₦airaland Forum

blackspade:
In yankee, living as an illegal is not as difficult as Britain. Many large US cities are sanctuary cities (including the one I live in), which means the police or employers cannot ask you about your immigration status.

Sham marriages are also much easier to conduct. Hardly anyone gets caught unless they are really obvious with their motives.

very true

kokoye:
I don
I dont want to put some people out there but man, you will surely be surprised at the professional jobs some illegals have here in the United States, especially when you have been through college and got experience here. Some of them even have / own IT companies hiring citizens. Maybe it is because most agree that America is an immigrant nation.

I agree that the United Kingdom is a sufferhead country.

lololol very correct

Cristalz:
@TKB
Hehehe. . .hear yourself. Lagos is not safe once it's dark, everybody knows that.

Abuja is organized. . .no touts, no muggers.

ok, make i finish this game. i go face u

by the way
awon Boiz must score 1 this half o
i cant shout

all we are saying, give us 1 goallll

ritchboy:
Frank Lampard is not shit. . . Poop is a more appropriate term. Nani is the best winger Man Utd have ISO

only God understands ur post

speak our language bro

Emperoh
i have about 10,000 MT of some disinfectants
ill soon wash this place clean

these spaniards strong o

we must win by force

see this one
Lagos is safe 2am

that ur Abuja wey na only u go dey outside for 10pm
abeg o

dayokanu:
You should be smarter boy, trigger the fire alarm and they would chase everyone out of the building themself

make camera go catch me
u dey crase

Cristalz:
Wow, the stadium is packed!
Really this shoulda been the final, not a semi.

@TKB
Why didn't you go?

the slave masters in ma office wouldnt allow me go
i formed sickness tire but na lie

Ill be consoled if we beat them sha

But Lagos fans are the best in this country

chei
i never see banner from Honeric and co oo

im not hapi im not there
Lagos for show

are u saying Sauron lives in Peckham?
with all his phonetics?

orisirisi

4-0 for Switzerland

i dey fear Switzerland

I still prefer uk than this filthy naija, at least i don't have to buy fuel for generator, and would not get my hear polluted to crazy generator noise

anywhere else than this messed up country, no light no jerk, everything is costly and value of life is very low, basic human needs is ZERO

so what are you comparing? most of everyone condemning Peckam, Old Kent among you Nigerians on here, would call for party if got UK visa.

Be real Nigerians

now its about Nigeria
is it anybodys biz u lived in okokomaiko/somolu or Olodi Apapa when u were in Nigeria
get a life dude!!

face your peckham story and leave my beloved Nigeria outta this schitzo

3-0
this Switzerland na monsters

GTay:
^^^ I would rather watch 9ja vs Switzerland rather than Columbia who i feel have been very lucky thus far.
To be the best, you must beat the best . If we can handle spain, then i daresay the cup is ours already.

sorry
i want to play the easiet team
dont wanna have heart attacks playin a good team

we must win by force

nateevs:
Really ?

obviously not as good as Essien and Ballack

GTay:
^^^ LoL, I think its better we play the strongest teams. Why u dey fear?

ah, u need to see what im seeing
they are playing like Brasil

first half ended

Switzerland 2 Colombia 0
i dont want to play these Switzerland boiz o

see shots and passes

chei

lol
Khalifa is the best player in Switzerland

he scored from a penalty

and i think the scoreline is 2-0

switzerland leading

AjanleKoko:
I have a poser for you guys.
I have an old schoolmate; studied geophysics, graduated 2.2, couldn't find a job, now went to Spain via West Africa, skulked around there for a few years, somehow found his way via ship to Minnesota, hung out there for a couple of years, hitchiked to Texas, met up and got married with someone who was a US citizen, somehow legalized his status, and is now finally doing some legit work (not sure what he's doing now, but he came back home for the first time in 8 years a few months back).

Would you say the risk didn't pay off in the end? I mean, if he had stayed back home, too proud or scared to take the plunge. . . how would you fancy his chances?

he came back home after 8 years?
na wa o
i dont ave an idea if stayin at home would have helped

i wont advise anybody to take that route sha
i no get liver

i no fit go stadium ooo

swiss and Colombia is on

1-0 b4 the TV froze
Khalifa scored a penalty

has the situation changed anybody?

Kalou will enter my own team
dunno why Malouda and Joe Cole play ahead of him

Lampard? hes shit

better than the Viewer himself

drnonye:
as far as i am concerned, we r Nigerians by chance and not by choice.

