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phranq:
hahahaha......I don died!!!! u dnt wana hama?? jewman

Three Bags Full

phranq:
(whistling unknown tune)......picks d shovel

Hmmmmmm.. *Climbing out already**

I've heard somethings like; "Baby relax, let me just go in and measure it and come out"..
Okk naaa.. As measuring-tape wey him be..
And this one, "babe, no sex; just náked romance". (five mins later, babe would be like, "What.?!! Wait oo.. Stop.. Wait.. What are you doing.??!! You are inside oo. Wait.. You are about to release oo"...)

phranq:
mk I kip my shovel close sef

Wetin you wan take the shovel do.?

phranq:
I cnt rmba saying dat I want d gold!!!! u go do abi u no go do abi mk I cut d rope ni??

If you no want the gold, den wetin u want naa.?? You dey give me ur food inside the hole just like dat.??

phranq:
only a percentage?? Shea u dey inside dey do dis kin negotiation

You see yourself naa.??
Make I dey inside the hole dey risk, and you dey top dey coordinate.??

She is a natural beauty naa.. Why the bashing?
Her Khaki fits her well, even without the top.

phranq:
I will be outside making sure dat u get enough air n water!!! if u nid food just shake d rope....

You will only get a percentage of the whole gains.

ladyF:
Before I forget, let me dedicate this FTC to present and future customers. Thank you for your trust, for your business, for the referrals... I am indeed grateful.

Nairalanders I've bought/sold funds from/to, and future customers, please a review on my thread will be greatly appreciated.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again.

LadyF's very First and her only thread for now..
Since 20th March 2008, to 17th Sept 2016...
And it happens to be that "na money-matters wey make her open thread for the first time".

Hmmmm..
You sure say this one na police too.?
See her make-up. See her eye-brows and eye-lashes sef.
See her beautiful face and body join.
..
To chop this one inside her uniform just dey hungry me anyhow sef.

If you guys increase your price, every other thing will increase in price as a result of increase in transport fares.. And then, you guys would be forced to increase your price again... AND THE CYCLE WOULD CONTINUE JUST LIKE THAT.

Ghana movies started having lots of porn in them,, and now, their music is now starting off with porn too... Very soon, their adverts would be filled with porn too.. Even radio adverts sef...
Anyway.. The whole porn thing happened in the guy's dream for the video,, so, let us assume that the whole video didn't happen in real life.. It happened inside the guy's dream. (that means, the girl's papa should relax jarre...)..
=> #JOKING

adekayo1234:
Op, your jazz is really strong.. .. You just enter fp just like that





Meanwhile, the guys below me are really desperate but don't worry, better luck next time

The Jazz sef.. Should I say that it is too strong or not strong at all.??
After 7-hours, the topic still dey page-zero.
Wetin u call dat one.?

The states should also be set free from the stronghold of the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT..

The lady with wet suit thought she was having a bad day until the driver entered the show..

May God protect them..
That one standing in front that covered his head looks like Sh...

kingreign:
Running will trigger a lion's hunting and killing instincts. Looking into their eyes will make them think you are challenging them, this will ignite their fury.

So,, wetin him go do naa.?

freesinzu:
bonfire ke, make we go burn ouse abi

I know. because me sef no dey take eye see condemned tyre. BonFire go dey load for my mind immediately.

Aremu01:
This one should just say his last prayer

A good dose of running could save him though..
The lion looks recently-fed and harmless in that picture.

freesinzu:
this man should be shot for this statement, its more like saying students dont have to read for them to pass.
Yeye minister

Happy birthday to me

MR. Birthday Guy,, sheey the Condemned Tyre behind you is for your Birthday BonFire night,,, abi.??

I thank God that my situation is not as bad as these..
But true true,, things are fụcked-up right now..

Electronzeez:
Explorer I want to disagree with your reply to a guy who is of the opinion that if one dig a distance more than the radius of the earth you can come out in another country or continent .

I have always known that digging deep down can only lead you to one place and that is the nucleus of the earth which temperature is almost that of the sun . If you can provide a proof to make me think different of my knowledge about the earth layers , I would appreciate .thanks

If there is any technology that can allow someone to dig to the nucleus (core) of the earth, then that technology must have considered and taken care of the extreme temperatures and gravity down there too.. And thus, nothing again can prevent the technology from digging across and past the core.

Just tell me his final results.. What's his Final CGPA.?? Some things are more important. Keeping used pens is very unnecessary.

Explorers:
There is enough gold at the core of the earth to cover the surface of the planet in 12’ to 13’ depth.

Unfortunately, it’s 1,800 miles below our feet and at many thousands of degrees in temperature.

Then let's take the furking risk to the Hell Below and get extra-rich...
We need GOLD..
We need the MONEY..

You Guys are really living in HELL-WATER ... Imagine this submerged transformer and the other submerged Car..

Explorers:
They have to dry this thing , and the cables in the sun for two weeks before they power it.

LizGray:
He made a lot of sense. But will buhari even listen?

It wasn't put in form of a CARTOON,, so he may not even read it.

Topam:
...... “The numbers we have now on the app are the national emergency numbers: those of the police, Red Cross, fire service, National Emergency Management Agency and National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) in NIGER STATE,”..

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/corps-member-launches-distress-call-mobile-application/

Please make public the numbers of all these emergency outfits you mentioned for Niger State, and for all the states in Nigeria too..
Again,, make this app available for all the states in Nigeria.

Somehow,, I don't think she was singly given this title. (I would need someone to give us the full gist of how she merited the title)..
I am thinking, maybe her Father bagged his own title, and the grace extended to her..
Good thing is that, it happened during her reign as the Miss Nigeria.

sukkot:
Ndigbo always selling chieftaincy titles like suya. walahi what haf this young girl do to have chieftaincy title ?

You said it was sold, and you are asking what she did again.??
Take soap and wash your head pls..
(try and remember Sade the singer while you wash your head)

An2elect2:
For by Grace are you saved through faith and that not
of yourself but it is a gift of God. Not of works so you
don't boast …Eph 2:8,9.


Do catholics trust in their works for salvation? Yes
with joy.


Are catholics contradicting the scriptures? o yes, with
all pleasure. Who doesn't like "traditions" better?



Are catholics going to perish by biblical standards? O
pls, with all sadness.



Are they saved based on "traditions"? O well, if we are
talking "progressive salvation"


Was m.Theresa a catholic? yesss


She followed the catholic doctrine of salvation?
that was all she knew.


By biblical standards, is she with Jesus? obviously No


But by catholic "traditions"? Yea she is in paradise
seated at the right hand side of the "blessed virgin
Mary" who still has baby "Jesus" in her arm.

It's like you have been to heaven before.??
Pls, how many times have you been to this heaven.?

sholay2011:
Jesus...this can't be true

Phi001:
Van Vicker can't feature in this kind of nonsense na... It's obviously Photoshop.. .

ipledge10:
That's photoshop Naa...

Haahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.. Seee them ooo.!!!

Orikinla:
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