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In that case both will have MOT certificate b4 i try them on.  
TKB make sure the calabash is from calabar.

The immigration will arrest me

Hehehehehe Tkb and ElRazur, you two have started already when the alchohol is yet to go round for the first time.
Pls ooh i don't want to hear the sound of the bottle, my hair style na Gorimamkpa   bottle will locate am easily ooh.

hehehehe
very funny

Bloody hell! You still have the gumption to type further balderdash. Dude, what is your problem? You are beginning to reek of as pants to me. Ladies tell you things in confidentiality about what they feel of some dudes here because of the meet-up?

34 pages of fantasies, are you this straight faced in life? You suck and you suck bigtime! Take that as the hard truth. What a heap of applesauce.

i cant stand this guy. I cant be where he is
bottles will be broken  

Saga
delete me from every arrangement. Ill wire 20gbp tho

I will bring helmets for rental. £5 per hour.  

TKB will bring calabashes from naija if this is too expensive for you

lmao

Darling keep your fantasy to your hand and lotion abeg

uve got prob with the word fantasies?
cool. All posts are just make believe
U dont have to believe every letter spelt here

Fellas no girl is touching shit and if you cannot behave I have a designated naughty corner for you boys!!!

touch is in quote
oh lawd!!!

im beginning to feel awful
ill probably still pay and backout
na wa

34 pages of fantasies? Yeah, you are right. **tries not to roll eyes**

Who I am is of no importance, other than I see no need to play such "games".

Trust me, a few have. But I ain't the type to break confidentiality

stick to ur PS3 and let others say whatever they want
or are we breaking any rules here?
if not, then wtf?

Lool better  

Besides, I'm 25

okiz. very cool
im sure ull enjoy urself.

the age thingy was all jokes abeg

Its getting hot already    Name them or for eva remain silent

seconded!

You people are talking as if I'm 15 or something, watch yourselves o

no vex jare.
biko

Seeing that Pataki is against manly sports and activities, I wonder if he would be interested in the next meet up as Group banging and swinging?

On a more serious note, aint you fellas tired of "oh am pairing up with this" "oh am gonna flirt with her". . . I mean this ladies may not even be digging some of you fellas to be honest. I ain't no woman, but already, I can see a few boys here that I won't touch with a barge pole.

duh!
First off, all posts here are nothin but fantasies. You takin them seriously begs a lotta questions
who u be? speak for urself alone. I can bet the women know who to 'touch' and whom to run from
wait for dem to voice out thier disapprovals abeg.

u really need to try it bro. ultimate fun guaranteed (unless u can't av fun without having the sight of 'em ladies catwalking about).
Do you work for KPMG?

hehehe
fun without women will bore me
Left Consulting for Investment banking 12 months ago.

Not KPMG tho.

Typical naija guys. 'I no wan die I no wan wound'

All they kow how to do is eat pounded yam and toast women.

Very correct!
Proudly 9ja, Proudly Ogun

I think the next get together should be go karting or quad biking for the adrenalin junkies among us.

only you will be at that gathering dude
only u

See them doing the talking. I will respond with ACTION on the day.

iro nla
we shall see.

Ibkaye is coming too?  Oh boy!

I have got a surety/shawty for you. So if all goes well, she is yours for the night as well

thank u my paddy

It's the way i love to party.
Kissing different women while pounding Sagamite on FIFA09.
Every goal i score against Elrazur gets me a french kiss from Busy_Body

Kissing or Bussing?
ol boi, Busy_Body don do escape velocity
shes not coming anymore cos of peeps like ya.
shes scared. U berra stick to Tope b4 u miss out patapata

Tkb abeg don't tempt me with dis your SF if u no wan make head roll. Those two are meant for me and my guest.
Lexi u berra collect one from woolwich as you are coming

so this sharing formular is already causing yawa.  .   .

okiz

hmmm
Sauron, u cant have 3 gurlies to urself abeg
Ibk? thats a slippery slope to perdition
u have a get out of jail card or what?
think!

Ibk is coming to observe but not to be spoken to or touched
ok?

@ Tkb,

Who told you DeepZone is coming?  I already got myself fixed for that day.  So you relocating soon? That's cool. Whitelexi ain't getting any AmakaOne.   I already have a surety for you bro. I am still preparing her on the fire for you though. So no worries, after exams you would have a UK chic to cool down with.

@ Sauron,

You have got a long throat damn! Stick with what you have! You got your PS3 games that should be more than enough

i tot sauron said Deepzone will come in

u have a surety for me
now, its getting interesting.  .  .  .

this thing must be twice a year

Thought that was already sorted?
I'm getting down with Amaka na, na she use her hand carry fire

chei!!!
u guys have started allocating softwares

debosky= (cant remember)
whitelexi=amaka
sauron=tope
pataki=deepzone
saga=spice

see sharing formular

Tell them oh!

I can only imagine their disappointment if all the girls (except one of course) they are fighting over show up as wowolities

God forbid bad thing. i no dey go cos of PS3 o

ill soon be scarce frome here o cos i get exams.

make una arrange am well.

we go dey jam for there

You are coming all the way from Naija to chance us with our babes? Oh boy, that one na long thing! From our tactical team formation, we have learnt our lessons and better improved to handle things more better. This includes women affairs.

