₦airaland Forum

dayokanu:
If someone makes 4,000 GBP a month thats not the end,

Do you know most Naija ppl have some side biz going on? I mentioned sometime earlier a guy who works as CNA and drive cabs in Chicago ships cars to Naija, from there he graduated to trucks and has 2 trucks working for him in Naija.

yes, but we are working on the assumption of 1,000 GBP a week

even a janitor with side biz can own a jet

youfreshie:
Lmao who says doofus anymore!!?

is that the only thing u have seen on this thread?

go and play ps3

1GBP = 260
1000GBP = 260,000
52,000GBP = 13.5 milla which is greater than your 12 milla.

1 GBP = 225 Naira

People making less than that per year take out big loans. . . .
It's dependent on your credit score. As long as your income is constant. . . .One can achieve anything.
The Glazers bought the biggest football club in the world on credit with LOANS

ure right

u dont get me. when ure done with the UK and European mortgages
how will the man finance the 240m worth of houses in Lekki
very key

any answer? cos i doubt he can get mortages here in Nigeria with 5% down payment

U always get your numbers wrong.
U told us yesterday 500,000 Naira is 27,000 GBP, didn't you?

trust me
only Ibime, Jarus and dayokanu i dey fear for numbers on NL

lemme break it down

someone said an average Nigerian spends N500,000 month on rent
500,000 = N6million per annum
divide by 225 , u get 26,666
approx 27,000 GBP
trust me i sabi maths pass u

It is more than enough.
Getting houses in UK, Portugal and Lekki is not the most difficult thing to achieve if you are interested in housing/properties.
With as little as low as 5% payment of the house-prices, the properties are YOURS.

do u want me to spoon feed you

take the 240million into the equation and tell me how u will get those mortgaged after the Portugal and UK houses
LOL

dont take the endogenous variable away from the mix. It determines the outcome of this linear equation bros mi

1,000 GBP a week is 52,000GBP a year(13 million Naira) but that amount is just the tip of the ice-berg.
Credit card companies like Amex will kill to make you their customers.
Loan companies would be after your arse 24/7 so SKY is the limit, my brother.

LOLOL

1 GBP =225
1,000 = 225,000
4,000= 900,000

52,000 < 12m

agreeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you able to use that to claim loans to buy houses to UK, Portugal and about 240millon worth of houses in Nigeria?
NO sir. i

Kobojunkie:
Dude, QUIT ALREADY !!!!

roflmao!!

u tipsy or u wanna add ur line to the arithmetic?
be ma guest

He also told me something i can only share in private.
Can i come to your crib tonight and deliver the message

shes gone to cardiff

she wont be home till end of summer

Mortgage nor dey Naija abi what are you talking about?
Anyone making 4000GBP a month in the UK can take out loans, credit cards and scores of different credit facilities.
Everything doesn't have to be CASH!!!!

i agree

1,000 GBP a week is less than 12m gross

take out ur tax and u have like 7m net

is that enuff to own properties in UK, Portugal, 3 houses in lekki and even seychelles?


dude, i work numbers and im sure this is what i do for a living

so what u chattin?

Stop displaying your ignorance on a public forum. . . . .

Anyone making 20 quid per hour working 50 hours a week makes 1000 GBP a week(4000GBP a month)!!!
With such income, his credit score is in the top echelon and he can actually buy properties without down payments-  In case you haven't heard, there are 110% mortgages in the UK and in Europe.
Grab a book instead of bitching yourself about on a forum like a dejected soul.

hehehehe

what about the 3 houses in Lekki?
were they financed by your banks too?
LOL

bemster:
@tkb, I dont remember appointing you as my love-vendor oh!

@OP and all others that think if you live in the UK you are jealous of visiting Nigerians and vice versa, change your parade!!!

