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What the wife did was wrong!!!

Though some MILs could be very annoying by their actions and words. But no matter the level of provocation from her MIL, she should have controlled her emotion to save her marriage.

If care is not taken, this could be the beginning of the end to their marriage.

MILs should learn how not to stay long in their Son's house.- MY OPINION THOUGH.

wow!

How I wish it is Fasola that got stuck in that shity!!!

Which ever way they should go back to their Ministry and inform their BOSS!!!.

IF THE STORY IS TRUE.............

WELL I AM SORRY, I DON'T PITY HER

WOMEN CAN BE MEAN SOMETIMES...SHE KILLED THE GUY EMOTIONALLY WHILE THE GUY KILLED HER PHYSICALLY

A CRIME associated with the YEEBOS.

They keep tarnishing the image of Nigeria from time immemorial!

BUT THEY WILL NOT AGREE IF YOU TELL THEM.

weird things happen!

This is not an uncommon sex 'disorder'. Sudden orgasms just happen for some people. The only way it'd be a bad thing is if it starts interfering with your life. Otherwise it's a relatively common sex 'disorder' and nothing needs to be done about it.

You might probably not know especially if she EXERCISE often.

But if you are privileged to see her tommy, you might see a black line (linea nigra) from her bellybutton downward

Noted and thank you.

But believe me, this will further enhance the criminals skills of car theft.

Majority of them do not know about this skills you just revealed .

AlphaNet:
Winners don't Quit and Quitters don't Win...!!!

Why did you chicken out?

My Pastor always says "Its not over until its over until I win even if the Sun would have to stand still"


He never had a vision otherwise, he would have held on at least to the Supreme Court, if he doubts he should go and ask Wike.

Kindly be informed and enlightened that parliamentary wahala with regards to elections stop at appeal court

Regards

What a piece!

Only the youths have a greater work here! (We constitute nearly 50% of Nigeria population).
But the few elites have taken our minds to ransom . ---We cannot think properly again
Our reasoning capacity has diminished
It is a pity, we fight dirty on social media over politicians who don't have the well being of the citizens at hearts



GUYS we need to think
We need to ponder
We need to reason
Let us take the bull by the horn
Let us get our mind back
Let us gets our thinking faculty back

And stand against all the injustice perpetrated by the evil ones (Politicians and even some so called men of God.

whatever happens to Sedative/Tranquilizer dart?
It would have saved them their time and sweat





Blacks are backward in everything.............God will help us

olaojokehinde@gmail.com

This reminds me of a story................
A man captured a bird held it in his hand and latter summoned a small but intelligent boy to ascertain whether the bird is a living or a dead one.
But the reply of the small boy was .... "it all depends, if you want its to live you free it and if otherwise you strangle it to death."

OP, the answer to ur question depends on you perspective. Either way its correct

O LORD...come and help this pervert generation.
We know that even the Sodom and Gomorah did not commit up to this level

I long for your Kingdom to come dear Father!

okay

We don't need to Pardon your grammar!

Just correct it if you can.
For instance change the "I'M I" to "Am I".......and you are good to go

okay

Hush!!! I no understand shi shi from all these terms
Can anybody help a brother here pls

FRONT PAGE STRAIGHT


On behalf of Nairalanders we whole heartedly reject & decline your generosity
Take your your flat A.ss for yourself.

Believe me, the hour cometh, and now is, when you and I and corporate organisations shall continually award the most corrupt in Nigeria.

This country is a big joke

It cant be over!
I am sure the groom/husband must be aware of her prowess in this act before taking her down the altar.

I want to believe she is doing it already with the said husband's friend.

Her ranting is just to seek opinion.

I foresee a marriage doom in the making

Truly, the end time is here

Wetin remain! castrate the End time Father Jor.

I thought they said Niger Delta Avengers has gone underground. (https://www.nairaland.com/3100323/niger-delta-avengers-goesunderground#45541611)

Kindly read through their press statement today.
God please come and heal this great Nation.



Thursday, May 12, 2016
CONGRATS TO ALL STRIKE TEAM OF THE NIGER DELTA AVENGERS.

From the high command of the Niger Delta Avengers we congratulating all strike teams of the Avengers without taking any innocent life or that of the Nigeria military we were able to shut down 50% of crude production.

We have been seeing a lot on the media about us. Some are asking, “Who are you avenging?” some calling us empty heads, ex-agitators have been condemning us on daily basis. Our criticizer from other part of the country, we don’t have any thing to tell you because you clearly don’t know how life is in the region.
To our criticizers from the region we want you to know you are all cowards and afraid to stand for your people.

To ex-agitators of the likes of Tompolo, We know why you people are after us. Our agitation is more civilize than yours the Niger Delta Avengers is more concern with people of Niger Delta unlike you (ex-agitations) that were into kidnapping, killing of Nigeria soldiers, sea pirates, vessel and tanker hijacking. But we were able to carry out all our operations without killing a fly. We have sophisticated arms far better than what you use to have during your kidnapping days.

