then, you are faster than light. And possibly, you can manipulate the space-time dimensions, thus, speed-of-light is not a barrier to you at all...
If it happens that at this very moment, you were viewing the earth with a telescope from a planet at distance of 65million years away, you would be seeing dinosaurs walking around. Then after you teleport with the space-time manipulation methods I described above, you would appear on the present earth and meet the present human beings. (and not dinosaurs anymore).. If you kill some goats and cut down some trees, and teleport back to where you left your telescope and view again, you would still be seeing dinosaurs walking about like before..
It would take you another 65million years for you to see yourself when you killed the goats and cut down some trees..
Mind you, if you had decided to teleport in such a way that your disintegrated body-waves travelled at the speed of light, it would take you 65million years to reach earth, and by then, you would meet........... *you can guess naa* (whatever the earth would be like in the next 65million years)

Ioannes:
When you look into the sky at night and you see stars twinkling, what you are seeing is the light emitted by the stars million of years ago. The light is just getting to us.

The implication is that some of the stars we see twinkling might not even be existing anymore.

God is wonderful.

If an economist is seriously expaining some extreme concepts in macro-economics to you in a very simple language, (though you are a scientist), you would understand the language he is explaining it with, but would hardly understand or imagine the concept itself.. Now, put it in your own situation where you are explaining the space-time concept to a non-scientist.

Explorers:
When astronauts get back to earth, they break objects. They let go of things thinking they will float, like they're still in space.

They can't shed tears and they can't spit.

I would like to be in space, so that I can feel this weightlessness stuff for real.

dorox:
The versatility of carbon in chemical reaction is the reason that all known life forms is carbon based. So, unless the laws of chemistry is not the same through out the universe having an organism that breathes in nitrogen and exhales helium will be impossible.

The temprature and pressure on earth's surface, with the abundance of H and O in the form of water, all allowed for the versatility of Carbon-based life on earth..
In other planets where the temperature and pressure are just optimum for the abundance of some other elements and compounds, some other forms of life that are based on those elements and compounds can form..
*Thinking about it**

YESS.!! NOT BUHARI.. BUT IT IS OSHIOBABA WHO WOULD RIG THE ELECTION.

*Peeps*..

I so much love reading how the theories of Dark Energy and Dark Matter are confusing the scientists..
Explorers, give us more of this please..

Explorers:
38. All the Galaxies, Planets and Stars Only Make Up 4 Percent of the Universe.




With all that we can see in space there is 96 percent of it that we can’t see. We can’t even identify or understand what that 96 percent is made of. Some scientists call it dark energy or dark matter. Unfortunately there is no way of really deciphering what this dark energy or matter is. We can work mathematical formulas and estimate the gravitational pull of these entities,but there is no sure way of proving what the invisible part of our universe is made up of. The majority of the universe may remain a mystery forever.

mhiz:
If we're meant for each other, we'll come back.

I won't like a situation where tomorrow, the guy starts telling me rubbish.... how he missed wealth because of me.

I'll tell him to accept so that he won't tell me later in life that I'm the cause of his family wahala

Your thinking is configured like that of a guy..
Woww.!!
See the angle from which you approached this.

Why did that guy had to contact me in the first place.??
It's very simple..
The girl gave him enough hope and he began to think I am the only obstacle preventing him from having her. I would even count myself lucky he didn't send assasins on me.
I would even bet my fingernails that both of them were moving on very well before he decided proposing the deal..
So, the lady would even secretly wish for me to accept the deal., so that she would later come back with the pretention of saying: "I knew you never really loved me afterall",, while forgetting that she was the one that gave the guy a good opportunity to test our love.

In that case, we need stronger telescopes that can conviniently go up to 50billion years back into space, so that we can see what happened before THE BIG BANG.

Explorers:
4. The Hubble telescope allows us to look back billions of years into the past.



The Hubble Telescope enables us to look towards very distant objects in the universe. Thanks to this remarkable piece of engineering NASA has been able to create some incredible images, one of which is the Hubble Ultra Deep Field. Created using images from the telescope from 2003 and 2004, the incredible picture displays a tiny patch of the sky in immense detail; it contains 10,000 objects, most of them younggalaxies, and acts as a portal back in time. Inone picture we are transported 13 billion years into the past, just 400 to 800 million years after the Big Bang, which is early in terms of the universe’s history.

ladyF:

agarawu23:
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I'm not that good at doing campaigns.

ladyF:
Hey guys, na me again o lol... How una dey? How's the family, and work nko? Just want to wish you all happy weekend.

A very happy weekend to you too

ladyF:
But well...everyone is a winner already...

Team Fynest.boi and Fynest.Geh are looking for voters.

I know fynest.boi who be Fynest.geh naa.?

ladyF:
#Can'tWait

Are you voting anyone yet for Mr. Nairaland dear?

Not yet ooo. The mim.zy I voted de other time sef no win.
Well she came second. She tried

ladyF:
Even if na eye remain, I go chop. At all at all, na im bad pass...

Don't worry. Tomorrow e go reach ur hand

ladyF:
Hmmm....Nobody invite me come chop ram meat o. You get spare?

Only small portion of the tail remain now

ladyF:
Happy Id el-Fitr dear

I wish u de best dear.. I hope u chop enough ram.?

ladyF:
Lol see as them throway that one for ground But just cuz if 20 nera? I doubt o.

Maybe them snatch person babe

Person babe ke.?
That police na lightweight champion him be

CAPSLOCKED:

THEY COME TO YOUR AID WHENEVER YOU'RE BORED BY AUTOMATICALLY BECOMING CIRCUS CLOWNS, ENTERTAINING YOU WITH THEIR UTTER DISPLAY OF FOOLISHNESS.


AND IN VERY RARE CASES, THEY CAN BE WWE SUPERSTARS TOO, AS IN THE PICTURES ABOVE. JUST FOR YOUR OWN MAXIMUM SATISFACTION.

TRULY, THE POLICE IS THY FRIEND.

When policemen fight, who is supposed to seperate them.?
When policemen fight, should they be arrested.?