OK, we r Nigerians living in Nigeria. and by definition, we r termed legal. what benefits do we enjoy as legals in our country.

lets don't pretend. people come here (UK) 2 work their ass out 2 make reasonable money invest back home. these investment will not only secure their future and that of their families, it would also help Nigerian as a whole by offering jobs.

so who ever is saying folks shouldn't find ways 2 come here is only myopic. look as the big picture

my advice is this. hustle and find a way 2 UK. if u do come, u need 2 work hard under very harsh condition for abut 3 yrs. b discipline and u will make reasonable money 2 invest back home.

i know folks that were illegal, made money and have returned home and opened business. there is no way they would have legally made such money in 9ja.

i agree with some of ur points but i disagree with some
i wont tell my relative to go abroad illegally. thats one

2 -saying they wouldnt have made such money in Nigeria is false
i stand to be corrected, the richest Nigerians live in Nigeria

how much can you possibly make working as an illegal immigrant? how much?


@Ajanlekoko
my oga; you can only call urself a big boi in 9ja cos of the setting and the our mode of living and lifestyle
most cool guys in UK i know do not even ride cars to work. They'll rather use the effective and efficient transport system
The place is a leveller for all and sundry

Nobody sees the coins in ur pocket
Thats the point i tried to make not that they arent living large or not capable of living large. But the way the thing was mis-interpreted to the extent some already labelled it self aggradizement con tire me o
lol

nyways, diff strokes for all folks

jay bee:
wouldn't wish any friend of mine to go abroad and live illegally simply because it's such an emotional roller coster. so many hurdles to cross and we can sit here and start naming them one by one.

I think the real question is would a Nigerian tagged among boderline poverty or poverty itself should consider living abroad illegaly? i think the honest answer will be a big YES cos living illegally abroad no matter how harsh it seems still presents a small/defined element of hope that if calculated properly can help set such individual up for ever.

Hope in Nigeria for someone without connection or some sort of luck is something that might not be realised in a life-time but with western world you still get your way round basic amenities (not going to be easy but it can still be done if smart)

na lie joh
awon London big boiz don dey talk
oya, tell us hw u take make am

so when the REF gets it wrong, they shld start banning and fining them too

Goalkeerper- Cech
RB- Bosingwa
LB-Evra
CB-Vidic
CB-Terry
RW-Kalou
Lw-Anelka
CB-Essien
CB-Ballack
CF-Rooney
CF-Drogba

3 outta 11
not bad

OMO IBO:
can i ask you never to stick your tongue out at me.

i do not swing that way.

fck u

Cristalz:
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@TKB
What happened to the yoga classes I enrolled you in?

ive completed the therapy

im fine nau

Ibime
dont start that here
im half Igbo half Yoruba  

Omo IBO
orie ti fo danu

OMO IBO:
LMAO,
Cristalz, if anyone took it personal it definitely was not me.
I knew i was gettin under TKB's skin which is the reason he got personal.
If there's anyone who needs to grow a thick skin that person is TKB.


Anyways, do you guys have any sense of humour??

ol boi, TKB this TKB that, wetin sef?
im breathing so free me

yeah , im developin a thick skin to ur childsplay

Eastbay:
Criz,
Leave that ball-bearing dealer for us.na him go tire.
I bet he just got a laptop in his shed and wants to flex for his fellow traders at trade fair.
Please we're enjying the comic relief he's providing,especially since we're gonna be on an international break.
I must say he speaks good english for someone his level.
I hope he's not wearing those pirated chelsea jerses that Chelsea is known for.

like Dyabmans abibas
thos chelsea fans be shege i swear

na be ethanol

i don kpeme

stillwater:
I just asked where were the pics with one other comment and I turn to kabudu.

Won't answer before I derail the thread.

lol @ kabudu

nyways, u can say; nobody will eat u up

saurons pic isnt here so no show for ya

tensor777:
There are way too many posters who are going off on a tangent here.

The topic is not about comparing the facilities and infrastructure in the West with that of Nigeria which is really beside the point. Most immigrants travel to better themselves and not merely to enjoy 24 hour light and water.
It is not even about legal immigrants or those who initially had the papers to be in the West but whose papers have expired.

It is actually about those who decide to take the perilous Journey across the Sahara Desert with little or no planning or funds all in the vain hope of reaching Europe.
The truth is that such people have very little chance of making it in Europe even if they eventually get there.

may God bless you

heck. who doesnt know living abroad is better than living in Nigeria

abeg, help me tell them to stick to topic or ignore the thread
haba; what are we saying, what are they typing
na wa for comprehension o

next poster pls
hw do we lock this thread sef from these vermins?