After the amnesty Programme you (ex-agitators) has been enjoying patronize from the government and royalty from multinational oil companies. While we (Avengers) have been strategizing on how the voice of the Niger Deltans can be heard. we are fighting a radical fight without taking any life.

Lets make it clear, to you our elder brothers (ex-agitators) that we are not begging you to join this agitation. We are young, educated, well traveled and most of us were educated in east Europe but don’t worry when we achieved our goal (sovereign state of Niger Delta) then you people will be proud of us. In as much as we respect you as our elder brothers (ex-agitators) please don’t dare to stand on our way because if you do we will crash you.

To the citizens of the Niger Delta who share same idea with us we thank you all. Just know that no amount of criticism within and outside the region can stop us.
For the record the Niger Delta Avengers is enjoying the blame game going around.

To the Nigeria military the Niger Delta avengers is among you. And we know all your plans so we will always ten steps ahead of you. In our meeting comprising all heads of the strike teams, which was held in Bayelsa. The Niger Delta Avengers high Command comes to the conclusion that, if the military harass or invade any community in the region then you (Nigeria military) will get a feel of the Avengers.
If you smart or intelligent enough you will look inward not outside. We know when you are vulnerable but not take our calmness for granted.

To our brothers from Easterner Nigeria, whom have been condemning and calling us names. The simple fact you are living comfortable doesn’t mean we like you.
The Commander of Strike team 9 of the Niger Delta Avengers is from Eastern Nigeria so no body should limit this struggle to the Ijaws of the Niger Delta only. The leader of the strike team 6 that blew up chevron valve platform is Itsekiri. The Commander of our elite team strike team one is from Akwa Ibom.
So if you are calling us empty heads just know you brothers are part of Niger Delta Avengers as well. Avengers is different from former agitators who limited the struggle to just the Ijaws

To international Oil Companies, this is just the beginning and you have not seen anything yet. We will make you suffer as you have been made the people of Niger deltans suffered over the years from environmental degradation, and environment pollution.

To the President of Nigeria Buhari, we are sure you have not been to the creeks of the Niger delta before and 90% of your cabinets does not know how the region looks like. You think the Niger delta region is full of animals, who are going to frustrate your government. Your government that is not following rule of law, unlawful detention of innocent people just likes of Nnamdi Kanu. All he wanted was to let his people go. Nnamdi kanu didn’t carry any arm against this country but was incarcerated. We want you to know that’s no civilize President will behaves this way. If that is how you devised to run the country we will prefer you do that in the northern region.
When couples are tired of living together to make peace they go their separate ways. That is what Nnamdi kanu and the Niger deltans are asking.
You always say you fought for the unity of this country during the civil war. You haven’t been to the Niger delta, how can you know what the people are facing I believe your Vice will tell how the region is suffering and under developed when he visited the Forcados Terminal. That is if he ever looks out of his helicopter window.


[b]1. Apo Well was award to Sapetro Oil owned by Gen Theophilus Y Danjuma .Apo field is capable of producing 300,000 barrels per day and crude reserve of 500 million barrels.
2. OML 110 Obe oil field own by Alhaji Mai Daribe, Cavendish Petroleum with an estimated 500 million barrel of crude oil that worth $50 billion dollars after tax.
3. Akpo condensate field was awarded to Sapetro Oil owned by Gen Theophilus Y Danjuma. This field worth $100 billions of dollars.
4. OML 112 and OML 117 were awarded to AMNI International Petroleum Development Company owned by Colonel Sanni Bello. Son inlaw to former Head of State. Gen Abdulsalami Abubakar. Its worth $150 Dollars after tax.
5. OML 115 also known as Oldwok field and Ebok field was awarded to Alhaji Mohammed Indimi. Inlaw to former Head of State Gen. Ibrahim Babangida the two fields worth $200 billion Dollars.
6. OML 215 was awarded and operated by Nor East Petroleum Limited owned by one Alhali Saleh Mohammed Gambo. The field worth $100 billion Dollars after tax.
7. OML 108 awarded to Express Petroleum Company owned by Alhaji Aminu Dantata. This field worth $128 billion Dollars.
8. OML 113 was allocated to Yinka Folawiyo Petroleum Limited owned by Alhaji W. I. Folawiyo. Net worth is $150 billion Dollars.
9. Prince Nasiru Ado Bayero cousin to the Emir of Kano, Lamido Sanisu, owns ASUOKPU/UMUTU marginal oil fields. It worth $110 billion Dollars.
10. Inter is owned by Atiku Abubakar, Yara dua and Ado Bayero has a substantial stakes in the oil and gas exploration in the Niger Delta of Nigeria.
11. AMNI International Petroleum Company owns OML 112 and OML 117. Former Minister of Petroleum and OPEC Chairman Rilwanu Lukman has major stakes in AMNI International Petroleum Company.
12. OML 67 is operated Afren Plc. Rilwanu lukman also has a major stakes and the field worth $180 billion Dollars.
13. OPL 245 is awarded to Malabu Oil and Gas owned by Dan Etete. Former President Obasanjo and former Vice President Atiku Abukbakar all has major shares. It worth $50 billion Dollars.
14. OPL 289 and OPL 233 was awarded to Cleanwater Consortium, the two fields worth $200 billion Dollars. Former Governor Peter Odili of River State, Obasanjo and Sultan of Sokoto has major Stakes.
15. OPL 288 was awarded to focus Energy Senator Andy Uba, Obasanjo, and Gen Theophilus Y Danjuma are the major stakeholders. The field worth $70 billion Dollars.
16. OPL 291 was awarded to Starcrest Energy Nigeria Limited owned by Emeka Offor. The field worth $100 billion Dollars.
17. Mike adenuga’s Conoil controls and operates Six (6) oil blocs and exports about 500,000 barrels of crude oil daily. These 6 oil bloc worth $500 billion Dollars.

