₦airaland Forum

hmmm abeg make u relax, your rent is a drop in the bucket
compared to what Nigerians are paying in the uk.

The average nigerians rent in the uk is 500,000 naira a month
in Naira equivalent so let leave that talk!!!

in short, the average rent in UK for Nigerians is 27,000 GBP

yeah right

around phase 1 in Lekki, its not uncommon to get rents at 2m per annum so we aint paupers here u know

jay bee:
Chei, i seriously need to move to lag man. ma backside is paying a whopping 40% tax on anything above 35K.
TKB, talk correct nau  
I wan enjoy like u na abi na hatch make i contact    

wetin u wan come do for 9ja?
hehehehe

we have mosquitoes here o

if your total income is Naira 3, 050,000, you will likely pay about Naira 585,750

ok kobo

the non taxable deductibes are
2,500 per child for 4 children
20k fro transport allowance
utility 10k per annum
2,000 per dependent for 2 dependents
housing allowance 150k
meal allowance for 5k
entertainment of 6k

after removing all these

you tax the following
first 30k = 5%
next 30k = 10%
next 50k = 15%
next 50k = 20%

everyother thing is taxed at 25%

Kobojunkie:
I am already on the LIRS website using their tax calculator and trying to get as high as I can but still not reached the 32% mark. Trying to figure out how much you would make for you to have to pay that much in taxes.


According to the tax calculator,

if your total income is Naira 3, 050,000, you will likely pay about Naira 585,750

http://www.lirs.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=56&Itemid=70

hehehehe
kobo, for real
i just punched my calculator
its not up to 32%

i seriously didnt know the rate for real on the top of my head

thanks nikkygal



@Kobo

ill still get the right figures from someone

@Kobo

this is the way it works

there are different bands of taxable income

assuming u earn 1,000,000 per month

and the bands include

0 - N10,000
10,0000- 50,0000
50,0000- 150,000
150,000 and above
they tax like 20% for each band and like 25% for the last band

so if u make more money, u'll pay more

i'll get the right band and tax rate for u. just asked someone to send to me

ill post here

alamsdee:
let me ask the question properly:

40% of £100000 = £40000
32% of N****** = N*****

Can u complete your own part of the equation pls?

are we comparing Nigeria with UK?

the reason why people are even up and doing presently as regards tax payment is cos of the way the state govt has been going on about collections. Tax in Nigeria is not the same with UK so dont go there

Kobojunkie:
Are you saying you only pay STATE taxes and not Federal?

companies pay to FED while individuals pay to states

Kobojunkie:
That is how income tax works even out here. The income tax rate in Nigeria IS NOT 32% according to FIRS itself. If you can be more specific as to tell us how much you made last year and how much you paid, we can look at it.

LOLOLOLOL

ok kobo

lemme look at my slip properly and the rates as stipulated by LASG

ill get back to u on that

Kobojunkie:
Income tax is not 32% in Nigeria . http://www.firs.gov.ng/individuals.aspx

firs deals with FED govt peeps

Kobojunkie:
Income tax is not 32% in Nigeria . http://www.firs.gov.ng/individuals.aspx

see, ask questions

ask anybody in Lagos

the more you earn, the more u pay

thats the way it works in Lagos

are we clear?

32% income tax, in nigeria

mate, this is a public forum, no dey lie like small pikin.

??

and u expect me to continue chatting with u?


what do u know about the new tax regime in Lagos/Nigeria?

Tkb417,

Na your mate be that o.
All you have ever offered me are ashawos wey dey kuramo beach.
Nonsense Lagos Boy

hehehehe

what shd i offer u?

i still dey struggle, i never reach woosa level na

what percentage of your income goes to the so called "all forms of taxes "??

32%

i have facilitated enuff financing instruments mezz/debt /bond for the construction of SOCs in 9ja
how much in naira

deals are priced in dollars and if u know ur acctng u will know capex on SOCs are usually huge

imagine facilitating a long term debt from afc, like how much do u think that will be in naira
u guess is as good as mine

006:
Does insulting people recklessly show any sign of maturity? Mr man, it doesn’t. Get it!

As I read thru a good thread that was meant to get people’s opinion on our founding fathers, it completely turned sour when I got to yours. Must discussions, debates or whatever turn to fights and insults?

im sure ure taking me for someone else

im not sure ur posts are for me cos i can count when i curse peeps

like i said, ill curse a retard who knows nothing but comes online to display nonsense

gogo123:
THE TBK417 DOES NOT KNOW THAT STANDARD CHARTERED IS A BRITISH BANK AND THAT THERE IS A STANDARD BANK, HE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE 2, WHAT LEVEL OF CONSCIOUSNESS? I ASSUME THAT TELLS IT ALL. EXAM MALPRACTICE PRODUCTS ARE STALKING AROUND

oops!!!

hehehehe

its obvious u cannot read nor write. i stated i always tot stanchart was african like standard

mister man, ure obviously not intelligent cos u still havent answered how OBJ is a nationalist

ur likes shd be using chalkboards to talk to peeps; i dont banter twats like u

waoosa:
Sauron,
I don't know you and you don't me. But I want to promise you something that may change your attitude about Nigeria. am sure once experince this, you would want to come back home.

next time you are coming to Nigeria, Let me know. I will pay your flight down to my state. Lodge you in any hotel you want while I take you round the city. For you not to think someone wants to scam you, I can meet you up and we report to any police office to let them know you are with me. I can do anything to improve the image of our country.

