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How will Man u cope when Sir Alex quits?

Man chester United is an institution and not SAf's property
there was United before SAF and United will remain after he goes
Never mind, he didn't do the job alone. . . . we'll get competent hands to handle it!!

Gbam!!!!!!!!!

Tevez may leave Man utd for liverpool or chelsea.

I think Rafa should make a bid.

Obasanjo has a better chance of ruling America than Pool getting Tevez.
Liverpool ko, Loserfool ni

The arrogant spanish waiter.
with or without him,we have equalled their tally.
Only in his dreams are liverpool better than united.the table never lies.
Is he that dumb?

abeg,mancs,who won our player of the season?Heard Tevez was missing?is that a sign?the build-up to rome continues.Whatever Benitez says is highly irrelevant,as it has been most of the season.We need to focus on the job at hand.Time Check:9 days to go.

Rafa is an idiot.
We won the carling
we threw away the FA cup
We won the league
we are in the UCL finals, so whats the poof saying?

how come Pool didnt win or play in the finals of any of those tourneys?
i can bet it Chelsea or Arsenal will win the league ahead of RAFA even if UTD will not win.
Lets see how many trophyless seasons he'll get b4 they send him to Madrid

Bring on Barca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One United!

Ps: Can we please beg SAF to sign Tevez?
was almost in tears when the dude started waving at the crowd.
he loves United, He loves the fans, he loves to play footie for us, he wants to die at UTD

Sign Tevez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hleb is the most selfless player i know. . . . . . .
OMG, i wish United can sign this outstanding reader of the game.
If there's a stat made for assists of assists. . . . . .Hleb will win that every season.
He made Cesc Fabregas a world class player.

we want who can score. we already have plenty people that can read games

Nope. . . . .but it's unfair to say Berbatov is LAZY.
I hate it when fans who don't watch footie with their brain cells brand him as a lazy athlete.
If you quit the lazy talks, i will keep his defensive stats under wraps.

hehehehehe
u don dey kolo

nyways, lets talk about next season

in terms of improving our squad, what should we do?

Almunia is not playing
tht will be a massacre!!!

And Dimitar has delivered this season.
He has even performed beyond me expectation looking at his defensive stats and the offensive one.
Berbatov tackles more than Rooney, Tevez and Ronaldo. . . . . .How is that for a hard-working striker?
Y'all peops need to watch the game with your eyes open

Oh lawd!!! did we buy him to be defending?

we want goals. simple

That is not TRUE. . . . . .
If the ball had crossed the goal line, we would be drooling over how brilliant the kick was.
He missed a penalty, big deal. . . . . Rio missed too but no one remembers that.
Berbatov is always the scape-goat. He is the reason there is credit crunch.

lil did you know to whom much is given, complete it urself

Anybody can miss a penalty. Ronaldo missed against Barcelona and Chelsea in the biggest games of last season.

yeah. the nature of the miss is what im talking about
With the way Berba played his kick, with no goalie in the post, the ball wouldnt enter the net

na wa o

Which is why Berbatov's cool head is priceless.
He will not take shots like a dolt when he knows a team-mate is free, he will rather find a team-mate with a pass.
That is what the game needs. . . .A calm player who retains the ball even when under pressure than a hit/miss dude like Ronaldo.

The hit/miss dude will get 42 goals a season while Mr. Cool wont get 20
One thing is sure in life, what you do often, your chances of success will be higher than someones who will not attempt or scarcely attempt to do things
The reason Mr.Hit/miss is the most worshipped baller today is his approach to games.
Hit the ball every fcking opportunity.

Berba cant even play a penalty so what are we talking about? or was he thinking of intercepting a pass when playing penatly kicks? Berba is high on barbeach water abeg

I can bet 70% of those shots are his freekicks.

are you saying 7 outta his 10 shots are freekicks?
how many freekicks do we get in a game?

