₦airaland Forum

Lolz...................
Omo Igbo reooo.

Strahovski1:
Lol.

Let me book first and read.

Ok I've read it.

[s]Well, she might not have any supernatural powers you are thinking. Maybe she heard you talking over the phone about the divorce. Maybe she used a traditional way (stones) to light the gas, maybe she likes sleeping and maybe you just roll under the bed[/s]

Now that's bullsh!t.

Your wife obviously has some metaphysical powers. Perhaps she is a member of a witch coven. And witches are harmless creatures. They are servants of nature unless you threaten them. So in my opinion you have nothing to fear.

Instead talk to her. Don't be afraid. She won't hurt you. If truly she has powers convince her to open up and if she opens up, it's a blessing. Yes. You two will now come together to figure how you can exploit those powers. Common your wife can make fire with her hands without a match stick that means she can do anything. If she can make fire come, she can make a $1000 note come too! Lol no pun intended.

Jokes apart, you guys can have anything you want. If she makes invisible water bathe her she can make anything invisible.

She can even read minds omg! Man sell her to me please. I'll pay

I won't tell you to divorce her. Goto church and cast the spirit by fire. Deliverance and all what typical africans will say. I'll tell you to EXPLOIT it.

Get something good out of it. You can even tell her to make them promote you at work. Alot of stuff. She is like your nuclear weapon. Your asset. That is if you pose no threat to her. Man I wish I was in yor position by now I won't be on NL. Damn.

Ha ! Super Story

How many times we wan see the two?
Mcthw..

This is a sign of good things (Inventions) coming to this Nation.

"A cloud as small as a man's hand is rising from the sea." ........................ 1 King 18:44

Lols
am sure that our twitter senator will embrace this.

Both.

This is nothing but Both The Duck and the Rabbit

WHAT.

IT USED TO BE A MIRR...NOW CAM. PHO.....

I no talk oooooo.

But na sort of -ve advancement sha

Lols

I will avoid all the means to be seen with this Lady-Agbero.
Na me go dey Shame self!

Well, who knows if it is their Cultural Style of hair do

These guys are aging gracefully.

I tap into a good old age

OKAY, Wait for me its simple


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is No money is missing

kikikikikiki

I YAF LAFF TIRE

I smell lies

This Blogger needs to be charged for Perjury ASAP

Holywizard:
even my niece's hand writing dat is in primary 1 is far beta dan urs. smh...

Nawa ooo, some people sha!
Always try to see the positive side of things. By so doing moving forward in life will be easy.

My piece of advise!

whao!

Well to me the story is incomplete. Why?

1. The husband might have seen the parachute the wife was wearing, since the parachute is not a pin on her body

2. They are couples and am sure they must have known each other's behaviors- iota of deceit of some sort in themselves

3. Lastly, who wan die? -or you think say to die dey easy. You can ask the crying cow that saw the Demon-killing knife

Good morning my fellow nairalanders in FCT, Abuja.


Did anyone receive a msg from the office of the NSA & NPF that there is a planned training exercise on counter-terrorism crisis response at ICC Abuja today Tuesday, 2 Feb, 2016. Urging us not to be panic?

questions on my mind;
1. Could this be one of those false messages
2. If the information is true, how did they get my phone no?

chidekings:
Is it a crime to rest in Nigeria ?

Na so you dey take rest for public ba?.
Chai! Nawa you ooo

picture of Amara or .............................................
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Adonbilivit

Picture of Her with Aunti happiness or adonbilivit

Na who dey deceive you. mtchwn

No be this 21st Century wey ladies plenty for ground.

Dey there dey do shanga


PRAY & BELIEVE in God for the best and that all what they need

9. Sometimes been:
i. Eloquent
ii. Expressive
iii. Articulate
iv. Persuasive
might do the work

Mr. Lai, be warned!

He who throws stone in the market place, risk breaking the head of his relations.

A word is enough for the wise

Whao! I hope this not a sham like the other black darkness of their Friday. Lolz

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Who said Nigeria will not be cleansed?



President Muhammadu Buhari has directed the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission to carry out further investigation into the alleged misconduct established against some retired and serving officers of the Nigerian Air Force and Nigerian Army.

Those affected in the order include embattled former National Security Adviser, Lt.-Col. ​Sambo Dasuki (retd.); former Chief of Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshal Alex Badeh (retd.); and two former Chiefs of Air Staff, Air Marshal MD Umar (retd.) and Air Marshal Adesola Amosun (retd.).

The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Mallam Garba Shehu, disclosed the President’s directive in a statement made available to journalists on Friday.

Shehu said the presidential directive was based on the recommendation of the committee established to audit the procurement of arms and equipment in the Armed Forces and Defence sector from 2007 to 2015.

He listed others that the President had asked the EFCC to probe to include: Maj.-​Gen. ​ER ​Chioba (retd.); AVM​​ IA​ Balogun (retd.); AVM ​AG​ Tsakr (retd.); AVM​​ AG​ Idowu (retd.);AVM ​AM ​Mamu; AVM ​OT ​Oguntoyinbo; AVM ​T ​Omenyi; AVM ​JB ​Adigun; AVM​​ RA ​Ojuawo; AVM ​​JA ​Kayode-Beckley; Air Cdre ​SA ​Yushau (retd.); Air Cdre ​AO ​Ogunjobi; Air Cdre​ GMD ​Gwani; Air Cdre SO ​Makinde; Air Cdre AY ​Lassa​; ​and Col. N ​Ashinze.

Shehu added that following the submission of the audit committee’s second interim report, the President had also directed the EFCC to investigate the roles of the officers as well as some companies and their directors in fundamental breaches associated with the procurements by the Office of the National Security Adviser and the Nigerian Air Force.

