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ask the moderator

is it wrong to paste his pic here for everybody to see?
u can confirm with the MOD.

if its not, then fire the thing here abeg

Its quite obvious u aint even doing ur "reading" wel enough else u'd see d id starts wit 'd' & not 'm' !
If u cnt acknowledge that little obvious detail right beneath ur nose, my friend I wonder how u'd be of use to the "find"

sorry Mr. Magnet if that touched some raw nerves. Like i said, tell us the essence of posting here and dont give me some red herring bullshit.
Attention to detail my ass (like i give a single toss of a hammer) . That was a frigging tongue in cheek attempt at ridiculing ur darn handle. Tell me why we are here n stop being disdainfully insipid with ur lame attempt at being tough. Not with me dawg!!

Tbk417. . Believe me fightin' with dragnet is the worst thin' I've seen on Nlandthe guy would spank u ass so bad u'll need crotches in ya sleep. . . . . . .

Mister, u didnt have to post that. i am tkb417 not the usual twerps u lots have being dealing with on this thread

@Mustay
are these ur children? they are sure some funny lot

everyone don become Inspector Derrik !!

tell us the essence of the thread Mr.magnet. u think we are here to read ur dirge

this is getting interesting

yicob
i checked tht thread. that angel of a gurl should be tracked

Gamine
someone is offering a thesaurus

Coolsegun
The mod should be able to ban these schmucks from our midst.
im gonna be hear often now to see if i can e-bomb the lance vander of a thing

Germaine,

Next time there is a fellowship at your house, and there is a clapping and shouting frenzy, take a look at the faces of the participants, take a hard look at their eyes, what do you see?

I will tell you you see hopelesnes, despair, confusion and insecurity. That is the stage at which we live in the third world, forget all the cars packed outside (for onces that can somehow afford them), for get the smilling faces, you will see past all that.

So you see most people need these physchological boosts, it helps us wake up tomorrow and look towards a new day, it offers us hope, any kind of hope

satan flee from the poor gurl

Gamine
u dont wanna be called a xtian again?
U need deliverance. u have been talking to witches n wizards

Tkb417 u're a suspect u know. . . . .why don't u just change the 7 in ur username to 9. . . . I'm nt sayin' u're (lance). And no hard feelin's . . Hv u 4gotten that every costumer has a right to his/her own privacy. . . . And . The clerk would tell u that '' Unless u hv a warrant u can't perform tis' operation '' . . . . . . . . . Nw all I hv to do Is get a warrant. . . . Lance it's a good thin' u learnt hw to cover up ur tracks. .

suspect ke?    just stumbled on this thread today and I'm enjoying it. as for me being a suspect because of my moniker, sorry to disappoint u, i don't do stuffs like that

as for the topic, he can equally get a warrant and do all i itemized. did u say covering his tracks? one of those info will lead to something.
i know what I'm saying.  .   .the benefit of hindsight isnt there when the accounts were opened I'm sure. and one of those info will be true


Gamine
daft? yeah. add stupid to it

Watching Nigeria play is like watching an excrutiatingly painful boring Nollywood!

Me i don wash hand comot for Naija case tey tey

Them invite keeper wey dey play for semi-amateur league

why them no come invite me wey dey play semi professionally?!

Craze people

haba na, the boring Nollwood go make sence pass wetin i hear say den play

That Keeper cannot enter Gabros FC in Nigeria.
im waiting for the WCQ patiently. we know how to make minnows super powers
sudenly Angola is a super power cos we allowed dem qualify for WC
We are gonna create another one soon. u guys wanna guess
Mozambique will go to the WC ahead of us

i no know sef. shey na Mozambique abi na Kenya dey our group

The one that makes a bit of sense,cz you're sounding so stupid of late

haba Myself. . .dissing Arsenal n some idiots on this thread is sounding stupid?

The one that just reminded you that you're fast becoming a ploncker

Thts the whole idea. If being a plonker drives home the hard truth about u, ur team and other asstards, then no shitz

how do u feel now tht uve let out whats been on ur mind
shior, like i send u.

When MISCOFFIED (probable real names Segun Tolu or Oluwaluyi Tolu ) duped me of N16,800 for a global sim card, i posted it here so as to serve as a warning for others not to fall for the 419 tricks of the so-called nairaland friends, but my post was removed by the moderator. Now another one has happened on a larger scale.

MISCOFFIED initially sent me an account no. as follows

Prince Segun Tolu
Acct type: GLOFIRST, First Bank
Acct. no. 6280512001106794341

I pretended that First Bank refused to accept payment into the account just to further test his genuineness. I then asked if he has any account with GTBank. Later he sent me this account no.

Name: Oluwaluyi Tolu
Acct. no. 2344989261590

Nairalanders, BEWARE of these account nos.

Get to these banks sharp ish, I'm sure some guys in that bank can help u.

let them help u check where the account was opened, when last he withdrew money, the address he used while opening the account, his references. U suppose fit nab the guy if u can tip one of the staffs in those banks to help with u those info.

when u get the info, get a Naval, soldier or an airforce guy to send him to the orthopaedics.
at least, he needs to use crutches this xmas

LOL !!! Voltron defender of the yahooze!!

