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happy baffday to u 2ce
happy baffday to u Toyin, happy baffday to u

we wish u long life and prosperity

now i don sing for you, where is my cake?
send via dhl sharp sharp or else. . .

Aberdeen is just like Wigan
Gerrout

@Jackal
Bayern are mumus. . .imagine palying 2-2 with Aberdeen in the first leg.
Those guys are lame. heard United and Barca are slugging it out to get Lahm to replace Gary and Zambrotta as the case may be.
That wont be a bad buy, the guy is hot.

Arsenal are doomed.
let Birmingham deal compound der woes this weekend and u'll hear a whole load of sad tales by moonlight
I hope Senderos will live up to the billing or else,
they will go trophyless this season. 5 points a gap to me considering the fact that they are coming to OT for the refined version of der initial bashing.

Arsenal is shyte, hehehehe

@dayokanu
you can say that again. .San Siro is hell
But i think United are more prepared to visit the hell unscatched this year.
We shall avenge the defeat of Assnal. I can bet on that

@Jackal
yeah, Wazza is dangerous. Kolo will never forget this year 2008 in his lifetime
hes still suffering from the Zakyyism and the wazzism dribbles
Hall of shame beckons. They need to take der pitch to Italy
hehehehe

You don't need to be mad and insultive if you happen to be one of the charlatans but be wise in your decisions so that you need to run a race you should have run 10 years ago.

wassup with u man? why all these?

@Jackal
That will send them straight into the hall of Shame
The game is still open. . .
with Kolo out, they really need to step up d game or else, they are out

lol
stop slacking and go do your job

how? i aint a slacker. . .

am ere. . . . . . trying to find out how to send personal messgs via nairaland

check my profile, my email will be der for 1hour.
you can re-send the mail cos i didnt gerrit

i was aghast when he said he wish he could carry the pitch to Italy
what the f;cuk?
did he win yesterday with his pitch?
hes a luna for real

if ure slim and the cocacola shape is der,
then my sister, u dont have any probs.

Pls, disregard Busta's prescriptions.
we want u lepa with the contours.
thats all

@tkb
yeah, she even came to my vacation spot
she wasn't arround when i came, i coulda approached her and struck a conversation or sumn

badguy. . .
nyways, lets see how it pans out.

@Naja
where are u?

Ass anal did not win yesterday because they did not field Abou Diaby, Justin Hoyte, Traore and Rosicky

also because Lehmann was chewing gum

idiot, u don start ur own

Simple! Like flirting is attached to any given profession. Even geriatric patients in nursing homes flirt with Alzheimer's and dementia.

Thank you jare! Flirt na flirt! It cut across all professions! In skirts or in trousers! Male or female!

i believe u

@Naja
i didnt get any mail from you. . .
maybe you got the addy wrong.

Lemme know when ure online

@eldee
did u notice the gurl in question came around today?
you know what im talking about abi?

@topic
everything bad is bad.
too much chocolate is bad then its sinful
lmao

wey the poster?
them don catch am?

u sef, u like wahala

@Sley4lif
why did u call him?
u must be high on some reefers for real. why will u call him?
i wanna know

why would you do such a thing
she may leave you an Eko Dr if you're not one.
If you're not there at work with them,you're history
Unless you'll check into Eko as a permanent patient if you're not a doctor, LOL

na wa o. thats true
erm, are u speaking from personal experience cos . .
what do u do?

@Tikabo loju

the post was directed to the poster for reasons best known to both of us

not because I care if Abuja is boring or lively

Agbaya buruku

@Nwando
are u serious? Doctors leaving der wives for nurses
then im looking for a beaurriful nurse. . .

erm, Eko hospital is my next destination.

@Efuah
ahhh, abeggi
are u a nurse?

@Coded
its enough. . .
back to footie

someone said Nani and Tevez made a lot of difference even more than those that played 90mins.
I think the days of the old warhorse are getting numbered. especially Giggsy.

What actually happened that SAF had to take out Hargo? i had the feeling that sub. would cost us the game. but, thanks to Carlito.

So much noise at the Tyneside. . .how can a team we devour 6-0 think they can overcome our superior firepower that made Assnal bite the dust

hospitals are a no go area for me. I hate injections hence i hate nurses.

Ive heard that gist too that nurses are flirts. . .who cares, i cant go near them.
But why? could it be cos they spend 80% of their time at work?
even our famous Dr.Iweala got more than he could chew with a nurse in his hospital.

Let the nurses in the house speak up

Ur Pastor actually said that to you
damn!!

@Eldee
where are uuuuu?
the person has surfaced oo

am more of a park person, so i usually go to parks, I like Millenium park because of all the drama and side attractions ( The Music people) and because i get to play Volley ball, I like Jabi park too because its quite and romantic but its better if you are going with someone, Grandsquare like tkb417 suggested is cool.
Sorry if this doesnt help, I don't get to go out much.

Thats very true. .Abuja parks are very ok. But, i aint the park type. been der once or twice but no way, its out of sorts for me.

