₦airaland Forum

I agree with the poster,lagos babe na 2 for 10kobo,them plemty and most them wey dey yarn opata here are guilty.

Ashawo plenty for lag

see them, Abuja people, shey na Abuja pangolo babes no dey?
u no well

Just took a stroll around the forum and look at what i find

Anyways Raimond

Ignore most of the posters insulting you (and asking you to see her as your sister AS IF THAT IS POSSIBLE ), one thing i have learnt in life, most people that criticise you, are even worst offenders in their own little world.

If you are not a guy, you won't/will never understand what the bloke is going through (even the haughty men here that are claiming innocence, know that it ain't easy to be holy in these present times).

Basically Rai, you have to weigh the options available to you, are you prepared to risk all that you have apparently worked for, to have a fling with someone that claims to be a minor Even if she is actually older. When the case goes bad and involves the authorities, her claiming to be 14 won't look good for your case, if you know what i mean .

They say it takes years to build your rep, but a single second can bring everything down in a flash.

Growing up, my Dad always gave me an advice which i am about to give you; "NEVER DO PROXIMITY". Be it in the office, or anywhere else, most specifically at home.

If the issue is troubling you, advise the girl to dress properly, or just try and get a hobby to keep you otherwised occupied. Or you could discover God and repent, or basically look for other ways (or people ) to relieve tension (if you catch my drift ). THE DECISION IS UP TO YOU.

Basically, we are all responsible for our actions, and even though we feel we won't get caught, karma has a way of getting its own back.

So my brother, you are not too young to be controlled by your desires to spread your seeds, and you are not too old to be controlled by your desire for conquest before you kick the bucket

As hard as it may seem, THINK BEFORE YOU ACT. Alot depends on this, as your next line of action will definately make or break you.

REMEMBER YOU HAVE A LOT TO LOSE, and nothing really to gain, but some few minutes of guilt pleasure

PHEW!!

I need to restrict myself to the sports section

. . .ahem. . .u sef Loyiks dey come yarn for romance
abeggi carry ur wahala go sports, i dey come join u

Naaa, I did not. Re-read my posts on the subject again -- the aspects where I was serious as opposed to just yabbing. The problem with most guys is that they're quick to dismiss the things that appeal to a lady's senses as flimsy, and are also quick to pull out the "it's not in our culture" card. And  yet they expect the woman to do those things that are pleasing to a man. It don't work that way. Introspective or not, the bottom line is that he needs to communicate with her in a way that she understands and appreciates. Same applies to her. It's all about the other person in the relationship and how we can please

them to the best of our ability. That's how successful marriages are made out. We can all be any personality-type we want, but the bottomline remains that in relating with someone else, you need to keep your audience in mind. In the case of the marriage relationship, one needs to keep the spouse's needs at the forefront of their thinking in delivering whatever message needs to be delivered -- in a way that the other person understands and appreciates. That's how it works -- at least from my own experience. As long as the other person cannot read your mind, some effort should at least be put into how you deliver what's on your mind. No point delivering in such a way as to elicit a negative reaction, especially not when all you had were positive intentions. The guy goofed on that proposal if you ask me. He could have got a much better and infinitely more pleasant reaction if he had at least paid some attention to the packaging. Needless to say, he would also have saved himself the aggravation that followed

madam windy
na u everything u sabi ni? ehn?
stock, na u, now na marriage proposal
Ok o, my friend dey tell me say u be pwC product sef
alabajo

A bunch of retards have been realeased into Nairaland recently.

na true talk. . .Yoruba this Yoruba that, dem no dey tire

If SAF wants he should stay for a decade more,
he should berra win this present UCL if he doesnt want my sledge hammer on his skull

@Dayokanu
ure just too stupid for my liking. . .Ribery the best french player. and so fucking what?
Is Luca Toni the best italian player? so because he is the highest goal scorer in Italy, then that makes him a top dawg!! ure stupid

How about Darren Bent and about Andy Johnson? by your stupid analogy they are better than Rooney. Idiot!

I mentioned Torres,Ballack and Ronaldo and u came out dropping names like Luca Toni and Ribery, shame is scarce in your life. I told you when you started shagging teenagers up and down that your IQ will dwindle. murfcker

With regards to your last text, ure now a Barca fan because Madrid is out of the UCL and Bayern is in the milk cup, u no dey shame at all

See, the EPL teams will trounce your sill Bayern anytime, anyday. That i can bet with my 'sleek rollo'


@Jackal
im not implying Bayern is better than United, the only thing they have ahead of United is the UCL trophies.(2 more) anything aprt from that, United is sure better.

