₦airaland Forum

Whathaveidone:
Lol. Na una sabi. Avengers, boko, i-pork

Maaan! Doesn't if feel good to be a South-westerner ? I guess we need to stop over-reacting to the "coward" tag if this is what it means

We just dey there dey watch free movie. we're not even paying for tickets
We get peace of mind
Hopefully, we can use this opportunity to attract more FDI. It's a selling point if you ask me

Armstrong34:
pls can we jus stay wifout any president, senators..and b sharing d money BTW ourselves I mean we...

Manueleee:
I wanted atletico to win d cup.

theDEVILisHERE:
Atletico why!!!!!!!!

LordBailish:
I hate madrid...
Nothing can make me like them.

praz001:
madrid 0. vs atletico 3

SLIDEwaxie:
When u argue with a wailer:


You: did you see the projects aregbe is inspecting?

Wailer: what are the assurances that he will even finish them?

You: aregbe has never abandoned any project. Did ubsee his model school? They are pathetic

Wailer: Schools in pH are much better

You: agreed. Let's thank amaechi for that. The same guy u guys are trying hard to bring down.

Wailer: that's because he is corrupt.

You: no Nigerian politician is a saint.

Wailer: (face lit) si, u agree that he is corrupt? Then, why is your buhari witch hunting?

You: the issue if witch hunting could be solved from simple reasoning. Wike is in the govt house and he still cldnt produce an evidence against this guy and you...

Wailer: that's because amaechi destroyed every evidences.

You: and he also killed those whom he did business with that cld be traced and interrogated?

Wailer: he obviously paid then well..

You: buy dasuki dey name names na

Wailer: you knw that there is nothing like the armsgate saga. They were forcing him to say those things.

You: and the people he indicted and who also confessed and returned some cash?

Wailer: no one returned any cash. If they did, why can't they show it to us.

You: browse a pics of the loot recovered by GEJ and I will biliv that the govt needs to do that.

Wailer: mtcheeeeewww! What I knw is that, the dasuki gate is Jes a pay back from buhari. Just like the chibok saga was a lie and a script.

You: I agree. But the Fulani herdsmen's raid in the Eastern region is also a script, right?

Wailer: that one is true.. You all saw pictures.

You: bros, what abt the pics if th school girls?

Wailer: did u knw any of them? Guy, I tell u, u've been scammed!

You: I biliv u (just shake ur head and leave)

hungryboy:
This woman don old oh

Naijasinglegirl:
A friend approached me to say she had a brilliant idea on how I can get rich quickly.
She was going to give me a new range of consumer products that sells thrice the cost price. I asked if that is all and she explained that it was some sort of ladder marketing.
The more sellers I introduce under the scheme, the higher my profit…eventually, I will be eligible for perks like a fancy car and a trip to Dubai or the Caribbeans. As much as one of my aspirations for this year is to travel outside Nigeria even if it’s Cotonou, I started walking away.

You see, I have had a bitter experience with this multi-level marketing, network marketing or whatever it is called and I swore seven years ago never to involve myself again no matter how desperate I get.
Eight years ago, my family literally invested all we had in one IFFA multilevel marketing scheme that operated under the umbrella of Diamond Bank. That was when I first heard of multi-level marketing and my dad thought the idea was genius. Who wouldn’t when the package came with a customised debit card for each participant to cash out their ‘millions of naira’ months later.
We sold most of our shares in the stock market to fund this and introduced everybody we knew to our ‘tree’.
I remember when a rich uncle gave me my twenty thousand naira and my dad used all of it to get the IFFA forms so I could issue out to my classmates.

We spent weekends attending nerve-racking motivational rallies held by the stinking rich organisers of IFFA who rode on the ignorance of people like us to get to where they are. By the time the scales fell from our eyes, we had lost all we had including the goodwill of those we introduced. All we had left were thousands of IFFA registration forms we were now using to wrap melon seeds at home and debit cards littered like a pack of cards around the house. And where were the so -called organisers?
London, today;
Paris, tomorrow;
America during the weekend;
Because they worked hard and persevered unlike our lazy asses.

That was how a friend I met during NYSC told me on the day of POP that he is going to stay behind in the village he served to sell coffee under one multi level marketing scheme!
He was trying to convince me to stay and join the coffee scheme too since my house rent had a 2-year expiration period.
That was a 2’1 graduate of Electrical Engineering who started his service year with an aspiration of working with a multinational company and he’s was just going to abandon that beautiful dream to sell bitter coffee after he had been brainwashed.
I mean who even drinks coffee in Nigeria? Talk more of rural areas? I don’t know the story ended cos I cut off friendship with him after NYSC to avoid post POP stories that touch the heart and soul.
Same way I feel about GNLD and co. I don’t mean to knock anyone’s hustle but I refuse to be swayed by the vacation photos on Instagram of those who hammered by networking others 2000 years ago.
Never ever!
Currently, anyone who approaches my family house and mentions the words, ‘network marketing’ or ‘multi-level stands the risk of being stoned to death.
What are your experiences with multi-level marketing?



