₦airaland Forum

Tkb Happy Birthday dear!
Where's the party at?

u surely cant make it
6 hr flight. im sawrry
ill send ur Champagne (Don Perignon 1999) through my hommie

dont worry

Happy Birthday,which club make we hook up later in the evening?.
Abi u sef dey mourn Wacko?

correct person. Thank you jare

u go show?
auto lounge later on tonite

M.J's death is painful. not hapi at all

A freedom fighter just came back from Germany where he went for Medical check up.


Abeg free me. This guy is worse than the Nigerian politicians. He is holding Yar'Adua hostage.

hehehehe
Freedom fighter travelling for check ups?
can Ateke go to the airport?
the dude wants part of the money they are about to share
he shld be fried in hot palm oil

The amnesty proposed to the likes of you will cease to take effect on 4th oct and anybody caught with even an "Awka" made hand gun will be shown the way to abyss. Hence why I advised you as a fellow Nairalander to give up robbery.

oh ok. ill think about it

On the other hand, you might save yourself some energy by giving yourself the retirement gift intended for me. No need to go all the way to PH to constitute nuisance there, instead locate the position of your brains, point your "awka made" towards that location and pull the large pin with your finger. I promise you will find peace all of a sudden.

did i tell u i wanna die?
Suicide is not on my agenda this year and next

Thank God its friday
Thank God its me birthday today
Thank God im alive

work today is on a low cos i got to work late. You guy shld come and see how we were driving in the flood today
The whole of Lagos is a piece of rubbish. FLOOOOD everywhere.
damn!

Not too much on my desk today as im just doing follow up meetings to ensure effective closure of the deals im running
tonite will be boombastic, y'all are invited.
if you dont do alcohol, stay back

cheers

The take home pay is about N150K assuming you pay the maximum PAYE tax at the rate of 20%. It was far higher than this until they cancelled their DCP scheme. Though bonuses are usually paid in December of every year. New staff dont usually take this until a year after they are recruited as they are perceived not to have contributed in generating the profit that result to the bonuses.

tkb417 is not a former staff of KPMG. He does not have any information that proves this.

B4 this thread, i have made statements of the consulting firm i worked but not KPMG on this blog
so whats the fuss?

tkb417

Why have you chosen to argue blindly?  Must you give misleading information for the sake of winning an argument?

How much do you think it cost KPMG to sponsor an employee to take each diet of ICAN (you can only take one diet per year except staff taking the foundation stage)?  The cost of attending lecture at Wyse or SAFE (which are the two they use) is more than N30k per diet, with the cost of transportation which is approximately N10k per person.  The firm also pay the cost of the exams which in most cases is about N25K and each staff will be given 6 weeks holiday to prepare for the exams and the days of the exams to sit.

If the salary of a staff per month is about N200K, the total cost to the firm to sponsor the exams per year is about N300K (30+10+25+225)K.  I qualified when I was with them and I still communicate with my friends who are now managers (i had to call them again today to confirm this).

what have you said?
whats the arguement all about? how much they pay entry level? this disjointed piece doesnt make meaning to me
misleading arguement? do you know me?

FACTS: Entry level pay is about 150k just like FBN and Union Bank so whats the misleading info

ur friends are managers in KPMG?
hehehehe. It will interest you to know that a lot of guys here have worked in those places, are chartered and are captains in finance industries already
i do not have to blow anything to make points.
very well said mr. elebute (lol)

i have chosen to ignore ur posts henceforth.

all the best man

October 4th is just around the corner. The ball in now in your court on whether to quit armed robbery and assassination or be treated the way you've been threatening to treat Asari and I.

A stich in time saves nine, so I was told

heheheheh
whats happening on October 4?
i'll quit armed robbery and assasination soon but watch it so i wont use you as my retirement gift

Among all the beasts in nigeria, you deemed only Asari's brains fit to be blown out?

Shame on you.

ill blow ur brains too if you dont take ya time

hehehehe. . . . the clock is ticking!

i know na. ill get married soon In Jesus name

I dey sha.

Which kain nonsense you dey yarn about Asari sef. Take time oh! Make Ijaw boys no catch you dey yarn opaks. If Asari dey live for Abuja, wetin come concern you? You know how many JTF dey find am for PH?

na me go kill Asari myself. . .
nobody can catch me. I don run from PH/Bonny for una tey tey
im in Lagos, nothing can shake me from here

O boy happy beffday o. . . . so how old you done clock today?

shebi u don use style style calculate my age one day
29

how ur side?

and most people are blind and cannot see they are only using the malaise to make money for themselves alone
how much has he given out from the millions of dollars they are sharing

siddon there make trouser dey wear you

@Ibime
siddon dey look jare.  .   .

