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LMAOOOOOO


Nothing as long as you dont derail topics!

hehehehe
now i understand his lingo.
Railway workers are people like you and your new toaster shey?

now i understand

Why are you guys mentioning Bramble's name. . . . he has had an excellent season. . .

just like Sauron will say Berba's had an excellent season.

Some people feel Bramble did well this season but i wont be a part of it.

Do you know people are saying Phil Brown didnt do anything this season?
to me, the dude tried.
So all these press induced ovation wouldnt pull anything for me
Bramble is eternally shitty

whats the prob with working with a Railway station?

Coach: Luis Felipe Scolari (although dude has been fired)

Goalkeeper
Craig Gordon: The punk came in with some much pomp and pagentry and i tell you, he hasnt done better than the Nationwide goalies

Defenders
RB: Micha Richards
When this boi bursted into the national team last season, i tot he was the next best thing after sliced bread. His improved form coincided with the "new money" from the Sheiks and only one thing could have happened this season.
A superb performance from the lad, but na lie, his slump in form cannot be adduced to any common sensical reasoning.
Hes lost it

LB: Mikel Sylvestre
He looks like a slowpoke, he plays like a slowpoke. In short, nothing dude comes from this man.
hes made more mistakes than all the defenders put together in the EPL
In a much saner set up, Wenger should have been fired for this acquisition.

CB: Joseph Yobo
This is bad luck personified. Anything he touches turn to mud.
Heared Everton are looking at slashing dudes pay

CB:  Titus Bramble
hmmm, i hate seeing him play. He reminds me of Boumsong
buncha twats

Midfielders
RW: David Bentley
i think dude has a spiritual problem cos he used to be good. maybe next season may be better

LW: Nani
Nani without any doubt. hes got the same problems with Bentley

CM: Dos Santos
hehehehe, flop of the year. dude needs to be flogged

CM: Deco
i cant pick his problems but if Chelsea wants anything good next season, he should be flunged to the far east

Strikers
CF: Tevez.
His valued at 25milla and all he does is to run like a possessed dog on the field. He delivers sometimes but dude should be doing more

CF: Berbatov.
chei!!! 32 milla and he cant score but win tackles
Sauron said he had the best assists and also won more tackles than the other strikers and i begin to wonder why we shelled such amount on a complete punk. Dudes salary should be halved or better still beg Citey to come pick him so we can have Robinho

Werder are worthy runner up
I tot Chelsea were runner ups last season in the biggest competition in europe.

I bet ure confuzzled as to what drives ur support and followership in footie!
Stick to ur guns and dont be a ninny

German teams are shitty.
FACT!!!!

Ass-anal{carry the cup three times in a row and i will argue wiv you}
chelski(win champions league just once and i will argue wiv you}
liverfool{win club world cup, premiership n champions league togther and i will argue with you}

other than that please you all should SHUT UP and let WINNERS TALK
EXTREMELY UNITED

Gbam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another excuse for losing!

whats the difference between Villa and Werder?
They all finished the tourney without the trophy.

Nice one Shaktar!

An slowpoke is someone suffering from mental retardation

A slowpoke can sometimes be used as a slang for a stupid person

In this case,

Emperoh is suffering from mental retardation & he has constantly proven he his stupid, there4 i had no choice but to lump both words 2geva!

okidoki

U are mentally-deranged. . . .
Not even Del Bosque will push West Brom from the bottom of the table to the big four.
The bottom clubs are there not because of the managers, but because of the STRENGTH of their teams.

The last 7 clubs in the Bundesliga are managed by who? Germans.
The last 7 clubs in La Liga are managed by Spaniards.
The last 7 clubs in the French Ligue 1 are managed by Frenchies.

You are a consummate retard.

hehehehehe
what of the top 6 in the French, Spanish and German leagues?