God bless u
the boi has been discussing with coys on how to come back home

b4 the end of the year, dont be surprised when he starts defending Nigerians living at home

alamsdee:
TELL ME ONE GOOD THING U'VE DONE FOR NIGERIA. HOW HAVE U SUPPORTED THE NIGERIAN ECONOMY?

is this hard to figure

i pay all forms of taxes

and ill be happy to let u know i have facilitated enuff financing instruments mezz/debt /bond for the construction of SOCs in 9ja

what else do u want me to do? offer me blood for the cleansing of Nigeria?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459274.msg6181723#msg6181723 date=1276090189]Osita stays back to sleep with em secretaries and receptionists. . . .
Besides, he goes home at nights knowing there's electricity and security.
I cannot vouch the same for any Banker in Lagos. . . . .[/quote]why are u using panadol for another mans headache?

ask aganga why he left Goldman sachs for a post in abuja or ask Okonjo why she left New York for Abuja

the pie is here

the cost of eating that pie is the probs we face day in day out

we are not complaining

alamsdee:
1) it may shock u that I am also British
2) folks like u are the thieves in nigeria that steal from the coffers of the people and show off, i really wonder why the deprived nigerians cannot stand up and eradicate people like u. u ought to be KILLED. NO GOOD HOSPITALS, BAD ROADS, WORTHLESS UNIVERSITIES, WHY ARE U SO PROUD OF YOURSELF. tell me one reputable nigerian university. the average life span of a nigerian is below 45yrs, cos to greedy bastards who steal and dont pay taxes. I HATE U ARISTOCRATS WHO CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES ONLY AND NOT THE PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE STREETS IN NIGERIA. 40% of my income goes out has taxes to support the less priviledged in the uk, and u the rich lucky ones in nigeria bring your loots to spend in the uk, tell me how are u supporting the nigerian economy, u are killing your own economy to build up another, and u feel so proud to brag about it, U SHOULD BE SHOT

chei!!!!
so effing what? almost everyone around me are british so what shd i do? kill meself cos of your identity

gerrout

and who told u im the guvnor of my state? how did i steal your money oooo?

ive never held any public post so how did i steal your money?

i have worked all my life in  private coys so all u wrote is balderdash

i insist ure a yahhoboi cos u cannt reason properly

and one last thing, all your household deserves to be shot @ bar beach

You are one in a million.
My friend here tkb417 wakes up 4am everyday like a soldier in the barracks and he doesn't get home till 11pm.
His pay is nice and mouth-watering but at what cost to his health? Debarring any freak accident, i will live 10 years longer than him.

ol boi, those were the Ikeja days

moved on boss. . . .

i leave the office late cos of the nature of my work

its standard anywhere in the world. ask osikita when he leaves his office in London

006:
^^^

From your first post to the last, you’ve been as vile as ever.
Do you normally talk like this in the public, place of work or at home?
Man, grow up and show some maturity!

excuse me

i insult quickly when i see a retard trying to convince me even in his deranged state

so how do u condone such a remark that tends to equate OBJ with ZIK and AWO

it sounds like a treasonable offence and i dont take lightly to such vibes


ol boi, take your ziggy away from my biz. ok?

You are a glorified simpleton. . . .
24/7 Generator? The last time i went to Naija i couldn't sleep. Generators make noise.
I dunno how people sleep with em and the fumes and the air pollution is nauseating.
Even if you have the noiseless ones, your neighbours are there bursting your eardrums with noise.

The quality of life in Naija is ZILCH. I don't care how many whores you slept with whilst in Naija.
You must lack self-confidence to be paying to sleep with women.
Where do you stay in UK? Brixton i guess. . . . .

so its UK vs UK now

we know the quality of life in 9ja is zero

i agree to that 100%

whoever compares 9ja with any developed country deserves an appointment with a psychiatrist

im just tryin to attend to the yahooboiz in London wey no go let us hear word cos den dey live for London

all of una dey crase

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459274.msg6181499#msg6181499 date=1276088612]I don't reckon with other parts. . . . .apart from ABUJA.
Where there's no massive traffic and mosquitoes, the pay is shyte. [/quote]hehehehe

Bonny island= the pay is shyte
Port Harcourt? the pay is shyte

Warri? pay is shyte?

what are u talking about?

ure losing touch with what goes on in 9ja o paddy

and i dont ever want to see u with ma sister o

alamsdee:
tkb417, please grow up.

do you live in the UK too?

shame on the consular for allowing you enter that country cos u dont seem to understand simple english

someone said 9jas wake up 5am and get home daily 11pm and i asked if Lagos is the only place in Nigeria

so what point did your post carry?