Of course. . . . . . .
Berbatov has been more accurate than Ronaldo.
Of Ronaldo's 176 shots, only 57 of them were on target.
Berbatov has 24 shots on target out of the 56 shots he has attempted.
You do the math.

ol boi yarn correct
if u have plenty shots, its obvious the error rate will be more

CR7 had a whopping 176 shots to a paltry 56 from Berba
whos supposed to be playing the shots? I tot CR7 plays from the wing and Berba our striker?
hes a goat!!

CR7's shots on targets are even more than all Berba could attempt
the guy is suffering fro swineflu for real

Wont Adebayor target O'shea?
i hope we are not in soup?
Rio shld resign if he cant play footie again abeg

in addition to the money, bring ur brains
dont forget it o.

U'll need ur brains more than u need the dough.
As for how much? 25milla will be adequate

still got me confused man. I asked you to rephrase your question and you descend to warning me of , ?? man Im totally confused on how to respond to this

let it slide man. . . .

Tomorrow's game will be tough. . . . . .
Intel from Carrington says Rio Ferdinand will NOT be taking part tomorrow and that is going to be tough.
With Arshavin back for Arsenal, we are going to have one helluva ride tomorrow.
I think United should start looking for a fit centre-back in the summer. Rio is proving to be unreliable.

Thats true
i hope the idiot will be on the field against Barca.
If we have Evans and they have Gibbs, then its 50:50
everything is cool

Shooting accuracy = shots on target/total shots attempted.
Berbatov has more accuracy than other United strikers including your idol, TEVEZZA

so are you saying Berba had more shots on target/total shots attempted more than Ronaldo?
Blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!

Tevez is not me idol. You know i dont like him. His silly runs on the field makes me sick. My arguement is, i can still live with Tevez's wahala. Berbas inadequacies are getting unbearable for me. he needs to shape in or shape out.
hes darn too expensive for what you claimed hes doing now. Intercepting passes and spraying tackles
he shld put the balls in the fcking net just like Tevez is doing

cant remember when tht dolt scored last

. He has a shooting accuracy of 56% attempts on target, which matches Ronaldo, beats Rooney’s 46% and Tevez’s 44%.
Berbatov also beats Gerrard’s 43%, Torres’ 42%

shooting accuracy? someone who doesnt put balls in the net?
so whats accurace about his shooting

ol boi, make we talk about tmrs game

is Champagne on ice yet for our celebration tmr?
im doing it in a big way with my cream UTD gurls

venue: wil be decided an hour b4 kickoff.
Sauron, can u fly in just for this one? its gonna be fantastic

u dey vex?

hehehe. thanks sha

@Mowire
Pls check my email on your NL profile.
A mail from the NL ADMIN has my email.

You can add me on your Yahoo or send me an email pls.
I would have sent the email if i had yours.

Cheers

32m is a lot but if United has spent close to that on a Berba, this Berba then maybe we should think of how to keep a player who gives 110% everytime on the pitch whether against Scunthorpe in the Carling Cup or Barca and Inter in the UCL .

MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Mowire

Hey bro. Can we talk pls. Need to ask you some questions if you dont mind.

Ill try to get my email acros to you
cheers

@Midas
Nice analysis

Come this man, before a plane takes off doesn't it taxi? The headless chicken runs first to gather momentum before it flies with its exposed, pulsating jugular aimed for your eyes.

Sleep.

dont mind Sauron. we need to start flogging him on this thread to understand some points

Tevez has done better than Berba.
Simple. We need somebody to offload, it should be Berba. Nobody is above making mistakes, Rafa made a mistake buying Keane and he sold him back to them at a loss without blinking. Lets move on too and count our losses
SELL BERBA to Spurs even if its for 5milla.