I'm patiently waiting for United to take this UCL and chase that Nazi out of Nairaland

@Simmy
apart from AC , der is no other team that make sence in the Serie A
in the La liga, only two teams make sence. So its a normal thing in all the leagues.
check out the Bundesliga, no team make sence. thats appalling

the first part of your post is ok but the last parts are totally uncalled forand quite irrelevant.make una no come spoil this thread oooooo for me and Zandra please.its meant to be fun and nuffin more

word!

Any way, for those that are asking the big deals about Igbo Ladies, consider this: These women were once Igbo Ladies,
*PROF. DORA AKUYILI
*OBY EZEKWESILI
*PROF. NDIDI ONYIUKE
*DR NGOZI IWEALA, President World Bank
I suspect that MC OKONS BABA believes in futuristic investments. Igbo Ladies are pure gold today and shining diamonds 2moro!

nice one. . .are u trying to say the ladies are going to school and the guys are selling spare parts?
please, clear the air, i no get u wella

CHACAL CHACAL CAHACALALALA, I CAN SPELL WHATEVER AND HOWEVER I LIKE, AS LONG AS YOU GET THE POINT, THE SAME GOES TO YOU CHACAL, YOU A SHOVENIST, SHUT UP CHACAL AND STOP SEEKING ATTENTION, ONLY WRITE WHEN YOU ARE WRITTEN TO.

eldee you dey jealous, i'm actually representing nigeria very well, when i get my degree i'll employ ya'll bored freeks, and eldee forget typing let me hear your accent and your pronouncation first, you talk as if you no me, and i'm an arsenal fan, as aq matter of fact i've et face wenger face to face what can you say about your self, watching soccer on tv, you just jealous because you don't have the priviledge to watxh this games live.

ure still going to school in SA?
i'll be in SA on the 15th of this month, i'll like to see how u look sef?

Fedsure Towers, Fredman Drive, Sandton. ok?

but, most people u hurl ur drivels at don finish school tey tey, so keep quiet sometimes
so ti gbo? u be Yoruba or Igbo?
later Mr.J-unit


@eldee
why u dey involve this guy? abeggi commot for this zone

@Poster
why did u put yoruba in ur post?

why is everybody bothered that he lives in London
cant we have agberos in London?
abeggi, London ko, Isreal ni.

Aunty Windy, ma precious Wendy, abeg apart from B and V you fit suggest CICO, wetin u think about that 1st Alum sef? ehn?

if ur broker couldnt get Etherna, i dont know how he will do the first alum. i bought about 100kg few weeks back and im schocked to see how the thing dey gallop

maybe u go fit enter when some itchy fingers go wan sell. as for me and my house, i never see sell button for my radar. .

dude, mosquitoes will murder u in this place

@Invisible
abeg make we hear word?
na today? glory hunters

ur coach couldnt beat Ramos in a cup final and ure here celebrating victory over Olympiacos. na wa o. U wan be like Gaynners wey dey celebrate unbeaten runs?

go siddon

United 4 life

ewo ni gbogbo yin so sef?
wetin be igbo dis igbo dat?
emi o gbo gbogbo lingua yi joh!

why cant u date for 8 years?
maybe they started when der was no shishi, now the guy has money to marry, no be so?

@topic
go to der house and carry cutlass say una don do blood covenant
tell the husband say anybody wey sleep with am apart from u go die
u know that magun film. . .exactly
oya run and do it sharpish

TkB why are you berging to know what the B is?

oga, its becos i do not know. .
based on ur analysis, i can enter and do a sharp one
abi what do u think o?

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to
the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:
green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every
time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man
finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old-timer? Never done
anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man
replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

@RoughCut
abegggii noww, wetin be the B wey the blood they gush out now?
i want to use my livestock and afprint dough to buy

i dont understand this coding o.

@Windy
. . .ahem. . . e be like say money no go fit reach that address wey u give
thanks for ur timely info sha.
and to all the gurus.
me i just dey receive silently
some no even wan talk again sef

You no no even need any force to open any door .At least as i dey look now door don already open for one wey begin with "B" as Naijadr talk am before and another one wey begin with "V" Na sweet dreams be thatvery good clue.

I just need to see the blood for floor before i pounce. Dagger don go in but blood never commot

u see una. . .because u know say the silent readers dey, una no wan talk
i bind all forces wey dey seal una mouth

@windy
madam, i see say no be only CICO u sabi analyse

i don sell my afprint and livetock sharp make my spreadsheet profit no disappear as RoughCut predicted this morning. I made about 32% on Livestock and more on Afprint.
modupe .

Conoil is still growing, means more profits, Dunlop( may it never drop o cos i dey pray say make the thing reach 7.50k) i bought it for 5.00.

First alum no go fit drop lailai cos the thing scarce
money just dey show. .chei!

look but don't touch

awomolo?? the one i know is in Nashville, are u seyi?

