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potent5:
It depends on the pvssy.
Each pvssy has its own value.
Just As they say in economics, the real price of a pvssy is the opportunity to have another one which has been lost because of having a particular one at a particular time.

Pls explain again, I need to write it down

If you kiss a babe or she gives you a BJ only, can you technically say you have not cheated yet ?

Bros, chop the flower very well, if after you still feel guilty, come for more consultations

skyhighweb1:
a guy fucking another mans ass.
i think its best he bleeps a womans ass if nah ass he dey find haba



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Lair lair, pants on fire

What’s the prospect of getting a job and permanent residency after your study?

Seriously, u don mean it!!

Vyzz:




I will be shocked

Like who abeg?

, wetin Musa no go see for gate

See what I meant ladies, all these guys want to cutout and leave you hanging. Don’t let them o

Recently, one of our celebrities aka “small girl big God” said marriages should have expiry dates. She meant that when a guy and a girl gets married, there should be an agreement that this marriage should last for a certain period of time, after which it should be subject to

A.Instant Renewal
B.Take a break before Renewal
C.No Renewal, we go our separate ways.

While I think she is nuts, the above options would spell disaster for women all over the world, while men would hold block parties non stop. Whether we admit it or not, women have more stake in marriages than men.

Before you feminists get your panties in a tangle, let me explain;

So guy marries a girl with a certificate that says it will expire after 10years, so they sit down to plan for the first installment.Marriages especially in Africa is all about children, so they get on it straight away and get 3 to 4 within the first 10 years (lets not use the Igbo or Hausa people that can do 1 per year ).

So first 10 years is up, madam no longer looks as sweet and fresh as she was 10years ago, even when she works out, oga has been distracted by these so called Slayqueens that are a dime a dozen. So they get to the negotiating table and oga says why don’t we try option B first. Oga don cut out be dat o.

The feminist would say “what if the man was a useless man, madam would be free also”. But you ladies know that when a man is useless at home, there is a 95% chance that there is a woman outside making him useless to you and very useful to herself. I can give plenty of scenarios but let me drop only this one. Mind you, this is not the same as divorce. This would be far easier than a divorce, all he has to do is wait for the marriage certificate to expire.

You can say all you want to say now, but I would advise they leave marriages the way they are now o o. Don’t give these guys an opportunity to cutout after all they put you through.

honeyB2018:
Yes, because you are the first to open up that place, secondly, her private part is food.
Stupid man.

You need to CALM DOWN, so you can enjoy life more

Don’t like plus size ladies, so am unseen what I just saw

Nengi all the way to the mula,baby

hashtagged:
Pevert your head is filled with porn.

Is that what it means to be a man

Pastor, i hail, better check on the choir mistress, she is waiting for you in that usual place

Pegi23:
Yeah u heard me clearly some Nigeria guys ain't worth it. I pity you all dating them. It is better to be single .. just forcus on your career ,make you clean money,buy house for your self,adopt a child and live your life to the fullest. .. check my signature

Don’t worry babe, someone will soon notice you and give you what you have been looking for, just be patient

My favorite housemate is Nengi, omo the girl na my speck, if I get that girl, I go just open that her fresh yellow laps and put tongue for her pvssy and I no go comot am from there ooo

Before we start,this thread is for real G’s and not some sissy boys or those church boys shouting karma karma up and down,as you are here typing kar...., u pastor is probably bleeping that your babe in the choir.
This thread is not also for the ladies, there are threads on BBniaja, make una go there.

So, doesn’t it feel good when you bleep another guy’s babe

Wait, before you vex, let me paint the picture for you.

You see this babe, probably in your area, school or in your place of work and the babe sexy finish. So you approach her and start spinning your yarns but she turns you down by saying she has a boyfriend and she doesn’t want to cheat on him cause if he did the same she wouldn’t like it. Ok oooo,so you cast your mind that this work no be rush work,na slow and steady movement.

As the days go by, u still dey on top the matter anytime you see her.Then gradually(most women can’t resist consistent pressure), she becomes more free with you, she smiles more, she laughs more and she even shows you the pictures of her and her boyfriend, just to let you know she wasn’t lying.

But you then begin to steal glances at each other when you both are in the same vicinity, when you walk pass each other either in school,in your area or the office, your eyes meet and you detect a glimmer of mischief in her eyes and then boom, one day, she is in your bed with you grinding on top of her.

As you bleep her, a picture of the boyfriend comes to mind ,then you smile and increase the tempo.When you are done, you lay back on the bed with a smile on your face, she turns and looks at you and ask why you are smiling.You tell her cause it was wonderful, and she thinks it’s the sex not knowing it was something else.She then tells you this should be between both of you, that she doesn’t want her boyfriend or anyone else finding out.