@MC
Abuja could be dry when u cant find ur way around. the dude needs to get a grip with the 411 in ABJ

@Gamine
Sheraton will bore my bones. .
Ceddi a Silverbird wannabe? Thats true sha.
Only God knows when the Silverbird people will complete the Galleria in Abuja.
Im looking forward to the completion. Hope it happens soon

@Poster
u amuse me you ran to NL cos some guys threatened you
na wa o. how old are u?
Get a grip with the situation and deal with it.
lamide's suggestion could help if ure that lousy.
Tough guys survive tough battles. . .get it settled sharp sharp
no one is gonna tell you how to fix them. Ok?
do it ur way

@Blackman
haba, why all the unnecessary show off with ya signature
ure in manchester and u want the guy to call you.
easy man.

only dumbasses reason the way some of u scummies reason . . . .why would anyone think Lyon is not in this race because they conceded a goal at home ?

We cant see where anyone has said Lyon is not in the race. . .

what happened to your CR ? your Rooney ? he lost a million and 1 chances and all u do here is come rant why should Arsenal lose so many chances ? why not talk of your club and the fact that SCHOLES AND GIGGS ARE YOUR BEST PLAYERS ON FORM RIGHT NOW

im sure you were right in front of ur TV watching Arsenal. How on earth you saw Rooney missed a million chances is beyond me. Nice try sha, Rooney only missed a clear chance, not two, not three. Even Tevez blew a sitter before he got the goal. Its a norm in soccer. We only feel, it will do Rooney a lot of good if hes sitted in the oppositions box

we had a nice game against Milan and even the most ardent critic of ARSENAL would agree that Arsenal upped the ante and outfoxed AC thats arguably the best club in the world with the most complete team in footie

Thats the problem with Gaynners. . .nice game?? without a scoring a goal at home. who cares about the chances created? we all wanna see the goals converted. Goals converted will only guarantee qualification not the amount of chances created

the question should be . . .what would have happened if Lyon had gone ahead to win 1-0, would u be here mouth-making on how u will devour them 3-0 ?

Buncha muguns !!!
The diffrence between United and Arsenal is that we have a better chance of qualifying. We played a more difficult game taking into consideration where the games were played and we scored a goal. Their is nothing like had it been in soccer, base ur arguements on what happened. We drew 1-1 in Lyon, u guys drew at the emirates. can u spot the difference?
must you always celebrate mediocrity?

It depends on the kinda person you are. . .
i dont usally go to all places cos i wanna hang out.

I have a few places i know i'll see my friends and the kinda person i wanna meet.
The Dome, 903, Dre's Bar are the places i go to.

U shouldnt be bored if u know your way. Drive to GrandSquare and see gurls at the ice cream section, go to Cedi Plaza and watch films, shop, do all sorts.
Abuja cant be that bad. I understand if u dont have a babe or u dont have a crew of friends to 'arrange stuffs' with.
Try and im sure u'll change ur tune soon

The bible was making a reference to fornication

not only fornication. . .the reference also applies to anything u do that will not glorify the temple of God

Smoking is dangerous to health reasons why the the tobacco manufacturer will not spare a dime to let that sink into our skulls. Then, if that is the case, why will a sane guy want to kill himself by smoking?

Smoking is tantamount to suicide. This authomatically makes a smoker a sinner cos he who takes his/her life knowingly has committed murder

@Topic
if i cant marry a gurl who smokes, then why should a gurl marry me if i smoke?
anything bad is bad. . .smoking is bad,

I think Rooney needs to be told to stay in the opposition's Box 18 for 90 minutes. He expends too much energy chasing the ball which later tells on his goal scoring ability.

An additional striker like Benzema will make Rooney sit up. We really cant afford to be blewing away scoring opportunities like those we had. For real, Rooney is a very beautiful footballer, but his inability to put these balls in the net is giving me worries.

We also need someone to inject fear into RIO. He surely needs competition in that area of the team. he nearly scored an own goal with his awkwardness. He's just damn too lazy for my liking. . .

Bosingwa, Arfa,Benzema will make United a killer team.

I think Lyon will be shredded to pieces when all hell are let loose at OT.
They are in for a shocker
3-0 my prediction


Nice game from the gunners
but, how will you explain a flurry of missed chances just like we saw yesterday?
thats unacceptable for a team that wants to conquer europe.
a 1-0 victory would have been a decider for the clash. but now, it seems a daunting task for the Gaynners.
Nice try sha

@Poster
do u stay in kotangora?
u must be the king in that place. . Im sure you rule ur world in Kots.
Please forward 2 of those gurls to my abode. .
Tell them they can live here for 360days, i dont mind
Bad guy

@poster
i support you my guy
if you have money plenty, they will run after you oo
you dont need to do an advert here.

Just come to Gidi on a Friday nite and roll in ur Escalade to UniLag or Lasu
you'll be amazed at the quantity that will run after you .

So, run outta here and dont carry our Nairaland gurls o.
we dont have them plenty