Find new peeps to hang out with because if you hang with the right people, surely it wont be jealousy you will be spewing but rather you will be inspired to move up the ladder

LOL

have we met b4

martinosi:
Hmmm so you have started acting out like a little child with your
"ITK" (I too Know) mentality, lol,
Its the Nigerian facade that some of your dumb-witt "Packo-Butta" boys
put on, a defense mechanism to hide your shallownesss,

I shall live your to your devises, u r acting like "Canon-fodder"
"sheeple" and "Game",

Have fun in your self-delusion,

anybody with a translation

Sauron, can you help?

i only asked about ur infrastrutural devpt projects and u had to spew all that

bros, i no dey do ITK o but im sure i sabi pass 15,000 martinosis
no be fumble o

martinosi:
I finance and Own stakes in development projects,

I finance projects ie Manufacturing Plant , put the legal, accounting and
business management system in place. take a stake and
go about other matters while the Manufacturing plant grows and
develops earning a equity sake return,

Just an example in a nut-shell,

i tot Kobo was asking about Infrastrutural development that ure doing?
she asked if u can throw more light to it
im interested too

eldee:
How is she like . . . I trust you jare, you're on point like Fabregas' shot.
I'm going out now, abeg offline me her data .

lol; sure thing

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459274.msg6189599#msg6189599 date=1276187221]I hope you are not referring to tpiah. . . . . . [/quote]Tpiah is in yankee na, the babe na UK babe

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459274.msg6189546#msg6189546 date=1276186726]Why are you telling Eldee?
Tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote]be observant

she will post here soon

martinosi:
Real Estate, Infrastructural Devlopment Finance, Business Consulting
to Manufacturing Companies and Personal/Career Development

Worked in Insurance & Financial services after i graduated for 2 years
before moving into urban Development finance and Manufacuring,

abajo wey u wan buy all the houses for lekki finish

abeg make me ur CFO na, i go double ur REV in 12 months, increase ur EBITDA by 40% and ur PBT by same margin

abeg, help ur boi na

eldee:
Egbon . . . abeg small small na.
Haba, you wey get VIP of the VIP section for there.

We know how you don't like to shout but don't worry, the girls love your style.

I don't know where J-girl is right now, she's probably in my backyard like that.

for where, me wey i dey earn N50k per month

how i wan afford ticket to London; im moving to Accra soon

ol boi, i get one babe wey go show tht BBQ. trust me na correct babe
u go likey

mykali:
i'm finding it difficult to get to the Fantasy website thru the provided links . . .
is it just me, or it,s a general palava?

are u sure?
just click on the links on the first page

u dont have to go through FIFAs webpage

chamotex:
How come you cant view other people's team?

ure used to ojoro sha

my friend, do u think capello will see the formation ans strategy of the other coaches in his group?
LOL

cecegorz:
Hey TKB,

2morrow is D-day nah? yet to see your promised tutorials oo

Besides the site's heavy graphics is causing it to load too slowly. It's getting frustrating ooo, anybody experiencing such? and am using E1 link here, not all those toy USB data cards 4m telcos.

ol boi, dont tell me u dont have a team as we speak
get on that thing and ull see its simple
even Mbulela did it once
just log on and navigate ur way around, when u get stuck, ask me here and ill answer

martinosi:
As i said before most people that post on Nairaland are just doing it for
fun & games except those who are posting in the Buisness & Travell & Job section and maybe careers and its all obvious what people who post in those
sections are looking for!!! ULTIMATELY MAONEY!!!,

As one poster said Nigerians based in Naija have too much of a "Play Play"
Joke Joke mentality and you cant tell when they are serious or Joking
sober minded for that matter,

Most of these Naija "Butta" guys in Nigeria are attacking Kobo-junkie becos she is a female and becos they think she is a soft target and becos SHE IS ABROAD "HINT HINT", Weak backside Moves!!! lol!,

But when the Naija guys that have lived in Nigeria and now live abroad step
to them and give a "counter" to their argument they shy away and start
posting sheepishly like "we come in peace sha", "no bi fight" and similar
blah blah blah!!! U gUYS are not ready to face reality and meet
life squarely and fairly, and allow people to see through you and be transparent,

Dont get me wrong, i have lived in Nigeria and understand that life can be
soooooo unfair and down right ugly,

And i know other who have left know this too!!!

so i dont post sheepishly and i post to educate and enlighten.