English coaches are dumb true true

Dont ever compare Alves to Evra. . . . can Alves mark someone like Evra marked Messi in last years UCL?. . . . Alves even makes mediocres like Malouda look classy. . . . just because Evra and Maicon attack, it doesnt mean they can't defend. . . . When Inter played Man Utd, Maicon was under sepcific instructions to defend, and he performed admirably. . . . can you imagine Mourinho giving such detail to Alves?. . . . Alves wont be able to cope. . . . Alves HAS TO attack cos he CANT defend. .

. .
ure right

Fellow Hustlers,

Sorry 4 my AWOL status for the past month or so.
I went on a course & tho i kept tabs on d thread, posting was a major challenge.

I can c all my peeps r doing what they know best.

Also i extended the warmest welcome greetings to d new folks.

Bizness is mad these days as we've been turned to Immigration/Ticket verification experts by these PTA/BTA seeking blokes.
[b]60% of d requests we get r supported with OLUWOLE.com visas & Ethiopian Airline tickets.[/b]Even dudes that dont know where d nearest airport is now front with their chinese visas & tickets.

As for me its all about the 'Dead CBN guvnors, Ziks head & Awo's head'.

Holla

9ja for life!!

The other clubs are threatening to sue Man Utd if they field a weakened team against Hull.
Should Hull beat United on the last day, Newcastle + Middlesboro will sue United for giving Hull FC awoof 3 points.
There's a clause in the Premier League rule E20 that clearly states all participating teams must field a full-strength team. [b]What if the FA decide to penalise United and dock 4 points off and hand back the the title to Liverpool?

for where? it cannot happen

An Arsenal fan was asked ''what happened this season''?
He said '' My gee we'll try next time not to be at the bottom of the leauge next year!

hehehehehe
this guy, na wa for u o

una don crase

Brash
whats imbecilic slowpoke again?

na wa for u o
i tot an slowpoke should be a slowpoke

UTD can still field some players we know wouldnt start on Wednesday.

Goalkeeper
Kitkat

Defenders
Raphael
Fabio
Evans
Ecklers

Midfielders
Fletcher
Giggs
Nani
Gibson

Strikers
Macheda
Welbeck

These guys will play well against Hull

Are you nuts?

Why are you picking Stevie G as a striker?

change ur TV quick
Gerrard supported Torres upfront all season.
He played as a striker this season

cos 2 heads are better than 1.

na you join us together shey

evil scumtwat

do evil na. he has said ur name

TKB TBK TKB TBK

Hemp go siddon make i nor slap you this afternoon

ole don dey deny the poor boi

Emperoh
dont mind her, shes collected the guys last kobo
Dude is broke in Chicago cos of Muki
Serves him right. I warned him against a Sene-Gambian chick

Goalkeeper
Edwin Van Der sar

Defenders
RB - Bosingwa
LB- Ashley Cole
CB- Nemanja Vidic
CB- Rio Ferdinand

Midfielders
LW- Ashley Young
RW- Cristiano Ronaldo
CM- Xabi Alonso
DM- Essien

Strikers
Fernando Torres
Stephen Gerrard

Substitutes
Peter Cech
Patrice Evra
Mascherano
Fabragas
Rooney

Coach
Guus Hiddink

No weapon fashined against Tk shall prosper
H O L Y G H O S T. . . . . . . . . .

Amen!!!!!!!

I dont know how you want Pires to bench Malouda.

as for Maicon, age has nothing to do with the national team selection, if Alves is better, he'll be chosen ahead of him
when Cincinho was in form, he benched Maicon in the National team so what are you talking about?

Alves is just another Evra. he'll probably be looked at when hes about retiring cos i see Maicon playing that role for a long time

Where u dey run go?

She meet you for house jo.

Muki fire on

i pity u and ur babe.
Im in a good mood so buzz off

Emperoh
im not going to answer them
They are looking for whom to ban.

