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She's not on any mission
Sauron has a way of wiggling out of goofs instead of accepting mistakes
Let your warped mind remain straight plsss

see Voltron
The defender of the Universe. No go siddon dey watch the drama as its about to unfold

Stop haunting me. . . . .R u a ghost?

im begining to wonder myself o
is Cristalz on a mission that we dont know about?

Cristalz
leave Sauron na abi wetin

Bollocks!!! Where would he play in Barcelona? Unless he would keep.

How come he is so horrible for national Team. In the last world cup had close to 40 shots none on Target

lopsided thinking
he plays for Chelsea and in fact one of the best players in Chelsea
he plays for one of the top four clubs in the world
so what are you talking about?

Nice one right here, but where the partay @ tho?
Need to have my agent book my ticket in advance, who know just might be needing a one way ticket if things pan out right.

no worries, ill get the ticket sorted as long as you drag F along with you.
pick up ur fone babes

@AKINLABI,

agreed he didnt place a call to the manager but the club shld dim it fit to place a call to him to ask y he didnt come to the dinner at least he is one of their employees.

tevez's future shld have been settled way b4 this time, y wait till this time? do u knw what happened to arsene wenger and flamini? he contract wasnt settled on time and he took a walk.

If the club doesnt want him, then nothing can be done

With or without Tevez, we'll still be UTD!

Maybe there are other things we don't know
BUT Tevez's displays and rants are becoming ridiculous!
He doesn't have to go about it in this manner.
I wonder why these players never get themselves good PR Managers

exactly. The guy isnt making things easy with his rants
i guess its out of fraustration. Too bad

Stupid Nigerians wanna be rich white devils, talking about mixed drinks this, sex on the beach that, while their nation is in shambles. Arseholes!

thank you! Let our Nation be in shambles, we'll buy the whole of Accra soon

I want to break the English monopoly in the Champions League. Every year we see three English clubs in the semi-finals.

They don't play good/nice football in England. Too fast, no tactics, just long balls. In France it's is too physical. The game in Germany is better, there you can achieve a lot with the right tactics.

I received lots of offers, from England and France for example. I had three offers from three different clubs based in Moscow. But my wife and I didn't want to live in Moscow."

slowpoke!!
wanna break english monopoly with Hollywood FC?
I laff in hindu

This Adebayor guy shld be flogged!!

U guys shld go to Lokeren or whereever you buy them and get another cheap one

lmao!!
chei!! na wao

I am giving u me word.
You will be well taken care of by a stud.

You don't need to get hotel, there are cute guys that will gladly give you a room over the period of your stay, or you can share tkb's hotel room.

It will hold.

no thanks. Smurf will be in me room. Jay bee will be hapi to help out

I didn't get it oh!!!
Fly em in and that will be the biggest summer gift i will be getting.
I need me some mass HYSTERIA

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leave all to me.  .   .  .
ill try ma powers to make this happen

Sauron
did u get ma post on the arrangements to fly in those chocos

Red bull and vodka, thats a wicked combo anyday,
Or a mojito, those leaves they put inside, well I think its aloe or something, can't remember,

For the naija level try combining palmwine and Guinness. courtsey of my NYSC days. Trust me, you go see visions, lol,

I don't know the combo for sepe, paraga, or otapiapia, but I am sure a fellow nairalander will help out.
Also jedi and lime, lol,
Some so-called club boiz in my former alma mater wud get high on paraga, and enter the club and be mising one bottle of something, or one glass of something,
lol

sure thing!

What's the dress code or colour code?

for what again? ill wear anything i like. Just look good

See prayers

babes, we need 'em prayers cos dem Thomases are showing up.

Cute comeback . . . As of right now, frankly no, I have absolutely no intention of flying to the UK, getting a hotel, finding my way around it just to attend a one-day bbq which may not even hold.

It will hold in Jesus name

Xavi is a better footballer but i agree with Ibime

Lampard is a complete midfielder. he'll play in any team in europe
Hes good but not better than Xavi

see mixtures
some Moet mixed with some energy drink and ill be fine

if i wanna go really high, then Vodka with sprite is ma flavour!

Which team knocked you out in 2003–04 CL Round of 16

and ur point is?