Na wa o

was the amnesty extended to Asari Dokubo too?
Thought the guy has been living in Abuja for about three years now
Is Dokubo still living in the Niger Delta?

perhaps he is just negotiating for better pay

Asari a freedom fighter
Asari is a politician. he lives in Abuja
He travels up and down as he likes.

He doesnt live in the creeks so he should shut the fck up for the Sagbamas and Atekes of this world to talk
He probably needs more money like you said.
Someone shld just go and blow his brains out whereever he is
faggoty bigot

R.I.P man. I grew up loving ur songs, loving ur ways, trying to learn ur steps, trying to dress like you.
Its unfortunate the heavens are crying and the whole of Lagos is wet/flooded cos the heavenly tears are just too much.

today is ma buffday and i cant seem to be in a good mood cos we lost you.

we loved you but the Almighty God loves you more
R.I.P man  

kay

we learnt the same thing o
sciolism
shey i get the spellings right?

Mod ke?
Debosky and Muki set me up. . . . . .2 GAYnners ganged up together to bruise me.
Why send your ID to Ajanlekoko? Send it to TB Joshua(Muki's uncle)

lmao!!
u dey crase? Ajanlekoko is someones moniker on NL

Kay
u don learn something

Ibime no go kill person with his oyinbo
I think the contest is who really invented Grammar and not who sabi footie pass

game on.  .   .   .

@all the MODs on this blog
are you all smoking something?

i want to send something thru ur PM na?
abi u wan make i flash my ID/tel number here?

Ibime is just like dayokanu i agree 
ive been tempted to punch DK in my house b4 on rubbish i know footie pass u claims

On this issue, both of them are right.  .   .  .its getting heated tho so guys lets exercise some restraints
2 correct footie afficionados

sauron
are u still a mod?
i want to send my ID to Ajanlekoko.

debosky can u help?

RVP was a winger when I was introduced to him and I know the problems he has encountered playing there

can u explain this bit?

Ibime
i think you both have a point. RVP had behavioural issues while in feyenood and he was also played outta position

RVP can play as a winger but will perform better if hes played as a top man which is very true. hes played as a winger many times which makes debosky also very correct

all the unnecessary self aggrandizement should stop henceforth or i call the cops
Im actually enjoying it cos it shows how deep you people are in footie

we know who sabi this game, no be for mouth.
I hope the apprentices on this blog are taking one or 2 titbits

@Otuwe
Lemme tell you this, if you really wanna work in a world class environment that can shape your life for the future then pwC and KPMG will do justice to that. In terms of pay, they wont really offer much but the training will open doors for you in future

in Nigeria, KPMG is by far the best. Anybody that has worked in the 2 places will know what im saying
the pay for entry level will range from like 120-150 depending on some allowances
and note that in KPMG you can earn your promotion yearly with the increase in pay.

If you do well and get ur ICAN (in KPMG) or ACCA ( in pwC), then the sky is the limit.
Guys knowing fully well that u have your charter and the experential learning you have got will latch onto you like a bee will do honey

if you have to choose between pwC and KPMG, KPMG is the place to go
cheers

Ajanlekoko
i just got this
ill do as u say.

correct man

akin alabi is getting marrieddddddddddd

abeg invite me o

congrats

grabs popcorn and sit to watch cinema

oya, over to you debosky

career- exam results not out yet
business- i failed in that one. still trying to get one running
marriage- not yet
spiritual - failed woefully. I now drink like fish, party like a fool and i dont even read my bible. I hope Jesus wont come this year

this 2nd half, ill try.

emergency gunners are not accepted

person dey arouse u for there abi wetin concern Agbero with overload
leave me joh

who ask you

kay_Pumping

But I know someone that works in ericson with a third class.

2 of my friends while serving now work with ericsson and they didnt graduate with First Class

maybe its a new policy

BTW,what's the difference between he's doing now and Ade's rants and Persie not wanting to sign until we he's "assured" we have ambition Just thinking out loud

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no diff my bro

when we get married, all issues/expenses partaining to running the house, investment and leisure would have been discussed, agreement made and afterwards, things will just be playing itself out according to our pre-arrangements.

a football viewing centre,in a strategic area.

that is what hes going to bring back to Nigeria to sell

I'm beginning not to understand the logic behind your argument.  I said if you are on ICAN track, you pay should be about N2.1M (as at effective October 2006).  I'm sure they'll be earning more at present as they increase salary every year.  If you dont need ICAN in your line of work, then N2.5M is salary (The N300K differential is used to cover the cost of ICAN for those on ICAN path).

First Bank as at 2006 was paying less than N1.2M to entry level staff.  So how can you compare that to KPMG's salary?

and if you read well, i have told you my facts are based on 2009 figures.
the banks in question will match KPMGs pay as at today. (entry level)
FYI, the difference in pay betwen those on ICAN track and those that are not is about 30,000 after all deductions
You can check.

at least Arsenal were winninf b4 he came
so he shld try to get his team to the old winning ways instead of yarning opaks