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Nah, Brashy doesn't kill - he simply amputates.
You better go and tell Foluke you won't be able to rub her chesticles anymore with your hands after tonight.

Foluke

Brash to amputate me? for where?
i don commot for here o
sai gobe

Who sang alleluia
Sauron was bitter that 'everyone' was commenting about what should otherwise have been a routine win over cardiff
and I said that even angels are shouting alleluia over Dudu's return
Read my post again.It's there for all to see
i am sure it's an oversight, cos you are a scummie that reads thru before replying!

hehehehehe
what for if i may ask? did they sing when Cisse came back too?
hehehe, u gaynners are just too funny


so u guys wanna kill us for posting here
ok, i wan die. im not leaving this place

U can say that again. . . . . .Where are the usual noise-makers here today if you poofs think y'all are loyal??
Vieira, Banderas, Loyika, Chuckdee4, Dr. Kit, Cesc04 and other vermins in your posse??
Loyalty ma white ass!!!

loyaly? hehehe
pls where are those guys you mentioned?
i need to know where Banderas has gone to. i really need to know

Please, point out where I said that eduardo is our saviour this season  
Scummies and their illogical conclusions!

you just sang halleluyah cos of Dudus return.
illogical conclusions my foot. U guys celebrate when ur gaffer buys new set of suits

Dude, its February
7 points behind Villa don't mean a thing!

it will soon be may, dont worry.
u aint gonna use any food poisoning this season

Now for the last time, you scummies should quit desecrating this thread.

meaning u dont want no reality check no more. few years from now, u guys will start celebrating placing 5th on the table

That is why they are GAYnners, innit??
They celebrate everything. . . .When WenGAY showers in the morning, Arsenal fans celebrate it.
If he coughs, they celebrate. If he shits, HNIC will celebrate it.
How do they sleep at night with all these years without a trophy??

ure spot on pally!
i dont know the right adjectives for them.
Kai, den no dey shame

Dudu ko, white ni

7 points behind Villa and here they are singing halleluyah. wetin we no go see for this thread.
hopelessly deluded

this guy
today na wednesday, wassup wiv d stuff?

Sauron
i'll need Park fit for that game. Hes my number 1 pick

They dont need that much players to smack, trample and slap United back to real life!

ure drunk again Brash!

used to think no one can match my drinkin skillz but ive got a senior.
when ure back to life, lets discuss footie cos i cant seem to understand ur lingua

Inter ko Atalanta ni

-----------------------------------Julio Cesar------------------------------------

----Maicon -------------Chivu ---------------Samuel --------------Maxwell-

----------------------------------Cambiasso------------------------------------

----Zanetti - ---------------------------------------------------------- Muntari

----------------------------------Stankovic--------------------------------------

-----------------------Zlatan --------------------- Adriano---------------------

Can UNITED take this team APART??

yeah!!

Zlatan & Maicon are the real deal for me

forget the remaining jesters
4-0 at San Siro wont happen but i forsee 2-1 victory

dont kid yourself boss, they could play you lot outta the pack on thier day!

maybe if they use 14 players

Who and who are fighting? Have I been absent this long?
You didn't do anything at all now! You want me to say 'E Karo Sir'?

i don hear u o. i wont talk

Are they Honda Accord cars and what year?
so all the 19 cars will be picked by the staff of ****

una dey try. so as u be umpire now, u cant allow for some re-engineering of the process
na aso rock u suppose dey live

Emperoh
Football has gone beyond what youre looking at.
The best that can come out for Inter is a draw over the 2 legs!
they will lose to the superior firepower of UTD, lose to our great defending acumen, lose to a visionary and tactically sound gaffer, lose to a team that is hungry of success, lose to a superior brand, lose to a team capable of slaughtering any team in the universe (maybe barcelona can be exempted) . . . .in short, no team aprt from can play us as at today 18th of February, 2009

Moonstone
na fight? wetin den say i do o?