If Tevez stays, its cool. Mine own is, if he leaves, SAF shld quickly get a replacement

Muki
if den send you, tell dem u no meet me for house

The coaches in Brasil know whos better
Alves sits on the bench for Maicon so judge for urself

Maicon should be better

Binghi
good talk.

I think Raphael and Fabio are good covers for our full backs so no problems. We should have Wes back next season and also Sheasy is stil hale and hearty . Evra and Fabio with Sheasy means our LB position is also covered.
Wes, Vida, Rio, Evans are all CBs and that means we aint short in that area also.

Hargo is expected back and i expect him to inject some steel and solidity in our DM position. Carrick and the dependable Fletcher are also available so no worries. Where im having concerns is our LW position. I dont see Giggs doing anything next season and ill expect us to invest in either the services of Valencia, David Silva or Ribery. If we get any of those, then Nani and Tosic can support whoever we get.
Nani should not be sold. Hes a good player but underperforming. Its a different ball game if its not good.

Our LW is cool!
Our forward line is giving me sleepless nites. The languid Berba will be there, Rooney doesnt score freely, Tevez is leaving!!
we need a goal poacher.
we need any of the good strikers available
Benzema, Villa or even Forlan
we need someone to put the balls in the net.

The long and short is we should bring in 2 world class players in our attack ( LW and CF) cos we are probably losing a world class striker


I like your selection for the final.
Giggs should sit for Anderson

Mukina
are you in your period or whats your wahala with what i say to anybody?
u berra warn ur man b4 i unleash terror

You mean tkb is always chewing on Sharon's nuts?

David Villa of Barcelona indeed

let this be the last time u'll mention my name in ur post or something evil will happen on this blog

try me

Where is TKB? bros, oi neva see ur mail o! anyhow, i guess it's loads of work.

Chief i got ur ID and i added you on my Instant Messenger.

I dont have the patience to send emails tho i may try to do that b4 the week runs out.

All the best man

@All
whats gwan?
been everywhere in 3 weeks. Doing an M&A deal that warrant shuttling Dakar, Accra and Cotonou.
Its making me sick as feeding has become an issue for me now

I couldnt get a proper meal in all ma stay in one popular French hotel chain in Cotonou.
Its actually bizzarre!!
No good soccer channel, no MTV Base no Channel O
Rubbish

The deal is going on as the parties involved are bent on closing the deal. I have CFA exam and im still working butt off.
i need to start playing lottery win some money, resign and start a life in my village

eyin people, laterz

Tollu whts gwan?

TKB will be chasing Maray and Ibkaye all over the place. Tubabie will be held spellbound by her nairaland toaster.

Smurf? Pataki's lyrics will sweep her off her feet, leaving you alone as a scumtwat. We will crush you like a potato crisp.

Where is Saga? One more day to go guys, any more respondents interested?

hmmm, ill be with Smurf so i wont be chasing Maray. You can have maray

Pataki's lyrics on Smurf?
hmmm, Pataki wont even try to do any 007 moves cos ill be dangerously alert to any gaynnish moves

its enuff ooo

oya lets talk

is Tevez going?

can Muki make me a MOD for a second so i can delete all these jagbajantis?

abeg footie

see people rushing to check dictionaries

u guys are making me laff.  .  .   .


Sauron
leave Brash alone, his sins are unforgiven when it comes to analysing soccer
lets discuss footie or lets go to our BBQ thread

You didn't make a typo, Sauron. . .you said ''David Villa is top draw for Barcelona/Spain''. All spelled very correctly indeed. Absolutely zero typo. That was a goof. Just accept it. . .won't hurt

stop haunting

Sauron
Dont mind Voltron, but ol boi i dont know if berba works more than everybody o
speak for urself on that

Cristalz
na u sabi. I dont like to point to Saurons errors cos anybody can make mistakes

saying Berba is better than Tevez isnt a goof, its a mental errror
when we start next season and berba fcks up big time, he'll atone for his errors himself