₦airaland Forum

Don’t worry, APC and the Chinese are working on It

shiffynaani:
how?

Girls like two things most
1. Being pampered
2. Public affection

Take her places, buy her things, go see movies (dem too like movies) carry her popcorn, hold her hand in public, open doors for her( car door, house door, any door) pull a chair out for her, drool over her, make it obvious to everyone you are in love with her. Before you know it, she will be spreading her legs for you in your room like bedspread

Story story for the old generation of Nigerians that enjoyed her when the going was good. That saying no longer hold true for this new generation of Nigerians

Yahoo yahoo pastor everywhere, e go soon reach una turn......,spits

9jaRealist:
We have discovered oil in Lagos.
So we’ll keep “our” refinery (and of course we can always buy crude elsewhere, even Ghana or Chad sef).
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Ok na, I will have to invest in MRBMs( if you know the meaning, I go know say u strong well well)

thebosstrevor1:
FFK Always talking nonsense.

The south does not own oil, the federal government owns the oil unlike the food, hardworking Northern farmers are the owner under a cooperative system, the cooperative can decide to transport their produce somewhere else and it wont affect their pocket.

There are lot of buyers of farm produce from northern Cameroon, senegal, mali, niger and chad. The revenue they make from these markets alone is more than the revenue from the southern market in Nigeria

So true, carry your products there with your heardmen also and leave us in peace.

9jaRealist:
And then when the South-East, the South-West and the South-South go their “separate ways” the Omo-Onile know which property they’ll be taking over...
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Bros, am from the south south, if I no give you crude oil, dem go use that refinery take do hotel ooooo

This is just like a plumber complaining about his clothes being wet from the plumbing work he is doing or a shoe shiner complaining that the polish is staining his hands ...........spits

Well, when the north and south go there separate ways, I know the property me and my boys will take over in the south

If you no sex the guy, how you go take buy brand new Toyota Jeep? Eg white color

26272I8281:
I dont have shishi, I haven't even eaten since Morning. Na only the Garry wey I drank yesterday night hold me now.

How you go come see power take do the do na?

Do you have money, not small money ooo, if you have good money, u will fvck her very well within two days

We don’t give a fvck down south, we will just stop all tankers carrying fuel to the north at lokoja bridge, so that the terrorist infested region will ground to a halt. The railroad to Niger will not be ready in the next two years. The next southern president should stop funding for the project, let the northern governors contribute money for it......spits

Brand new car?

If I be this 13 years old boy neighbor, I will deal with him well well for not sharing her number with me, see succulent defenders

Picture of the two chicks, make we compare which one fine pass

Dreyton36:
Her social handle ?

Don’t have it , maybe these masters of girls handles can help out

Dreyton36:
You read my mind , I love slim girls that are busty


Lights up my kpoli in peace

Something like this can make a man go Gaga

I remember a time when we had to go to cross River State at short notice and staff were offered a military aircraft to transport us , everybody refused to go with it

With their poor maintenance culture, who wan die

This girl go sweet for standing doggy

inoki247:
And our soldiers dey Shekau farm jubilating....

While him and his boys are in town...

Mad ooooo

Is either you get liver well well or your village people are at work

I predict that 2 years from now, Nigerian ladies will no longer be wearing tights under their short skirts, you go look pants you go tire. Then 5 years from now, Nigerian ladies will no longer be wearing pants under their clothes even if it’s a short skirts, you go look pvssy so tey, na you go tire

I also heard white women’s pussy are softer than black women. The white women’s pussy can’t grip and squeeze the dick hard like the way black women’s pussy can .

I hope boko boys kills them all, useless bastard

I can count only 3, where is the fourth one?

TOMMYS:
. u don talk na my mind. I dream say Niger republic join nigeria. and my dream dey always manifest for real life o.

If them try am, then we add Benin republic and Togo join our side

Wahala be like okorohausa , every where you face e Dey wait for you

Better Benin republic than those terrorist in Niger republic

Abeg who get her number, make una send to me, I wan ask her something

AltCtrlDel:
There wasn't harmattan in December, what we experienced then was climate change. This is the harmattan we should have had in December. It was explained extensively by an expert.

Just hope it doesn’t disturb the raining season pattern

Social media sha, I tot they said the guy has relocated to Germany, na wa oooo . We need the social media bill against fake news oooo and fake photo shop/copy