From our analysis above, 90% oil blocs are allocated to individuals from northern Nigeria and some confused elements from the region are calling the Niger Delta Avengers names, some are calling us criminals. Our question to these groups of individuals calling us names are; where were you when all these atrocities were happening to the people of the Niger Delta? IT’S A PITY.
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To owners and operators of these oil blocs in our region the Niger Delta Avengers is giving you two weeks ultimatum to shut down your operations and evacuates your staff. If at the end of the ultimatum and you still operating. We will blow up all the locations. It will be bloody. So just shut down your operations and leave.
There is rumor that oil has been discovered in the North East. How will you feel if this found oil is been managed by Niger Deltans. We are very sure the Niger deltans wont even have 2% oil bloc if oil is really found in the Northeast. If you didn’t shut down we will shut your stations permanently for you.

No agent or representative of the Avengers has called the Minister of State for Petroleum Resources and Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, Group Managing Director, Dr. Ibe Kachikwu to threat his life.
To all International Oil Companies, Indigenous Oil Companies and Contractors if anyone called saying there members of Avengers please not listen or take them serious because our ideology and belief is far from that.

Once again on behalf of all the commanders of the avengers strike teams we congratulate our loyal and gallant soldiers who put human life before their targets. On behalf of the Niger Delta people we said congratulation as we have cripple the Nigeria economy by 50% by the grace of God we will make it 100% if our demands are not met soon.
By October 2016 we will display our Currency, Flag, Passport, our ruling Council and our Territory to the world.



To the United Nations, we are not asking for much but to free the people of the Niger Delta from environmental pollution, slavery, and oppression. We want a country that will turn the creeks of the Niger delta to a tourism heaven, a country that will achieve its full potentials, a country that will make health care system accessible by everyone. With Niger delta still under the country Nigeria we can’t make it possible. So we are calling on the Ban Ki-Moon Secretary General United Nations and all Heads of the government of the five Permanent Security Council members to come to the aid of Niger delta people. We are calling on world leaders to come to the Niger delta to see the atrocities committed by the Nigeria government

Long Live the Niger delta Avengers.
Long Live the Niger Delta.

Col. Mudoch Agbinibo
Spokesperson


SOURCE: http://www.nigerdeltaavengers.com/2016/05/congrats-to-all-strike-team-of-niger.html

Yuneehk:
"Dress how you want to be addressed"

Seconded.

I judge people by how they talk! (there style of talking/gesticulation)

Yuneehk:
"Dress how you want to be addressed"

Seconded.

I judge people by how they talk! (there style of talking)

o boy
This guy carry ooooo

CaroLyner:
marriage aint by force anyway

OVERDUE SPOTTED!!!

I CAN ONLY SEE PURE AND INNOCENT MINDS IN A CLASS.

great write up

Lolz...................
Omo Igbo reooo.

Strahovski1:
Lol.

Let me book first and read.

Ok I've read it.

[s]Well, she might not have any supernatural powers you are thinking. Maybe she heard you talking over the phone about the divorce. Maybe she used a traditional way (stones) to light the gas, maybe she likes sleeping and maybe you just roll under the bed[/s]

Now that's bullsh!t.

Your wife obviously has some metaphysical powers. Perhaps she is a member of a witch coven. And witches are harmless creatures. They are servants of nature unless you threaten them. So in my opinion you have nothing to fear.

Instead talk to her. Don't be afraid. She won't hurt you. If truly she has powers convince her to open up and if she opens up, it's a blessing. Yes. You two will now come together to figure how you can exploit those powers. Common your wife can make fire with her hands without a match stick that means she can do anything. If she can make fire come, she can make a $1000 note come too! Lol no pun intended.

Jokes apart, you guys can have anything you want. If she makes invisible water bathe her she can make anything invisible.

She can even read minds omg! Man sell her to me please. I'll pay

I won't tell you to divorce her. Goto church and cast the spirit by fire. Deliverance and all what typical africans will say. I'll tell you to EXPLOIT it.

Get something good out of it. You can even tell her to make them promote you at work. Alot of stuff. She is like your nuclear weapon. Your asset. That is if you pose no threat to her. Man I wish I was in yor position by now I won't be on NL. Damn.

Ha ! Super Story