He gave the names of those affected to include: ​Messrs Societe D’ Equipments Internationaux; Himma Aboubakar; Aeronautical Engineering and Technical Services Limited; Messrs Syrius Technologies; Dr. Theresa A. Ittu; Sky Experts Nig Ltd.; Omenyi Ifeanyi Tony; Huzee Nig. Ltd.; GAT Techno Dynamics Ltd.; Gbujie Peter Obie and Onuri Samuel Ugochukwu.

Others are ​Spacewebs Interservices Ltd.; Oguntoyinbo Tayo; Oguntoyinbo Funmi; Delfina Oil and Gas Ltd.; Chief Jacobs Bola; Mono Marine Corporation Nig. Ltd.; Geonel Intergrated Services Ltd.; Sachi Felicia; Mudaki Polycarp and Wolfgang Reinl.

The presidential spokesman said the breaches identified by the Audit Committee include non-specification of procurement costs, absence of contract agreements, award of contracts beyond authorised thresholds, transfer of public funds for unidentified purposes and general non-adherence to provisions of the Public Procurement Act.

He added, “Furthermore, the procurement processes were arbitrarily carried out and generally characterised by irregularities and fraud.

“In many cases, the procured items failed to meet the purposes they were procured for, especially the counter insurgency efforts in the North East.

“​A major procurement activity undertaken by ONSA for NAF was that concerning the contracts awarded to Societe D’ Equipment Internationaux (SEI) Nig Ltd.

“Between January 2014 and February 2015, NAF awarded 10 contracts totalling Nine Hundred and Thirty Million, Five Hundred Thousand, Six Hundred and Ninety US Dollars ($930,500,690.00) to SEI Nig Ltd.

“Letters of award and End User Certificates for all the contracts issued by NAF and ONSA respectively did not reflect the contract sums. Rather, these were only found in the vendor’s invoices, all dated 19 March 2015.

“Additionally, some of the award letters contained misleading delivery dates suggesting fraudulent intent in the award process. The observed discrepancies are in clear contravention of extant procurement regulations.

“The SEI contracts included procurement of two used Mi-24V Helicopters instead of the recommended Mi-35M series at the cost of One Hundred and Thirty Six Million, Nine Hundred and Forty Four Thousand US Dollars ($136,944,000.00).

“However, it was confirmed that the helicopters were excessively priced and not operationally air worthy at the time of delivery. A brand new unit of such helicopters goes for about Thirty Million US Dollars ($30m). Furthermore, the helicopters were delivered without rotor blades and upgrade accessories.”


http://www.punchng.com/buhari-orders-probe-of-badeh-amosu-others/

What is this world turning into? And this is someone's role model ooooo.

It is better for her to confess, and the earlier the better.

For calling her ex-husband’s name during sex, a man has admitted to killing his girlfriend.

The man, from Florida, USA had called 911 to say his girlfriend was having trouble breathing but later admitted killing her.

The state’s police department told local news media that 24-year-old jealous lover, Fidel Lopez called 911 early Sunday.

Officers who responded to the call and were at the apartment said they found Lopez crying in the bathroom next to his dead 31-year-old girlfriend, Maria Nemeth’s naked body.

Police said Lopez initially told investigators that the couple had been having sex when Nemeth went into the bathroom, vomited and collapsed.
However, after further questioning, Lopez revealed that he became enraged with Nemeth when she called out her ex-husband’s name during sex and he attacked and disemboweled her.


http://www.punchng.com/man-kills-girlfriend-for-calling-exs-name-during-sex/

A pastor with the Redeemed Christian Church of God has been kidnapped by yet-to-be identified persons.

It was gathered that Pastor Ayo Raphael was kidnapped during the Sunday service at the Resurrection parish of the RCCG in Kabba junction in Lokoja, the Kogi State capital.

Eyewitnesses said the kidnappers, numbering about 10, stormed the church auditorium at about 9am and ordered the congregation to lie face down.

An eyewitness, who pleaded not to be named, said, “The pastor was dragged out of the church into the bush while the abductors shot sporadically into the air to facilitate their escape.”

Although no lives were lost, many members of the congregation were said to have sustained injuries as a result of their scampering for safety as the kidnappers were shooting into the air.
PUNCH Metro gathered that the kidnappers had contacted the church, demanding N50m before the pastor could be released.

The Kogi State Police Public Relations Officer, William Aya, an Assistant Superintendent of Police, said he had yet to be briefed about the incident.

He promised to get back to our correspondent on the police efforts on the matter, but had yet to do so as of press time.

http://www.punchng.com/kidnappers-abduct-rccg-pastor-during-service/

Lol

wetin hin go tell baba God nau.

SMH for some people.

God: Welcome my son
Son: Thank You sir (both hands at his back)
God: But I am not expecting you soon, what happened.
Son: It was the woman that I was helping.
God: How?
Son: Sir, you said we should always share what we have
God: I see, Truly there is love in sharing. You have done well.
God: Okay, go and share the pit of hell with other adulterous men and women like you.

VERY EASY

We subjected ourselves to;
Reading
Hunting (Games)
Osupa Ale - Tales by moon light
In the evening Ayo Olopon
In the evening under the mango tree, it was usually poundi and bush meat and Pami

and in the night na only you and your wifey(s)

Life was interesting then, I mean very interesting

What?
Some people are just serving God without knowing Him.
God said His thought towards us is of peace....to have an expected end

God does not do evil, He is peace
His Loving kindness shall not elude me and you reading this. AMEN

This is great.
whao! go down the memory lane, 1920 things

There seems to be no sign of a knight in shining armour.
They look happy being singles

praxs:
i have the softcopy, too bulky couldnt read it coz of time

Kindly forward a copy to me as well.
God bless you.
tkpoint2@yahoo.com.au