₦airaland Forum

Guy.. Pardon me, but I think your I.Q is just 003..
You are too dull for my liking..
Well, let me assume that she really used Jazz on you, and that she is a mermaid spirit sent to destroy your life.

amunkita:
Nope, nah swimming pool.

Dis ur moniker sef

clerkent:
In phynos voice "Banging"

Either that u tooo short, or dat she tooo tall, or both.. Choose one.

lacreamieboie:
Name: LaCreamie

Location: Carol Service, Lasgidi

Crew: My Sweethearts except that old man behind

That old man behind might be seriously eyeing the old sweetheart infront of him

amunkita:
Amunkita nwanne boss..

U dey shiiit.?? Na toilet u dey so??

sammysammy111:
av called it before to report an accident, d next time i call again nobody pick even till now

That's good at least..
The supposed police emergency code of 112 usually says: "the number you have dialled does not exist, please check the number and dial again"

sammysammy111:
yes sir 122

That's wonderful..
But then, is it working.? or is it like the 112 code that they said is the emergency number.?

PHIPEX:
If I remember correctly, a barrel of palm oil is more expensive than a barrel of crude oil. The question is why then can't the govt develop this aspect and diversify the economy. Why are they so lazy, shortsighted and selfish?

The quantity of crude oil produced per day, na im dey make their eyes pop out.
But then, had any ministry boldly stated the gross output of the products in their ministries.?

obasiken:
I was part of a team that introduced some foriegn investors to a governor in the south east. They wanted to start a palm plantation and refine the palm oil to meet europe standard before exporting it.

This plantation will employ 2000 people for a start and return about 1.5b per month to the state government. All they needed was land.

The governor asked us how long before ROI (return on investmvent). We told him 6 years cos palm tree takes time to grow. The governor told us he cannot be investing for his successor to come and reap.

I GUESS YOU NOW SEE WHY WE ARE IN TROUBLE IN THIS COUNTRY.??
WE SEE LONG-TERM INVESTMENTS AS WASTE.
THE GOVERNOR DIDN'T CONSIDER THE PEOPLE OF HIS STATE WHILE MAKING THAT STATEMENT.
I HOPE IT IS NOT MY STATE THOUGH..
(EVEN IF IT IS, NKỌ.?? IN SHORT, NIGERIA DON SAWAA)

ladyF:
lol that second one was the funniest.

Well.. the pictures meant,
1. Christmas is here and dis one dey here dey look me wit sleepy eyes..
2. E no even concern me sef.. Another thing dey my mind sef.. (Namely: dancing and 3. Nkwọbi)..

ladyF:
Lol I no dey always win better award, right from secondary school. It's all those awards that I will be scared of showing my parents them dey always give me. While my mates are winning most brilliant, intelligent, etc, they will come and dash me *most unserious* God dey

Hehehe.. But without being told, the ones for u are already warming up. U can even see their heads as dem dey do press-up.

ladyF:
Lmao This is hilarious. Tk These pictures are so unrelated...my stomach hurts from laughing

Trust me naa.. I put dose pictures for your eyes alone.. Thanks goodness you saw them before they were knocked off by the mod..
Continue ur laughs my dear.

TheRealAdonye:
Are you on Nairaland?
Are you on Job/ Vacancies section either posting or just viewing?

If the answers to the above two questions are Yes,
Then you're a Joblander.

People are looking for different things on here.
Some, better jobs in terms of Pay
Some, better jobs in terms of Location
Others, better jobs in terms of Good Bosses even if it means a reduction in salary
Others, better jobs in terms of working in the field in which they studied.
Others, just here because they started from here

There's no caste system on here.

Please don't introduce one.

Merry Christmas and don't forget to nominate on the awards thread and please make it to the beach if you can.

Well.. As for the Awards, I no know anybody chaaa-chaaaa.!!!
For the Beach.. Hmmmmm.. Well, Hmmmm.

ladyF:


hehehe. Guess who is here again

I came here just to see hw many awards u go win.

TheRealAdonye:
We that aren't working and we that aren't working in well paid firms, we're now the job landers?

Compliments of the season to you too.

