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i don't mind any color, so far they are very attractive
But, der is this feeling for dark girls. They make my head spinnn for realla

@Almond
wassup, how is u doing?

this ur story isnt sweet. .
boring

Nice game from Pool. .
at least, one of the favourites will be sent packing in 2 weeks.
Good for the EPL, good for Manchester United!!!

Lets go and devour Lyon!!
ONE UNITED!!!

If you are ready to settle down, then i'll think you should stick to a gurl.
two gurls will distract you. . .so wise up man and pick just one

yeeeess
i love this. . .
sharrappp all of u. .what rights have you got to post on this thread after that show of shame?

what is with this FA and Chelsea playing crybabies
why are they just pushing them to the finals?
cant they sweat it for once?

Pompey will go the way of Assnal for sure

Short Memory!!! The Gayners should check Thiery Henry when he was in action for Assnal.

What Nani did wasnt wrong at all, i can decide to score in my own net if that will give me joy. Showboating or whatever you call it is what makes the game tick.

@ nwando,
Abeg no insult almondjoy oh.


I prefer it goes like this;

Mother of the Day: Almondjoy (aka madam the madam herself  )

Father of the Day: Debosky (Randy father of romance nairaland)

Best man: 4Him (aka davidylan)

Photographer (Oluya): 4Play (aka I-man)

Chief bridesmaid: Morenike09 and Michellin89

Mc of the day: Mc Omo and Eldee

Observer of the day: Sly

Minister in Charge: Reverend of nairaland

RSVP: tkb 419 and co

erm, so na me be [b]R[/b]ice and [b]s[/b]tew [b]v[/b]ery [b]P[/b]lenty!!!
You don kolo

@ALL
goooooood victoryyyy

Anderson is class. . .i couldnt believe my eyes. Nani was on drugs, Fletcher was superb all through.
what more can i say?
SAF is the master to all. . .Wenger is shyte for real

@Jackal
wassup hommie
now i believe you, Anderson is better than Cesc in all way.
man, that guy is a bomber with his techniques

ah tkb o fe pa mi
please oh, i don't want trouble ooh
i'm too young to die, haba
haba, please manage her yourself
i cannot fit to shout

lmao

@ TOH

YOu sef. Make the girl do her thing jare.

We need more people like her who can spice the forum up from time to time!

exactly. . .
we need 'em plenty

@Eldee
i cant sell any story to Ferlie. . .

meanwhile, i want to give u a babe
Hotfunmi. .do u want her?

@Eldee
haba, dont speak evil of Sosoliso
i know the family involved ADC is off the shelf tey tey

Virgin, Arik and Aero are the good ones. anything apart from dat is heartache

Eldee, do u like Hotfunmi?
i dash u patapata

i will hit you up in confidence and behind the scene

i trust u.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh keep our secret secretthanx anyways

@Ferlie
so na u send person come dey abuse me

how far now?
any news again? im still waiting o. . .u know what we discussed

nwando na married woman.Unless say she go convince her husband to take on a 2nd wife in hotfunmmi.

I don talk my own since,na oyb she needs.

are u serious

@nwando
abeg put ur gender for ur profile abeggi

@Oyb
heed the clarion call and help this gurl

@Ferlie
i know who to shoot at, i wont direct such at her but. . .

so whats gwan?
u still in Saudi?
Jackal will send me some stories soon and imme nail ya on NL
You cant run from ruining me on NL

Ure going to jail!!!

Im sure Debosky is after u too

Miss Gamine

I dont claim to be rich o . . .some people know me outside NL, so lets leave that

My Grammar? ooops. . .i see, u actually wanted to say i mispelt the word covenant. my bad. im sowrry

Getting real
this is strictly between myself and Pervert
is it hard to understand?

nyways, drop it off cos i dont wanna do stuffs with ya. ok?
so how is school?

@Poster
why not help her abi u don marry?

so this is your own way of identity on nl,all this your fake grammar that you lifted from rap music eeya pele o,na so igbo dey make person feel no wonder you live in karmo with all those amugbo people agbalagba omo ita area fada

i don give u attention too much. . .it shouldnt rub off on ya
ask ur daddy why ure missing so much in life, ok?
im off ya case, cos i dont deal with bloody schmuks!!!!