We are disposing about 19 Honda Civics used by our BMs before being replaced late last year by new set of 2008 Honda Accord.
But it is not open to Non-staff of the company.

cant he give you the money to bid for him and handover the car after successfully winning the bid

Did someone actually discuss Calabar wit u? I mean in wat sense r u defining SECURITY? I lived in Calabar for three yrs n Benin Republique for one yr. U dare not go on d street of Calabar wit ur hand-bag or call it "personal belongings" after d night has fallen. or travel into calabar late. I mean tell me what u'l be doing on Calabar Streets by 10/11pm that u'ld not be macheted for just a handset (even if it's a cheap Nokia phone).

Did i also tell u that armed robbers do visit UNICAL"s hostels as well as staff quarters?
Pls re-phrase your posting or u visit University of Calabar Teaching Hospital for clarifications of the state of Security in Calabar.
Neither Abuja nor Calabar is safe. If u're still in doubt----try a walk in Abuja n give me feedback.

My dear, even a Small country like Benin Republique is secured. I can remember i used to get back to my hostel @ 1am, 2 or even 3am in Benin Rep.

We're simply insecured in this 9ja

"The situation is only at the extreme in Lagos"

a lot of red herrings already in this topic
9jas migrating to Ghana cos of what?
economic downturn, lack of security, falling bridges, egbesun kidnapping people or what is it sef?
cant u people stop hitting ur ketboards if u dont have anything to say

9ja is not safe hence people are leaving 9ja or what?
dont they snatch bags and personal belongings in South Africa? can you compare the level of insecurity to life and property as we have in Nigeria to SA? are people running away from SA?

my Sister got her handbag snatched at the schipol airport with all her travel documents and of course all documentations that has to do with rights of abode and stuvvs. Stuffs happen anywhere, be it New York, Baghdad or lagos!!
how many times have we heared of teenagers taking up guns and killing fellow students in the US?
recently, i saw a documentary on how teenagers attack unsuspecting victims with dangerous weapons in Liverpool/merseyside area.

i really wanna understand the context for this topic.
its baseless and untrue to me. (personal opinion)

Emperoh, Cristalz and Eastbay

cool if its based on this season's performance. then i can pick Giggs ahead of Riera and also carra ahead of Brown.
But wait o, Giggs has been superb this season playing from the middle so who plays on the left in our fantasy UTD/Pool 11?

ill go with Cristalz in picking Alonso ahead of Fletcher.

Emperoh
I really do not know who we are gonna play in the midfield but i think we need some strength in that area. Im gonna tip Fletcher to with Carrick/Giggs.
We need the passes to kill them off. You guys need to see how Fab4 nearly killed Viera with passes when he left Arsenal for Juventus.
Thats the kinda passes we need.

we are winning at the SIRO 2-1

Cristalz
4-0 a tall order?
lets wait and see

hey people
whts going on?
where is my person? Tollu where u dey

work ooo, person no go die. i dunno how this week has been different from other days apart from the fact that my bosses have learnt to keep things cool with me. No more shoutings

i don lean cos of this fast and to even type here sef na wa.
Nothing new is happening, still chasing after my old transactions, chasing after other prospective mandates also.
Yeah, that reminds me

abeg lawyers in the house and whoever knows about this
what do i need to know b4 going into importation biz o? i dont wanna get fingers burnt cos this one wey dollar dey run like madman
documentations, regulations and stuffs puhleaseee

catch u guys laterz

shit good
saw this thing on TV when they were launching by CM himself.

but kai, this thing fine no be small

na real God punish Poverty!

Emperoh
nice article
I actually got the european record thingy set by Dany verlinden of Club Brugge not Atletico madrid as u said. (1,390 minutes)

is Carragher playing as a RB better than Wes Brown? i dont actually think so but i may be wrong. Not taking anything away from carragher, i know hes good but ill prefer Brown as a RB

the midfield- i think any of Alonso or Masherano will easily bench our Fletcher. That i can stick my neck. how on earth will Fletcher be a better player ahead of masche and Alonso I know javier hasnt been playing well this season but i'd prefer him to fletcher anytime anyday

and then we have Giggs ahead of Riera! Giggs has been hot this season so i'll let that slide
The attack looks ok with Rooney, Torres and CR7.
Summarily, its a nice write up and i agree with most of what is in there. I'll like such comparison with the Inter players and lets see what we'll get

Zlatan, maicon and who?