Crase dey worry  u my friend.

My people say : "Every day might be for the thief but one day e go be for the owner of the house o!!"

anyway I know say na condition make crayfish bend. "Lance" it amazes me when people speak abut themselves in the third person sha  for ask the dude for loan now.

If it walks like a duck and it quacks like  duck and it has feathers and a beak like a duck,  heck it must be a duck!

yeah, ure right!!! Defender of them yahooze
how i wish we can just put a device on NL to track these thieves.

I don't think engr.Hamid is Lance. I just finished a comprehensive research.
P.S. Am not defending him.

how u take know? how did he know Lance isnt a thief.  .   .just wondering aloud ni o

Why is the poster complaining? By letting us know he has tried to use illegally obtained credit cards to purchase goods online, he's told us he himself is a crook.

All i see here is a smarter crook defrauding a budding crook. That's all.

This is actually true.
Toluxa too is a fradster!!!

Thief jam Thief. chei!!!

now i know why they gave Toluxa that title (mumu of NL)

@poster
so sorry. chei!!! how u go send money to person? i no fit send money to the next street talkless of perso wey dey Abk.
u suppose fotocpyhis pics and paste am round the whole abk and surely drop some with the police.

tht guy na elewe-eran go end the guy matter

no vex abeg

Berabatov injured

abeg how the guy take bag that title na
(mumu of NL). make una tell us na abi why una dey 'hoard' info

How would he pay if the sheik wins?

Americans love him. contribution of just 1 dollar per head should do. abi na

thank God i no watch the match. with this kind commentaries wey i dey read, i for break my tV

time never reach for Amodu to dusgrace us, na when the real WCQ start, una go hear wen

Brazil 4 Portugal 1 Why does Ronaldo disappear in this kind of top games
Simao pulls one back

is this what we are talking about?
Germany were beaten at home by CRAP ENGLAND
I think Croatia were beaten at home by this CRAP team
they have 4/4 in WCQ

can i do the equation
assumin England is shyte, then Germany are superbly shyte
The country, the league, the players are simply in a word MEDIOCRES

mumu of NL
lmao!!!

Not again!!!! GOD will see him through, Haters get a life and some bullshitting!!!!!

slowpoke!!!
he should die in jail if found guilty. . . na me send am message
whats God's biz with his wayward life?
no go find work. monkey

Gaynners and ILLITERACY are highly synonymous??
19 out of every 20 GAYnners u meet on the streetz are stark illiterates.
Debosky should fumigate this zone. . . . . .It is oozing with STENCH.

absolutely correct!!!

J-k
me i dont usually like to involve myself in stuffs like this. You can probably ask the Mod.
If they can bring it back, then its the best

tbk, it was a joke. simple

see u. . .i know na
how u dey?

just came in. . i think i've been gone for toooo long. .
watever happened to the old United thread??
who did this thing??
not nice not nice. . .

newayz, howz u all doin?

hey jiggar
whats happening? thats what our thread has been reduced to oo
hope ure gud?

why u dey ask?
u want her to take u to ceddi abi?
ole

@ tkb

so yu attended Legacy?!!

chei!! yu sabi p-pull o,

ah duno eni of d£m p-pull

yes o. was in legacy for a while
but those days, i was never in class. was asked to leave the school by the proprietress cos i was always at the joint (Q-TIP) in front of d school

me i sabi people well well o

It is too late to process non-European visas. Only European visas can be processed within the one week time frame they have before the match. I don't know why they didn't call Carl Ikeme of Wolves. He is better than all the keepers we have at the moment.

didnt they know about this friendly since?
9th div goalkeeper of course isnt as good as our local keepers. even the wolves guy wont be that bad

i hope he doesnt drop balls in our net

dayokanu,
I hope u were joking when you said ronaldo would mature at Madrid.
Right now,Madrid looks like a circus act.It's a wonder why anyone would want to play there at this time.

who will go to madrid at this time?
Barca is the place to be in spain.
those guys are now scoring like its a game of cricket

i pray they face liverpool in the Q-finals, then we can now face Liverpool in the semis

The guy still calls her 2ce a day . . . evidence he is also finding it hard to give her up. She can change his mind . . . she needs to do a drastic change in attitude. U know wetin proverbs talk about such a hot tempered woman?

Better to dwell in a wilderness land, Than with a woman of contentions and anger." Proverbs 21:19

the guy don go wilderness.

in a way u want the gurl to go begging
that cannot work. lemme tell u, that guys mind is made up
only God knows what the gurl has done in those fiery days

if the guy says YES to tht gurl, i bet it, things wont be the same again
ahn ahn , read the mail the guy sent to her

its an irreparable damage. Temper can be a bad thing o
even me sef no fit marry tht kind babe

Verdict: the gurl should re-engineer her spirit n soul, look for another guy who will never see any trace of what happened in d past and all will be well with her. that guy no go gree