@Sauron
see people wey u dey roll with; id rather die living in afghanistan than rub minds with these charlatans wey no sabi how to read and write

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459274.msg6181465#msg6181465 date=1276088325]Like waking up everyday by 5am and returning home by 11pm?[/quote]Is Lagos the only place in Nigeria?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459274.msg6181406#msg6181406 date=1276087775]Hehehehehe. . . . . . . . .
I have never stayed in anyone's place whenever i visit Naija.
I don't even stay in ma own house for fear of armed robbers and blood-licking Mosquitoes.

I am a night crawler. . . . . Staying with ma folks is a whole lot of stress with so many gates to pass through and those gates stay shut at nights.
I nor get time to dey stress maself or bribing vigilante groups. . . . . . .
So tkb. . . . .U nor get point and i reiterate, you don't pay ALL your bills(your baby-sister told me so). [/quote]my baby sister doesnt live in ur part of London so u would never have crossed her path

u come to Nigeria and stay in shanty sheraton and u wont let me rest?

u know how much ur hombre dey spend when i show for dt side

u nor fit impress tkb na

go and siddon u this fake london boi

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459274.msg6181348#msg6181348 date=1276087350]No one is disputing where you live. . . . .I know you stay in Dodan Barracks
The issue is you don't pay ALL the bills where you stay, chikena.[/quote]so how did you know i dont pay the bills?

u be sorcerer? i pay all my bills

abi u wan come stay with me? no chance in hell

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=459274.msg6181293#msg6181293 date=1276086976]LIAR LIAR
PANTS ON FIRE.

The only bill you pay in that house is your DSTV subscription and that is ALL because of Man Utd and Berbatov. [/quote]see this one

i live in the tushest part of las gidi apart from Ikoyi so what are u talking about

my peeps live in Ikeja

go and tell ur agents they missed this one

LITTLE ONE, I WILL START BY RECOGNIZING YOUR OBVIOUS LIMITATIONS,(BAD ENGLISH,YOU EVEN BELIEVE IN CURSES) THANK GOD THAT ONE CAN HIDE BEHIND THIS SCREEN IF NOT PEOPLE WOULD WONDER WHY AM I RESPONDING TO YOU,LIKE A PREVIOUS POSTER SAID THESE PEOPLE WERE CEILING-ED BY THE ZIESTGIEST OF THEIR TIMES(IS THAT TOO HIGH SOUNDING FOR YOU?) MY DEAR WE ARE TALKING OF NATION BUILDING HERE AND NOT YOUR CLUSTERS AND SETTLEMENTS IN OKENNA AND ILE IFE, OBJ MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN IT WRONG IN SOME OF HIS ACTIONS BUT THESE THREE SO CALLED FOUNDING FOUNDERS DELIBERATELY TOOK THE WRONG ROAD FOR WHAT EVER REASON KNOWN TO THEM
AND IF I DECIDE TO GET DOWN TO YOUR ARID MIND THIS AFTERNOON, I WILL LACERATE YOU SO MUCH THAT YOU WILL FEEL THE PHYSICAL PAIN, WHAT IS SO SACROSANCT ABOUT THESE MEN THAT YOU CANT CRITICIZE THEM, AM NO FAN OF OBJ BUT TO AN EXTENT HE WAS MORE OF A NATIONALIST THAN THESE THREE

Jesus wept!!!!

ure a disgrace!!

i asked a simple question and you gave that crap above

one last chance to answer like a sane mind

waht did OBJ do as a nation builder? by demolishing Odi? or by aggravating Niger Delta issues?

what a dunce u are

Argentina 3 Nigeria 1
Korea 2 Nigeria 2
Nigeria 3 Greece 2

4 pts

Nigeria and Argentina to scale thru cos Argentina will flog other countries
Greece and Korea will play draw

tbk417
You are taking this too seriously and like Le moor said, it is wrong to assume that every Nigerian that goes to the UK stays in a hotel (if that's what you do). The fact is that some Nigerians stay with family and friends when they are in the US and in the UK. You also have to put into consideration that a lot of Nigerians visit the US and UK because they have people in those countries. Some stay because it makes their trip less expensive while some stay with family and friends who insist on that even though they can afford hotel accommodation. Afterall, we don't observe the same levels of visitation (holiday and not business, hustle, immigration) in the UK and US that one observes in other parts of the world. How many Nigerians holiday in Australia, Hungary, Mexico, Spain, Portugal, etc?

true;

i also think the reason why some 9jas stay with relatives is usually at the instance of the person abroad. Same applies when a relative comes to 9ja on a visit cos usually, since they have been separated for a while, it makes sense to stay together (if not married) to catch up on stuffs.
It has nothing to do with affordability or shrewdness as some are making it sound.

Katsumoto
thats my response to texxazpete

i didnt say anythin about my personal experiences on this thread and i practically shared same opinion with you. again, the reason people stay with relatives is cos it affords them an avenue to catch up on lost times not because they cant afford the hotels