You, Sauron, Sagamite and ElRazur can handle the PS3, Nintendo Wii games, the rest of the dudes would handle the women and the dance floor. The ladies would handle our food and ultimate satisfaction

HSMP beckons
i'll relocate soon

do you send them by post?

Is DHL not by post?

Really? Well unfortunately, Sauron has been sectioned to the PS3 games arena with Sagamite and ElRazur. He must not be found near any lady. Rather, we GUNNERS are responsible for women affairs that evening. Come and see tactical team formation and play.

Hope you come, all comfy and adorable. Remember it is SUMMER!

tactical team formation with no trophies.
u berra dont bring ur badluck to fore on that day

The winners will be in charge of the gurlies!
I'll be the scribe on that day cos a special report will be published on NL after the shindig!

haba
i write letters everyday at work

What has the feelings one has for one's parents got to do with that of a guy

cant u read well?
the bond between ur Father and Mother is called what?

Hemp and TKB
who make una police for persin thread
cant people pick their teams in peace again

all ur attempts at making me lose my temper will not work
i resist you in the name of Jesus!

Hi @tkb417. Can see you are online. How are you? won't be here too long now: my gen is about to exhaust the petrol in it.

Hello Sir
my lappy was on but i wasnt at my desk.
Are you still on ? lemme check the Instant Messenger

Bgees
Lampard ahead of Ronaldo on the right wing

beg u make u no use the name of god in vains

which god? The god of thunder abi Obatala
go read ur brighter Grammar b4 u come with ur megedefegede
This is not a shrine abeg

Pls, i dont get this gist.

Wat is the raking and cursing Kola for? Must he marry her? why do piple kip thinking every relationship shld lead 2 marriage?
Imao, i think Kola got tired of the goody-goody gal stuffs as well as been emancipated.
He is a man for crying out loud!
He is sposed 2 be the protector and d provider, now u are doing his job 4 him, and u want him to kiss u, appreciate u and take u home to mama- possibly, u are going to pay 4 d wedding!
[b]U helped him in skl, fine and commendable and so? he is ur sole property huh?
pls, be a nice gal and move on, Kola doesnt owe u JACK!
Did he say thank u? if he did, gal u are good to go.[/b]As for other NL babes who are doin same for guys and hoping they will marry them: Be warned, take a clue!
Dnt come crying to us,

Am outt.

LOL!
when did helping someone become a marriage certificate?
dont go and look for somebody else. siddon dey shed tears

God in his infinte mercies decided to take the madman off ur radar ure hear crying wolf
i tire. Boiz don finish for 9ja?

and you seriously expected him to marry you?

Sorry for your situation, but you should have just loaned him the money without expecting marriage in return.

Is this one of those nollywood threads?

i don tire sef for this NL

I can honestly say IVs are maxed out now and there will be no more invites.

Thanks to all those that have expressed interest.

nice one BBQ Generallisimo

Dude neffa know u speak in    Are u apprentice to TbJoshua

lol. u don kolo

How u go enta 9ja parry carry empty go, we no be oyibo naw.
Amaka abeg come with plenty cooler ooh.

Who be d Azaebadjan chick? Dem sabi small for bedrm pitch ooh

ive not been there tho

@Lady T

cos I dont know much about it, who is hosting it , where and the crowd.

Am very picky about where I hang out.

minus one
we actually want more of dem babes not peeps like ya

i cant rem being ignorant of that

saga darl *dammit where's the flirting emoticon!*

seems im not coming nymore
y'all should take pics tho

tope u know how we do nau

tot u were coming from Azaebadjan where luxury is a rarity
sorry i was too forward

Ask Tbk419 meanwhile wat dish am i getting from u dat day although i have no IV

oponu ara Galatia

Homeboy,

I have looked on the list I collated for 5 days (and repeatedly posted) over and over again and I still can not find your name there.

Guy beware of all comers o. See as the dude dey chase after Amaka cos of food
make the guy no come scatter ground cos im no belle full o

hmmm,  is that your tummy's or the real tkb417's opinion,  hmm,  I wonder

real tkb's opinion
i tot sumptous and yummy are vocabs for anything culinary
so whats the real tkbs opinion

una don start

Since Mexes was benched/leftout for Boumsong by the French coach, we can conclude Boumsong is better

that brings us back to the arguement we had in the past
Evra and Abidal!!
can you remember your arguement? Abidal was better cos he played ahead of Evra then
so what are you on about?

how many lines of tots do you have sef? ure confused or what?

yeah im back so where's my ticket?
who's housing me?

there are hotels in the UK

You planning on visiting or coming to rob me?

lol

Na a whole me u dey call "Razz" abi?

oya wait till we see in a few weeks

was just generalizing
u cant be razz with those recipes/delicacies ive read from u.
u shld be 'sumptous and yummy'

Railway ke?  

Shey we are discussing meet & greet related issues?

Sagamite don  hear us already, he's vetting applicants as we speak.

i hear you babes

You would be suprised.

Why do you think most ladies don't puttheir e-mail adddy's on their profiles anymore?

I mean honestly these fine ladies can only take so much Ajegunle spam o!

some of you gurls are eternally 'razz'

I know we have more of 'correct guys' than 'tushed' chocos on NL

Railway workers