Pileeeeeeease!!! "Elbow Room" by Mode Nine, best rap joint.

Who don see am? Who told you guys he was in Nigeria?

That article got me really laughing. I used to wonder what caused all this toilet camaraderie among women. I now see. But, by the way, everything women do just ends up in all kinds of complications; toilet and make-up are just two of them.

The award belonged to Samuel Eto'o Fils. Drogba has NEVER been in the class of Eto'o.

Look, democracy, human right and all the idiocies of today won't change one fact - the most capable males will all continue to attract most of the females. That's the real s*#t for you all. Femi kuti is just one of those prime males. JT, tiger and co too. They can do have what many losers are secretly wishing for. Word!

Man, is she attractive? Golly! I would go down on her, suck it, lick it, kiss it, chop it. Then f#$k her like I'd go to prison if I didn't. Man, you're on to something here. Carry on, lucky chap.

@agathamari, you described that 2,000 year old document well - desert dogma. And all the mutilations that happened to it are even far younger than 2,000 years. But I think your 'desire' obviously refers to a woman's point of view. A man's 'desire' for s*x isn't that limited.

I imagine the username, stillwater belongs to a woman. To be asking how many people's salive or sweat you should experience cannot be coming from a man. And the person who doesn't want a 'tired kondo' should remember that it's actually a slack or worn out 'nyanya' that becomes a problem.

I'm a proper realistic. Obviously, the sample has to be tasted before delivery by a sensible buyer. The after-sales service too seems to be horrible. Unless this woman isn't telling us something else - like maybe she has a 'something' or he has 'something'.

@miss B, are you implying that this husband did not taste free sample before he bought the goods? Then im sef get hand for im wahala. If she turned cold fish before the wedding then the guy would've been well warned. If it was post-wedding, yawa don gas be dat!

Femi, Tuface, Tiger, all Alpha males. Who should all the women run to? The losing wimps? it's simply nature. The powerful males get the femaleS. Shikena walahi.

@sayso, I don't think it's just some whites that think Africa is just a country. I think practically the whole of ignoramus USA believes so. But I enjoy the kind of debate raging here. So many interesting thoughts like "Hollywood potrays every country, even itself, as negative. I agree! After all, "drugs, violence and s*x" are what sell movies. Good ideas, everyone.

I'm sure that all those who believe in ' men of god' are justified in their beliefs. But let me tell you all something. I dont! Men of god are just hucksters that know how to push your buttons and string you out to dry. They perpertrated most of the evils of this world for centuries including the spread of the dominant religions we have now. Trans-Atlantic slavery, clonialism, thievery, lies, ignorance and foolishness and all the sins they preach against. The bible you read today is just the result of their fertile imaginations which they used to play you all for fools. I no send them. The power is in us all. Men of god, take a kronic break!

The "man of god": should please spare us the pontifications!

@donfade, believe me when I say I believe they were implying that Nigeria was a war zone; we all know that. And believe me when I say our soldiers are NOT feeble. Nuff said.

I like to read. Better than TV. I should find James Patterson right away.

Someone should call these fools to order. My reading is he survived hell in Nigeria by that comment. I hear in one other movie, 'District 9', someone said something gratuitous about "the Nigerians doing their scams". While I would like to see 'Avatar' I'm really wondering the way we tolerate these attacks on us. Why don't we do movies mentioning Americans with their 'serial killers, homosexuals, mental cases, obesity and such? But then is it 'Nollywood', the useless copycat that'll run the gauntlet on our behalf?

Is meeting women good or bad? I've met many too, undesirable and desirable.

I think I might laugh with some of the comments here. And please stop making Nigerian wards seem like Nazi camps. Women abroad don't give birth alone. Stop watching all these fake things on TV. Some women talk as if when they were having sex it was only the man who was having the fun. I heard that a man with a pregnant wife will have his patience tested to the limit. Having said that I see some women talking as if it is a rule or mandatory for a man to follow them into the labour room because they watch it on TV or hear about it from abroad. Ok, we should all also start marrying same sexes as ourselves since it's rampant 'away'. Anyway, there's nothing to worry me about that. If she thinks she must copy 'oyibo' and involve me in that labour room because I did it to her she should think twice. I no dey craze. No marry me again becos you no see me for inside dia.

Sorry folks that I'm on this forum again to debunk century 21 foolishness. My take: I've no business in the labour room. Anyone who wants to qualify it with one noble term has another think coming.

@deluxecad, thanks for the back up. I knew I wasn't alone. See, there are no right or wrong answers in this matter. To think that I'll go with the crowd in everything is not for me. I started thinking unlike the crowd by the time I was 10 years old. Happiness is when both work out their lives in the way that's comfortable for THEM. I like the way I tidy and orientate my room space; I won't abdicate on that responsibility. Rule your world!

What days are you referring to? They'll settle for such when I provide the alternative room for her. Modernity will not make me pander to every 'modern' whim. It may seem like such an issue but, believe me, it is not. She'll know this before she even thinks about settling down with me. No yawa!

Don't get me wrong o! I have a way with women when they come into my life. But living in a room with her is a no-no. She has to have her own room and we can share most of our intimate lives in the same room.

No, no, no for me. Share the bed and that's all for me. All other parts of your life stay in your own room. Period!!!

Yoighaman, you said it almost the way I'd say it. I mean I watch little TV, read a great deal, dream and practice on becoming superman, sleep with lights OFF, I'm very organised. There'll be no compromise. Forget the 21st century stupidity and bible-induced deception; there's every reason, if you desire it, to avoid sharing a room on a permanent basis. Marriage is about two people who should at certain times accord each other the kind of complete respect reserved for strangers. Nice one, sir. That's my take.

Many, many things being said here, the most hilarious being the bible people quoting what God said as if they attended the same primary school. I think God should be left out of it, especially that fallacious hooey about being one and the head and neck claptrap. If you can share a room, fine. If, like me, you qualify that sharing, then it's all good. But leave God out of this one.