Emperoh
lemme read the article and ill get back to you

prediction for tonite: 4-0
Ronny, Berba, Rooney, Vida

hello fans of the greatest football club on the planet.  i'm kinda new to this thread and i feel much relieved to link up with u guys. ive been a united fan since 1998(ironiacally, on a day we were defeated by B. Dortmund in a CL game).  what a totally awesome season we've had so far. Our players have been really spunky and we the fans have been incredible!!!, i'm already begining to see the possibility of a six trophy haul !!!(2 already in the bag).
, but then i honestly know that next week is going to be very important for us. That we make or mar our season. And i really hope our players will  be at their very best.  oh!, pls forgive my manners 4 not stating my name earlier.  you can call me SARAH TBAG or  just TBAG.  by the way, does anyone know if wazza is going to feature today against fulham?

welcome TBAG

i think Wazza will come in probably the 2nd half

Breaking a world record is staring us in the face
Lets just keep it clean for another 64 minutes and we do have a achieved a world record
1,275 minutes, thats what Athletico madrid has achieved.
I-0 is ok by me.

abeg, ill prefer 1-0 for the game on wednesday o
i want us to get to 15 clean sheets then we can start soring own goals if our opponents are scared of scoring.
we need to smash the record as Emperoh said.
Didnt know about any world record b4 i saw this tho

That is not IMPOSSIBLE. . . . .
Even Kemistry causes traffic jam in Lagos so you haven't done anything outta the ordinary

nice use of figs of speech.
Traffic jam ko, traffic hit ni

U can gimme a try. . . . .Letz see if I won't rearrange your pelvic bone!!!

i used to be the best support striker in command children school way back
Loyika and ur defenders are in for the hardest time.
ably supported by sauron, i forsee another 4-0 thriller!!

ill bag a brace (so sure of that)

@ mukina
Ribing or no ribing,kick them mongrels out, see what that lil imp (emperoh)'s saying about you?

you don't deserve the kinda things he said to you.

muki
cant u tell this ur offspring to sharrap

Wetin be dis?

Crackles aint sluggish nor play CM like Diaby?
Abeg Chamotex, reshuffle!!
I do the wings of CF man and i am quicker than Adebayor plus RVP so liken me to Theo or Vela!

if u wanna be a CF, so be it
just brace urself for the Vida in the house. JustKunmi

im sure you dont want some cheekbone fracture

We have been untouchables for the past 12 MONTHS!!!
It shows how blinkered Wenger must be to be realising this now.

This ur mouth/fingers no go kill you
at least the dude has admitted we are the untouchables
not some rafa[i]ish[/i] extreme bollocks!!

Mukina
are u going bonkers?

some crisp one-two passes between myself and sauron will make you fall face down
You dont wanna test my silky touches in the vital area.
cant wait to play this game real life.

where will the game be at?
Lagos, London, Chicago or Ontario?

so far we aint going to adelaide, im game

Chamo over to you. lets organise the real stuvvs

no be Internet - where boys are men, girls are men and children are FBI agents

they guy is obviously a university student - thats why he was so quick to blather about stroud and theraja - a working engineer with 10 years experinece would be talking about IEC, IEE, ASME, etal

I read the link you sent and im a bit taken aback
he claimed to be a marketer somewhere and else where hes a top telcos guy

na wa 4 people. award dey for this?

the guy is a marketer, he flunked a mobil interview(since when mobil dey invite 2.2?), he has been working for over 10 years,

must be tales from the internet

and hes the same slowpoke who was yarning op about engineers

i saw his 'engineering goof' o bros.
mobil 2:2?

hehehehe, they wanna scatter this thread.
abeggi lemme go alooking too

hey all,
well, I work in the telcos (GSM), been there since '01, and I'm now a senior member of the organization I work for.
In my office, I kind of have a really big team, managers and supervisors report to me, so I don't really have to do anything. I therefore spend my time observing the fray, the various physical exercises I mentioned in my ealier post. Then of course I jump into the fray.

