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Somze
what do u want in a striker?
12 goals so far? thats no mean feat bros

The poster is DUMB

that much i know,

Miss Nigeria is Different from MBGN

What more do we need to know

SHIOR!!!

right, i think MGBN is the one from daily times while the silverbird people are the organisers of Miss Nigeria

abeg, its all semantics
as for the poster, the guy/babe na oponu

pls people
will Rooney n RIO be fit for Villa?
abeg o, we need 'em for that game.
Villa park is not gonna be easy this season. Those guyz mean biz

why do u wanna confuse me?
shior

So sauron and dayokanu are still battling it out here. . .

Nice one. . .

I won't go into who is a better player. Not my style. I judge
players on how important they are for their sides.

Carrick is more important to Utd than Ballack is to Chelsea

gbam!!!

h yah!never knew u werent referrin to me!

oloshi, agbero, atole, darefoetus-incarnate and cretinous vermin! i am kind of free now

this is what uve been reduced to?
u don kolo

how many times this gurl go change her ID
i don tire. . . .u just dey confuse person

A-40
but u know say those akoka gurls are jersey fans na.
dnt tell me u dont know.

Check UTD gurls, meeen, they are dope

the last time we had a party in ABJ to celebrate our double, u should have been there to see the 'kind' of chicks we paraded
abeg, arsenal no get fine gurls again

how ur wifey na

@Cesc04
This your grammar na wonder someone must have really stepped on your toes today.Do ya thang

me sef ready for the grammar today.  

@kay_pumpin
Bobo free these Scummies whether we win or lose they are always in your face like an annoying neighbour

na so.  .  .thats why we are all here. if we dont do all these things, these place will be like a graveyard. some of the old guys here will know nothing is personal here. i can remember how we were looking for who to diss b4 the season started, now its begun. lets enjoy it cos may is around the corner

Kay
na today u wan start to dey learn ur own english?
ode, no go find work. who dey talk to u sef?

@tkb417
You must be pipe-dreaming!! no set of female fans are as pretty and classy as Gunner chics not to mention the guys we all ooze class and charisma abeg

40 boi
u know i used to have some of ur chicks in akoka na.  .  .some of them fine but abeg den don dey decamp
their boifees cant afford jersieys no more. the global meltdown is affecting a lotta dem

Mukina
u said sumfn will happen if we dont stop
the only thing that can happen is BAN
u cannot arrest nor kill na

And finally the Moderator!!!!!!!

Mukinatrixxx that was cool but reserved.
Tgirl keep it up

now let me see what reason Criz darling will give now.

Tgirl please get me Debo and DDk they are needed here

dayo is waitin for Cristalz to do hers
i dont know about Debo o, but Dayo will soon be up here

whats stopping Cristalz na? i need to speak to her
how u dey Mr.Politiician

So you're not a scummie? gush! your drivels on this thread must be terribly insignificant and worthless for me not to even bother recalling who the bloody f**K your demented mind routes for.apologies to the scumtwats but then seeing that meaningless,quixotic reasoning has alwaz been their stock in trade I couldnt help but tag on the afore mentioned slowpoke to their cluster.  .

Its clear from your idiosyncratic,pretentious responses that you must lie in that bracket of those the rest of us rightly describe as leeches.those who though so painfully deprived socially,physically nd intellectually continue to deride themselves in believing in their self worth when infact even your mother refuses to accept your existence as nothing more than a biological mistake.'stop rolling with the down trodden' my foot.

The way you go on hyping about your aristocratic stature simply marks you out as a facadist.Its you who needs to get a life as fronting what your low life prevents you from attaining even if you were to live for a dozen centuries will do you no good my friend.