Just doing my part on a forum to help someone see the light
and live for a better tommorrow and brighter today,

PEACE,

so what are you teaching or trying to pass across this time?

hehehehe

guy, go and sit down somewhere
we dont care if ure the Bill Gates of ur L.G.A

eldee:
The barman was off-duty so he came back the next week to tip him.

TKB has flown more than the pilot of most planes . . . J-girl has her own VIP seat on Virgin Airlines, they don't ask her what she wants anymore.

You don get Seme visa?? Thank God ooh . . . finally

LOL

J-girl no dey pick my calls again o; is she still in Nigeria

ol boi, u berra stop b4 people think na true u dey talk

eldee:
Hehehe . . . see this egbon ooh.
I heard that you closed down the bar at 40/40.

It's not fair maynne . . . how can you buy Cristal for over 50 people in one night.
Your level of flossing is illegal in China.

hehehehe

how can a local Lagos boi like me close down 40/40?

i dont have the capability; im still an apprentice when it comes to flossing

jay bee:
I'm jealous of TKB mehn

why o
cos of the favourable tax or u want some mosquitoes

how far with our thing na

oludunamis:
This is getting even more interesting. Thank God I live in Rwanda, so am exempt from all this

LOL

i dey plan relocate to Ghana sef
so nobody go dey wash me for internet

chei

which kain country be this?

na real Hulk Hogan abeg

Kobojunkie:
This is not about winning BROWNIE points or the sort. You accused me of accusing you of stuff you did not do and I am only trying to make it clear that it is not the case. I take offense to people making ACCUSATIONS willy-knilly, and I am not certain why you choose to PIN this on me when I have so far made sure to QUOTE your own lines in most of my responses. That is all it is!

mo ti gbo

LOL
for real, i didnt read this ur last post

oya u don win

JProspero:
@ bubapapa


I have followed your attitude and the way you reacted to Azuka.O, especially. What is the essence of insulting someone who has not insulted you or called your people names?

I think you are unnecessarily behaving like a tyrant and an intellectual terrorrist.

It is shameful.

Kobojunkie:
Dude, you PICKED a portion of his post and even went ahead to HIGHLIGHT the portion that included the information on uncles and aunts and visits and Now you are blaming me for posting in response to your retort to the particular portion YOU highlighted?

jeez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i highlighted that part because it only buttresses my point about not seeing anythn wrong in accomodating relatives

it could be aunts/uncles/brothers from the city/villages/mars/jupiter anywhere madam

point is- I dont see anythn wrong in relatives staying together hence my lines on my personal experiences with siblings and co

see, put a SIGN on ur door/facebook page/YIM/twitter and wherever u can be seen/contacted that
you dont tolerate family visits

can we put a lid on this?

@Kobojunkie

in a bid to argue, u are tending to be a joke
i cant believe this

the post ahead of me was Ajanlekokos post which i responded to with the post below

and my response to him is this

Thank you!!!!

when did it become an issue to stay with relatives you havent seen in a while?

na wa!!!!

i seriously think we 9jas have issues

spot where the uncle/aunt thingy is in that post above

since they opened this thread, i havent said uncle/aunt till u used it against my post

what exactly is the prob?
u cant read or what?

or u dont know the diff between Ajanlekoko and tkb?
jeeez

The issue on this debate is referring to friends and not about visiting family in the UK. I wouldnt expect someone's family to visit the UK and not stay with them. We are talking about friends in this case.

oh seen!!!

i wont stay with friends when i have parents/siblings who have missed me

maybe i missed the plot cos all the while my thinking has been relative to relative thingy

sorry