TKB, work on it na
I will pay for their tickets

dialling yankee already.  .   .   .
those chicks will only fly biz class

i trust u sha

TKB. . . . . Are you bringing "our" babes??
Work something out, i must meet her this summer.

ol boi, im thinking of arranging stuffs mehn!!

lets see. if we can get those babes to that place, then the clock will stop ticking in Londy

lets see

Bluespice
im sorry i called ur trade another name
forgive me

jgirl is my mentor

in ofofo shey?
more grease to ur elbow

Na why your body dey hot
The same Barcelona that trashed you 4-0 at the Nou Camp 1994/95 UCL group stage

count the number of times we have met and tell me whos won more games

Pataki, don't bovver.
You will be in Lagos by then.
Never mind, i will take care of your babe @ the Party

Pataki cant be in Lagos when im in London.
we have to be at the same place at the same time

So which babe are u guys talking about?
abeg fill me in

Sagamite

please its imperative you make sure we aint coming to see wash wash gurlies o
screen as much as possible to get the fine ones.

If those that have shown interest aint up for the game, ill say you cast your net somewhere else.
okiz?

PS: I know BB is fine so no worries. we can manage Maray and  nana is aite too.
for others, do the screening urself

Saga
i sent a mail to you o
i dont wanna put my email on ma profile abeg

SAF won 2 UCL trophies in 20yrs,
It took Rikaard 2yrs to win 1
JM won 6 trophies with Chelsea in 4yrs (He will win 12 in 8yrs)
SAF was on the verge of being sack at the beginning of 1990 season!
There is nothing special about him!

and u dont want insults?

its honourable for a man to be silent sometimes instead of saying rubbish
nothing speacial and hes won the epl 3 times in a row (twice)

hes playing the UCL final as a defending champion.
he has a 50:50 chance of being the first manager to defend it.

i wont insult you

He is more than an idiot. . . .Rafa is a LOSER.
When Jose Mourinho comes across as more gracious in defeat than yourself, you know you have problems.

i dont know that guys problem?
hes got issues man!!

btw: howz the performance monitoring stuff (balanced scorecard) going on at your coy?

BSC? hmmm
good tool! so you guys are into it also?

when i was in mgt consulting, helped with the implementation for some 9ja banks and coys
do u guys use QPR  (software) too?

Thought someone said this was a meet-up for over 25s
where are all these kids appearing from na

dont u read ur bible that the kingdom of God is for kids
abeg leave something

tkb, wetin be your own email before you begin dey chase skirt?

im sending u a mail rightaway
no vex jare

@Texxazpete
U'r definitely right about the 97 JAMB, i was at the borderline at 199, but that year, Engineerng cut offs at my Uni was averagely 195. It was a real harsh year.

About the highest paying, look at it this way: At entry level, it's mostly the oil companies that pay better with an average of about N250K + other benefits for Bachelors dgree holders. International Consultancy firms such as Accenture and co. come next with average salaries of up to N200K(not sure of their benefit packages). Telecoms are next wit about N150K + few benefits(Glo as high as N200K, ). The New generation banks(not those old horses and elephants that scooped up hapless family businesses, )come next at about N120K. then the rest. Plesase note that all salries quoted are per month.

But at senior and experienced levels, the playing field is a little more level(trust me on this, ). where you'd find differences are at Job opportunities and benefit packages. As in, A manager in say, Shell, is moe likely to travel abroad for refresher courses than a manager in say, UBA. They'll both earn mad money. however, on average, at this level and based on salaries alone, Oil Servicing companies pay best, then international consultancy firms, then the Oil producing companies, then the Old generation banks, then Telecoms, then New generation banks, then the rest.

But for the best value across your career. the multinational oil producing companies are the best, of which Mobil are the clear leaders

hmm, this is very wrong! maybe cos the thread is old but did Accenture ever pay entry level people 200k per month?
hell no!

The oil people may pay well at the point of entry but a lotta *coded coys are paying very well.
Investmant banking houses, asset mgt coys, some banks can actually match some oil coys now

Before the global meltdown, the kind of bonuses people enjoy in the financial markets alone could wake a dead body.
Young dudes earning between 5-10million on bonuses ( no tax inclusive) is staggering enough to compete favourably with whatever the Elf and co are paying.

You can never tell who pays the highest wages in this country.
You can only tell the coys with a decent and good wage structure.

Sagamite,pls check my profile. Pls,lemme know when u get it.

hmm, maybe we can finally hook up shey?
if u dont MIA again