Mostly I research and read books like 'the road to CEO', 'how to undermine your boss and contemporaries', 'the mafia manager', and other such 'evil' books. At my level, navigational skills seem to be more important than academic or professional skills, as I am beginning to find out. So I am busy with the re-education of moi, transforming into your typical average evil treacherous boss.

Right now, I'm out of the country attending a conference, so I don't have a day at work this week. But my typical day at work is spent attending meetings.

Meetings, meetings, and more meetings. Meetings I call, meetings called by others just to hear my honed oratorial skills, meetings we all use to display our latest tricks and schemes and generally rubbish ourselves before our expatriate bosses, who now proceed to fall our hand big time.

The really cool thing about this job be say I am still younger than the average guy at this level. Therefore it tickles me to no end when older guys I run into in the lift and around the office say 'oga' and 'sir'. I feel like taking them by the scruff of their neck and shaking them, screaming 'can't you see I'm just me?'. Ah, well,

Nowadays I get to fly first and business class on international trips, having spent a decade flying economy. Brothers and sisters no be mai mai o! VIP lounge access, no queues at ANY airport in the world, limo service, etc,etc. The first time wey I fly after getting the promotion, I no even sabi how the bed-seat dem dey work, how to arrange the wackies, so I just dey observe one oyinbo as he dey do everything. The guy obviously caught on, cos he kept grinning at me throughout the 8 hour flight. Na im sabi.

Got to run. I'm late for the first session of the conference I'm attending, as a result of excessive partying last night. Will be posting later. Ta!

so what you do is faff around as a boss?
do they pay you? what are they paying for?

did you say you work for a Telco?
your org needs some restructuring

Obviously na engineers post for this thread pass. I am ready to even bet, una neva comot school for more than 3 years. So the Stroud and Teraja still dey shack una.
I am an engineer and have been one for the past ten years. Studied Electrical and Electronic Engineering up to postgrad level.
Medicine is a lot more difficult than engineering. Unlike Engineering, it is a lifelong study, and it requires a lot more than mental aptitude. You need to have the mental aptitude of an engineer, and also be tough emotionally, physically fit, and you need to be courageous also. If any engineer go even argue this thing, no be Nigerian engineers. See as COREN and NSE dey helpless, no graduate engineer even send them. Can you say same about ICAN, for example?

Una no dey watch House? Lots of Nigerian doctors are not even making the grade, just visit any hospital and you'll know what I mean.
But even in Nigeria, doctors are researching and winning international awards. How many Nigeria-based engineers have ever won any international award? Come on. While we're at it, all the engineers in the house? what did you do your graduating project on? if na civil you do, you probably did a write up on some structure equations. If na mech, you built a grinding machine or something. If na elect, e go pass digital counter, digital this, and digital that? Most of the project sef una dey contract am out to some roadside technicians to build for una.

Globally, medicine is lifelong learning and training. Engineering is not. Una dey mix science and engineering. Engineering is just applications. Na the physicists and chemists dey make the discoveries. They are the researchers. In medicine you have to be the researcher yourself. You have to invent new ways of treating people. And medicine is far wider in specialization than engineering. Try this: in surgey alone, you have the general surgery, maxillofacial surgery, cardiac surgery, neurosurgery, etc, etc. Each of these require a lifetime of training, research and serious dedication.

I have a sister who's a doctor in the states, and I watch all the medical dramas a lot (House 1-4), ER, Grey's Anatomy, etc. I have lots of respect for doctors and what they do. It's a lifetime of dedication to study and saving lives. Engineering is good too, but it doesn't require that lifetime of commitment.
Besides, why do you think there's a Nobel Prize for medicine, physics, and chemistry, but not engineering?

ahn ahn
i cant believe this coming from an experienced engineer.

im printing this ur post for some engineers to read

They will buy Gallas in the summer. . . . .Eboue wants to stay in Milan too.

are you saying Arsenal will be relegated next summer?