I'm a red devil small boi or can't u read and understand little posts anymore?
all these bollocks for me? ok, u know what u'll do?
modify it and send a better one

u wasted 3 paragraphs to say nothing hehehehehehe
The way maggots like you are produced on this thread daily should be dealt with.
aristocratic nature? who?
bros, me n u na 2 worlds apart. deal with it or die a natural death
like i said before, run to mama and ask him why ur life reek misery!!!
ok? goodboi

Mukina2
u dey talk to me? talk to ur pikin na
the guy provoke so tey na nonsence e dey post

hehehehehehe
u guys are in trouble

Mr Cesc
gimme some more of ur asinine posts
imme deal with them today today, no be tmr
olodo. na by grammar, no be so, go find some teaching job do in ur village
oponu ayeraye 

Diggler
nice post man!!!
not everybody will understand this thing

If its the safest on earth and yet they don't have a branch here in Nigeria!!! that begs a lotta questions

mine is, the economy isnt in a comatose but the real drivers that could propel us to the promiseland are dead
The real sector whats happening in that sector?
what about the steel, the power sectors, what about infrastructures like road, water, housing et al

Nigeria being a place where money can be made doesnt necessaily translate to the economy being the safest in the world.
i'll still want to see the report sha to see how they arrived at that

@osisi
where have u been? long time

Because good guys are mumu.

oro omo yi ti sumi

whatever90
i don dey try decode who u be?
so na u dey mess with me yesterday aite?

Jenny u don kolo. . .doyin don open ur yansh
u no well

I do not give a flying f**k if its a bettle or a H2.the guy reserves the right to show were his allegiance lies.its a free world mon amie so you hav no justification to call a true gunner an idiot.am sure a tout like you will prefer the face of your local govt.chairman or some naked girl adorn his car door instead.well I honestly wont xpect you to know any better seeing how prosaic and dumb your regular drivel here appear.

Its only a yeti who fails to appreciate the 'du jour' trend in fan/star adulation. Anyway who can blame you,a slowpoke who started rooting for the scummies the other day just cause majority of your ilks do.pathetically deprived scumtwat.  .

And how wont you know about 'being born stupid' when your entire ancestral lineage suffers from the acute numbness of the reasoning faculty.

Imme reiterate this again
Get a life booster and stop rolling with the down trodden

and can u explain that stuff in bold? rooted for scummies?  Just like Ritchy will say
u and ur household are fighting a lost battle.   

Basically what you need is a Surgical incision into ur fcking frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more  of ur defected nerve tracts. This should at least cure u of ur mental disorders.
Kapish?
now be a good boi and run home to ask ur mama y u are this stupid. ok?
goodboi

It keeps you mentally in check, when she is driving you nuts

na u talk this thing? i don catch u

Try use the magic on Cristals and others.

Muki you are a darling

murfcking idiot!!!

just ur N500 will make me overcome my shyness?
is it the original or the fotocopy? how much is the original?

You are a disgrace to the Nigerian workforce.

Ashame.
dnt count your chicks before they harsh.
c as u destroyd d engish language.
r u a janitor?
lol

i wonder why everybody suddenly wanna stray away from the original idea of this thread.
Kindly post ur experience and forget the bad grammar from the posters part

as for u mr lecturer, is that what you call queens english?
he who lives in a glass house dont throw stones! u havent heard that b4?
now u know. so run and read some brighter grammar b4 posting next time

good!
when will he be put to jail? i dont want him anymore near the screens

tkb, na me dey supervise them for hia, but i no dey post as early as 5am like some people.

spikey, most of us aint working in the bank, but we still busy small,

ok bros. . .i dont work in a bank but im also very very very busy

but u don forget say no be everybody dey the same timezone for hia

And whats so wrong with that If one is a fan of a player/club what's wrong with having a pic of such a player or club.there's absolutely no need for you to come on here and display your shocking lack of knowledge for current trends nor lack of passion either.afterall only a gunner knows what it feels like to be a gunner.

For the sake of enlightenment so you don't go make a fool of yourself in more subtle gatherings, peeps have been known to do far worse than hang up pics of idols/stars.A boca junior's fan once refused to take a bath for weeks just 'cause the great maradona shook his hands.thats what you can consider weird, not a gunner with a simple pic.