@eldee
my man
im good man. . .transiting cities as usual
man must chop
no be so?

Check AEK's standing in der league. they are still one of the best

Aberdeen just lost on that same gorund 1-5 to celtic
and you guys battled for a draw with such a team
United will score 9 goals on that ground

sorry boy my friends don't choose me i choose them and you do not fall into their categories go look for your friends in gwagwa karmo mpape kwali abaji or kuje prison

Friend
lmao? i'll rather be on a deathrow than be ur friend.

Just check it, if not that u copied me post, i tkb will never co sign ur posts. NEVER

Like i always say, we aint on d same level
Uve gat no identity on and off NL. ure simply a low lifer who needs a lift.
pele sotigbo.

i cant help. SFH has an office in Abj, you can call for assistance

@Jackal
you mean i'm not serious about OMO EKO
you want me to die untimely

MC will definitely send the Tinubu boiz to my hood

Haba,we are seeking to help the girl not kill her! Dayokanu,Oberstleutnant in the Waffen SS,will drive her nuts with his constant rendition of Das Lied der Deutschen.

lmao
ill die of lafter oooo

you see your life,you just proved to the whole world that you are from the ghetto and that is where you live in abj,you know some of this local hotels in the ghetto decieve themselves by calling themselves sheraton hotel,transcorp hotel,chelsea hotel,the dome,i guess you patronise the chelsea hotel in your neighbourhood at gwagwa karmo by their speech you shall know them

iwo lomo, u have my digits anytime
u can set out to prove it
so ti gbo? oya be a gud boi

. . .e-agberos on rampage
The proliferation of internet usage in 9ja is causing wahala o

@dayokanu
AEK was the best from Greece
Bolton and Aberdeen are craps compared to AEK. Sefini
abi u no dey understand grammar?

Lets try Dutch

yeah, normal 9ja mentality
everything is hoodoo and voodoo

ure a complete agbero
like i said, come to Chelsea and ask for me
i'll buy u beer

I dont need to banter a flyweight like ya
where have u been in this country when ur mates don dey hammer?
ur father could go for my driver

How do u like that?
where do u stay in Abuja?
right this nite?
i'll be at the dome
call me on 0803 380 5902 and i'll shock ur papa
slowpoke, who be ur mate

she needs to see a shrink kiakia

Dayokanu is available. he'll be in 9ja soon
where is the chick sef?
Naija,UK,US abi Togo?

Know me from which angle?

i just made an observation

Now you are giving me a price list?

Puhleeaase,

When you were in your 'diapers'

i was already wining and dining at the Hilton

Upgrade yaself man!

ooops. . .little child
i can wine and dine even anywhere in the world gurl
My starwood points can attest to that

I know ure still reading ur books at the Convenant, so u wouldnt have been alive when i was in my diapers

wining and dining at the Transcorp is beancake to me, i was talking about staying in Chelsea for 9months non stop not buying food and drinks
My spokes alone will buy food for a year in Trascorp

Lets get real
that post was directed at Perverts who likes opening his gutters anyhow
So get real babe and like i said
MC is our Chairman in the house so dont flex it

PS: i aint a rich man yet, still hu-su-ling

Chelsea Hotel [b]since you were in diapers

You must be really young.
Its even Chelsea you dey claim?
You must be really Broke

First off . . .i think i know u and im sure u aint suffering from any ailment so ill let it pass

One. .sarcasm about diapers
Two. .must be really broke?
lol. . .ignorance. Chelsea, Rockview, Valencia, Bolingo go for the same price

Meridien and Transcorp are the only ones on a different scale
the difference in the deluxe rooms in the ones listed above and Meridien for example is 9,000 and it goes for 33,000. Do the maths

Go back to your books and pass your exams.
MC OMO wont like me go wild with ya

FYI, Chelsea aint cheap, ok? little child

say who dash monkey banana?
na she be the 'razzest'
No be me talk am o. . .i got it as offlines this morning from one of her fans