I no know ooo.
My pple just dey talk say, "de name u give ur dog, na im e go dey answer."

ladyF:
lol ure doing it again


Ahhh na me oooooo. Launching launching. Chai so happy, it's been a while

Doing wat again.? Eeeehhhhhheeyyy..
..
Wetin u dey launching launching sef.??
..
(Now I am being curiously silly What is it that had been a while.?? )

TheRealAdonye:
I don't get the below. Please explain.

Most of monikers here are already working, and a good number of the "most" are working in very well-paid firms..
I can't explain more than this.
Merry Christmas.

ladyF:
I dey laf as you dey whine me na....well done!!!

Hehehehe.. Whine you ke.?? Smart chicks like you are hardly whined jarre.. I just dey do try-ur-penny-luck..

What else can I say naa.??
Well.....
Time changes.
Tables Turn.
Nothing is permanent.

ladyF:
lol

No dey laugh me. Haba

ladyF:
lol una go finally see my ugly face and my "figure 1" No stone me dat day biko, at least I don issue warning


yh saw the mention. It's like people here are still sleeping sha

Ugly Face.?? Wooww.. I just wish you are dark in complexion too.. (my favourite)
Figure-1.?? So far say you can allow me to mingle wella wit u, your figure sef no mean anything to me jarre.

ladyF:
PING!!!

Shey u guys are turning up for the Christmas joblanders beach groove? https://www.nairaland.com/1958509/jobs-vacancies-section-chatroom/713#41282764

Don't miss it for anything. If you're not in Lag, you can travel down, it's not too much to ask. Let's see the faces behind these monikers #CantWait

Hmmmmm.. Na there we go know who dis Ladyf be sef, and how appetising she can be..
Well, most of us here are not really joblanders.. Let's say, we are just aiming higher.. Higherlanders, or so to say. Nlnglanders.

Sommyangel:
I dnt see anytin wrong,she's stil a lil girl

She's no more little. If she happens to tell any of the males in her class in school, "let me do to you what my daddy usually do to me",, and the two supposedly little kids of their age did this, what would you think a teacher who saw and heard everything would conclude.??

....

WHEN IT COMES TO AFRICA, THE ONLY COUNTRY BBC KNOWS IS NIGERIA.. DON'T BLAME THEM TOO MUCH..

celebgists:
Kogi state in 2015 found herself in the news mostly for all the wrong reasons from the kidnapping of government officials to university lesbian scandal also the election saga that brought the nation to abstract dilemma and so on. Contrary to most Nigerians speculation about the state now and Regardless of all these happenings, like “diamonds in the rough” the state critically have her ways of refining some brilliant and talented minds some of which have made it to Nigeria celebrity stardom.

These are celebrity you dint know originated from Kogi state.
God bless Nigerian God bless Kogi state
ReKoginizing Mercy Johnson (Nollywood Actress)

https://celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/mercy-johnson-official-pics1.jpg

ReKoginizing Darey Art Alade (Musician)

https://celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dare-11.jpg

ReKoginizing Praiz (Music Artist)
https://celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Praiz-Heartbeat-2.jpg

ReKoginizing Joseph Benjamin (Nollywood Actor)

https://celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Joseph-Benjamin.jpg

ReKoginizing Jeff Akoh (MTN Project Fame Winner 2015)

https://celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Jeff-20150926-WA0003.jpg

ReKoginizing Halimat Abubakar (Nollywood Actress)

https://celebgists.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Halima-Abubakar1.jpg



http://celebgists.com/celebrities-you-didnt-know-originated-from-kogi-state/

The day you try Anambra, your list go burst.

hinwazaka:
I heard this wench is poisoning her lustful foolish husband everyday with arsenic

U mean "Arsenic Assid"??

sammysammy111:
My brother datz wat is suppose to be, even d FRSC u will call nobody will answer

Does FRSC have short-code dialling too.?

PushMusic:
I wouldn't want to keep a conversation with an e-pal.
If we ain't meeting soon, the chats and calls will stop.

U don talk am finish..

Please Note, the attention is on "Anonymously"..

But on a serious note,
When will the Nigerian Police establish a short-code dialling telephony system where people can quickly report crimes and events "ANONYMOUSLY"..??
Is the identity of the caller in an emergency situation more important than the location of the emergency situation itself.??
#JUSTASKING..