Macheda will fill his space if we cant get money to buy Benzema and Villa. Tevez shouldnt be the scapegoat for SAF's wasteful spending.
I happened to be one ofthe people championing the Berba's course on this thread, but now, make the boi go back abeg.

can you imagine the penalty he played against Everton If someone doesnt have the energy to score a penalty kick, then his chances of scoring in an open play is 1/10. Hes damn too stupid as a player. sorry to say

You should be clubbed in the brain to say Torres is not a 9

I didnt say that.
Is Klose a 9? Yes!!! Does he play 9 for Bayern? NO!!
So understand your footie very well oga sir!

Torres plays behind Villa in the national team so check your TV very well too

If Torres is an 8 then Gerard is the 9 innit? He payed as a full 9 in Spain ahead of Xavi, Iniesta and Villa.
Gerard as a midfielder has not impressed me. Define the duties of a midfielder and tell me how Gerard has accomplished that technically
I don't care all about media boy or not. Duty wise, carrick is a well defined midfielder. You can at best call Gerard an utility attacking player.
if he was so good in midfield, why did Rafa reposition him. First as a roaming player, Then a left winger
Before finally getting some good equation right, positioning just behind Torres.
Tell me, if Capello has a Xabi Alonso, Frank lampard, Gerard and Carrick who will he choose

u havent said anything
all stats and reviews show Gerrard to be a better player. If you have stats that prove otherwise, bring it or you remain silent forever

Compare very well, between club performance and national performance, where is he better?
As a midfielder he has done RIEN for England. Wake up man, carrick is a better midfielder. i don't know about a better player.

and yet, he cant bench Gerrard in the national team?
ol' boi go siddon

Acura?
I need your number sef make we dey run things

kindly rephrase your question cos I don't get your point at all

i wasnt making any point. I asked you a simple question based on what you posted.
I'll advise u refrain from saying what you dont know anything about!

cheers!

Presido
What makes Steven Gerard's game so Special?
I will prefer an articulate, coordinated and precise passer in Carrick than a Gerard thats all about motivation
Also while making this comparison lets check position of play. As a midfielder, Gerard was shyte.
Passes? break-up attack? intercept passes? he failed woefully. The only position where Gerard stands above Carrick is in starting an attack.

Hmmm
Emperoh. Youre kidding aite?
Have you been watching football when Gerrard was playing as a midfielder?
Do you know where he plays for England? is a support striker for England? how come hes the best midfielder in England?
Gerrard cannot pass the ball? Thats a suicidal post from someone who analyses footie everyday
Clean up all that thing or else ull be delisted from the list of footie afficionados on NL
when Chelsea wanted to buy Gerrard, what position was he playing?
Gerrard failed as a midfielder? This is the first time im reading that in my life.
i tot he got 23 goals as a midfielder in 2005/6 season.
you people shld just stop saying rubbish. Only a Man United fan will say Carrick is better than Gerrard.
No coach in the world will prefer carrick to Gerrard apart from Sauron and Emperoh.

Thats why he has functioned more as a supporting striker than a midfielder. he is just a motivator with no real footballing contribution
As an 8, i will go with Rooney so he will stay on my bench!!

hmmm, now you dont know what ure saying. Gerrard is only a motivator with no footballing contribution looks more like Emperoh is speaking in tongues. How do you motivate without you playing football. Only the best or the brain behind a team can motivate. Its just like saying Keano, Terry only motivate without footballing contribution. Im trying to understand this thing u guys are saying cos it makes no sense

Also there is no way you can Compare Rooney and Torres
Compare Anelka/Drogba and Torres or Santa Cruz and Torres or Adebayor and Torres
Torres is a 9 Rooney is a supporting striker 8!!! geddit?

Torres is a 9?
hehehehe
when he plays for Spain, what position does he play?
Ol' boi, U'll do better selling cars than trying to analyse footie o cos i dont understand all ure saying

whos a better striker Torres or Rooney ure chatting hebrew!
leave story!

Stats.
That's what they are.
interprete them anyway you want.