My friend its you who is an idiot for being so painfully ignorant

i know ur type.  .  .stupid by birth
a volks wagen bettle (old model) with cesc pic covering the doors is what u call ish
who do you roll with mr ancient of days?

start rolling with the real n smooth ones around. gimme a call imme hook u up with some

Cristalz
this guy'll need the numbers of some of those guys calling the shotz in ur org

na wa o. which kind work una dey work abeg. u guys are just addicts, as early as 9am, una don dey NL. them dey supervise una at all for where una dey work.

expecially spikey.

spikey na amebo.  .  .u bros( sori o, ur gender no dey dia o), den no dey supervise u too

You and J-girl sitting in a tree K I S S I N G!

J-girl is eldee's babe
i dont want wahala o

Bubblegum is ma babe

and why are u opening ur teeth bubblegum?

Where did you get these stats from? A cheating woman is worse than a cheating man, I swear, I know.

You need to be honest and truthful with yourself, even if nobody else.

If I say I haven't cheated before, I'd be lying[

spiky

i cheated on ma babe too once and i tell u it was a harrowing experience
i forgot she had my yahoo pwd; she read the mail my other schitzo sent to me from Abj
before i could say Jack Robinson, she raised HELL

i was nearly consumed in the inferno

and how am i an ashewo?

@ TKB
oniranu! get busy with work

im in full control baby
no wahala. u too go back to ur work

tel ur friend not to change her mind, its a good tin to keep it till whenever she is ready, she is still going to meet a guy who is going to respect her and wait till whenever she is reADY.

Pastor, uve started today
u wont go and finish what ure doing

Yeah right! I'm spending December in a place that's not close to the mainland

talk is cheap. . . u need to see places n IKJ n LERE

im taking it offlines now

I'm an ashewo ke? Because of what?
I won't go to hell for that. If I go to hell for that, it means at least 99.9% of the guys in this world are going to hell too. They have done things worse than cheating.
I am more angry at you than you are at me, you know I don't know how to lie about my feelings right?

I know you're not a bad guy. But like I said, how many girls have you changed for? I can bet my life savings that you're the same guy you are today compared to 3 years ago. Guys don't change permanently. They do eye-serivce.

mo ti gbo babes

ure mad at me? December cometh quickly and all our differences will be thrashed!!
I have new places u'll love to visit. (got to be on d mainland o)

Armistice?

Spiky
i trust u jare. like ur spirit

@topic,

I read through the poster's first submission and scanned through the responses. One thing that seems to jump out at me from all the responses is the fact that many refer to the poster's experience as funny.

Is it just me or does anybody else notice how the poster cannot even construct a good sentence and write them appropriately? To make the issue worse, this is supposed to be a graduate who has served out his term in the NYSC. Is this the quality of graduates we are now churning out in our universities?

Someone should please help me here. Why don't I find this funny at all?

we aint here to x-ray all those. just share ur experience or quietly walk away

Change what? They never change if you like give them an acid bath. men pretend they've changed but don't believe that. I rather step than hang in there. Men are not worth dying for because God himself will call you a fool for dying for a man and probably throw you into hell.

babes, not all men are like that. Hasty generalisations aint good u know. some men/women are worth dieing for

No it's not! If he's a jerk and I don't break up with him, yet i run to another. i'm cheating on him.

You're tempting me to deal with you.
I have a vague idea of what you're capable of and trust me, you don't want none of my trouble.
Go do your work, I have work to do to.

I'm madder than you know

if u dont break up with him and u cheat on him, then ure an ashewo and u'll go to HELL

ure madder than me? babes, watch ur tongue/fingers today or else. . . .

Please ask tkb how many women he has changed for. Hissssssssssssssssssssss!
They always pretend they want you to change them while they are busy just doing whatever they want.
No man can kill me. So once they start acting up, I just leave them so I won't speak to them as angrily as I feel.
I have experienced life enough to know that angry words hurt.

You know im not a bad guy. like i said b4, some men are good and u sure know that
some women are horribel too. lets leave it like dat for today