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/multi-level-marketing-nigeria-419/

deeplow:
it is so shameful that anybody can just wake and write nonsense, however they feel.
First of, Viktoh is not a rapper. For someone who claims to know hiphop, knowing who a rapper is, shouldnt be a problem...

I can't even bother to continue, you have no knowledge on what you have chosen to write about.

Who are you trying to impress with big words that you dont know what they mean.

wowmenow:
brilliant girl Buhari just freeze her father bank account chief ibeto
while his daughter is still studying in Uk

Cutealexio:
you don't no about his lifestyle before he died do you?

Peacetemi:
Billionaires have the most worries in the world. God save us all.

sexy74:
@OP lovely thread.
Nice write up, but I have an issue why will you say God is silly? page six of this thread. You don't have any authority to call someone silly, remember you can't create a soul or life.
But I still noticed in your writing God you use the small letter ""g'' that means you are referring to a smaller god.
one thing I learnt in life is that belief is a personal thing you are free to tours and experience has thought you a lot.
Even as an atheist, do you belief that there is a supernatural controller of the universe who is in charge of the world?
All I know is that we have a supernatural power controlling the universe and someone is in charge so that person is God.
Your God can be whatever r you call it as long as it controls your.
An interesting write up, am still following.

sexy74:
@OP lovely thread.
Nice write up, but I have an issue why will you say God is silly? page six of this thread. You don't have any authority to call someone silly, remember you can't create a soul or life.
But I still noticed in your writing God you use the small letter ""g'' that means you are referring to a smaller god.
one thing I learnt in life is that belief is a personal thing you are free to tours and experience has thought you a lot.
Even as an atheist, do you belief that there is a supernatural controller of the universe who is in charge of the world?
All I know is that we have a supernatural power controlling the universe and someone is in charge so that person is God.
Your God can be whatever r you call it as long as it controls your.
An interesting write up, am still following.

Fizzbizzie:
You missed his transformation cos it never happened under him..

WildChild00:
Beautiful family, we missed ur transformation idea sir '

kelechi50:
This zoo called marriage sef

lomprico:
Wow! After I don give up hope for Tiwa, I no know say baba God dey arrange her for me.
Tiwa baby! Am all urs!

MrKorky:
Olosho..be happy to be a babymama..teebillz shld get jamil DNA, just saying!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]What stopped tbillz from getting a job?[/color]

scholes0:
na lie jor .... Iro funfun (white lie)
Even in the west, there are hot fast foods served or microwaved in plastic containers.

lofty900:
Nothing like justice in this case, only karma! Married woman who abandoned her husband to sleep with pastor in a hotel deserves what ever that comes to her. Sadly, even with the cctv footage, nothing can be proved in a competent court of jurisdiction. The footage didn't show how he strangled her only shows how she was following him about. The rate at which women fall prey to pastors is alarming. Men hardly falls for such

Tunami:
please and pleasis obj is not a yoruba hero, instead u can call him your village hero.

jmichlins:
two things are involved either what I read in the newspaper and online about this man are lies or his peole are fools. Those are not hired

americanigga:
It is very shameful that there are senators and house of rep. members there representing the people of the south, yet before their very eyes the N60 billion that was earmarked for railway from lagos to calabar was removed while that of Lagos to Kano scale thru.

I don't blame the members of house of assembly from the south since most of them are PDP. When it comes to rigging elections, collecting bribe they are very smart but when it comes to engaging their nothern counterpart in serious national issues they are very timid. Everyday you see senators like Ekweremadu, Urogide(edo state) and other PDP senators following saraki to the CCT. One would have expected them to use the closeness to the senate president to lobby so that they can attract federal presence to the south, but the reverse is always the case. Shame on Ekweremadu, shame on PDP, shame on southern senators and house of rep members.

TANTUMERGO007:
fayose the man whose political wisdom surpasses that of awolowo

fineyemi:
Mine was eyin ronaldo ( ronaldo teeth) Nt CR7, I mean delima ronaldo. My 2 front teeth came out like dat of ronaldo. But now am looking cute.

godoluwa:
AND POWER SUPPLY IS ZERO

DONSMITH123: