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She is high off DDK's saliva.
Meanwhile. . . . .Where is DDK these days??
Bayern's 5th position in the Bundesliga has reduced DDK to Chuckdee4 and Loyika.
He is now a poltergeist

Dayo is alive kicking
Muki has taken all he has left! Dude is broke!

Bayern is like Arsenal, no UCL next season

whats Brash talking about?
thts gross

Abeggi. . . . .Those ones are not refined defensive midfielders.
Makelele is the purest defensive midfielder i know. He invented it.
He never bovvers to bomb forward and a seasoned observer is quick to realise he is a hub that releases his teammates to start their attack.
Claude Makelele's short passes in front of his box is so neat and before you know it. . . . .things are happening.
I didn't see that quality with Dunga or Deschamps or Mauro Silva. Those ones are just shy or hide on big occasion.

na u sabi
Dunga was a DM.

They named the position after Makelele, remember??

Nope!!
there were DMs b4 Makalele. what makalele did was to create another version of the DM
thts what they now call the 'Makalele role'

What the hell is Sauron talking about "mention one DM before Makelele?"

WTF would you call Dunga, Deschamps, David Batty, Mauro Silva etc?

help me ask him o!
i dunno why Sauron calls Dunga a CM

Denilson is no DM. Only a local maga would call him that. Who dash monkey banana? I would actually call him a CM.

Since tkb and Debosky are lacking basic comprehension, I will pull out my original quote:

idiot
Quote from: Ibime on Today at 02:50:35 PM
Whilst Denilson (good offensive midfielder) was playing DM
i didnt see this oga. where did you cut this from?


I wanted to show that I consider Denilson to be a good player, but a bad DM, hence I inserted brackets.
okiz

Roy Keane n Vieira were box to box midfielders.
They raid opponent's back four more than Cesc or Iniesta are doing these days.
Of course, they were gritty but they had license to bomb forward and score goals.
A traditional defensive midfielder does not go forward at all. . . . .He sits in front of his back four a la Makelele.
They named the position after Makelele, remember??

edit that my post abeg
i changed ma post to box-box midfielders b4 u replied

Dunga was a DM!!!

Muki don kolo

Gamine
whats with the Venn diagram o?

@Poster
thank u
ill brighten up ma life soon.

sauron

for UTD & Arsenal
Keano and Viera were the box to box midfielders (DM)

what role did Dunga play when he was playing?

Mention one defensive midfielder before MAKELELE.

dont do this Jackal
Are you saying we never used to have a DM position b4 Makelele?
ure missing it jiggar
The makelele role is another type of DM. We've always had people playing as a DM
Most times, they call them Libero cos they've got the ability to attack, pass the ball and also defend very well.
The makalele role is the one that sits in front of the defence and wouldnt go forward too much
a typical DM goes forward, retracts, spray passes and does all sorts on d field.
Roy keane is that kind of player.

Gerrard used to play like that for both England and Liverpool

There are 2 central midfielders who take turns to stay behind when the other bombs forward.
It's like saying either one of Gerrard or Lampard are defensive midfielders when playing for England. . . . . How come??

nah! i dont agree

@ tkb

Abeg help me beg o! Denilson offensive? Did he play in that role for Brasil or for his previous clubside?

Denilson is a defensive midfielder, hence comparisons to Gilberto and Dunga.

Denilson is a DM. Only Ibime will call him an offensive player!!

The only reason people regard him as offensive is because he can pass very well (which is what led to wrong Cesc comparisons). Alonso can pass as well, but is still a defensive midfielder.

why should anybody think hes offensive cos he can pass the ball? Alonso can pass; Viera can burst forward with the ball, Keano can initiate attack from his DM, Essien score goals et al (these are box to box midfielders). I think his own defination is the Makelele styly.
Most talented DMs tend to have the ability to initiate attack on d field and also be offensive if the need be.
Ballack and Gerrard are also players i know that can play DM and be offensive with the role.

all said, Denilson is a DM

Alan Hansen showed Denilson failing to track back on MOTD, so what? It's like doing an expose on Ade blasting the ball over the bar     - does that mean he isn't a striker?

exactly. That may be his weakness, all players have weaknesses

Debosky don improve o. . . . . .Debosky now uses chalkboard to analyse??    

Stop bawling like a baby. . . . .None of em is a defensive midfielder. . . .
Arsenal do not play with a defensive midfielder just like Man Utd.
There's no role called defensive midfielder until Makelele found that role in Real Madrid.

isnt it too early to start drinking henny
before Makelele, there were players all over the world playing as DMs

And if Denilson is a DM, then I am Japanese!

Denilson is an offensive midfielder! Maybe not one who scores goals, but that is his natural position.

Thank God for Alan Hansen who did an expose on "how many times Denilson fails to track runners from midfield" and completely debunked all of his pretentions to that position. Song can never be accused of failing to track runners. This is the most important job of a DM, besides if Arsenal fans say Song has poor distribution, it must be because they keep getting on his back cos that is not what I saw when he was playing for Charlton.

chei!!!!
you like to say rubbish with pride just like Dayokanu

Denilson an offensive player ?
oya, that means Cesc is a DM with offensive traits or what? hehehehehe
ol'boi, u be clown

So which one you be as my enemies are the boob lovers.

i be boob lover too. i wanna see

Dont you all see enough boobs in real life in a day?

how na? are we in Koma hills where boobs are shown F.O.C?

GUYS WAT IS IT ABOUT BOOBS ANYWAY?

the antidote to a dull life

so how is you?
where is d-Roc na?
hes the one that can melt ur ice o

i am not a recharge card. lol

lmao!!

Emperoh
shes not a 'recharge card'
hehehehe. very funny

okiz
whats going on tonite?

Claptrap of the year so far.
Guess you only read about Arsenal
I am not sure you watch the matches.
Absolute Rubbish from the first word to the very last.
Denilson(good offensive midfielder)
Everyone should be passing the ball like Fabregas.
Kolo and Billy(average defenders)
djorou, a waste pipe
I dont know which part of the world you are, but its too early to be high on Local undistiled Brew!

hehehe. na wa

@tkb417

How old are you?? Have you ever had any job before in your life. Pls. answer these question before i can talk to you.

im not 30 yet. late twenties and i work in a world class place where bonuses and emoluments are staggering enough to make you lose ur sleep for life!
nuff said, you can sniff around. I roll in gidi enuff for u not to miss my siggy. 417
whos ur mate? lol
ure a dic'khead

any more questions?
i drive a SUV u can only read in the MAG. Ask me more slowpoke!

u berra read ur books and stop spewing poppycocks!!
i have una time today today!
morons

TKB is the greatest fool on nairaland,i have read your previous posts on other threads
silence is the best answer for a fool like you.besides its not all about money
get a job man

ure the biggest retard on webspace!!!
its not about money but its about job abi?
u cant even speak english to save ur life!!

u and wildcat can hang for all i care
maggots!

na wa
so how many friends u don get?

u no go get the real ones o if you dont upload the boobs

Don't worry - you'll need them to drown your sorrows when Jose mugs Utd in their backyard.

back to sender!!

pennywise TKB is the biggest fool on this earth,he thinks he is close to management in phb and then supporting their ass here,hewill be surprised ,people that built the bank with FA where are all of them today, talk more less of TKB that just came in cuz any1 having time to be writing on nairaland including me can't be like 40yrs and above and old people for phb like mary b will be like 40 but where are they today

close to mangement? just came in?
whats this guy talking about?

u think i work with phb? u can do better with ur brains next time.
FYI, i dont think the AP where ure going will earn what i earn. and thts a fact!!!!!!!
go blow the sawdusts in ur brains
not everybody is a retard. make a date at the RCCG convention camp with Adeboye,
u need deliverance from the clutches of lucifer
ure insane!!

@tkb417 why do you insult other people , which evidence are you looking for.am i begging you to believe or did i tell you i wanted to get any1 arrested for any offence,why don't you go and ask nuhu ribadu the evidence govt had to handle him the way he was handled.Go and cry to your father to give you the evidence of my first post and then come and post it here.jobless man like you.If you have sense you would have read it in the papers about the 17bn fraud on a new generation bank or heard it from a well informed friend of yours.you probable are some irresponsible guy who is lucky to use free internet with some yahoo boys when they are less busy.I think it is you that self-services, you sound like some jobless piece of shit

why do you post without some sence?
stop blowing hot air you poof!

If im jobless, then the whole of your ancestors will be what?
im sure your lineage wouldnt be as productive as ive been in few years.
Get the most senior in ur slum to represent your ass in this convo cos you cant match.

men some people on nairaland will never cease to amaze me.
what i did was to write what was going on at my former workplace to warn jobseekers to be careful, cuz some people actually leave banks where they get a an average salary to bankphb thinking it is all rosy there,even though it isnt rosy anywhere but over there in phb they murder careers and thats what i did to post my opinion then some fools who will die young and who wont mind their businesses are ranting that i should go to authorities,some say i what i did was wrong.well i will take this seriously and reply to each of you calling names but first i will like to say some opinions on here are so stupid, i just wrote what i felt , why dont you go and have a chat with mary bassey or emma abugu.these were ED's that got sacked, go and ask them how they feel and get opinions then you will see that what i wrote is just a tip of the iceberg, all i am saying is job seekers be careful
am happy a lot of people read this thread and made sensible replies but the other fools saying rubbish are probably bankphb present workers who will loose their jobs soon with time, if not today but before you get to your own 10years.Am talking to people like prizeless.you will come back to this thread and tell your own sadder story.
This year there will be joy to the wise----have already been wise by resigning and going for an offer with KPMG.I already concluded the important aspect and going for medical on tuesday thats why i have not been on here as i was busy negotiating a smaller peace of mind package.

I wish all jobseekers on nairaland success.

1)ure a nonentity so ill choose my words carefully
2) why curse people because they asked you to bring facts and stop dropping names. die young, lose jobs, die and reh reh reh only show the kind of person you are. a tout on the streets!! you work in KPMG?
i dare you to tell me the unit and ill get ur ass whooped in 5 seconds!!

u actually think NL is all for job seekers. i laff in swahili
ur IQ reads like an odometer in a vintage car with no schocks!
get a life and carry ur aggro to ur slum u this faggotty tubby

whats going on people?
Are we all on holidays?

as for me, its basically cos ive been working from the clients place o.
work has been good and no unnecessary pressure from my boss like before.
My engagements in the neighbouring country is also giving me sleepless nights cos so much legal and strutural wahala just full table.

Diggler and Jericho
wassup with you people?
Jericho, what deals can we do 2geda na? nyways, my email is **
you guys can add me and we can discuss stuvvs

Debo n Brash abeg add me also
our carbon trading schitzo

email yanked off

Tollu
whts gud wiv you? buzz me so we can articulate ur next steps

Yep, Citey is shitty
and unfortunately,Bellamy wont be playing and Robinho is doubtful
Bojinov(good player, but injury has almost wrecked him) and Darius Vasell should start.
Hoping SWP,Ireland and co will step up their game at least for today.
I will be a blue scummie tonight!!!

cool. I'll be a Villa fan tonite tho
lets see how it goes. I think it will end in a draw. 1-1

Big father,

No mind them we are the first to qualify for the Q finals TKB should be thinking about Inter instead he spend most of his time worrying about Bayern. I think its about time Bayern knocks some senses into scummies head.

If UEFA can allow Bayern to play Man Utd in place of Inter in the return leg at OT then we would settle scores once and for all

i have been praying & fasting to meet some clubs in the Q-finals. Bayern is one of them.
Thats how i prayed for Inter so SAF can deal with Mourinho once and for all, now i think that mission is accomplished already.
Expect a total whitewash of Inter at the OT.

as for Bayern, my prayers will be answered and you will see TOTAL FOOTBALL at ur allianz

@ Debo,
I think it was you that predicted that once Nic starts scoring, he won't stop.
I raise my glass to that.
he should start on sunday by 'righting' the wrong of his many misses against Burnley in the cc.
Don't worry Debo, when Nic scores, i will be on ur side against Kit
and when Ade scores, I 'll be on Kit's side.
It's all  for the good of Arsenal!
Hope the blue half of Scumland will do us a favour tomorrow against Villa

we playing Villa today?
no. Newcastle so no favours yet

oooh, ooh, bluehalf of scumland? Citey do u a favour?
Citey is shitty

Trust me. . . . .I am doing everything humanly possible to get her signature.
The credit crunch ain't helping ma case[b] but i will land the deal[/b].

yeah, thats the spirit!

Tevez is more like it.

oh i forgot!
now firm up ur plans and hit the street running
dude, im off to see the games.
tmr

and pls, drag Cristalz away from the gaynners camp

OKIZ right now

Chief KIT and My Mod
pls, its cool.
lets bury everything.

oya footie from here, no more wahala

Mayne, the deal is yet to go through.
She is yet to pass the medicals.
Her transfer fee is also dwindling. . . . . .

lailai. u dont wanna miss out on acquiring a great asset for ur club?
shes the hottest commodity in that area code.

persistence is the word. ask SAF how he got Berba

Forget Dayokanu abeg. . . . . . .
He is a neophyte when the issue of European footie is concerned.

Meanwhile. . . . .The Ladies of MLS are to wear skirts next season.
I think Sepp Blatter's wish will come to pass in the coming years.
Take a look at these pics.

this will be interesting
i need to sign up for female soccer next season.

o'l boi, whats the 411 on our deal. no feedbacks?

hey Mukina
come and delete these abeg

4play
na so u dey do now? u'll sneak in and sneak out
u cant do that o, how ur side?

KIT
e don do ooo. leave the babe alone na

nathief
i said ive heared. We will lose 4 games and you'll win the remaining 11 games
its cool.

sauron
the guy is now an evenagelist that dreams and see visions. we shall see

whos winning tonite?
Arsenal 0 WBA 0