Guys, doesn’t it feel good

Why do we treat the dead like this in this country, see how you pack human beings like trash and left for all to see. Can’t the police get body bags and an ambulance to evacuate them . Chai!

.... He went on to explain how he arranged with her friend (after another 50k)to meet up with her after close of work on Friday and how she told him there was no need to explain anything ,that it was over between both of us anyway. I looked at her and she just stared right back at me.

He then thought he saw an opening for himself and told her to give him a chance to show he loved her.But she told him she could never date him cause she did always think of him as the one that ruined her relationship.It was then he knew he didn’t have a chance with her.

He then said he couldn’t allow her to think this way about him, so he pleaded with her to see me so he could sort it out between us (see player o) and after her friend weighed in, she finally agreed to bring him to my place the next morning and so ,that was why they were here.

After a few awkward minutes of silence, she finally spoke for the first time since she stepped into my place.She thanked the guy for trying and asked him to excuse us that she has somethings she wants to say to me.He stood up, looked at me , then extended his hand for a hand shake and said “some guys are just so lucky but only they don’t know it”, turned and left.

When he left, I looked at her and the expression on her face had changed and I realized that this was the first time I was seeing her angry....

For all those that have been sending me messages say why I Dey talk like this, no vex , but for your mind, you know say 99% of men are like this.

Man sees girl,
Man falls in love with girl,
Man does everything to get girl,
Man finally gets girl,
Man is truly in love with girl,
Man gets angry if girl is with another man,
Man cheats on girl,
Man is sorry to have cheated,
Man is forgiven for cheating,
Man deeply loves girl,
But man continues to cheat once in a while.

Men are like this..

I agree with you on Enugu, my babe is from there

My girl was in my place recently and while I was watching a movie, she was on her phone chatting. She got up from where she was and came to sit beside me and we had this conversation:
Babe: Do you love me?
Me: babe i do na and you know I do.
Babe: how do I know you do?

In my mind I said see this one ooo, probably one mugu guy has been rolling on the floor, fooling himself just to prove he loves her and she was probably wondering why I wasn’t doing the same. So I pulled her close, looked into her eyes and said,

Me: babe, like water inside coconut, my love for you can’t be explained but it can be expressed. So I kissed her and put my hand under her top towards her breast, she laughed, jumped up and when towards the kitchen, talking happily on her phone. I was like chai, this girl don escape oooo

So have you ever been asked and how did you respond?

My mum ooo, and anybody that tells my future wife I said this, na thunder go fire am

Am just wondering what will make men do somethings for ladies and when people hear it, they will be like how come?

We heard of men buying houses for babes (they are not married to),know of guys that pay close to 5m as rent for babes in maitama in Abuja, guys given their school fees money to babes to solve their own issues. Guys/men denying their babes/wife because of other females.

But before you say pvssy, it can’t be ,cause if you closed your eyes, and you were asked to stick ur dick in various pvssy, you wouldn’t know the difference between your babe’s own and another babe’s own.

So what makes men do crazy things for the ladies and later they go “ wow, did I do that?”

Bad belle, madam cool down , u see heaven, e big well well but no be every body go enter there , so face ur front

Spontaneous007:
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It is a mere scenario of capatilative momerandum

I no understanding what you talked, but am say carry go, am supported your government

.... She looked so beautiful standing there in her white jeans skirt and top.She walked pass me, sat on the couch, crossed her legs and looked at me.I was still looking at her when the guy said if he could come in. I let him in wondering what this was all about. We sat for a few awkward minutes before the guy introduced himself and said he was the cause of the rift between us.

He when on to explain how he was based in the states, and got cut up in the lockdown in Nigeria and he had been using that branch anytime he was around and on this particular day, he had gone to the bank to do some transfers and the manager had called her to assist him, and that was the first time he saw her and fell in love. ( see this one oo). He went on to explain how he had been going to the bank just to see her and when it became obvious it was her he was after, she delegated her friend to attend to him and she conveniently made herself scarce. He had to give the friend a 50k just to text him when they were closing , so he could wait for her outside.

On that day, he had waited outside for an hour before they came out, when she saw him, he offered her a lift which she refused, he then told her he had been outside for long waiting for her and the least she could do was give him her number which she did and he drove off. I glanced at her, she was still looking at me.

When he called that evening, she busted into tears when she heard his voice that made him so scared. She then told him what had happened and blamed him for it and then hung up. Several calls he made went unanswered as well as text messages. I glanced over at her and she just sat there without saying a word, still looking at me and for some unexplained reason, I started sweating.....

SteveOfu:
3 men embark on a journey to a desert;
- One with the map
- One with the money
- One with the food and water

They reach a village where one has to be sacrificed before they can proceed on their journey.
Who should be sacrificed

Sacrifice the one with the map, use some of the money to hire a local guide and be on your way.

Forgive and forget?