The general consensus was that berba was bought to score goals.He hardy ventures in to the vital error.

don't know which tackles you're talking about.i'm sure Sauron doesn't believe that same stat.
Tackles?Please spare me.More than the defence?Jack.
the spoon can't tackle to save his alice band from falling from his mop-head.

when did he become Djemba Djemba?
we didnt buy him to intercept and tackle abeg

let him put the ball in the net
even Vida is more prolific than Berba

And for those who don't know, that is why multinationals who know what they are doing come abroad every year to recruit Nigerians. Its not just about the knowledge, its the change in orientation, change in way of thinking, if you don't know, it matters a lot!

yeah, u right!!!
which of the multinationals recruit based on those? ill like to know just to for the records

A shorter event leaves tkb417 less hours to work his magic on Maray, is his game tight enough?

thts right!
if ma game is tight enuff? we shall see on that day

Carrick is a billion times more effective than Gerrard in the midfield and Gerrard has no space in the United team.
I will have Rooney ahead of Gerrard and i will have Fletcher and Carrick(water carriers) in the United midfield than Stevie G.
Bleep his goals, Bleep his input.

says who?
when Gerrard was playing in the center of the midfield, he was still the best Liverpool player.
For someone to be the most influential player in a team as strong as Pool, then he will walk into any team

The reason why Chelsea bought Essien was because they couldnt get Gerrard
Gerrard will always be any teams first option either in the mid or as a support striker

ask Capello or any other coach
U can ring SAF and ask if he wont sell Carrick for Gerrard

Cristalz
yes o, i dont like Tevez myself cos of the way he runs up and down but i think hes performed better than Berbatov our new midfield maestro.
The dude shld be auctioned to Osakka Reds in Japan
30 milla Thats fraud between SAF and Levy

And what has Gerrard won in the past 3 seasons Carrick has been with United?
Lemme start this way. . . . . .Carrick is the best United midfielder, isn't it?
Scholesy hasn't played many games, Anderson joined only last season.
Hargreaves, Giggsy and Flecther have all been in and out in the last 3 seasons so Michael Carrick is the highest common factor.
Is it his brilliance or just mere coincidence that we have won 3 EPL titles and on our way to win UCL back to back?
Man mii, Michael Carrick is the most effective midfielder in England. . . .All those bust gusting Gerrard runs are deceptive.

i wont engage you on the Berba/Tevez thing cos that can slow down my work
im also arguing with one of my EDs on this so its an arguement that wont end in years

as for Carrick and Gerrard.
Rooney is our best striker and hes won everything but Torres hasnt won ZILCH
whos a better striker?
Torres by a billion miles

so that should answer your Carrick and Gerrard thingy

BB coming
Now, i cant miss it

so whats the deal?
6 fleshys to go with the bones? its cool like dat
The ratio will probably even out b4 the D-day.

lets go

It's like saying Gerrard is better than Carrick. . . . . .
Na yam?

ill start with this,
Gerrard is better than Carrick a billion times

back to your stats
you only gave us stats on tackles and interceptions
did we buy Berbatov to be flying in tackles? he shld stick to what we bought him for
if we wanted people to be intercepting passes and spraying tackles, then Berba isnt who we shld have bought

Goals: Tevez has scored more while playing fewer games
In as much as i wouldnt want to go into Berba this Tevez that, its obvious from all we have seen this season that, Tevez did more for UTD than Berbatov. Im not saying one is better than the other but based on performances on the pitch, the one who deserved to be flunged to the far east is Berbatov. Not Tevez

Buy Tevez, Buy Tevz, Buy Tevez is the song at OT
so Sauron, why are you singing a discordant tune here?
This is an extension on OT u know

as AJK noted, they them fall back on the phone/accent and i can tell you with an accent and the right amount of bulls- you will go very far.

omo dem full my company berekete.
yankee/londy returnees with plenty accent.
ask dem to do 100hrs a week even with Bonus, na lie

all na packaging. You can only shakara me with ur accent if u have the brains to complement it or else na 'korofo' we go call you.


NB: We homegrown PRO in my coy calls the returnees with no substance korofo