@Poster
u don kolo. . .abeggi brother, leave the gurl for the small boiz around. she never grow.
if u do anything to her and ur parent find out, they wont beat u but im sure they might want to send her packing from ur house. .Dont let that gurl suffer because of ur crazy tots .
abeg biko, may God help u cos u know the gurl needs all the help.
na beg i dey beg u o

and meanwhile, u be 28 and u still dey stay with ur papa
go find work abeg

what a punishment. Some guys would looooooooooove that oh. Dont just go there

that means no tutorials for us newbies today cos all the teachers don come romance abi wetin Mr.Frankifiri dey do here sef?
Yodi and Wendy don come here, we don chase dem back. . .abeggi oga, lets go back to our class

@tpia
whats the crap about someone chatting wiv u by force?
abeg dismiss for here

@MC
Yes, thats true. . .my take is, history doesnt win footie games anymore. The history before the game between Arsenal and Milan was no EPL team will beat AC on San Siro, but my brother, the whipping get as e be.

It was emphatic and Milan needs to bury der heads in shame.
Bayern may have better records than United, presently what they have to show for their superiority are drab results against bolton and Aberdeen in the UEFA (milk cup)

I think the EPL teams can match the best of europe anytime anyday.
The best Player in Germany is plying his trade with the 3rd placed team in the EPL, one of the finest strikers in spain is plying his trade in the 4th placed team in the EPL while the best player in Portugal is in the EPL. These are just pointers to the fact that the EPL is growing stronger and will outclass the other teams in europe in no time.

How can we explain 3 teams in the semi last season? If by tough luck, the teams have been missing the trophy,i think some seasons will come when the EPL teams will win the trophy for 3 consecutive seasons the way things are going.

Ok bruv. . .
all i'll say is read the whole thread maybe on a Sunday when ure less busy and get all the terms
You need to know when to buy,what drives the market, what to buy and also when to sell. All these you can get from the first page to the last.

Then get the money , after that the rest is history. Some people on this thread are in the US, UK, scattered everywhere. All u need is a good broker.
I'm not gonna prescribe any for you but im sure you have one or two contacts in Nigeria that can help with that.
I really dont know how the guys abroad are doing the trades from overseas, but i dont think its rocket science.

But be careful ooo. . .
Maybe one of our guys abroad can help out sha

@Roughcut
Spreadsheet profit no fit disappear in Jesus name
bailing out of Afprint and Livestock today today
silent assasin ke?
i want to be like you people in no time.
I'm still learning my brother

hey guys, i am really trying to understand the real secret of stocks, more help will be needed.

just read quietly. . .thats what ive been doing and i've been raking in profits from Dunlop, Afprint, First Alum, Livestock and even Conoil.
So chill and dont talk too much bruv

@Tosinadeda
just wait and see

hmmm------- all these talk about romantic proposal from thesame nigerian women who don't like flowers being presented to them  na wa o. na two mouth una get

thank u jare my sister. . .nowadays in 9ja, if u send flowers to babes, na silently den go dey swear for u  

@Novacaine
uve been banned too

This goes out to all Supporters of the EPL teams, MAN UNITED, ARSENAL, CHELSEA AND LIVERPOOL. . .
I have been waging a silent war with a certain Dayokanu on this forum and i think i have been vindicated with the results coming out of the present UCL

Arsenal has just condemned AC, United in the Q-finals after sending the perennial french champions to the cleaners, Liverpool outclassed Inter and sure Chelsea is always a top team anytime anyday.

To the likes of gabrielgb and all Rossenneris, the dayokanus of this world, what can you muppets say now?
I hope you guys can now give honour to whom honour is due

Real is out courtesy Roma (United's whipping team)
Inter is out courtesy Liverpool
AC is out courtesy Arsenal
Barca will soon be sent packing

PS: If you don't support any of the EPL teams, u berra don't put your mouth in this or else. . .

All we have is a proposal now.  Let us get to the altar. . . . . .is what we should be praying for since they both love eachother

Almondjoy, forget all insults wey i don haul to you in the past, ur head too correct.
now i believe Lesleen that all you throw here are just to make the place lively.
u be correct person truly

@TOH
u just dey insult everybody, hope everything is aight with u sha?
gerrout of here joh!

@Windy
madam, u think na candlestick we dey talk about?
abeggi, commot for here come teach me how to do CICO, dem Wanajo and Pumping are waiting

U sef, haba
on a more serious note, are u saying semantics has got a lot to do with how i propose to my babe
cant i propose when im drunk?
cant i propose on Okada?
who says i can only propose with choice words culled from Mills and boon or some rap lyrics
its berra i do it my way. .

Windy u know what matters, the rosy life after the proposal, not the 'packaging' of the proposal

Please leave RCCG put of this issue.Don't drag its name to any romance discussion

exactly. .